I Wish I Was A Fishy!
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I Wish I Was A Fishy!
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kepledon
August 13th, 2007
3:34:48 PM CDT
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I'm packing.
kepledon
August 18th, 2007
1:18:44 AM CDT
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Some people have no cl*ss.
kepledon
August 26th, 2007
7:47:48 AM CDT
(1)
Goldfish don't bounce.
kepledon
August 28th, 2007
7:23:50 AM CDT
(1)
It's crazy... my phone number ends with 1337!
kepledon
October 1st, 2007
12:21:54 PM CDT
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Rocktober... http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=24668
kepledon
October 3rd, 2007
6:45:21 PM CDT
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kepledon
February 12th, 2008
10:54:23 PM CST
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kepledon
February 12th, 2008
10:56:03 PM CST
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kepledon
November 16th, 2007
10:07:46 AM CST
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kepledon
November 27th, 2007
10:42:52 PM CST
(1)
get it? it was 2 before
kepledon
November 27th, 2007
10:41:47 PM CST
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November 27th, 2007
10:42:21 PM CST
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kepledon
November 28th, 2007
1:11:37 AM CST
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November 28th, 2007
1:12:32 AM CST
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kepledon
December 4th, 2007
11:52:56 PM CST
(1)
â“’
kepledon
December 4th, 2007
11:54:16 PM CST
(1)
â“’
kepledon
December 4th, 2007
11:54:47 PM CST
(1)
©
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:35:20 PM CST
(1)
ass ASS
kepledon
December 27th, 2007
1:23:44 AM CST
(1)
Sh*t, I'm gonna cry. Leslie just died! What's Jess gonna do?!?
kepledon
December 27th, 2007
1:47:53 AM CST
(1)
I guess it turned out all right for him and Maybelle.
kepledon
January 10th, 2008
12:57:19 AM CST
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kepledon
April 3rd, 2008
2:28:55 PM CDT
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kepledon
April 28th, 2008
7:43:50 PM CDT
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kepledon
May 26th, 2008
11:40:29 PM CDT
(1)
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2127008
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:38:42 PM CST
(1)
(cough)
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:44:14 PM CST
(1)
Hi, honey!
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:45:30 PM CST
(1)
Hi, Mom.
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:46:32 PM CST
(1)
You feeling any better?
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:47:36 PM CST
(1)
A little bit.
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:48:57 PM CST
(1)
Guess what?
kepledon
December 6th, 2007
2:49:43 PM CST
(1)
What?
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
10:04:13 AM CST
(1)
Grandfather's here.
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
10:06:02 AM CST
(1)
Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick?
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:10:12 PM CST
(1)
You're sick... that's why he's here!
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:11:17 PM CST
(1)
He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that.
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:12:19 PM CST
(1)
Maybe he won't.
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:13:42 PM CST
(1)
Hey! How's the sickie? Eh?
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:16:31 PM CST
(1)
I think I'll leave you two pals alone.
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:17:03 PM CST
(1)
I brought you a special present.
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:17:33 PM CST
(1)
What is it?
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:20:15 PM CST
(1)
Open it up.
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:21:11 PM CST
(1)
A book?
kepledon
December 7th, 2007
11:27:13 PM CST
(1)
That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father, and today, I'm gonna read it to you.
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:16:38 PM CST
(1)
Has it got any sports in it?
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:17:54 PM CST
(1)
Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles...
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:18:53 PM CST
(1)
Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake.
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:24:19 PM CST
(1)
Oh. Well. Thank you very much. Very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. All right... The Princess Bride, by S. Morgenstern, Chapter 1. Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that. Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:25:54 PM CST
(1)
Yeah. It's really good.
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:30:32 PM CST
(1)
Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around.
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:33:01 PM CST
(1)
Farm Boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:37:13 PM CST
(1)
As you wish.
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:43:00 PM CST
(1)
"As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
kepledon
December 8th, 2007
9:45:11 PM CST
(1)
Farm Boy, fill these with water... please.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
12:19:35 AM CST
(1)
As you wish.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
12:21:01 AM CST
(1)
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "as you wish," what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
12:31:18 PM CST
(1)
Farm Boy... Fetch me that pitcher?
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
12:33:32 PM CST
(1)
As you wish.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
2:23:26 PM CST
(1)
Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
4:55:29 PM CST
(1)
Wait, just wait.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
6:04:51 PM CST
(1)
Well, when does it get good?
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
7:28:38 PM CST
(1)
Keep your shirt on; let me read!
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
7:29:46 PM CST
(1)
Wesley had no money for marriage, so he packed his few belongings and left the farm to seek his fortune across the sea. It was a very emotional time for Buttercup.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
10:59:55 PM CST
(1)
I fear I'll never see you again.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:01:13 PM CST
(1)
Of course you will.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:51:00 PM CST
(1)
But what if something happens to you?
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:51:35 PM CST
(1)
Hear this now. I will always come for you.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:52:44 PM CST
(1)
But how can you be sure?
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:53:44 PM CST
(1)
This is True Love. Think this happens every day?
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:55:41 PM CST
(1)
Westley didn't reach his destination. His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never left captives alive. When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered --
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:56:30 PM CST
(1)
-- Murdered by pirates is good --
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:57:20 PM CST
(1)
-- She went into her room and shut the door, and for days, she neither slept nor ate.
kepledon
December 9th, 2007
11:57:50 PM CST
(1)
I will never love again.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
3:51:23 PM CST
(1)
Five years later, the main square of Florin City was filled as never before, to hear the announcement of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
3:53:45 PM CST
(1)
My people! A month from now, our country will have its five hundredth anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her 'common' now. Would you like to meet her?
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
3:54:50 PM CST
(1)
YES!
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
3:55:42 PM CST
(1)
My people: The Princess Buttercup!
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
3:57:46 PM CST
(1)
Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck the right to choose his bride, she did not love him. Despite Humperdinck's reassurance that she would grow to love him, the only joy she found was in her daily ride.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
4:01:23 PM CST
(1)
NEIGH!
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:27:43 PM CST
(1)
A word, milady? We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:28:14 PM CST
(1)
There is nothing nearby -- not for miles.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:29:52 PM CST
(1)
Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:30:29 PM CST
(1)
Huaa--
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:33:27 PM CST
(1)
What is that you're ripping?
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:41:05 PM CST
(1)
It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:41:48 PM CST
(1)
Who is Guilder?
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:45:57 PM CST
(1)
The country across the sea -- the sworn enemy of Florin! Go! Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the Prince suspect that the Guilderians have abducted his love. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier, his suspicions will be totally confirmed.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:48:17 PM CST
(1)
You never said anything about killing anyone.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:49:39 PM CST
(1)
I've hired you to help me start a war! It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:51:31 PM CST
(1)
I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:53:34 PM CST
(1)
Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:54:33 PM CST
(1)
I agree with Fezzik.
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:57:46 PM CST
(1)
Oh, the sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this... NEVER forget this: When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy! And YOU! Friendless... brainless... helpless... hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?
kepledon
December 10th, 2007
11:59:02 PM CST
(1)
That Vizzini... he can... fuss.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
6:21:52 PM CST
(1)
Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream... at us!
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
6:22:44 PM CST
(1)
Probably he means no... harm.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
6:23:51 PM CST
(1)
He's really very short on... charm!
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
6:25:40 PM CST
(1)
Ah, you've a great gift for rhyme.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
6:26:20 PM CST
(1)
Yes, yes... some of the time.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
6:30:21 PM CST
(1)
Enough of that!
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:00:44 PM CST
(1)
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:29:14 PM CST
(1)
If there are, we all be dead!
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:35:07 PM CST
(1)
No more rhymes, now, I mean it!
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:41:21 PM CST
(1)
Anybody want a peanut?
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:46:06 PM CST
(1)
DEAAH! ...We'll reach the Cliffs by dawn. Why are you doing that?
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:47:33 PM CST
(1)
Making sure nobody's follow us.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:48:52 PM CST
(1)
That would be inconceivable.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:49:43 PM CST
(1)
Despite what you think, you will be caught. And when you are, the Prince will see you all hanged.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:51:17 PM CST
(1)
Of all the necks on this boat, Highness, the one you should be worried about is your own. Stop doing that! We can all relax; it's almost over!
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:52:12 PM CST
(1)
You are sure nobody's follow us?
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:54:02 PM CST
(1)
As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable! No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast! Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:55:02 PM CST
(1)
No reason. Suddenly, I just happen to look behind us and something is there.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:56:30 PM CST
(1)
What? Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel-infested waters.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:57:03 PM CST
(1)
(splash)
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:57:57 PM CST
(1)
Wha- whoa- go in! Get after her!
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:58:39 PM CST
(1)
I don't swim.
kepledon
December 11th, 2007
11:59:10 PM CST
(1)
I only dog-paddle.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
3:13:39 PM CST
(1)
DEAAH! VEER LEFT! LEFT! LEFT! Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels! If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh! If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
3:14:53 PM CST
(1)
She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
3:26:31 PM CST
(1)
What?
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:30:14 PM CST
(1)
The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you looked nervous.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:31:01 PM CST
(1)
Uh... I wasn't nervous. Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that's not the same thing.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:32:21 PM CST
(1)
Because we can stop now if you want.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:33:12 PM CST
(1)
No, you could read a little bit more, if you want.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:34:30 PM CST
(1)
Hm. 'Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels!'
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:35:34 PM CST
(1)
We're past that, Grandpa. You read it already.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:37:34 PM CST
(1)
Oh! Oh, my goodness, I did. I'm sorry. Beg your pardon. All, right, all right, let's see here... She was in the water, the eel was coming after her, she was frightened, the eel started to charge her, and then--
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:40:43 PM CST
(1)
THUMP
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:42:06 PM CST
(1)
Put her down! Just put her down!
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:43:33 PM CST
(1)
I think he's getting closer.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:45:49 PM CST
(1)
He's no concern of ours! Sail on! I suppose you think you're brave don't you?
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:48:14 PM CST
(1)
Only compared to some.
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:49:51 PM CST
(1)
Look - he's right on top of us! Wonder if he's using the same wind we are using?
kepledon
December 12th, 2007
11:53:47 PM CST
(1)
Whoever he is, he's too late! SEE? The CLIFFS OF INSANITY! HURRY UP! MOVE THE THING! AND -- THAT OTHER THING! MOVE IT! We're safe. Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way. He'll have to sail around for hours 'til he finds a harbor.
kepledon
December 22nd, 2007
12:40:01 PM CST
(1)
He's climbing the rope. And he's gaining on us!
kepledon
December 22nd, 2007
12:41:14 PM CST
(1)
Inconceivable. FASTER!
kepledon
December 22nd, 2007
4:56:28 PM CST
(1)
I thought I was going faster!
kepledon
December 22nd, 2007
4:57:58 PM CST
(1)
You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great legendary thing... and yet he gains!
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:42:35 PM CST
(1)
Well, I'm carrying tree people, and he got only himself.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:43:26 PM CST
(1)
I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:44:29 PM CST
(1)
Don't say that, Vizzini. Please?
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:47:21 PM CST
(1)
Did I make it clear that your JOB is at stake?
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:47:52 PM CST
(1)
Got very good arms.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:48:22 PM CST
(1)
HE DIDN'T FALL? Inconceivable.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:49:53 PM CST
(1)
You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means. My god, he's climbing!
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:51:51 PM CST
(1)
Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the Princess and must therefore die. You, carry her. We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. Catch up when he's dead. If he falls, fine, if not, the sword.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:52:31 PM CST
(1)
I'm going to duel him left-handed.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:53:10 PM CST
(1)
You know what a hurry we're in!
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:54:24 PM CST
(1)
Well, it's the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right, over too quickly.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:55:34 PM CST
(1)
Oh, have it your way.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:56:27 PM CST
(1)
You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:57:07 PM CST
(1)
I'm WAITING!
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:57:58 PM CST
(1)
Hello there! Slow going?
kepledon
December 23rd, 2007
11:59:21 PM CST
(1)
Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
kepledon
December 25th, 2007
5:01:00 PM CST
(1)
Sorry.
kepledon
December 25th, 2007
5:02:01 PM CST
(1)
Thank you.
kepledon
December 25th, 2007
5:03:36 PM CST
(1)
I do not suppose you could a-speed things up?
kepledon
December 25th, 2007
5:05:04 PM CST
(1)
If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
8:12:25 PM CST
(1)
I could do that. I have got some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
11:47:10 PM CST
(1)
That does put a damper on our relationship.
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
11:47:42 PM CST
(1)
But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
11:48:36 PM CST
(1)
That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
11:50:09 PM CST
(1)
I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
11:51:29 PM CST
(1)
No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
11:54:10 PM CST
(1)
Well, there any way you'll trust me?
kepledon
December 26th, 2007
11:55:39 PM CST
(1)
Nothing comes to mind.
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:45:56 PM CST
(1)
I swear on the sword of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:47:46 PM CST
(1)
Throw me the rope. ...Thank you.
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:49:29 PM CST
(1)
Well, wai-wai-wai-wai-wai-wait until you're ready.
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:50:06 PM CST
(1)
Again, thank you.
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:50:59 PM CST
(1)
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:52:39 PM CST
(1)
Do you always begin conversations this way?
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:57:49 PM CST
(1)
My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. ...Was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appear and request a special sword, my father took the job. He slave a year before he was done.
kepledon
December 28th, 2007
11:58:23 PM CST
(1)
I've never seen its equal.
kepledon
December 29th, 2007
12:01:24 AM CST
(1)
Six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price. My father refuse. Without a word, the six-fingered man slash him through the heart. I love my father, so naturally I challenge his murderer to a duel. I fail. Six-fingered man leave me alive. But he gave me this.
kepledon
December 29th, 2007
10:17:34 PM CST
(1)
How old were you?
kepledon
December 29th, 2007
10:21:02 PM CST
(1)
I was eleven years old. When I was a-strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will no fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
9:55:34 PM CST
(1)
You've done nothing but study swordplay?
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
9:58:49 PM CST
(1)
More pursue than a-study lately. You see, I cannot find him. It's been twenty years now; I am starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
10:05:37 PM CST
(1)
Well, I... I certainly hope you find him someday.
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
11:49:56 PM CST
(1)
You are ready, then?
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
11:51:06 PM CST
(1)
Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
11:53:20 PM CST
(1)
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
11:54:29 PM CST
(1)
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
11:56:54 PM CST
(1)
Begin. ...You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?
kepledon
December 31st, 2007
11:58:08 PM CST
(1)
I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
4:18:43 PM CST
(1)
Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
4:20:43 PM CST
(1)
Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you?
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
4:23:02 PM CST
(1)
Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have. ...You are wonderful!
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:43:02 PM CST
(1)
Thank you. I've worked hard to become so.
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:45:13 PM CST
(1)
I admit it, you are better than I am.
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:55:13 PM CST
(1)
Then why are you smiling?
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:55:51 PM CST
(1)
Because I know something you don't know.
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:56:45 PM CST
(1)
And what is that?
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:58:02 PM CST
(1)
I am not left-handed. ...Hm! Hah!
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:58:54 PM CST
(1)
You are amazing.
kepledon
January 3rd, 2008
11:59:25 PM CST
(1)
I ought to be, after twenty years.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
3:47:18 PM CST
(1)
Well, there's something I ought to tell you.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:20:45 PM CST
(1)
Tell me.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:22:14 PM CST
(1)
I'm not left-handed either.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:22:56 PM CST
(1)
Who are you?
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:26:48 PM CST
(1)
No one of consequence.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:27:24 PM CST
(1)
I must know.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:29:54 PM CST
(1)
Get used to disappointment.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:34:20 PM CST
(1)
'K. ...Kill me quickly.
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:38:16 PM CST
(1)
I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either...
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:42:06 PM CST
(1)
Uhh!
kepledon
January 4th, 2008
11:44:04 PM CST
(1)
Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.
kepledon
January 5th, 2008
11:25:27 PM CST
(1)
INCONCEIVABLE! Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly!
kepledon
January 5th, 2008
11:28:08 PM CST
(1)
What do I do?
kepledon
January 5th, 2008
11:30:32 PM CST
(1)
Finish him. Finish him! Your way!
kepledon
January 5th, 2008
11:33:59 PM CST
(1)
Oh, good. My way. Thank you, Vizzini. Which way's my way?
kepledon
January 5th, 2008
11:35:56 PM CST
(1)
Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder; in a few minutes, the Man in Black will come running around the bend. The minute his HEAD is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
kepledon
January 5th, 2008
11:43:23 PM CST
(1)
My way's not very sportsman-like. ...I did that on purpose. I don't have to miss.
kepledon
January 7th, 2008
5:35:33 PM CST
(1)
I believe you. So what happens now?
kepledon
January 7th, 2008
5:40:29 PM CST
(1)
We face each other as God intended. Sportsman-like. No tricks, no weapons. Skill against skill alone.
kepledon
January 9th, 2008
6:48:24 PM CST
(1)
You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
kepledon
January 11th, 2008
3:41:23 PM CST
(1)
I could kill you now.
kepledon
January 11th, 2008
3:42:51 PM CST
(1)
Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand-fighting.
kepledon
January 11th, 2008
3:44:41 PM CST
(1)
It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
kepledon
January 11th, 2008
3:47:37 PM CST
(1)
Ooh! Ungh. Urr... rrr... rrr... rrrrrrrah! Look. Are you just fiddling around with me, or what?
kepledon
January 30th, 2008
2:13:17 PM CST
(1)
I just want you to feel you are doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed. You're quick!
kepledon
January 30th, 2008
2:16:13 PM CST
(1)
And a good thing, too.
kepledon
March 7th, 2008
1:56:44 PM CST
(1)
Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?
kepledon
March 7th, 2008
2:08:31 PM CST
(1)
Oh, no, it's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
kepledon
April 11th, 2008
3:19:50 PM CDT
(1)
Heh - I just figured why you give me so much trouble. Huu-
kepledon
April 11th, 2008
5:14:58 PM CDT
(1)
Ooh! Why is that, do you think?
kepledon
August 11th, 2008
1:23:12 AM CDT
(1)
Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long- uurh- been specializing in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.
IdiotKitten
August 13th, 2008
5:05:22 AM CDT
(0)
Hey! =^_^=