The Story of How YTMND Made Me Crash My Car and Lose $10,000.
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The Story of How YTMND Made Me Crash My Car and Lose $10,000, plus extras.
My story and my car.
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silic0nsilence
March 7th, 2006
12:14:17 AM CST
(-1)
-1 for being too long, -1 for almost killing yourself and your girlfriend, -1 for almost killing others, -1 for wasting my time. If I could vote lower than 1, I would. And if you think that I believe you got in a car accident because of an extended ytmnd
silic0nsilence
March 7th, 2006
12:15:40 AM CST
(0)
conversation, you're insane. But I guess it's better than blaming it on smoking pot or something. Lastly, You're brian peppers face was subpar. Good day sir.
Erathun
March 7th, 2006
1:06:21 AM CST
(0)
good job dipsh*t lols.
fatasskid
March 7th, 2006
1:08:39 AM CST
(0)
way to be a dumbass
fatasskid
March 7th, 2006
1:09:48 AM CST
(1)
i hope melissa dumps you and goes out with the real brian peppers
astrosecret
March 7th, 2006
1:10:19 AM CST
(0)
long ytmnds ftw. sry n*gg*.
Akrady
March 7th, 2006
1:12:12 AM CST
(0)
Good one. Ignore the little dicks who replied first, they just aren't awesome enough to get the Yiddish Cup of front page.
sardonicwrath
March 7th, 2006
1:12:24 AM CST
(0)
no care ever
fduptothemax
March 7th, 2006
1:12:39 AM CST
(0)
it's not that i want to vote it a 1 - i just want to take my view back
Fuyush
March 7th, 2006
1:12:48 AM CST
(0)
Nice story, but I'm confused...your girlfriend actually likes ymtnd?~
nullifiedglory
March 7th, 2006
1:14:06 AM CST
(0)
Great job with the YTMND (not with the car), YTMND brings out the best (and the worst with these downvoting pricks) in everyone. It is nice to hear that you are okay. But I would sue brian peppers for being so ugly that he made you crash.
starcaster1
March 7th, 2006
1:15:01 AM CST
(0)
lol, you drive a van! 5 that sh*t!
uzi9mm
March 7th, 2006
1:15:29 AM CST
(0)
sux 4 u but , i wud still go th ytmnd too
Arpanet
March 7th, 2006
1:18:49 AM CST
(0)
there's no way this story is true, it's a widely known fact that evaxephon has never touched/will never touch a woman also 1'd for driving a minivan
Praccy
March 7th, 2006
1:19:49 AM CST
(0)
I am being extremely generous, fix the image please and this will actually be worth the 5 I gave it.
Mansurus
March 7th, 2006
1:20:02 AM CST
(0)
Wow. Longest, most boring, most incredibly stupid and pointless YTMND i have ever had to suffer through. Really, nobody on the internet cares about your stupid car accident.
Mansurus
March 7th, 2006
1:24:53 AM CST
(0)
Oh, and learn to drive moron.
boomaga
March 7th, 2006
1:27:16 AM CST
(0)
why re-submitted twice ?
thwak
March 7th, 2006
1:27:43 AM CST
(0)
somewhere some place, sean connery is laughing his *ss off.
RedFrog
March 7th, 2006
1:30:18 AM CST
(0)
Nice story, but I read really f*cking fast, so it was excruciating. Also, get a damn haircut.
ziptal
March 7th, 2006
1:31:50 AM CST
(0)
how many f*ckin times are you going to submit this. next time just drive off a cliff and save us the time of having to read about it.
SnowflakePillow
March 7th, 2006
1:32:47 AM CST
(0)
1d for lame Brian Face
katamari-burrito
March 7th, 2006
1:36:00 AM CST
(0)
5 to make mean people mad
csartanis
March 7th, 2006
2:00:12 AM CST
(0)
i'm not going to watch this whole sh*tty thing again just for some crap extras
lessthan3
March 7th, 2006
2:01:26 AM CST
(0)
why make the same site three times? it wasn't interesting the first time, retard
lusciouspear
March 7th, 2006
2:08:47 AM CST
(0)
You're kind of a loser, but its cute
rickster
March 7th, 2006
2:09:08 AM CST
(0)
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS TO DOWNVOTE THIS PIECE OF CRAP. MY GOD THIS WAS f*ckING POINTLESS.
Wootsat
March 7th, 2006
2:13:51 AM CST
(0)
I poopied my pants
fetusface
March 7th, 2006
2:28:10 AM CST
(0)
idiot
ekliptikz
March 7th, 2006
2:29:37 AM CST
(0)
so when did you lose $10,000 i think claims adjusters come out to determine what they will have to pay
Sentinel
March 7th, 2006
2:33:05 AM CST
(0)
long, but intresting. Show some pics of you and Melissa's injuries...........and her boobies.
YiddishCup
March 7th, 2006
2:33:54 AM CST
(0)
The bottom cuts off in 1280 x 800 resolution.
swedishkessler
March 7th, 2006
2:34:41 AM CST
(0)
good f*ggy short film
swedishkessler
March 7th, 2006
2:37:03 AM CST
(0)
Yiddish Cup, I have a laptop on 1280x800 and I could see the entire thing fine.
cboz
March 7th, 2006
2:42:06 AM CST
(0)
Awesome story. Awesome battle scars. Awesome for putting ITG2 music in your YTMND. 5ed for great justice.
BruceBannination
March 7th, 2006
2:43:50 AM CST
(0)
Wait, why do you have to pay $10k? You could just buy another car. Also, judging by your photo, are you 17 or something?
tekjerk
March 7th, 2006
2:44:44 AM CST
(0)
seatbelts and airbags FTW
RicoCaaitdhaz
March 7th, 2006
2:44:51 AM CST
(0)
lol van, wheres the nude pics?
Angelyne
March 7th, 2006
2:45:03 AM CST
(0)
This is way too f*cking long. 2 for sympathy
RuBBa-cHiKiN
March 7th, 2006
2:48:19 AM CST
(0)
all i can really say is "LOL, COLLISION!" get well soon, man, and while you're at it, PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!
mfndve
March 7th, 2006
2:53:20 AM CST
(0)
youve inspired me to make a YTMND about my suicide, whenever that happens. YTMND will surely be to blame.
sniperlord
March 7th, 2006
2:54:00 AM CST
(0)
Indeed, you should never put photos of yourself on teh net. http://evano.ytmnd.com/
Shitbunny
March 7th, 2006
2:56:43 AM CST
(0)
sh*tty, but I see a fad coming.
bigr
March 7th, 2006
2:59:59 AM CST
(0)
Melissa gave me a 5 in bed...too bad you get a ONE!
JackWarren
March 7th, 2006
3:05:29 AM CST
(0)
so long...
Reptile402
March 7th, 2006
3:12:35 AM CST
(0)
That's one hell of a story. Glad everyone's alive and only mildly injured.
lazyjoeytmnd
March 7th, 2006
3:24:43 AM CST
(0)
Who's fault is this? Sean Connery's and Brian Peppers's fault!
furlonium
March 7th, 2006
3:25:57 AM CST
(0)
I think we should photoshop this guy to hell 5'ddddddddddddd ftw soi soi
Pherguson
March 7th, 2006
3:30:23 AM CST
(0)
thats why n****rs shouldnt be allowed to drive
noooo-oo-oo
March 7th, 2006
3:30:35 AM CST
(0)
5'd because I sympathize with fellow failures (See http://ifailatlife.ytmnd.com/). Also, is Melissa still your girlfriend after that?
elizaba
March 7th, 2006
3:33:00 AM CST
(0)
1-70 sucks *ss this time of year. I'm afraid I'm going to die everytime I get on it. Oh and it's good you didn't kill your girlfriend.
Dingo
March 7th, 2006
3:40:55 AM CST
(0)
BRIAN PEPPERS STRIKES AGAIN!
spuds
March 7th, 2006
3:46:01 AM CST
(0)
who the f*ck goes 65 in the snow?
dasrik
March 7th, 2006
3:48:46 AM CST
(0)
id really appriciate it if you learned to spell but seriously, good job with making lemonade. although there is only ONE brian peppers
dasrik
March 7th, 2006
3:50:09 AM CST
(0)
there's supposed to be a <strongbad> tag in the middle of that comment
YiddishCup
March 7th, 2006
3:54:48 AM CST
(0)
"Yiddish Cup, I have a laptop on 1280x800 and I could see the entire thing fine." I guess mine phails or something. I dunno...
wentonchan
March 7th, 2006
3:54:51 AM CST
(0)
Too long, and get a damn haircut. This ain't the 60s Johnny Smokesalot.
tehpwner2
March 7th, 2006
4:15:07 AM CST
(0)
Logged into 1 this you f*g!
roq
March 7th, 2006
4:17:11 AM CST
(0)
http://herbielohan.ytmnsfw.com/
twelve
March 7th, 2006
4:21:02 AM CST
(0)
kablam
Kartoffel
March 7th, 2006
4:21:51 AM CST
(0)
One for wrecking your car over Internet jokes.
flashy
March 7th, 2006
4:30:49 AM CST
(0)
WADDA f*ckIN WANT BUDDY? an OSKAR? get the f*ck out of here...-1 for sucking at life -1 for sucking at driving -1 for blaming ytmnd ever your ps part didnt save you, -1 for making this sucking *ss long ytmnd, and finally -1 for trying to be brian peppers.
zeyann
March 7th, 2006
4:32:16 AM CST
(0)
Good to hear you're alright. Now get some insurance before you hit the road again.
lastdeadmouse
March 7th, 2006
4:38:53 AM CST
(0)
too long with no pay off at all.
kayeno17
March 7th, 2006
4:46:57 AM CST
(0)
so you almost die because of ytmnd... then you go make a ytmnd about almost dying cuz of ytmnd.. kay.
JackHorner
March 7th, 2006
4:53:00 AM CST
(0)
YTMND STEALS KARMA
way21337
March 7th, 2006
4:57:55 AM CST
(0)
lol "i hope melissa dumps you and goes out with the real brian peppers"
SSgtTCZ
March 7th, 2006
4:59:13 AM CST
(0)
Ah, get a haircut.
FlatFeet
March 7th, 2006
5:01:28 AM CST
(0)
I for one sympathise with you. I reckon YTMNDers should start donating bits ofmoney to help this guy with his van costs.
ithix
March 7th, 2006
5:16:51 AM CST
(0)
aha
dudefather
March 7th, 2006
5:18:39 AM CST
(0)
all the negitive karma towards brian from the internets has finaly taken its revenge on your car
Vyse-er
March 7th, 2006
5:31:55 AM CST
(0)
Awesome story. A true ytmnder.
Verek
March 7th, 2006
5:40:41 AM CST
(0)
Dude, I fail to see that it was your fault. Since the truck hit you in the rear, it was his fault. Consider yourself lucky for not being dead, considering you got hit by a semi going 65. You're lucky you were in a van, and not my Saturn, in which case you
Verek
March 7th, 2006
5:42:20 AM CST
(0)
would be. Also, just get a new car and level the price a little. Hope you have insurance.
StraightouttaCompton
March 7th, 2006
5:57:43 AM CST
(0)
Why didn't you use the boost the get through?
nilnar
March 7th, 2006
5:58:37 AM CST
(0)
So this should be called "The Story of How MY IDIOCY Made Me Crash My Car and Lose $10,000, plus extras."
Nolano
March 7th, 2006
6:05:48 AM CST
(0)
Screw you downvoters, this is what a good YTMND should be if you can muster up the strength to watch for a couple minutes.
Taiden
March 7th, 2006
6:08:52 AM CST
(0)
long but good. :D
Onel
March 7th, 2006
6:15:44 AM CST
(0)
Not true. Not funny. YTMNDs made of mass text = no win.
lotusland
March 7th, 2006
6:25:43 AM CST
(0)
get a livejournal and leave us alone
Popsman
March 7th, 2006
6:26:10 AM CST
(0)
Glad you're not dead.
Nightmaric
March 7th, 2006
6:47:35 AM CST
(0)
I was gonna give you a 2, but you said you took responsibility for the accident, and +1 for saying you'd go back. Also, you need to slow down the text A LOT.
Dragon17013
March 7th, 2006
6:48:12 AM CST
(0)
Well that was long
andros80
March 7th, 2006
6:52:11 AM CST
(0)
You're lucky to both be alive. 5'd, because I know what winter driving is like.
Obie
March 7th, 2006
7:10:24 AM CST
(0)
-1'd for explaining fishtailing
nake89
March 7th, 2006
7:21:34 AM CST
(0)
1'd. 1. Long. 2. Full of bullsh*t. 3. Actually the whole story is bullsh*t. 4. f*cking waste of time. 5. The accident was caused by stupid people.
WorldofPwnage
March 7th, 2006
7:23:58 AM CST
(0)
5'd for brian face lawwwwl
HomeSweetHomo
March 7th, 2006
7:27:20 AM CST
(0)
would be 5 stars if you and your girlfriend had died.
Peanut
March 7th, 2006
7:28:56 AM CST
(0)
ITG FTFW
galaxhood
March 7th, 2006
7:32:59 AM CST
(0)
t3h suck
nobody
March 7th, 2006
7:35:32 AM CST
(0)
1
Dawg2005
March 7th, 2006
7:39:05 AM CST
(0)
Sorry that happened to you, but I had a good laugh at this. And your Brian Peppers face wasn't that great, but hey! You tried, XD.
docsigma
March 7th, 2006
7:39:57 AM CST
(0)
Talk about "safety not guaranteed"...
shallow
March 7th, 2006
7:40:42 AM CST
(0)
You have way too much text on some parts and they run off my screen.
pinktawko
March 7th, 2006
7:42:56 AM CST
(0)
5 because i saw that on my local news.......you pwn ohio
MrLyramion
March 7th, 2006
8:03:58 AM CST
(0)
You know... 10000$ could have afforded us a f*cking new YTMND server without having crap YTMNDs up top 15 cause of sponsoring
maplejet
March 7th, 2006
8:08:19 AM CST
(0)
Why is this the 3rd one you've made?
robfunk
March 7th, 2006
8:08:30 AM CST
(0)
Some might say this is a bit long. But when I 1st saw this it was like 2:30 in morn, and there aint crap else to do. So I enjoyed it. Except for the unfortunate aspect of it all. But it is a good YTMND sir :) phived
kappa181
March 7th, 2006
8:08:37 AM CST
(0)
you're a f*cking idiot
bachanditrocks
March 7th, 2006
8:09:39 AM CST
(0)
That was waaaay to f*cking long.
gazm2k5
March 7th, 2006
8:14:42 AM CST
(0)
that was a waste of time. synced well though.
oomba
March 7th, 2006
8:14:49 AM CST
(0)
Ohio weather seriously sucks. Lake effect man, lake effect.
zalb
March 7th, 2006
8:21:48 AM CST
(0)
This deserves a 5 because I felt that you needed it.
derek
March 7th, 2006
8:24:34 AM CST
(0)
O RLY?
Xteam
March 7th, 2006
8:29:36 AM CST
(0)
lol, $10,000 lost
SilentSwan
March 7th, 2006
8:40:42 AM CST
(0)
Glad you are both alright.
homeboy5925
March 7th, 2006
8:42:51 AM CST
(0)
less is more
senator
March 7th, 2006
8:48:58 AM CST
(0)
Yes, the Brian face was lame and I can't believe it caused an accident (a better story would have been you saying, "NOOOOOOOO" whilst spinning). However, the story was written well and entertaining. I give you 5-stars because you said, "The Internets" lol
Ninjaphobe
March 7th, 2006
8:52:35 AM CST
(0)
I just bought a rofl ticket and won the loltery!
chili
March 7th, 2006
8:56:49 AM CST
(0)
wow, you drive a van, you're mad poor now dog.
Minae
March 7th, 2006
9:07:17 AM CST
(0)
im glad you guys are ok. ive been in a bad wreck before too (not quite that bad) so i understand... although mine was because of a drunk driver... maybe he was drunk on YTMND?
jaspermay
March 7th, 2006
9:17:54 AM CST
(0)
That's what you get when you don't have a sense of humor :).
omar
March 7th, 2006
9:21:13 AM CST
(0)
Man, too many ones. I like this ytmnd a lot.
Dinkki
March 7th, 2006
9:21:58 AM CST
(0)
Haha, you f*cked up. But a funny story and it seems that you didnt turn into a crybaby after an incident so you get a 5
CaptainCrapYTMND
March 7th, 2006
9:28:59 AM CST
(0)
I dont want your life story...
Thatsapun
March 7th, 2006
9:44:52 AM CST
(0)
Everyone start donating.It'll help him pay it off :)
Mech
March 7th, 2006
9:44:53 AM CST
(0)
Lawl. Amazed you didn't die. It must have been because of jesus, lol!
qc
March 7th, 2006
9:49:08 AM CST
(0)
stupid, the kid in the picture looks like he is 15. how can a 15 yyear old own a van, or even be driving for tha matter
damo
March 7th, 2006
9:53:25 AM CST
(0)
this was so f*cking boring. jesus
monkeytrousers
March 7th, 2006
9:56:59 AM CST
(0)
peppers put a curse on you, lol
certifiedandrew
March 7th, 2006
9:57:54 AM CST
(0)
So much hate here. Sounds like the accident wasn't your fault, though. You have a limited amount of options when someone fishtails directly in front of you.
BNLboy
March 7th, 2006
9:57:58 AM CST
(0)
lol, that was on teh news! (familiar with area) way to not die and make me laugh +10
certifiedandrew
March 7th, 2006
10:00:14 AM CST
(0)
Also, you get 5 stars because I was intrigued enough to watch the whole thing.
clsk1
March 7th, 2006
10:01:06 AM CST
(0)
This sucks, to bad you survived to make it.
SteakSauce
March 7th, 2006
10:07:27 AM CST
(0)
Meh, you look to young to be purchasing a minivan by yourself. Perhaps that's just me though.
Killtodie
March 7th, 2006
10:10:33 AM CST
(0)
um, ok dude.... since the truck that started this bailed, you can like, een if its ur own fault, MAKE UP sh*t TO TEH INSURANCE GUY!!! OMG!! why ar eu sucha dumbass? f*ck, how is this ur fault? truck in front of you lost control, you tried to slow d
Morrisrocks
March 7th, 2006
10:12:27 AM CST
(0)
Christ...
Tkreft1128
March 7th, 2006
10:17:30 AM CST
(0)
you drive a van...you took your eyes off the road...and you almost killed a chick. update/replace with camaro, you took your cock off the steering wheel and you almost killed a nazi. then you get a 5. all you earn now is a 2 for some cool music.
axxiom
March 7th, 2006
10:28:43 AM CST
(0)
WHEN DOES IT END! Paging MacGuyver.
gangstarphil
March 7th, 2006
10:34:14 AM CST
(0)
yea....def. a little too long dood
Dirt
March 7th, 2006
10:37:54 AM CST
(0)
tl;dr
Oplem
March 7th, 2006
10:39:47 AM CST
(0)
tl;dr
uberwolf
March 7th, 2006
10:39:59 AM CST
(0)
DO A BARREL ROLL 5'd
Oplem
March 7th, 2006
10:40:48 AM CST
(0)
Sup goon? :V
Sartoris
March 7th, 2006
10:47:24 AM CST
(0)
+5 for being an interesting story. -2 for karma from making fun of Brian.
danmanx
March 7th, 2006
10:48:01 AM CST
(0)
1. You idiot.
ILikeFish
March 7th, 2006
10:48:01 AM CST
(0)
I'm sorry. I want to like this. but the text goes off the bottom of the screen, it's too long and pointless, the music isn't quite right, the text isn't centred on the page- the list goes on.
AhMotherland
March 7th, 2006
10:49:36 AM CST
(0)
Oh snap! But you didnt lose your girlfriend, right? Thats the important thing.
dudeimawesome
March 7th, 2006
10:50:55 AM CST
(0)
you f*ck-tard good thing you didnt hit anyone. If you did and I was the cop and you told me that stupid *ss story i'd tell the guy you hit to finish you off.
Lionokingofthethudne
March 7th, 2006
10:52:31 AM CST
(0)
is she hot?
Charlok
March 7th, 2006
10:52:43 AM CST
(0)
Learn 2 Drive
dudeimawesome
March 7th, 2006
10:52:56 AM CST
(0)
good job retard. its a good thing you didnt hit anyone. B/c if I were the cop and you told me that stupid story, I'd let the guy you hit finish the job.
psykomantis
March 7th, 2006
10:55:56 AM CST
(0)
1: Pay Attention on the Road. 2: You look too young to be driving a car 3: When the weather takes a turn for the worse you are supposed to increase your following distance for EVASIVE ACTION. Sorry Brian Face, you should not behind the wheel of an auto
Shinsenbaka-san
March 7th, 2006
10:56:39 AM CST
(0)
YTMND4Lyfe!
drax
March 7th, 2006
10:57:14 AM CST
(0)
Been there, done that, 5 for pain and suffering, and to stick it to them downvoting pricks.
Blodwen
March 7th, 2006
10:59:53 AM CST
(0)
I don't give a f*ck.
o0Ender0o
March 7th, 2006
11:06:51 AM CST
(0)
you should have saved a buncha money on your car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident
Solidsnake2085
March 7th, 2006
11:07:01 AM CST
(0)
lol 26 more months to pay off 2,600 dollars ftw.
Kerm123
March 7th, 2006
11:14:41 AM CST
(0)
i'm wondering what a girl looks like that enjoys these things as much as a guy would... ?? interesting story
gunnerj
March 7th, 2006
11:19:09 AM CST
(0)
Next time try road head.
Dreadling
March 7th, 2006
11:21:32 AM CST
(0)
Wow... I'm glad you guys survived, but you gotta admit, 0wned.
waystryl
March 7th, 2006
11:24:08 AM CST
(0)
after a year of abusing thai whiskey to the point of not suffering any ill effects the next day i guess i can five this
ShadowedgeFFXI
March 7th, 2006
11:39:03 AM CST
(0)
Did you imitate Sonic after the crash and say "Thats no good!"
calltojohn
March 7th, 2006
11:49:43 AM CST
(0)
f*cking 1 star like a mother f*cker...so u crash, give us some drawn out boring story of a stupid car accident, and throw in a little ytmnd to make it justifiable as a ytmnd...f*ck u
misterslam
March 7th, 2006
11:49:49 AM CST
(0)
neg Post pics of Melissa plzkthx
calltojohn
March 7th, 2006
11:50:58 AM CST
(0)
like i give a f*ck about this sh*t. oohh its so funny that you were talking about ytmnd fads then a semi truck hit u!!!
treck
March 7th, 2006
12:07:06 PM CST
(0)
my monitor is too small so I can't have big enough resolution to see all of the text :(
zooyo
March 7th, 2006
12:09:01 PM CST
(0)
enjoyed
jmnage
March 7th, 2006
12:23:58 PM CST
(0)
obligatory downvote and al pacino inflection: DON'T WASTE MY MOTHER f*ckING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kerrek
March 7th, 2006
12:24:43 PM CST
(0)
Ha ha! This is still on top 15 even whit all thos Downvoters that wanted you to die in the crash. I hope you'll be fine
Cinematic
March 7th, 2006
12:26:24 PM CST
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lol n*gg* u need to learn to drive. No, just kidding! Ah Ha! But, god damn, that sucks.
manish
March 7th, 2006
12:33:00 PM CST
(0)
that brian face was not that good.
cambot
March 7th, 2006
12:33:06 PM CST
(0)
silic0nsilence worded it perfectly
mrmoot
March 7th, 2006
12:33:12 PM CST
(0)
all the fun of attending a boring *ss lecture, with none of the anything good! 1'd!
jsilkk
March 7th, 2006
12:34:26 PM CST
(0)
glad you're ok man
WhisperXBA
March 7th, 2006
12:42:09 PM CST
(0)
DO A BARREL ROLL
RyneD88
March 7th, 2006
12:42:14 PM CST
(0)
Major kudos on that man...5
Natchin
March 7th, 2006
12:44:27 PM CST
(0)
xD
KwaiChangCaine
March 7th, 2006
1:02:13 PM CST
(0)
You and your girlfriend play pretty lame travel games...
KtuluCJ77
March 7th, 2006
1:06:34 PM CST
(0)
I suggest centering the image
RakkausJaKuolema
March 7th, 2006
1:09:10 PM CST
(0)
1) Girls don't like YTMND. 2) Hey, Brian Peppers will do that to you.
RakkausJaKuolema
March 7th, 2006
1:11:31 PM CST
(0)
You know, I really want to see a video of that. You hear, "Brian, Nooooo!" and then see the van smash into a semi.
august
March 7th, 2006
1:21:28 PM CST
(0)
me and my gf share the same ytmnd love girls love ytmnd its a known fact did you tell the insurance company that it was your fault? cuz if you did you are truly an idiot who needs a haircut
JavVs
March 7th, 2006
1:23:10 PM CST
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Holy f*cking sh*t, you mother f*cking dumb f*cker, don't even make a ytmnd again. Too f*cking bad the airbags went off, it'd been funnier if mommy made this about you and showed your brains all over the dashboard and windsheild, go slit your wrists.
Shen
March 7th, 2006
1:29:21 PM CST
(0)
Made me watch! Although you do need a haircut
sjdeweerd
March 7th, 2006
1:30:03 PM CST
(0)
that was a dumb thing to do but I like the site.
aaron123
March 7th, 2006
1:40:35 PM CST
(0)
5'd to piss off suicide-invoking dumbasses.
ProtossX
March 7th, 2006
1:41:25 PM CST
(0)
l2drive you stupid noob watch the road and move bitch get outa the way
Chickenslam
March 7th, 2006
1:50:11 PM CST
(0)
Oh my f*cking god TLDR
hardly
March 7th, 2006
2:05:21 PM CST
(0)
THAT is the Peppers face? Strangle your girlfriend for laughing at something so lame, then hang yourself for being that lame something.
sirjman
March 7th, 2006
2:07:38 PM CST
(0)
-5 for driving a mini van and many other things. +5 for brian peppers face
fox429
March 7th, 2006
2:08:05 PM CST
(0)
what an *ss bandit, jeez.
GodRMK
March 7th, 2006
2:10:59 PM CST
(0)
Willie hears ya, Willie dont care
tobi
March 7th, 2006
2:13:36 PM CST
(0)
you guys were lucky you didn't get seriously hurt.
WesleyWillis
March 7th, 2006
2:15:49 PM CST
(0)
INNERNETS
Ryro
March 7th, 2006
2:16:25 PM CST
(0)
It's alright, it was a minivan.
Alaric
March 7th, 2006
2:19:13 PM CST
(0)
wow...
Pierce
March 7th, 2006
2:24:57 PM CST
(0)
nice.
koiulpoi
March 7th, 2006
2:29:41 PM CST
(0)
WHOOOOO KARMA+BAD ROAD CONDIDITIONS+ROAD HEAD = +5
harpoontang
March 7th, 2006
2:29:41 PM CST
(0)
you suck, you suck, you suck
djwk604
March 7th, 2006
2:31:42 PM CST
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+1 for being long, +1 for almost killing yourself and your girlfriend, +20 for almost killing others, +1 for wasting my time, that I would have wasted myself. If I could vote higher than 5, I would.
EvaXephon
March 7th, 2006
2:32:31 PM CST
(0)
Thank you, djwk604. ^_^
Rexter
March 7th, 2006
2:33:36 PM CST
(0)
youre the man now dog EvaXephon!
Babrook
March 7th, 2006
2:34:41 PM CST
(0)
Since I know Exa, this is total bullsh*t
deltaforce229
March 7th, 2006
2:36:02 PM CST
(0)
pretty cool dude
turbosc20
March 7th, 2006
2:36:58 PM CST
(0)
Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that Internal Affairs were setting them up?
eviladrian
March 7th, 2006
2:39:35 PM CST
(0)
Melissa and *I*. Your grammar sucks and so does your driving. :-)
captainstarbucs
March 7th, 2006
2:42:40 PM CST
(0)
Quite a story
Garcia5
March 7th, 2006
2:43:07 PM CST
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why is it that every time some idiot f*cks up they blame YTMND?! you were driving and not keeping your eyes on the road, you could have killed inocent people because of your stupidity including your girlfriend. this is your own fault not YTMND's
SnapSuperfly
March 7th, 2006
2:44:52 PM CST
(0)
thank you for making the image too big to read without clicking "View Background Image"
Tamis
March 7th, 2006
2:45:25 PM CST
(0)
wow
Mortimersnort
March 7th, 2006
2:47:09 PM CST
(0)
after seeing the entire thing, i cant help but five this. f*ck off, downvoters.
Dwaylu
March 7th, 2006
2:47:47 PM CST
(0)
Great story! Nice timing on the music too, intentional or not.
Kijad
March 7th, 2006
2:50:06 PM CST
(0)
That sucks... but it's still funny. The first guy that commented is teh loozer for taking two posts to bitch and moan.
CaptianHowdy
March 7th, 2006
2:55:35 PM CST
(0)
this is me again....horrible brian peppers impersination, you let us down
add2006
March 7th, 2006
3:01:48 PM CST
(0)
Wow, people, what the hell is wrong with you. Ok, so, it's long, what else were you going to go do? Look at crappy YTMND's? This one at least has a RL story to it. And people, get a freaking soul, this man could of lost his life, at least be kind to him.
Darunia
March 7th, 2006
3:04:18 PM CST
(0)
This is a piece of sh*t, good job making a joke out of a car wreck asshat. Your sh*t isn't funny, and it's not even worthy for a sob story.
Dell
March 7th, 2006
3:06:21 PM CST
(0)
4.... -1 for being too long
lord-oppy
March 7th, 2006
3:07:24 PM CST
(0)
Sue Max lol
Sapper31
March 7th, 2006
3:08:34 PM CST
(0)
allADD
March 7th, 2006
3:11:07 PM CST
(0)
Awesome story. You're better off without a dumb van, anyway. Vans are for roadmen and carpenters. 5'd
llamastar
March 7th, 2006
3:11:12 PM CST
(0)
this means you suck at the interweb right?
burninghammer
March 7th, 2006
3:17:22 PM CST
(0)
Post pics of your girlfriend.
DisgustingHobbit
March 7th, 2006
3:17:36 PM CST
(0)
+1 for surving +1 because downvoters suck +1 just because I wasn't in your car And erm..+2 because downvoters still suck
captainchaos
March 7th, 2006
3:19:51 PM CST
(0)
Dude, if your car is worth $2,600, don't pay $10,000 to fix it. Just get a new (used) one with the $2,600 from the insurance they will give you for it being totalled and a few thousand more. That thing will never ride right again with all the damage tha
mikeismyname
March 7th, 2006
3:20:18 PM CST
(0)
why didnt you just get a blowjob.
cmatt42
March 7th, 2006
3:21:12 PM CST
(0)
This is "You're the man now, dog", not "share your life story, dog".
Mantera
March 7th, 2006
3:24:22 PM CST
(0)
Nothing original about it. Btw, sh*t happens. Pick it up and throw it in someone elses yard.
SpaceWhale
March 7th, 2006
3:25:29 PM CST
(0)
YOU CRASHED YOUR CAR AND LOST 10,000 DOLLARS AND ALL YOU GOT FOR IT WAS THIS LOUSY FIVE
maneatinghuman
March 7th, 2006
3:29:01 PM CST
(0)
+5 for having a gf, -2 for it being to long, +20 cause downvoters suck bigballs and -18 for that peppers face.
Valawrath
March 7th, 2006
3:31:26 PM CST
(0)
lol 5
robot-god
March 7th, 2006
3:31:46 PM CST
(0)
I should do a ytmnd: How waiting for your YTMND to end made my pizza burn in the toaster oven.
tehjuan
March 7th, 2006
3:32:16 PM CST
(0)
Blazey
March 7th, 2006
3:36:13 PM CST
(0)
You obviously like the site, so 5.
suburbanlegend
March 7th, 2006
3:36:34 PM CST
(0)
I f*cked Melissa so hard last night, her airbags deployed.
XVII
March 7th, 2006
3:40:02 PM CST
(0)
5d for no particular reason.
acshen
March 7th, 2006
3:40:19 PM CST
(0)
don't joke around while driving, glad you're safe
KoolAidMan
March 7th, 2006
3:41:54 PM CST
(0)
All the downvoters can go to hell. Glad you're ok.
JoF00l
March 7th, 2006
3:42:27 PM CST
(0)
""This is "You're the man now, dog", not "share your life story, dog"."" QUOTED FOR TRUTH
Pettitman
March 7th, 2006
3:42:28 PM CST
(0)
5'd halfway through!
XSF
March 7th, 2006
3:44:20 PM CST
(0)
5 for living, -2 for the crappy impersonation.
IAmGreggles
March 7th, 2006
3:44:39 PM CST
(0)
There's only one thing to say to say about this... owned.
chim
March 7th, 2006
3:45:18 PM CST
(0)
K
Kagetora
March 7th, 2006
3:52:44 PM CST
(0)
heh +The internet for entwrtainment. You win.
Jayemel
March 7th, 2006
3:53:17 PM CST
(0)
Here in New England they teach us to take our eyes off the road when it snows. Also, my friends think I'm very funny because I say other people's jokes over and over again. I'm Rick James, bitch!
Kagetora
March 7th, 2006
3:53:49 PM CST
(0)
entertainment*
natall
March 7th, 2006
3:55:12 PM CST
(0)
Picture, sound, text. A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film. You people are killing ytmnd.
Ayce16
March 7th, 2006
3:55:15 PM CST
(0)
"a singular focus, not a f*ggy short film!"
JasonFrost
March 7th, 2006
3:55:27 PM CST
(0)
ok, again..
Valawrath
March 7th, 2006
3:55:30 PM CST
(0)
lol @ people 1'ing cuz they are upset cuz they have NEVER had and NEVER will have a GF
HL2-SMG
March 7th, 2006
3:56:05 PM CST
(0)
I am not being a dick. Insurance. It is a GOOD thing.
Six
March 7th, 2006
3:58:46 PM CST
(0)
YTMND had nothing to do with it. Speeding around your Plymouth Voyager in the snow like an emo sh*thead did.
ilikedogs
March 7th, 2006
4:01:04 PM CST
(0)
-400 for driving a minivan -200 becuase your a dumbass -50 because you have glasses -200 becuase you said you had a girlfriend, but she is really your sister -200 for not dying -200 for not paying attention
billybones
March 7th, 2006
4:02:47 PM CST
(0)
It sounds like it was the black truck's fault.
GURod
March 7th, 2006
4:08:20 PM CST
(0)
Woulda loved it, but on my 1024x768 laptop, lots of your story is unreadable. Try either shrinking text, adding slides or just doing something to make it all readable
Mofaz
March 7th, 2006
4:12:35 PM CST
(0)
I always got cut off on it; I didn't read it all. Oh, and a one because your van f*cking sucked anyway. You could've just bought another instead of spending 10,000.
Renzh
March 7th, 2006
4:17:59 PM CST
(0)
it's pretty sad, that in order to agree with the message of this site, you need to be downvoted. At least you got top 15 though.
guitar2005sn
March 7th, 2006
4:27:09 PM CST
(0)
blame it on peppers i drive a van too peppy says, "USE THE BRAKE!"
randiddy
March 7th, 2006
4:32:09 PM CST
(0)
atleast it took another minivan out of comission.
Arch
March 7th, 2006
4:33:09 PM CST
(0)
Holy crap man.
Booster37
March 7th, 2006
4:39:23 PM CST
(0)
5'd for the ownage
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