You Cannot Escape Microsoft! (Refresh)
Created on: February 11th, 2006
You Cannot Escape Microsoft! (Refresh)
Shinyuu1 
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Microsoft follows you everywhere...even to unix. They will lay in wait!
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TheGreatDevin
February 11th, 2006
11:39:22 PM CST
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amazing.
DAMURDOC
February 11th, 2006
11:40:01 PM CST
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Pretty darn good
ebafe
February 11th, 2006
11:41:01 PM CST
(0)
rofl
johns-gay
February 11th, 2006
11:44:22 PM CST
(0)
i'm damn tired of that clip telling me what to do
innocentbystander
February 12th, 2006
12:06:30 AM CST
(0)
It's funny, and original, and yet it gets 1'd. What do you people want?!?
coolmatth
February 12th, 2006
12:08:46 AM CST
(0)
gay *ss clip
DSLfiend
February 12th, 2006
12:09:14 AM CST
(0)
Amazing
Polygon
February 12th, 2006
12:09:46 AM CST
(0)
evil paperclip must die
Wesyeed
February 12th, 2006
12:10:56 AM CST
(0)
I hate those animated assistants too. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
nermy2k
February 12th, 2006
12:17:54 AM CST
(0)
oh man I love clippy
Eldebo
February 12th, 2006
12:18:13 AM CST
(0)
Don't touch my f**king vi.
Waziot
February 12th, 2006
12:22:32 AM CST
(0)
More like MONEYsoft or some other comical form of their name!
thehyecircus
February 12th, 2006
12:23:08 AM CST
(0)
YOUR YTMND IS AMAZING
Shinyuu1
February 12th, 2006
1:03:33 AM CST
(0)
Thank you all for the wonderful comments.
FinalBoss
February 12th, 2006
1:08:48 AM CST
(0)
what song is this
AngryBrian
February 12th, 2006
1:17:16 AM CST
(0)
A true nightmare, I hope I never see that happen.
VinnyWeapons
February 12th, 2006
1:17:27 AM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
Chunes
February 12th, 2006
1:20:42 AM CST
(0)
The sad thing is none of these newbs has even seen vi. They have no idea what's going on.
intsoccersuperstar
February 12th, 2006
1:20:44 AM CST
(0)
I know sh*t about Unix or it's user's nerdy hatred for microsoft, but this is still funny
Ytmnd-War-Veteran
February 12th, 2006
1:22:45 AM CST
(0)
What song is that?
zyle
February 12th, 2006
1:25:09 AM CST
(0)
oh noooooooeees!!!11 Not vi!!!!1111 oh noooooooeeees!
kenjidan
February 12th, 2006
1:28:30 AM CST
(0)
lol. vi.
Ytmnd-War-Veteran
February 12th, 2006
1:28:52 AM CST
(0)
lol, no escape
gatz
February 12th, 2006
1:30:46 AM CST
(0)
would be funnier with emacs
musicman2059
February 12th, 2006
1:49:14 AM CST
(0)
vi FTW
OneManBukkake
February 12th, 2006
1:54:41 AM CST
(0)
What song is that?
DragonGoomba8912
February 12th, 2006
2:06:37 AM CST
(0)
Win.
ColdStone
February 12th, 2006
2:11:47 AM CST
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"To all the mongoloids who voted this 5: Would you give me a five if I created a hilarious site about Monica Lewinsky and the Oral Office" If it was funny? Yeah
Polygon
February 12th, 2006
2:13:52 AM CST
(0)
i think vi is a text editor in unix, is it not?
mjrpes
February 12th, 2006
2:15:11 AM CST
(0)
:x does the same thing as :wq
Econojon
February 12th, 2006
2:29:12 AM CST
(0)
LINUX FTW!!!
kwall717
February 12th, 2006
2:32:00 AM CST
(0)
Genius
OmniIcyshelf
February 12th, 2006
2:33:18 AM CST
(0)
Too awesome.
ffmusicdj
February 12th, 2006
3:07:48 AM CST
(0)
Thanks! very cool!
mrpibbs
February 12th, 2006
3:12:55 AM CST
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son of a bitch. You stole my sound from an old ytmnd of mine. I deleted it, but it was george bush doesn't care about bears. DIE.
dasuberwoo
February 12th, 2006
3:28:06 AM CST
(0)
Fantastic. FIVE.
ForkHead
February 12th, 2006
3:31:59 AM CST
(0)
it will be the end of human kind
spoofm0nkey
February 12th, 2006
3:56:59 AM CST
(0)
Stolen from old english? http://oldenglish.org/computerproblems.html I think so.
Derbus
February 12th, 2006
4:23:05 AM CST
(0)
omg nerd bust! lol f*cking paper clip!
grimaf
February 12th, 2006
4:33:58 AM CST
(0)
Wow, a nix joke made it to the front page. You get a 5/5 just for that alone.
Lave
February 12th, 2006
7:40:16 AM CST
(0)
success
Adino
February 12th, 2006
7:46:29 AM CST
(0)
lmao
NeverClever
February 12th, 2006
7:48:09 AM CST
(0)
You win sir.
TetrisAnarchist
February 12th, 2006
8:06:56 AM CST
(0)
DIE CLIPPY!!!!! THey really need to make a George bush assistant to microsoft office... that would confuse the hell out of people
Shinsenbaka-san
February 12th, 2006
8:15:11 AM CST
(0)
Here's hoping that damn paper clip will die from Vista onwards...
clumsy
February 12th, 2006
8:17:05 AM CST
(0)
haha, nice,
TehFunksta
February 12th, 2006
8:18:21 AM CST
(0)
bahahahahahaha!
UltraMan1
February 12th, 2006
8:33:26 AM CST
(0)
NO MUST ESCAPE!! Lol very funny 5'd!
jpeg87
February 12th, 2006
8:54:27 AM CST
(0)
f*cking lol, vi ftw
nilnar
February 12th, 2006
8:56:45 AM CST
(0)
Thats like the biggest nightmare in the world. A microsoft help paperclip AND vi... hell on earth.
parasonic
February 12th, 2006
9:10:44 AM CST
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Awesome. I'm so going to mask any updates to vim in Portage now. I don't think that I'll have to worry about this in Open though...Theo probably uses a version from the 80's
Humphro
February 12th, 2006
9:17:36 AM CST
(0)
Good.
Generalgm
February 12th, 2006
9:20:36 AM CST
(0)
XD
swartkrans
February 12th, 2006
10:02:39 AM CST
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I'm not smart enough to understand why this is funny.
Nelyjuggalo
February 12th, 2006
10:35:20 AM CST
(0)
lolol, f*cking microsoft paperclip
allamerican
February 12th, 2006
10:49:05 AM CST
(0)
hahah, stupid paperclip. I hate that guy.
SecretPolice
February 12th, 2006
10:55:27 AM CST
(0)
YTMND: The best source of comedy that was funny 5 years ago.
BrutusCirrus
February 12th, 2006
11:00:34 AM CST
(0)
Viewhacked
Onel
February 12th, 2006
11:11:53 AM CST
(0)
too nerdy for my tastes. dumb nerds
leet-shoe
February 12th, 2006
11:11:53 AM CST
(0)
Why did I have to refresh?
Jobes
February 12th, 2006
11:13:33 AM CST
(0)
hahahaha
koiulpoi
February 12th, 2006
11:17:26 AM CST
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Nice nice nice. Very enjoyable. But, if he got himself back to a shell, why wouldn't he just ps ax and then kill it?
co9
February 12th, 2006
11:27:41 AM CST
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nice music to mix in with an old joke.
ytmnd1337
February 12th, 2006
11:29:37 AM CST
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I like the music.
TheBlairMan
February 12th, 2006
11:30:54 AM CST
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hilarious
g0zer
February 12th, 2006
11:37:45 AM CST
(0)
:help meeeee!
MilotheRedCrayon
February 12th, 2006
11:50:15 AM CST
(0)
rofl
vigilante4x
February 12th, 2006
11:57:19 AM CST
(0)
CLIPPY!! AAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!
unimportant
February 12th, 2006
11:58:05 AM CST
(0)
meh
M1nKy
February 12th, 2006
12:08:49 PM CST
(0)
I can't believe microsoft ruined vi
philippe
February 12th, 2006
12:16:22 PM CST
(0)
omfg...secks me plz
zomglolwtfzor
February 12th, 2006
12:17:32 PM CST
(0)
rofl
gray786
February 12th, 2006
12:18:11 PM CST
(0)
BRILLIANT
Silentxf0b
February 12th, 2006
12:19:23 PM CST
(0)
nerd.
DINING-ON-MARIO
February 12th, 2006
12:20:14 PM CST
(0)
Damn you paper clip!
SirWhilms
February 12th, 2006
12:35:02 PM CST
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HEHHE regular expressions, damn that clip.
SovietRussia
February 12th, 2006
12:37:39 PM CST
(0)
Over my head, sorry I'm not a nerd who uses Linux or whatever you tools think is "1337". Still, 3 for effort.
andaloo
February 12th, 2006
12:38:37 PM CST
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That annoying Clippy thing is probably the stupidest thing Microsoft has invented, ever.
Shinyuu1
February 12th, 2006
1:17:53 PM CST
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I have no idea what the hell is going on. I should contact the administrator. I want to know why it's showing 0 views.
dthsqd
February 12th, 2006
1:26:54 PM CST
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no not vim. :/
CaptainCrapYTMND
February 12th, 2006
1:39:38 PM CST
(0)
harg harg harrgg
LockandChain2
February 12th, 2006
1:46:34 PM CST
(0)
nerd joke
mojocoggo
February 12th, 2006
1:49:34 PM CST
(0)
lol, ut2004/nvidia
FlusteredPie
February 12th, 2006
1:52:20 PM CST
(0)
God, I hate vi with a passion. I like this however.
Toilet
February 12th, 2006
2:00:53 PM CST
(0)
I'm not getting it ... so I'll just 1 this
EhSureMang
February 12th, 2006
2:01:07 PM CST
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was going to give it a 3, then i noticed the typing at the bottom... awesome
Sephyr
February 12th, 2006
2:01:13 PM CST
(0)
LOOKS LIKE A PENIS 5
Moonshadow101
February 12th, 2006
2:02:46 PM CST
(0)
Such... Brilliance
YtwoK360
February 12th, 2006
2:12:09 PM CST
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how the hell was that stolen from oldenglish.org?? It says to SHARE and DISTRIBUTE you dumb F*ck.
YtwoK360
February 12th, 2006
2:13:42 PM CST
(0)
oh yeah, and great ytmnd. (last comment directed towards spoofmonkey)
mkomega
February 12th, 2006
2:36:13 PM CST
(0)
5555555555555555555555
giggity-giggity
February 12th, 2006
2:39:25 PM CST
(0)
what is that, the old command prompt screen?
dasuberwoo
February 12th, 2006
2:54:14 PM CST
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This'll be the version of vi included with Microsoft Xenix
spanishgodzilla
February 12th, 2006
2:57:27 PM CST
(0)
f*ck you clippy!!!!!
lord-oppy
February 12th, 2006
2:59:56 PM CST
(0)
You don't need to refresh this...
YTMNBliz
February 12th, 2006
3:20:43 PM CST
(0)
5'd for VI/Vim, and annoying Clippy.
LupinTheThird
February 12th, 2006
3:33:57 PM CST
(0)
Clippy is evil!
sunyan
February 12th, 2006
3:35:05 PM CST
(0)
VI editor owns
TehPopo
February 12th, 2006
3:46:02 PM CST
(0)
I got a virus like this on my computer once...
qc
February 12th, 2006
3:47:19 PM CST
(0)
+5 for involving vi
Chilvan
February 12th, 2006
4:01:18 PM CST
(0)
lol, thats the *ss from Microsoft Word! He's so annoying. I always change him to the dog. At school everytime i change it to a dog it comes back as a gay paperclip! Its soo damn annoying!
SuupaA
February 12th, 2006
4:23:44 PM CST
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haha clippy.
hallowedredeemer
February 12th, 2006
4:33:08 PM CST
(0)
good http://rlbftwo.ytmnd.com/
damon
February 12th, 2006
4:39:33 PM CST
(0)
TehPopo: and millions around the world have the same virus voluntarly installed on their box as we speak.
arbnpx
February 12th, 2006
4:41:38 PM CST
(0)
# killall msvi
dougdafoe
February 12th, 2006
4:55:47 PM CST
(0)
FIVE f*ckING YEARS AGO.
Treevore
February 12th, 2006
5:04:36 PM CST
(0)
god dammit paperclip...
webbslinga411
February 12th, 2006
5:21:18 PM CST
(0)
oh sh*t thats great
WalterPeck
February 12th, 2006
5:22:07 PM CST
(0)
-1 for music, try again.
DJDJ
February 12th, 2006
5:43:21 PM CST
(0)
That's actually kinda scary.
oscaroo
February 12th, 2006
5:49:13 PM CST
(0)
"do a regular expression"/5
sup3r-m4rio
February 12th, 2006
6:02:26 PM CST
(0)
WHERE IS YOUR REDHAT NOW?
StuLTissimus
February 12th, 2006
6:17:14 PM CST
(0)
Perfect music, perfect image. Amazing. vi/vim ftw.
johhny-turbo
February 12th, 2006
6:34:25 PM CST
(0)
Zortrium
February 12th, 2006
6:45:43 PM CST
(0)
vi + clippy = 5
RevolversNRoses
February 12th, 2006
7:30:41 PM CST
(0)
rofl
inconsiderate
February 12th, 2006
8:22:15 PM CST
(0)
5 for clippy
Sonic00
February 12th, 2006
8:23:36 PM CST
(0)
Gay.
Hellgun
February 12th, 2006
9:09:15 PM CST
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That was amazing. That scared the heck outta me too with the music and the evil paper clip. In the future, Mircrosoft will take over the world! Lol,microsoft.
zig973
February 12th, 2006
9:10:43 PM CST
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Emacs is still safe!
uzi9mm
February 12th, 2006
9:13:05 PM CST
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lol
Seraphael
February 12th, 2006
9:23:45 PM CST
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.> o.0 Wh-...why is it refresh? It...it doesn't need it....
nymos
February 12th, 2006
9:26:00 PM CST
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Genius. What else can one say?
concerto
February 12th, 2006
9:50:23 PM CST
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i don't really understand how this is a nerd joke. only nerds use microsoft office? p.s. emacs!!!!!!!!!!!
Ricksal0224
February 12th, 2006
9:54:27 PM CST
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Awesome. Resistance is Futile.
MoSteel
February 12th, 2006
10:10:27 PM CST
(0)
Holy sh*t RUN!!!
Hellwolf36
February 12th, 2006
10:47:08 PM CST
(0)
we're boned! UNIX FOREVER!!!1
PoopMaster
February 12th, 2006
10:47:51 PM CST
(0)
I like legs.
FireFromTheGods
February 13th, 2006
3:22:03 AM CST
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That's awesome. i loled
Stuffguyman
February 14th, 2006
12:51:10 PM CST
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I'm with the nerd, funny 5 years ago, and gay comments on this one
Unsure
April 21st, 2006
8:30:44 PM CDT
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BEWARE THE MICROSOFT LEGION!
sk19842
June 5th, 2006
11:04:43 PM CDT
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Quality
FaceMan
June 29th, 2006
1:51:46 PM CDT
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hi emacs>vim
Scissorfight
July 14th, 2006
5:29:15 PM CDT
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First time i've seen it, y'all stop your weedy nerdy whining! 5'd and WS'd
g377h3l3d0u7
July 25th, 2006
10:09:17 AM CDT
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5d for uniqueness
thenightmareofsolomo
May 14th, 2007
4:46:51 PM CDT
(0)
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!!
shizzle5150
June 1st, 2008
7:25:01 PM CDT
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esc :q!