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3	http://www.projektstarwars.de/forum/club-obi-wan/37820-chuck-nor

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Zerofire0

January 8th, 2006

10:57:37 PM CST

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ouch that hurts. my life means nothing anymore... chucknorriswiseman.ytmnd.com

SomeKidFromNY

January 8th, 2006

11:01:21 PM CST

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chuck norris is so humble, not admitting any of its true...he's a god amongst men.

youalreadydeadho

January 8th, 2006

11:07:23 PM CST

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Oh yeah, and if anyone wants to know why i have worldwide meat production in my google search... well dont take environmental science

SomeKidFromNY

January 8th, 2006

11:10:30 PM CST

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"worldwide meat production" i think i saw that porno before...

boomaga

January 8th, 2006

11:44:39 PM CST

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Hey, man, hats off to Chuck - he's got class enough to shrug off any rumors with a fatherly chuckle, THEN turns around and plugs his own books. Chuck - you're the man.

boomaga

January 8th, 2006

11:45:40 PM CST

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Chuckle, Chuck, chuckle... "boys will be boys"

bbf2

January 8th, 2006

11:51:03 PM CST

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5 for random "beastiality" in the keywords

Dipolio

January 8th, 2006

11:53:22 PM CST

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Chuck just roundhoused that bullet and turned it against his enemies, plugging his book which I am going to buy now that he told me to.

concerto

January 8th, 2006

11:57:10 PM CST

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the screenshot + mspaint is usually insta-1 but the sound and content just melted my heart

captiancharisma

January 9th, 2006

12:39:48 AM CST

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I hate Chuck Norris and this sh*tty internet fad. 5 though.

captiancharisma

January 9th, 2006

12:40:53 AM CST

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BTW, I think the Vin Diesel facts came first.

TommyDreamer

January 9th, 2006

12:49:50 AM CST

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Chuck Norris is a cool guy, anyone else would have had a crybaby hissyfit :)

jesusflashpants

January 9th, 2006

1:25:20 AM CST

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Chuck Norris don't take sh*t from nobody, especially the internet.

Takster

January 9th, 2006

1:39:23 AM CST

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He did several roundhouses in that YTMND, but so fast the eye could not detect them. CHUCKFTW!

CherryBombX

January 9th, 2006

2:23:37 AM CST

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5 for the banana splits.

Derbus

January 9th, 2006

2:41:29 AM CST

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C'mon its Chuck Norris

danzorz

January 9th, 2006

3:48:52 AM CST

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LOL

January 9th, 2006

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January 9th, 2006

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Chuck Norris plugged his books, which contain the facts confirm what has been circulating around the Internet.

ytmndmaster

January 9th, 2006

6:24:24 AM CST

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Second coming of teh Jesus mb?

January 9th, 2006

6:36:27 AM CST

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1 for gamefaqs bookmark

NoGodExistsIII

January 9th, 2006

8:56:50 AM CST

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He actually sounds like kind of a dick....and look his chatroom is down because of abuse, ytmnd strikes again? http://www.chucknorris.com/html/chat.html

Dux00rs

January 9th, 2006

9:18:06 AM CST

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lol what a sell out, friggin turning that announcment into talking about his books

Jaysus

January 9th, 2006

9:30:29 AM CST

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lol internet

Spotz

January 9th, 2006

9:42:57 AM CST

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God bless you, Chuck.

SomeKidFromNY

January 9th, 2006

11:06:03 AM CST

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how can God bless chuck when chuck IS God??

Toilet

January 9th, 2006

11:30:59 AM CST

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banana splits, woo

kroush

January 9th, 2006

12:05:32 PM CST

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Bahaha, 5 for bestiality.

southpark

January 9th, 2006

12:19:59 PM CST

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lol walker is selling out. i was not aware of the "facts" so i googled them ahaahahha there funy

Minotaur

January 9th, 2006

12:39:03 PM CST

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Would've liked to give even more than 5! :) Plus for the bestiality!

ultimo101

January 9th, 2006

1:06:37 PM CST

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Actually he doesn't write his own books, he is so intimidating that the pen writes the books for him.

trex

January 9th, 2006

1:42:30 PM CST

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I've already bought 4 copies of his autobiography. When the Final Judgement comes, Chuck will personally kill everyone who has not yet bought a copy.

Hussein

January 9th, 2006

2:19:24 PM CST

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ROUNDHOUSE KICK !!!!

ashpoop

January 9th, 2006

2:31:52 PM CST

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Lol hes so full of himself on his website.

Bartleby006

January 9th, 2006

3:16:49 PM CST

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LMFAO. Instant win. Best find today.

UndeadFred

January 9th, 2006

3:43:15 PM CST

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"Actually he doesn't write his own books, he is so intimidating that the pen writes the books for him." Is this true? Well, I guess we'll have to read his books to find out!

spikepd2001

January 9th, 2006

3:43:41 PM CST

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It's probably something his ball less wonder of a lawyer made him write.

unimportant

January 9th, 2006

4:41:07 PM CST

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Generic Chuck Norris jokes aren't that funny anymore, but this sure is.

dustinthewind

January 9th, 2006

5:15:06 PM CST

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how it really happened... http://uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/

Hazake

January 9th, 2006

5:40:46 PM CST

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Im sure where going to see Vin Diesiel doing somthing like this next

DrunkIrishMad

January 9th, 2006

6:18:49 PM CST

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chuck norris is the man

burtreynolds

January 9th, 2006

6:20:15 PM CST

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Somehow that music fits incredibly well.

bartoron

January 9th, 2006

6:23:50 PM CST

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One day, Chuck Norris and Mr. T wanted to have a fight. They went into the middle of nowhere, so they wouldn't disturb anyone. When Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse-kick Mr. T in the face, he blocked it with his giant fists. The force caused by this is kn

CaptainPeepers

January 9th, 2006

6:34:36 PM CST

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He laughed about it and didn't dick out like Bill Cosby. Chuck Norris truly is a God amongst men.

thirtyseven

January 9th, 2006

7:41:26 PM CST

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The Roundhouse Kick is a comin'

youalreadydeadho

January 9th, 2006

8:28:30 PM CST

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*is totally shocked this is on the front page*

Krade

January 9th, 2006

9:37:03 PM CST

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�Earthbounder - It was later confirmed that Chuck's website had been hacked by a Vin Diesel Fanatic. Chuck hunted the Fanatic down and roundhoused him into 1946.� Please put that in the description. This YTMND + that comment = win.

MoSteel

January 9th, 2006

10:47:16 PM CST

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only chuck norris is man enough to plug his books. they are as gospel as the flying spaghetti monster is

TheJRaff

January 9th, 2006

10:51:32 PM CST

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Well f*ck. I saw this a few days ago... I would've used it if I'd known it'd get me a top-rated YTMND. 4 for ranking high without any effort!

multipurpose

January 9th, 2006

11:33:08 PM CST

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how do i get sound to play in firefox

elprogramer

January 10th, 2006

12:15:36 AM CST

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5 for the Banana Splits

Takster

January 10th, 2006

1:39:04 AM CST

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*SHAMELESS PLUG* http://texasrangerstyle.ytmnd.com/

JimmytehHand8

January 10th, 2006

5:41:27 AM CST

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Chuck Norris is the greatest man alive

GenAmonX2K

January 10th, 2006

9:41:47 AM CST

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Accusing him of selling out = instant death + 1/5

Nickolai

January 10th, 2006

11:21:18 AM CST

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Chuck Norris: he'll take any opportunity to plug his work.

keeavin

January 10th, 2006

2:25:10 PM CST

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We should all be terribly greatful that Chuck isn't going to beat all our asses.

Undrtaker989

January 10th, 2006

2:36:41 PM CST

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He is not selling out at all. He is promoting his entrepeneureal endevours, something that anyone with a quarter of a brain would do. I saw him on H&C and Donnie D last night, and he making the promotional rounds.

Bananattack

January 10th, 2006

3:28:54 PM CST

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he's just being modest. every one of those facts is true

January 10th, 2006

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January 10th, 2006

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Are you kidding? The Banana Splits totally make this! UPVOTE, UPVOTE, AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Loomis

January 10th, 2006

4:37:09 PM CST

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...Im expecting a round house kick when I leave my home

dannyaq

January 10th, 2006

4:56:18 PM CST

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product placement!

nintendorulez

January 10th, 2006

7:36:37 PM CST

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Vin Diesel kicks Chuck Norris's *ss every time he tries to breathe.

UberJesus

January 10th, 2006

8:12:23 PM CST

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lol n*gg* sold out.

thefabmeister

January 10th, 2006

8:56:24 PM CST

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chuck norris cannot be harmed by mortal weapons

NoBrakes23

January 10th, 2006

10:39:49 PM CST

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Does Vin Diesel know about his list?

OmniSoundwave

January 13th, 2006

12:03:39 AM CST

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"It was later confirmed that Chuck's website had been hacked by a Vin Diesel Fanatic. Chuck hunted the Fanatic down and roundhoused him into 1946." True story.

tehpwner2

January 16th, 2006

3:41:19 AM CST

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Nope

Arcian

January 23rd, 2006

11:36:37 AM CST

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3 for the pic + 2 for the banana split song= 5/5

VinnyWeapons

February 22nd, 2006