Why Won't This Calculator Make Love To Me
Created on: May 29th, 2004
Why Won't This Calculator Make Love To Me
gen0mallo 
calculator.ytmnd.com
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dirtbag
June 9th, 2004
7:33:10 PM CDT
(0)
5 for the title alone
HamJam2
May 12th, 2012
4:09:13 AM CDT
(0)
i voted feiv
Jonnyboy07
January 19th, 2007
12:14:29 AM CST
(-1)
1 for wasting my time
furrykef
January 19th, 2007
12:56:11 AM CST
(0)
I think I have that model of calculator.
MrGreg
January 19th, 2007
1:22:55 AM CST
(0)
HAHAHA 5 because I have that same piece of japanese crap calculator
Umaycallusq
January 19th, 2007
7:18:13 AM CST
(1)
accountants are a strange breed....
robotderek
January 19th, 2007
11:02:45 AM CST
(-2)
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(-2)
Uncited
MagnusDx
January 19th, 2007
1:08:21 PM CST
(2)
uncited
hoogs99xx
January 19th, 2007
4:14:13 PM CST
(0)
NO SENCE WHATEVER accountant.ytmnd.com
gnomehater
January 19th, 2007
8:57:29 PM CST
(4)
Cause theres no hole for the love making.
Connor
January 19th, 2007
10:01:38 PM CST
(-2)
No sources
gen0mallo
January 19th, 2007
10:05:32 PM CST
(3)
Dear downvoters, Please do care to note that this site dates back to early 2004, well before source citing existed. I updated this pages with sources today (now that it's found its way here) and it should show soon enough. Much thanks
gen0mallo
January 19th, 2007
10:11:14 PM CST
(3)
Hm...it doesn't seem to be processing. Well, anyhow, the images were fished up over Google using the search terms "confused businessman" and "calculator". The audio is courtesy mi amigo Festim Mahmudi. Cheers.
breakingglass27
January 19th, 2007
11:13:51 PM CST
(-1)
5 for your presumably Mario RPG based username
Aubaine
January 20th, 2007
12:33:38 AM CST
(0)
LOL at downvoters. I'm 5'ing cause of them.
deelizzle
April 24th, 2008
8:22:00 PM CDT
(0)
same, dumb downvoters
Ciancijr
January 20th, 2007
1:02:27 AM CST
(0)
lol...
Dyslexia
January 20th, 2007
1:43:43 AM CST
(0)
oh sh*t, its Frankenstein.
omfgNINJAS
January 20th, 2007
3:39:17 AM CST
(-1)
yay this is stupid!
devinbruzer
January 20th, 2007
9:48:39 AM CST
(0)
i loved it , it was f*cken hilarious , i vote hard to so that was great
crazyphoenix
January 20th, 2007
10:29:24 AM CST
(0)
racist calculator
gamekid
January 20th, 2007
3:44:42 PM CST
(0)
uncited (also the new site creator can't update sources. It's oone small step back for man.)
tarkaan
January 20th, 2007
5:55:20 PM CST
(0)
How strange is this...an obscure site from 2004. Gets sponsored. Why? What's the story here?
Connor
January 20th, 2007
6:37:55 PM CST
(-2)
Sadly, I still say you get a 1 for self-faving.
shintahimura
January 20th, 2007
8:36:04 PM CST
(0)
This is why you bring a f*cking rez sig omfg.
Omicron2
January 20th, 2007
8:42:44 PM CST
(0)
That poor violated calculator...
gen0mallo
January 20th, 2007
10:16:15 PM CST
(3)
All these lame rules you people seem to have invented..."self-faving"? Well, it IS my favorite YTMND. Why can't you be relax for a second and be more like JonnyBoy or DevinBruze and make a voting determination based on, oh, say, the quality of the site?
sup3r-m4rio
January 20th, 2007
10:57:19 PM CST
(1)
I understand completly
BTape
January 21st, 2007
4:09:38 AM CST
(3)
5 because lots of idiots downvote for dumb reasons like self faving that don't really mean anything
killercow
April 24th, 2008
9:33:38 PM CDT
(0)
You would have 5'd this anyway.
BTape
January 21st, 2007
4:10:46 AM CST
(4)
Also for you guys who don't know, this site was made before max ever even allowed you to cite your sources, so obviously it's uncited. Also with the new site creator/editor you aren't even allowed to edit the sources, so downvoting for uncited is just plain stupid.
JoeyJoeJoe
January 21st, 2007
4:32:21 AM CST
(1)
5 for 2004 YTMND
papajohn
January 21st, 2007
9:32:02 AM CST
(-1)
poop
renegade64
January 21st, 2007
11:21:52 AM CST
(1)
5 for oldness
BallsDeVito
January 21st, 2007
2:44:06 PM CST
(-1)
It takes a man to do a man's job
smm
January 21st, 2007
2:53:50 PM CST
(0)
because u dont equal 117
The-giva
January 21st, 2007
4:14:43 PM CST
(1)
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
Onel
January 21st, 2007
4:21:17 PM CST
(0)
I don't care if it's cited or not. It's crap.
InnocentDarkside
January 21st, 2007
6:26:12 PM CST
(0)
So stupid it's funny.
thedon248
January 21st, 2007
6:31:34 PM CST
(0)
Plainly unfunny.
Duder130
January 21st, 2007
8:09:09 PM CST
(-1)
A sh*tty image AND a sh*tty picture. ROFLnaut?
echo24
January 21st, 2007
10:47:58 PM CST
(0)
notemoatall.ytmnd.com
fogglesworth
January 21st, 2007
11:17:11 PM CST
(0)
Sounds like its from Dr. Tran, but I watched the video and its not in there. Still, it might be the same voice. Eh, it was ok.
nghtmre15
January 22nd, 2007
12:33:15 AM CST
(1)
I'm not sure I understand it either, but it's grown on me. 5'd to counter downvoters.
EpicMike
January 22nd, 2007
7:46:03 AM CST
(1)
This is not Epic.
thezackpew
January 22nd, 2007
7:51:08 AM CST
(0)
this is pretty b.a. i think
GendoIkari
January 22nd, 2007
8:45:15 AM CST
(0)
Actually I think I invented self-faving. And I usually got upvoted for it.
Vzamm
January 22nd, 2007
10:24:34 AM CST
(1)
why wont this ytmnd make laugh to me?
rofflemow
January 22nd, 2007
11:49:09 AM CST
(0)
Hay!
Toilet
January 22nd, 2007
1:33:09 PM CST
(1)
Dead Νiggers
maplejet
January 22nd, 2007
1:50:45 PM CST
(0)
Funny, and under-rated. Just need da sources.
Miscreant
January 22nd, 2007
4:05:04 PM CST
(0)
5'd cause of awesome, and because retards are downvoting you for the sources thing without reading what you have to say.
TheFileClerk
January 22nd, 2007
4:54:33 PM CST
(0)
i like it
Jstdontban
January 22nd, 2007
5:00:26 PM CST
(0)
WHY WON'T I LEARN TO NOT CLICK ON THE SPONSORED SITES??!!
chickencheese
January 22nd, 2007
5:19:20 PM CST
(0)
Under rated.
Davus
January 22nd, 2007
5:21:35 PM CST
(0)
Uncited
Davus
January 22nd, 2007
5:22:47 PM CST
(0)
(And yes, I read. Hence the five.)
TheWunderkind
January 22nd, 2007
5:49:26 PM CST
(0)
okay... uncited too.
yeahshescool26
January 22nd, 2007
9:20:23 PM CST
(0)
ooooh i have that calculator.... its suckyy.. i d k but my calculator makes love to me...
RoboChocobo
January 22nd, 2007
9:44:47 PM CST
(0)
Uncited. Cite = 5.
CJVercetti
January 22nd, 2007
10:42:30 PM CST
(0)
Calculator Fad!
Tony-Cipriani
January 22nd, 2007
11:45:28 PM CST
(0)
http://titsonastick.ytmnd.com/
cwelker91
January 23rd, 2007
12:25:24 AM CST
(0)
LOL
ac6517
January 23rd, 2007
12:30:55 AM CST
(0)
5'd for self-faving
Vyse-er
January 23rd, 2007
3:36:19 AM CST
(0)
self-recorded sites are stupid
galaxhood
January 23rd, 2007
3:26:07 PM CST
(0)
sources
DaltonTrigger
January 23rd, 2007
5:29:43 PM CST
(0)
5 because lots of idiots downvote for dumb reasons like self faving that don't really mean anything
CreepPipe
January 23rd, 2007
7:12:44 PM CST
(1)
Try buying it a few more drinks.
jimbo0392
January 23rd, 2007
8:00:49 PM CST
(0)
I know the creater donated the money himself. this is retarded. Why are the most pointless and stupid ones always on the front page(not including recently Created)
Jovin256x
January 23rd, 2007
9:47:03 PM CST
(1)
you need to punch the keys for god's sake
Doomrock
January 23rd, 2007
11:30:28 PM CST
(0)
Not that crazy about it, but upvoting to counter source-nags.
Cupchange
January 24th, 2007
12:13:54 AM CST
(0)
downvoting because it f*cking deserves to be! Also it doesn't deserves to be sponsored
SausageKing
January 24th, 2007
8:14:31 AM CST
(1)
"Dead Νiggers" Hmmm you can say n*gg*rs now? Okay, cuss test: f*ck sh*t *ssh*le f*g motherf*cker c*nt clit bitch c*ck ebaum.
TheDudess
January 24th, 2007
9:55:17 AM CST
(0)
I have to try and add that sentence into my everyday life...
YourSambo
January 24th, 2007
11:01:17 AM CST
(0)
All the best.
f1re
January 24th, 2007
2:09:44 PM CST
(-1)
um, who sponsored this crap bullsh*t site
TC81190
January 24th, 2007
6:43:54 PM CST
(0)
Check plus PLUS!
Saws
January 24th, 2007
8:09:10 PM CST
(0)
lol -@† ŸôU †®ŸËÐ Ÿou® ß˧† -Saws
mikyo
January 24th, 2007
8:37:57 PM CST
(0)
Lame and unfunny.
lazylen
January 24th, 2007
11:21:13 PM CST
(0)
who tf sponsored this? :| this sucks :|
theo47
January 25th, 2007
7:15:28 AM CST
(1)
"make a voting determination based on, oh, say, the quality of the site?" - ok, done
jesuisdepassage
January 25th, 2007
10:08:31 AM CST
(1)
My calculator got a hole to plug it to a computer, but it's too small to have sex with it.
loverofanus
January 25th, 2007
2:11:24 PM CST
(0)
i liked it...
AbortOperation
January 25th, 2007
3:45:47 PM CST
(0)
captain-irascible
January 25th, 2007
3:57:07 PM CST
(0)
crap
breakmandx
January 25th, 2007
6:21:34 PM CST
(0)
I almost feel bad for giving such an old and matured ytmnd low grades, but you know, I just simply can't find much *value* of any form from this; I'm sorry :
Jake68
January 25th, 2007
7:53:45 PM CST
(0)
Thats a clock not a calculator.......I have one
Sheerluck7
January 25th, 2007
11:20:24 PM CST
(0)
Because it's really a clock noob!
ZenSaohu
January 26th, 2007
12:07:25 AM CST
(0)
+2 for not very funny, but +2 because i have that EXACT SAME CLOCK. It's a calculator/clock that I got as a free gift for a U.S. News subscription.
charibdis
January 26th, 2007
12:44:13 AM CST
(0)
this was boring.
WhitePhoenix
January 26th, 2007
3:37:23 AM CST
(0)
Citations?
papajohn
January 26th, 2007
9:32:39 AM CST
(0)
This was a test to see if a crappy ytmnd that was sponsored would pull in +5's - well it worked, all the fivers behaved just like lab rats
MaxxWrektumm
January 26th, 2007
5:30:49 PM CST
(0)
I love the voice, Its just too funny
helpmesomebody
January 26th, 2007
6:15:24 PM CST
(0)
haha I was going to congratulate this site on it's old school flavor, but I see it's over 2 years old. LOLZ
RandomDragoonKain
January 26th, 2007
11:20:27 PM CST
(2)
WHY WON'T THIS CALCULATOR MAKE LOVE TO ME?! I'll never see accounting class the same way again. :(
moodfolluks
January 26th, 2007
11:30:41 PM CST
(-2)
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plz dont read! in 1913 a boy from china named nanavala fala came to america in a ferry. when he arrived he was killed by a mysterios man. he killed him by driving a fork through his heart and writing KAGJAOGOSHDAO by the wall where he was killed post this comment in 1 thousand ytmnds or he will kill u
X-Box360
February 4th, 2007
11:55:07 AM CST
(0)
They guy is GIR If he was an accountant
rtgcom
February 7th, 2007
10:54:26 PM CST
(1)
why won't this ytmnd make funny to me? 1. 1. 1.
roultneyblake
April 16th, 2008
1:42:41 PM CDT
(0)
STOP. SELF-SPONSORING. CRAP.
Scanner
April 21st, 2008
8:47:52 AM CDT
(0)
At least he is putting back into YTMND. What are you doing, trolling?
Geminiflyguy
April 16th, 2008
10:02:50 PM CDT
(-1)
5'd b/c of loser donwvoters
Weyland-Yutani
April 17th, 2008
2:20:01 PM CDT
(0)
Oldtmnd.
anystrom
April 18th, 2008
11:39:39 AM CDT
(0)
3
Kremlin
April 18th, 2008
6:11:08 PM CDT
(0)
80085 OLOLOL
Awhislyle
April 18th, 2008
8:28:23 PM CDT
(0)
I have always loved this site
lepraconog
April 20th, 2008
1:33:39 AM CDT
(0)
win
Logos
April 21st, 2008
12:06:54 AM CDT
(0)
You are doing it wrong, noob.
TheCringler
April 21st, 2008
4:57:00 PM CDT
(0)
FOR 2 MAKE LOVE PUSH BUTTONS. ITS THAT SIMPLE 4 PAYMENTS OF 19.99 ON MY DOORBOX
MikeRoz
April 23rd, 2008
1:01:01 PM CDT
(-1)
Cite your sources.
Krangar18
May 10th, 2012
4:11:18 AM CDT
(0)
It's really important to me to know where the picture of the calculator guy came from, but since you didn't site your sources, I can't find out.

Also, I'd like to know if the sound is your own voice, or from a high-budget Hollywood movie, and if so, which one?

Also, is this a reference to something, or did you just make that up? If you sited your sources, I'd be able to tell.