The Church of Raptor Jesus is Spreading
Created on: August 7th, 2005
The Church of Raptor Jesus is Spreading
hulkster225 
raptorJ.ytmnd.com
Will he be making a comeback this Christmas?
I made it
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MateriaMaster
August 7th, 2005
1:55:33 AM CDT
(1)
Gold Jerry, GOLD!
Sepharo
August 7th, 2005
2:39:32 AM CDT
(1)
Wow... 5 for it actually being a real act of vandalism.. wait why would I support... nevermind
XDestruction
August 7th, 2005
3:42:52 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
No-U
August 7th, 2005
4:16:37 AM CDT
(0)
Heh, that's great.
SeiferA
August 7th, 2005
4:19:59 AM CDT
(0)
I can't believe you guys did that. You sir win the internet and beyond.
Omega1
August 7th, 2005
4:55:24 AM CDT
(0)
stop exploiting my love for that song.
Pr0stSh0cKeR
August 7th, 2005
5:17:56 AM CDT
(0)
JEEZUM CROW
oldmangimper
August 7th, 2005
6:09:10 AM CDT
(0)
Lutherans = pwnd
Turtleneck
August 7th, 2005
7:36:20 AM CDT
(0)
Instant gold.
Dinictus
August 7th, 2005
7:39:06 AM CDT
(0)
Absolutely beautiful.
Abdiel
August 7th, 2005
7:52:19 AM CDT
(0)
brilliant
Oldirty
August 7th, 2005
7:59:36 AM CDT
(0)
OMG MAN. 5/5 FOR MAKING YTMND REAL LIFE n*gg* 5/5....
sater
August 7th, 2005
8:51:06 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Mrlol
August 7th, 2005
9:18:47 AM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
image is too large
edgama
August 7th, 2005
9:36:24 AM CDT
(0)
^ mrlol fails at buying a monitor
Norlanthale
August 7th, 2005
9:45:48 AM CDT
(0)
lolz
Tranceplant
August 7th, 2005
10:19:31 AM CDT
(0)
No, he fails at having a proper video card so he can change his 400 x 600
Tranceplant
August 7th, 2005
10:20:42 AM CDT
(0)
Anyway, I'm not a raptor Jesus fan but anything that is real life made is awesome. I wish I could do the same but with All your Base.
Dipoladopus
August 7th, 2005
11:27:52 AM CDT
(0)
http://seinone.ytmnd.com
pooberry
August 7th, 2005
11:50:21 AM CDT
(0)
Anything Raptor Jesus is all right by me!
Crudeoyle
August 7th, 2005
1:13:05 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
Karlamut
August 7th, 2005
2:07:26 PM CDT
(0)
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
NOOOOO111
August 8th, 2005
1:39:46 AM CDT
(0)
wakka wakka
Adverb
August 8th, 2005
4:24:18 PM CDT
(-3)
-3 for stolen idea
OmgTheJaelie
June 17th, 2008
9:26:14 PM CDT
(0)
kinda like your comment
hulkster225
August 8th, 2005
5:30:05 PM CDT
(0)
stolen idea? from where?
ghoulbones
August 13th, 2005
5:40:14 PM CDT
(0)
Love it.
bazizzle
August 16th, 2005
11:14:21 AM CDT
(0)
Greatest idea ever
everloony
September 6th, 2005
3:00:58 PM CDT
(0)
..amazing.
RedFoxBandit
September 7th, 2005
8:17:55 PM CDT
(0)
Only reason I voted 5 was because Adverb voted 2...otherwise I wouldn't have voted at all.
VideoGamerJ
September 29th, 2005
9:25:36 PM CDT
(0)
BEST YTMND EVER MADE! EVEN BETTER THAN JEAN LUC HIMSELF! HATS OFF!
Marvelis2680
October 9th, 2005
7:19:54 AM CDT
(1)
The toy Dinosaur wins it.
Oplem
October 19th, 2005
12:38:23 PM CDT
(0)
Wow.
Kordesh
November 5th, 2005
10:29:55 AM CST
(0)
PWN!
PVDH
November 25th, 2005
1:35:09 AM CST
(0)
You people win every internet, including the extremly illusive interranet 7.3, spread the word! The 2nd coming (of raptor jesus) is soon!
hulkster225
November 26th, 2005
1:50:33 PM CST
(0)
amen brother
Canaryfellow
December 4th, 2005
2:26:44 AM CST
(0)
Lool. Yes, lool.
Tlaxcatl
December 18th, 2005
3:58:23 AM CST
(0)
Love the shadow of the toy dinosaur. You better have left that stuff up there.
hulkster225
December 18th, 2005
9:47:57 AM CST
(1)
oh we did, until church the people got there for church the next and took it down.
Tlaxcatl
December 18th, 2005
6:22:11 PM CST
(0)
BLASPHEMY!
jesusflashpants
January 8th, 2006
9:51:16 PM CST
(0)
It's the shadow that did it for me. 5/5
jesusflashpants
January 8th, 2006
9:54:03 PM CST
(0)
Yes.
multipurpose
January 29th, 2006
10:07:08 PM CST
(0)
best ever
Alistarn
March 1st, 2006
7:17:17 AM CST
(0)
5'd for vandalism of church
Reptile
March 10th, 2006
4:05:38 PM CST
(0)
Hilarious
Runika
March 24th, 2006
6:14:40 PM CST
(0)
I wonder what their reaction was, lol!
donk0rle0ne
May 11th, 2006
4:12:33 PM CDT
(0)
i never commented on this but came back to FAV it =D
EVA
May 12th, 2006
10:14:31 PM CDT
(0)
omg its like scientology only better
mr-americantaco
May 25th, 2006
4:35:42 PM CDT
(0)
"He Went Extinct For Your Sins!" XD I love the little raptor in front of the sign!
Henchling
June 2nd, 2006
8:34:28 PM CDT
(0)
It's a Darwin haunting (lol).
LordXanthus
June 3rd, 2006
1:56:05 AM CDT
(0)
YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!
Jon55
June 5th, 2006
5:38:04 PM CDT
(0)
I CAME
dady5000
June 16th, 2006
4:08:46 AM CDT
(0)
Is that real or Photoshopped? if its real 5555 if its photoshopped 555
manoshandsoffate
June 20th, 2006
4:04:08 PM CDT
(0)
The shadow is genius!
ShadowSora
June 27th, 2006
1:30:17 PM CDT
(0)
I didn't notice the shadow at first. That's f*cking awesome.
safetysam
June 28th, 2006
12:48:53 AM CDT
(1)
this YTMND gave me an erection
Noble-Ire
June 29th, 2006
7:51:49 PM CDT
(0)
Jurassic Park FTW
Philkensebben
July 1st, 2006
6:30:19 AM CDT
(0)
mecha jesus was diassembled for your sins
OtisWild
July 3rd, 2006
11:06:47 AM CDT
(0)
This message has been approved by THHHEEE SPACE POPE!
LastDay
July 6th, 2006
1:39:06 AM CDT
(0)
5 for vandalism... err I mean...
thomasaquinas
July 9th, 2006
3:45:33 PM CDT
(0)
lol lutheran church pwned
spacecowgirl
July 13th, 2006
4:50:44 PM CDT
(0)
5 for vandalizing a church marquee all for the sake of YTMND.
Darkwolf4602
July 15th, 2006
9:28:28 AM CDT
(0)
i gotta find the picture i took of me changing the church sign letters for raptor jesus
xBlackHeartValentine
July 18th, 2006
11:33:13 AM CDT
(0)
nice
RedmondKC
July 18th, 2006
3:01:01 PM CDT
(0)
WEWT!!!! Dino + church = Hilarity ensues.
Metal-Mavrik
July 29th, 2006
6:53:50 AM CDT
(0)
THATS f*ckING AWESOME....now....for the church of SCIENTOLOGY...
KaosMaster
July 29th, 2006
10:35:48 PM CDT
(0)
f*ckING CLASSIC. VANDALIZATION FOR THE WIN!!
peesauce
July 29th, 2006
10:36:31 PM CDT
(0)
owned
dyspeptic
July 30th, 2006
3:38:44 PM CDT
(0)
Amen, brutha!
CrispyXL
August 5th, 2006
6:41:46 PM CDT
(0)
you started raptor jesus!
coodoo
August 6th, 2006
8:01:58 PM CDT
(0)
I love being a raptor christian!
CommieWerewolf
August 10th, 2006
6:52:33 PM CDT
(0)
He went extinct for us? :'( What a trooper...
YourTheCoconutMan
August 11th, 2006
4:56:53 PM CDT
(-1)
why aren't there more Raptor Jesus sites? >:\
AnthraxMan
August 11th, 2006
6:01:58 PM CDT
(0)
LOLz 5'd
Ninjagerbilassassin9
August 14th, 2006
11:28:24 PM CDT
(0)
O..M...G. That's hilarious! Was that on a sign or did you use the Church Sign Generator?
Ninjagerbilassassin9
August 14th, 2006
11:29:34 PM CDT
(0)
Also toy dinosaur and blasphemy.
sexymofo
August 15th, 2006
4:19:35 PM CDT
(-2)
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(-2)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Reptile
August 17th, 2006
7:08:41 AM CDT
(0)
Raptor Jeus Lives!
PenisPai
August 20th, 2006
2:51:25 PM CDT
(0)
I'm a raptorist. And this offends me, so -1.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
August 20th, 2006
11:22:14 PM CDT
(0)
qxx
August 22nd, 2006
2:51:43 AM CDT
(-1)
lol
munkeypants
August 25th, 2006
11:57:13 AM CDT
(-1)
NovaNardis
August 27th, 2006
11:17:43 PM CDT
(0)
Oh poor Harleysville Lutherans. 5 for Raptor Jesus, and fav for my state.
Winchester
September 5th, 2006
12:52:04 AM CDT
(0)
AWESOME!!!
Final-Fan
September 6th, 2006
12:23:47 AM CDT
(0)
No communion wafers for him, I bet.
Bohab
September 11th, 2006
9:25:54 PM CDT
(0)
HA HA HA
thezackpew
September 13th, 2006
5:28:28 PM CDT
(0)
you win the internet
gamekid
September 14th, 2006
8:28:24 PM CDT
(0)
srry guys i had to relog lolol
Andriy
September 17th, 2006
6:13:31 PM CDT
(-2)
"I made it" , meaning this is just photoshop? Who cares?
Zoomy
September 20th, 2006
11:00:44 AM CDT
(0)
You are the new president of Asia. Enjoy your cornflakes.
silveradoj442
September 20th, 2006
3:15:10 PM CDT
(0)
Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right?
Vergeh
September 20th, 2006
3:17:02 PM CDT
(0)
Mann, you're gonna have some pissed-off Luterans.
mr-roboto1
September 23rd, 2006
7:27:28 AM CDT
(0)
Nice
mr-roboto1
September 23rd, 2006
7:28:55 AM CDT
(0)
SubmissiveTrout
September 27th, 2006
11:22:26 AM CDT
(0)
It was a respectible 4 until I saw the f*cking puppet
Patchubis
September 27th, 2006
5:24:27 PM CDT
(0)
"I made it" , meaning this is just photoshop? Who cares?" Andriy are you f*cking retarded? You can see the ducktape....
xEon8x
September 27th, 2006
5:58:47 PM CDT
(-1)
Raptor Jesus FTW 5'd
Zarathustra
September 28th, 2006
1:15:38 AM CDT
(-1)
Where do I convert?
EvilTurkey1021
September 28th, 2006
1:53:21 AM CDT
(-1)
Vandalism RULES!!!!
kilburt
September 28th, 2006
11:50:28 PM CDT
(0)
ballsy
Maos
September 29th, 2006
11:49:21 AM CDT
(-1)
spread the word!
usaratonkachi
September 29th, 2006
2:01:50 PM CDT
(0)
When South Park makes fun of Christians, I laugh. At this sort of stupid vandalism, I do not. +3 for cajones.But, out of curiosity, did you leave it there after you were done?
Kekkimaru
September 29th, 2006
11:42:03 PM CDT
(0)
TWOED, Because it's not SINS, it's SHINS. D=
ShiftEsc
October 4th, 2006
1:10:57 PM CDT
(0)
Lawl you guys must have been stoned
BigOlePappy
October 6th, 2006
4:25:12 AM CDT
(-1)
This is made of win
ChickenOfDoom
October 6th, 2006
6:00:42 PM CDT
(1)
5'd for originality and crime. Awesomeness.
evilFATE
October 7th, 2006
3:18:37 PM CDT
(0)
that's umm... that's some effort there you put into this ytmnd.
destinytomorrow
October 25th, 2006
7:35:11 PM CDT
(0)
5 because that's the Lutheran church in my neighborhood.
xXWaspXx
November 6th, 2006
3:03:04 PM CST
(0)
gb24chan
Dank-pro
December 30th, 2006
5:20:49 PM CST
(0)
5 for the raptor shadow
cutie-pie
February 14th, 2007
10:12:21 PM CST
(0)
nice balls, i would try, but i dont have any decent churches by me. but i prob wouldnt ever
budcasey
February 15th, 2007
12:01:53 AM CST
(0)
shweet
MeetYourMaker
March 16th, 2007
2:56:58 PM CDT
(0)
This is blasphemy, this is madness!
Angel85
March 25th, 2007
7:49:09 PM CDT
(0)
this is RAPTOR JESUS!!!!
CrocBox
May 23rd, 2007
12:11:00 AM CDT
(0)
HA! Now it's only a matter of time before some moron tries to make this a real religion XD
Blackest
August 13th, 2007
7:30:54 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for spreading the word of the lord Raptor Jesus. (do it again!)
Dexlian
December 29th, 2007
3:55:09 PM CST
(0)
....Newman...
RaptorMagnum
February 24th, 2008
9:52:57 AM CST
(0)
Raptor Jesus, The way, The truth, The fright. The music, with the shadow.. and the expression on the raptor's face. Omfg this is amazing.
EPICSTARS
December 9th, 2008
3:19:52 PM CST
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