ytmnd - you're the man now dog!

This non-gamer 5's because I remember watching her get b00ed live, as well as hearing it every day on Jim Rome for another year afterwards!! This wins.

denisdiderot

January 1st, 2006

2:22:17 AM CST

(0)

why the f*ck do you think she lip syncs? She f*cking sucks

Saucy

January 1st, 2006

2:55:33 AM CST

(1)

It's like a cat hitting a baby.

monkeytrousers

January 1st, 2006

2:57:22 AM CST

(0)

worst singing ever.

Tlaxcatl

January 1st, 2006

3:08:54 AM CST

(0)

RE: Saucy: No, a cat hitting a baby is entertaining.

AgentKaio

January 1st, 2006

3:37:41 AM CST

(0)

o.O

Jargonecius

January 1st, 2006

3:41:07 AM CST

(0)

This is funny, don't get me wrong, but it does sound like she has some sort of throat problem.

Mind-laboratory

January 1st, 2006

3:50:56 AM CST

(0)

That's awful! My ears are bleeding! She does have voice problems. She has acid reflux. My friend has that and her voice will sound similar when it flares up. Still, I have many other reasons to hate this girl. 4'd

LizzieBorden

January 1st, 2006

3:54:16 AM CST

(0)

"I'll be your lemonade"? Oh honey...please..

Jargonecius

January 1st, 2006

3:57:13 AM CST

(0)

Re:"I'll be your lemonade"? Oh honey...please..|| This song should have been a collaboration with R. Kelly.

DaRuckus

January 1st, 2006

4:27:07 AM CST

(0)

coffeeguy, I heard that!

HurriKaty

January 1st, 2006

4:29:36 AM CST

(0)

MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS

nosuke

January 1st, 2006

4:36:52 AM CST

(0)

just....so f*cking...horrible.... lol notice how people boo her at the end.. but seriously... god... STOP SINGING ASHLEE!! her singing is an abomination...

Adino

January 1st, 2006

4:43:12 AM CST

(0)

She doesn't have acid reflux. That is just some bs her publicist made up to cover for the fact she has no talent what so ever.

captaincharisma

January 1st, 2006

5:10:04 AM CST

(0)

Funniest thing I've ever seen. BOOOOOOOOOOO

StrawberryPegasus

January 1st, 2006

5:12:11 AM CST

(0)

ok.. that was.. long ago.. very long..

NoGodExistsIII

January 1st, 2006

6:02:33 AM CST

(0)

Her continued fame and success are inevitable, there's nothing you can do about it.

PoL4RiZ

January 1st, 2006

7:03:22 AM CST

(0)

she's one of the hottest girls I've seen.. but she has no talent singing.

ScndPistonHonda

January 1st, 2006

7:07:13 AM CST

(0)

Guys, i'm sorry, i caused all of this. Ashlee's still not over the gag reflex. I'm working on it.

qc

January 1st, 2006

7:30:22 AM CST

(0)

AWESOME! the booing at the end is hilarious "why did they show up at our concert just to boo us?"

th3-l33t-hax0r

January 1st, 2006

7:50:45 AM CST

(0)

owwwww hurt my ears

will1000

January 1st, 2006

8:30:36 AM CST

(0)

I dont get it....3'd for the crappy voice

Innerdissolution

January 1st, 2006

8:30:50 AM CST

(0)

you gotta give a 5 for the truth proved, again

Doodan

January 1st, 2006

8:56:35 AM CST

(0)

LOL! I'd long heard about this awful performance and I've been wanting to hear her get booed for a long time. Thank you sir.

uzi9mm

January 1st, 2006

9:23:39 AM CST

(0)

god she sux

Dux00rs

January 1st, 2006

9:54:41 AM CST

(0)

ZOMG she must be mimeing her singing is so good!1!

SovietSam

January 1st, 2006

10:06:03 AM CST

(0)

HAHA! They boo her at the end. Classic.

Akahito

January 1st, 2006

10:53:56 AM CST

(0)

Gotta love the keywords.

utopian

January 1st, 2006

11:07:24 AM CST

(0)

singhax

TimJing

January 1st, 2006

11:39:06 AM CST

(0)

soooo bad.

Elle

January 1st, 2006

11:58:59 AM CST

(0)

Well, now we know she's not popular for that horrendous voice.

Evang1203

January 1st, 2006

12:05:56 PM CST

(0)

....owww. OWWW.

Squishy333

January 1st, 2006

12:26:13 PM CST

(0)

5 just because TomatoCannon graced us with this hilarious quote: "Her voice...it's the sound of dead infants and large birds engaged in sex...aughghhhh, it's awful." Ha, win. Good day sir.

ytmndmaster

January 1st, 2006

12:57:02 PM CST

(0)

Viewhacked. Gay.

Dangeresque

January 1st, 2006

1:21:24 PM CST

(0)

when i heard that audio... a sharp pain went down my neck. how can she not hear herself?

Sergio

January 1st, 2006

1:22:48 PM CST

(0)

omfg she sucks!!!

coffeeguy9

January 1st, 2006

1:23:58 PM CST

(0)

This is from the College football Orange bowl exactly a year ago this week. This was also a week after the SNL thing happened :D

Trotsky

January 1st, 2006

1:39:00 PM CST

(0)

I'm going to name my son Dragonzord.

FiveMinutesAlone

January 1st, 2006

1:41:16 PM CST

(0)

:/

metallicaworshipper

January 1st, 2006

1:41:58 PM CST

(0)

that was really painful to listen to.

captainstarbucs

January 1st, 2006

1:44:25 PM CST

(0)

+5 for having "bad" as a keyword

mrexican

January 1st, 2006

2:14:22 PM CST

(0)

i'd still hit it

jpmoney2k1

January 1st, 2006

2:30:06 PM CST

(0)

I changed my vote to 5 after I figured out the LAN comment: it refers to people who claim to be good at a game on single player mode and can't hold their own against non-computer

Dystopian

May 12th, 2007

5:13:19 AM CDT

(0)

Thank you; I'd have never figured it out. (Not a competition gamer)

Wolfmight

January 1st, 2006

2:34:43 PM CST

(0)

she has to give a blowjob to everyone backstage to keep to equipment turned on.

Speedy

January 1st, 2006

2:36:38 PM CST

(0)

I remember that, and the mass booing afterward made the whole thing worthwhile.

diablo1387

January 1st, 2006

2:51:58 PM CST

(0)

5 for text

jorrar

January 1st, 2006

3:03:26 PM CST

(0)

she makes me wanna screeeeeeeyuuuummeeaugh

Jesusv20wnsj00

January 1st, 2006

3:16:43 PM CST

(0)

"Ashlee Simpson, bad " You get a 5 for that.

jsilkk

January 1st, 2006

3:52:11 PM CST

(0)

extremely embarassing.. can't believe it's real haha

johhny-turbo

January 1st, 2006

4:20:13 PM CST

(0)

5/5 for the LAN comment

DoomFrost

January 1st, 2006

6:02:29 PM CST

(0)

ha! great watch 5'ed

DukeOfYork

January 1st, 2006

6:02:58 PM CST

(0)

hahahahhaha that's from the orange bowl- she sucks

Takster

January 1st, 2006

6:13:31 PM CST

(0)

Im sure that inside her pretty, yet empty head, she thinks she sounds good. 5 for this.

CAPSLOCKON

January 1st, 2006

6:21:14 PM CST

(0)

AHHHHHHHH MY EARS! WHY! WHY!!!!11

jpeg87

January 1st, 2006

6:42:29 PM CST

(0)

omg she really did commit lip sync on SNL!!

ashpoop

January 1st, 2006

6:47:16 PM CST

(0)

that poor girl cannot sing.

GregGumballs

January 1st, 2006

7:02:35 PM CST

(0)

she's almost as bad as Rocky Balboa trying to do aftershave commercials http://rockybeastaftershave.ytmnd.com/

ChuckL3wtaxis

January 1st, 2006

7:03:41 PM CST

(0)

This crap is so old. Take this off the Top 15.

tunaklare

January 1st, 2006

7:17:24 PM CST

(0)

i saw that on tv. it was 2 funny! 5'd

TerminalFreeze

January 1st, 2006

7:32:36 PM CST

(0)

lmfao awesome, check out: http://razordeaths.ytmnd.com/ I love this YTMND though hahahha

Pookatooka

January 1st, 2006

7:55:06 PM CST

(0)

haha love the booing at the end =D

Spurta

January 1st, 2006

8:03:40 PM CST

(0)

MAKES NO SENSE

Spotz

January 1st, 2006

8:05:45 PM CST

(0)

You've made a site with an ugly ho-bag as the picture and a piss poor song as the sound. This should not be #1.

Ryogen

January 1st, 2006

8:13:05 PM CST

(0)

LOL, they "boo" her at the end

Tek-Lok

January 1st, 2006

8:18:01 PM CST

(0)

"can't do it on LAN" is metaphor saying she can't sing live. LAN is a local area network. Its like you own little internet, hook up directly with friends for online games, better results.

mowthatlawnfoo

January 1st, 2006

8:29:25 PM CST

(0)

b-e-a-utiful. fived!

broomy

January 1st, 2006

8:38:08 PM CST

(0)

Simon Cowells owns Ashlee. http://simonashlee.ytmnd.com

T3Hpwner

January 1st, 2006

8:48:27 PM CST

(0)

lmao at the end when the boos drown out the 20 people that clapped.

K7

January 1st, 2006

9:15:01 PM CST

(0)

Clown.

Torico

January 1st, 2006

9:19:37 PM CST

(0)

Wtf, someone clapped?!?!

wtfhaxors

January 1st, 2006

9:59:45 PM CST

(0)

ROFL.

deadlymog2000

January 1st, 2006

11:00:07 PM CST

(0)

I never heard a more collective boo in my life FIVE!

ilvryk

January 1st, 2006

11:50:30 PM CST

(0)

eeeeh hah.. this one wasnt funny until I read the site title again after seeing it.

XShrike

January 1st, 2006

11:54:59 PM CST

(0)

I still don't understand how she is still in the business.

NotanOption

January 1st, 2006

11:57:30 PM CST

(0)

Can you say no effort?

rx787

January 2nd, 2006

12:39:01 AM CST

(0)

omg, the best part is at the end of the clip when they BOO her...awesome!!!

Loli

January 2nd, 2006

12:53:31 AM CST

(0)

f*cking a.

Mech

January 2nd, 2006

1:43:36 AM CST

(0)

"5/5 for the LAN comment"

ianschmidt

January 2nd, 2006

1:53:42 AM CST

(0)

lan meaning in cs when you accuse somone off hacking you say prove it on lan ( local area network ) meaning she sucks wank in real life as well as on a record >_

meggy

January 2nd, 2006

2:56:22 AM CST

(0)

I remember seeing this live. I laughed my*ssoff for about the next 6 months...

ShaelRiley

January 2nd, 2006

6:40:07 AM CST

(0)

Wow. Ashless Simpson is unequivicabley terrible. Now we have proof--appreciated but more sad than funny. 3/5

Ryouba

January 2nd, 2006

9:19:42 AM CST

(0)

It's like a mix of a puppy whimpering mixed with nails on a chalkboard mixed with really bad karaoke. She's such a dumb bitch, and she needs to QUIT.

souba

January 2nd, 2006

10:20:18 AM CST

(0)

I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE AND DIE!

souba

January 2nd, 2006

10:21:22 AM CST

(0)

ASHLEE INCLUDED!

whoneedspants

January 2nd, 2006

10:29:03 AM CST

(0)

God, I couldn't even bear to hear out that entire song. That poor, poor girl.

Insert

January 2nd, 2006

11:34:05 AM CST

(0)

lol but Ashlee>your worthless mother

jorrar

January 2nd, 2006

12:06:45 PM CST

(0)

That song doesnt get out of my head! HELP!!

TehFunksta

January 2nd, 2006

12:08:43 PM CST

(0)

wow terrible. by LAN he meant like live, and not online. i guess. heh.

SpadeZ

January 2nd, 2006

12:12:53 PM CST

(0)

I call shenanigans on Ashlee Simpson

TheJRaff

January 2nd, 2006

12:35:48 PM CST

(0)

"I'll be your lemonade" ...what the hell does that mean? Anyway, 5'd.

FarEastWitch

January 2nd, 2006

12:40:27 PM CST

(0)

Ugh, my only satisfaction was the boos

MessedRocker

January 2nd, 2006

1:19:58 PM CST

(0)

THE BEAST MUST BE SLAIN! 5/5

festizian

January 2nd, 2006

1:55:25 PM CST

(0)

LOL. shes a mad haxor.

Dragon17013

January 2nd, 2006

2:40:37 PM CST

(0)

Hah, I remember that. BOOOOOO

dandamanyo22

January 2nd, 2006

5:35:05 PM CST

(0)

hahahah nice i sent this to all my friends who like ashlee simpson thanks

dizzybum

January 2nd, 2006

6:32:32 PM CST

(0)

It took me a year to forget about this. Good God, why is this girl a celebrity?

prizunur

January 2nd, 2006

6:37:38 PM CST

(0)

5 for the LAN comment. Nice work.

FlyingLaserJesus

January 2nd, 2006

6:59:56 PM CST

(0)

its funny because she cannot sing well.

ExpertPenguin

January 2nd, 2006

8:15:47 PM CST

(0)

Good god. -15 for the singing, +20 for the YTMND. *covers ears*

pwnage

January 2nd, 2006

10:04:06 PM CST

(0)

Its worse than AVRIL LAVIGNE! *runs for the hills*

bbc2

January 3rd, 2006

12:01:00 AM CST

(0)

My ears!! I'm guessing she got to be where she is now, based on looks; can't be much else.

trazcure

January 3rd, 2006

12:33:33 AM CST

(0)

i like it, damn she cant sing

ixian

January 3rd, 2006

12:34:14 AM CST

(0)

she's still hot

MasterSitsu

January 3rd, 2006

3:09:06 AM CST

(0)

wow. she's worse than Bounce Wigga.

bignickonthedrum

January 6th, 2006

2:36:11 PM CST

(0)

Lol, bitch got boo'ed.

Necro99

January 6th, 2006

3:39:52 PM CST

(0)

lawl

versus257

July 21st, 2006

3:24:18 PM CDT

(0)

She sucks so bad it's funny

juxtapose519

October 18th, 2006

6:52:33 PM CDT

(0)

you make me wanna.. UGH UGH UGH UGH... punch you in the HEAAAAD

Argento

April 15th, 2007

3:44:11 PM CDT

(0)

Victory.

Sturmrabe

April 17th, 2007

10:37:59 AM CDT

(0)

5 stars for this YTMND, -5 for her singing

KangarooKirby

May 2nd, 2007

2:15:33 AM CDT

(0)

Oh, gosh, that was terrible. She truly deserved a good booing, especially after that whole SNL thing.

DukeOfYork

May 4th, 2007

3:02:38 PM CDT

(0)

words make no sense, its not catchy, she has the worst voice ever. hope you die ashlee

mastersword

May 9th, 2007

2:02:21 PM CDT

(0)

i once heard a bird make that noise but then it died

Dystopian

May 12th, 2007

5:20:15 AM CDT

(0)

Keyword: "bad" lmao...

bodegit

May 20th, 2007

3:51:34 PM CDT

(0)

lay off the cigs, bitch.

KolYma

May 22nd, 2007

11:06:17 PM CDT

(0)

She's using an LCD monitor which is f*cking with her refresh rate.

KaosMaster

May 31st, 2007

3:18:01 AM CDT

(0)

who has two thumbs and doesnt give a crap?

Nitrous

June 6th, 2007

1:25:16 PM CDT

(0)

I'm guessing.... you?

EvilTurkey1021

June 3rd, 2007

1:55:16 PM CDT

(0)

Call the FPA... We have some more ear rape.

Nitrous

June 6th, 2007

1:26:58 PM CDT

(0)

Never really checked the comments till now. Thanks for the nice reception. It was quite terrible making this site as I had to endure countless hours listening to just the right audio clip to make this YTMND worthwhile. I'll try to cite image/sound, but that's going to be hard as this site is close to two years old now :(

jnorris441

June 22nd, 2007

10:34:06 PM CDT

(0)

booooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Edwardyay

June 15th, 2011

6:58:57 AM CDT

(0)

Is she in Porn yet? if not call me when she is.

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