tesseraktik's recent comments:

December 26th, 2010
On on the site ?Giza Pudding
After watching this, I think I'm going to have to go through all the sites I've 5'd in the past and downgrade all the ones that didn't fill me with glee as soon as they loaded.
December 14th, 2010
ORLY? I didn't like it yet on June 18th, and that didn't stop you from stopping.
September 15th, 2010
Well, on the plus side, porn IS still growing!

...although possibly only because Facebook has been gaining popularity in countries where "Porn" is a common surname.
September 15th, 2010
On on the site ?12
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This is 12 and what is this?
September 15th, 2010
On on the site ?Humanity™
I'd comment "Assimilate this!", but unfortunately, that line was spoken by a Klingon. So, I'll simply go with "To the last, I grapple with thee. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
August 9th, 2010
On on the site ?UTINI!
It's spelled "Utinni!"

...and don't come here saying "I'm just writing what it says on the cake!", 'cuz everyone knows cakes can't be trusted.
July 28th, 2010
I really like the audio, but sadly I do not feel competent to vote on this site, asI am blind and cannot accurately judge this site's visual component.
July 28th, 2010
chuchDaq bortaS jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'.

*sits back and waits for sex*
July 24th, 2010
On on the site ?brain freeze, baby.
James Bond was working for the Cardassians, all along!
July 22nd, 2010
...and apparently, neither can I.

Let's try this again:

      T͓͍̥͙̮̦̮ͤ͆ͩ́h̆̔͋ͬ̿͟͏̫̹̻̟͕̲
̦͈e̪̝̼̞̲̘͇̍̀͗ͥͨ ̪̤̺̞̜̜̦̌̑͒̍̾̄̅͗ͨ̆̔͋ͬ̿̕͟͏̫̹̻̟͕
    ̰͓͉̙̗̳͔̫ ṛ̢̪̖͕̲͍͓̐̐͊̑ͅḑ̲̦̂̈͐͐̒̄̿̾̽ỉ̴̼̫͍̞͎͇̦̗ȃͤ͊ͧͣ̃ͭ͞͏̲̗̥n̨̫͖͎ͪ̆ͭ̔̓̈́
 &
nbsp;   ̥̰̬̰ ̧͕̞̠͎̝̪̯̭ͥ̐̈̌ͪ̓h̢͕̟͚̳̩̺̤̓̎͋́͝ȋ̥͙̗̖̯͓̻͉v̥͎̬͈̭̻̬̭̱̉̑͊̀ͧ͡e̢̧͍̫͍͉͚̥̫ͪ͛̏ͨͣ

     
̰͓͉̙̗̳͔̫     ṛ̢̪̖͕̲͍͓̐̐͊̑ͅḑ̲̦̂̈͐͐̒̄̿̾̽ỉ̴̼̫͍̞͎͇̦̗ȃͤ͊ͧͣ̃ͭ͞͏̲̗̥n̨̫͖͎ͪ̆ͭ̔̓̈́
ͅ-̆̋̇͐͋

̡̥̽ͨ̽͛͘ṁ̙̮̪͔͔̬̣̟̀͝i̶̢̫̻̮͇̹̠̣ͧ͐n̸̢̯͍ͨͧd̵̼̎͒͟ ̈ͦͤ́҉͇͇͉̳ǫ͕͙͍̪͎̦͊̒ͪ͝f̹̖̭̫̜͍̹͆͗͂̂̿͠
̷̱s̸̜̩̝̠̙͇̜͕̦ͮ.̡̥͕̩̈́̔̏ͅ ̡̞̯̤͔͎̬̯̦ͥ̕ͅZ̮͎͉͍̓ͬ̑͒́ͨ͂̄a̾͗̃̌̂͗ͨ҉͉̪͇̻̟l̸̛͈̤̟̍̿ͨͣg̰̗̲̉oͩ̒ͩ͏̙͎͉̺̮͓̬̦.͆̚
July 22nd, 2010
T͓͍̥͙̮̦̮ͤ͆ͩ́h̆̔͋ͬ̿͟͏̫̹̻̟͕̲̦͈e̪̝̼̞̲̘͇̍̀͗ͥͨ ̪̤̺̞̜̜̦̌̑͒̍̾̄̅͗ͨ̆̔͋ͬ̿̕͟͏̫̹̻̟͕
̰͓͉̙̗̳͔̫ ṛ̢̪̖͕̲͍͓̐̐͊̑ͅḑ̲̦̂̈͐͐̒̄̿̾̽ỉ̴̼̫͍̞͎͇̦̗ȃͤ͊ͧͣ̃ͭ͞͏̲̗̥n̨̫͖͎ͪ̆ͭ̔̓̈́
̥̰̬̰ ̧͕̞̠͎̝̪̯̭ͥ̐̈̌ͪ̓h̢͕̟͚̳̩̺̤̓̎͋́͝ȋ̥͙̗̖̯͓̻͉v̥͎̬͈̭̻̬̭̱̉̑͊̀ͧ͡e̢̧͍̫͍͉͚̥̫ͪ͛̏ͨͣ

̰͓͉̙̗̳͔̫ ṛ̢̪̖͕̲͍͓̐̐͊̑ͅḑ̲̦̂̈͐͐̒̄̿̾̽ỉ̴̼̫͍̞͎͇̦̗ȃͤ͊ͧͣ̃ͭ͞͏̲̗̥n̨̫͖͎ͪ̆ͭ̔̓̈́
ͅ-̆̋̇͐͋
̡̥̽ͨ̽͛͘ṁ̙̮̪͔͔̬̣̟̀͝i̶̢̫̻̮͇̹̠̣ͧ͐n̸̢̯͍ͨͧd̵̼̎͒͟ ̈ͦͤ́҉͇͇͉̳ǫ͕͙͍̪͎̦͊̒ͪ͝f̹̖̭̫̜͍̹͆͗͂̂̿͠
̷̱s̸̜̩̝̠̙͇̜͕̦ͮ.̡̥͕̩̈́̔̏ͅ ̡̞̯̤͔͎̬̯̦ͥ̕ͅZ̮͎͉͍̓ͬ̑͒́ͨ͂̄a̾͗̃̌̂͗ͨ҉͉̪͇̻̟l̸̛͈̤̟̍̿ͨͣg̰̗̲̉oͩ̒ͩ͏̙͎͉̺̮͓̬̦.͆̚

̡͎̘̰ͭ̋̏̈͌́

Newfags can't Missingno.
July 21st, 2010
Then... ...then Ash's Charizard could go back to being a Charmander!
IT'D BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES! :')
July 17th, 2010
Hab SoSDaj Quch.
{Her mother has a smooth forehead!}
July 17th, 2010
Awesome, but like many others I thought the 'L' was a bit weak. I'd suggest one of the following (in order of descending awesomeness multiplied by relevance):

LANDO
LOL, internet
LEX Luthor
LINDSEY Lohan doesn't change facial expressions
LAZYTown
LIFEGUARD Whale
LIVING in the sunlight, LOVING in the moonlight, having a wonderful time!
The LINE must be drawn *here*!
You LOSE! Good *day*, Sir!
Epic Geordi (LaForge) Meneuver
LOUD noises


Now, the only question is: When will we be getting out PTKFGS A-B-C:s?
July 17th, 2010
On on the site ?Jurassic Park
"Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided NOT to endorse your park."

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
July 10th, 2010
WHY ARE THEY CLOSED!? WHY HAVE THEY CLOSED THEIR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC!?
July 10th, 2010
Reply to Lastimero's comment on the site ?Pokémon
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Glad you like it; I'm quite pleased with this one, and with the photo in particular. It was taken on a day when I was particularly aware of (or perhaps particularly overreacting over) my own age; a feeling that culminated when I brought out my old Pokémon card collection and saw that old Japanese Jungle Marowak that had introduced me to the franchise, and remembered the sense of mystery and adventure that it had spawned, along with some very fun playdates (...and, admittedly, way too much money, both from my own pocket and from my parents'). I wanted to immortalize that moment, so I set up that photo, and I feel it does the job quite well.

I'd argue that - art or not - it's the most artistic of my YTMND:s, as it's the only one that I've really put a piece of myself into, and that its purpose was both to express a feeling that I had and also to evoke an emotional response from others.

I can see what you mean about the visual clues, but at the same time I feel that would have been a bit insincere. I'm not an old man, after all (I'm twenty); I just feel that way a lot of the time.

Anyhow, thanks for the thoughtful commentary!
April 28th, 2010
He wanted to show him such... ...t-t-... ...t-t-... ...[i]tenderness[/i]! But that is not their way...
April 28th, 2010
Quite a healthy fantasy life, wouldn't you say?
April 28th, 2010
On on the site ?Beverly Crusher
Wesley's mom has got it goin' on!
April 11th, 2010
On on the site ?
I thought the privacy policy protected my personal information...?
April 8th, 2010
A still more glorious dawn awaits us; not a sunrise, but a Golden Sun rise.
April 8th, 2010
HIvmeH 'u' So'lu'.
April 8th, 2010
France's army has advanced? I thought all they did was retreat.

To determine your next course of action, please consult the "OH SNAP!" flowchart.
April 8th, 2010
On on the site ?That's HIS Carousel!
That's HIS machine! HIS MACHINE!
April 2nd, 2010
On on the site ?POLAND.YTMND.COM
YTMND 2.0 required POLAND 2.0
March 18th, 2010
Reply to jimmm's comment on the site ?Chadtales
Tales of derring do slick and 'ey-bad(?) Chad. TALES!
March 18th, 2010
Needs more hunchback joek. Like "LOLZ HUNCHBACK" and everybody's a hunchback, and the music goes along with it in a funny way. I'd totally 3 that.
March 17th, 2010
A bit esoteric, I know.
March 17th, 2010
On on the site ?Pokémon
Hmm, from watching this site's rating vary with the number of votes, I'm almost certain that only one user has 5'd this, whereas most have 1'd or 2'd it. Success!