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smurfthumper
February 14th, 2013
12:34:44 AM CST
Reply to paphan's comment on the site ?(nsfw) Nobody expects...
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The best thing about this site is imagining you meticulously cropping and pasting part of an image of a horse's penis over and over and over again.
smurfthumper
February 12th, 2013
6:02:34 PM CST
On on the site ?(nsfw) Nobody expects...
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WHORESTICK!
smurfthumper
February 4th, 2013
6:41:53 PM CST
On on the site ?WYBIWYBINMWHNMWPBTUITUATITU
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When you believe you believe in what you believe you believe in--no matter what you believe you believe happens, no matter what people believe they believe happens--the ultimate ultimate's ultimate ultimate is the ultimate ultimate's ultimate ultimate, and this is the ultimate ultimate's ultimate ultimate.
smurfthumper
January 29th, 2013
10:49:33 PM CST
On on the site ?Sloppy Swish
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The tigers cum at night.
smurfthumper
March 25th, 2012
12:09:59 PM CDT
On on the site ?And I called your name...
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I thought about grabbing this domain. I didn't, though. Now I feel like a chump.
smurfthumper
July 5th, 2010
6:13:09 PM CDT
Reply to smurfthumper's comment on the site ?With Weird and Gilly
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Girl?
smurfthumper
July 5th, 2010
6:12:02 PM CDT
On on the site ?With Weird and Gilly
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Who's that weird-looking guy with Gilly?
smurfthumper
March 25th, 2010
9:59:50 AM CDT
Reply to smurfthumper's comment on the site ?Sean Connery's Still Got It
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And why is it so still?
smurfthumper
March 25th, 2010
9:59:20 AM CDT
On on the site ?Sean Connery's Still Got It
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So which tit is Connery's "go tit"?
smurfthumper
March 25th, 2010
9:51:42 AM CDT
On on the site ?"She's my daughter" *sigh* *slap* *whimper*
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Ya wanna know what Jack thinks of phony transatlantic accents? *This* is what Jack thinks of phony transatlantic accents!!! I'd say Jack "didn't ask," but he did.
smurfthumper
March 23rd, 2010
12:01:22 AM CDT
On on the site ?IARAIAGDR
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Knife trick fail.
smurfthumper
February 25th, 2010
10:52:10 PM CST
On on the site ?Gib mir mein Destillat
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Noggo? (No go?)
smurfthumper
February 25th, 2010
10:51:33 PM CST
On on the site ?Gib mir mein Destillat
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Gib mir dein Destillat, N*gg*.
smurfthumper
November 16th, 2009
8:40:22 PM CST
Reply to biologicalcomponent's comment on the site ?OMG, Secret Commie REI Store !!
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Am thoroughly aware of this.
smurfthumper
November 10th, 2009
7:57:53 PM CST
On on the site ?This was why DOS games were the best.
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I figured Bob Ross would have been among the serious players. Oh, well.
smurfthumper
November 10th, 2009
2:59:38 PM CST
Reply to veritablybearable's comment on the site ?OMG, Secret Commie REI Store !!
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Don't mention it.
smurfthumper
November 10th, 2009
2:25:29 PM CST
Reply to circumgoy's comment on the site ?OMG, Secret Commie REI Store !!
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Ha ha! Cyrillic fail!
smurfthumper
October 19th, 2009
11:18:07 PM CDT
Reply to paphan's comment on the site ?Poetry After Adorno: Spielberg Edition
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I have no idea what that even means. I'll bet leopoldandloeb does, however.
smurfthumper
October 19th, 2009
10:55:14 PM CDT
Reply to paphan's comment on the site ?Poetry After Adorno: Spielberg Edition
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This comment is almost Molly Bloom-like in its affirmative potential.
smurfthumper
October 19th, 2009
10:07:47 PM CDT
Reply to PoHandle's comment on the site ?Poetry After Adorno: Spielberg Edition
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I just assumed that domain was already taken.
smurfthumper
October 19th, 2009
10:00:51 PM CDT
On on the site ?Poetry After Adorno: Spielberg Edition
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I'm not too keen on most of what he had to say.
smurfthumper
October 4th, 2009
5:43:02 PM CDT
On on the site ?DUCKBURG
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Will Launchpad remain . . . uncut? *hangs head*
smurfthumper
October 4th, 2009
2:11:43 PM CDT
On on the site ?DUCKBURG
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Sinner.
smurfthumper
July 1st, 2009
3:29:39 PM CDT
On on the site ?The Inner Workings of YTMND
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He's just a poor boy; he needs no sympathy.
smurfthumper
June 11th, 2009
11:53:27 AM CDT
On on the site ?Pitt Stop
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So you're saying I should have separated that shiz with some commas?
smurfthumper
May 29th, 2009
1:48:35 AM CDT
Reply to MasterAL's comment on the site ?Tee Time Won't Be the Same Without Madonna
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"My Donna." If it had been "darling," I might have come away from this feeling I had made a more impressive stretch.
smurfthumper
May 27th, 2009
6:16:25 PM CDT
Reply to an's comment on the site ?Pitt Stop
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His case is, after all, a curious case.
smurfthumper
May 27th, 2009
12:22:32 PM CDT
Reply to an's comment on the site ?Pitt Stop
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It was a good death! (He also dies in Devil's Own, and, in a roundabout way, in Benjamin Button. I had to make sacrifices to keep it under 3MB.)
smurfthumper
May 27th, 2009
10:47:16 AM CDT
On on the site ?Kurt Cobain is Stuck
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Sometimes it seems like no one appreciates a good loop sync anymore.
smurfthumper
May 27th, 2009
9:55:07 AM CDT
Reply to Fluk3's comment on the site ?Chewbacca's Hidden Talent
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Is "play Baby Elephant" some sort of euphemism for masturbation?