This YTMND sucks. I do not approve of this use of my likeness in this manner. Expect notice to be issued from my lawyers at 20th Century Fox. Thank you and have a honorable death.

This is how poop should be.

Atheists aren't an organized group, asshat. Perhaps you meant "FASCIST DICTATORSHIPS". I know its a hard one to spell and all :(

religion is poison

Awesome. TORUS HOOTERS with save us all (mathematically speaking)

Pretty. However, there is no good.

old

How the hell is there *grass* next to an alley? Oh wait, Wyoming.

nice fake lol

Sounds like scientologists. WHAT CRIMES HAVE YOU COMMITTED?!?!?!?!?

Richard Karn approves.

Hitler Yankovich

Fingerpaints would have been better.

20 yrs old now? pic plz

Awesome. I remember those. I used to read them to Brad and Randy and that other kid back when I was on home improvement in the 90s. Did you know that Tim Allen's real name is Tim Dick? I didn't find that out until years later. LOL.

Spammers get 1'ed

One'd because it included Creed.