It isn't moving cause they canceled the f*cking CTA.

It's OK but it leaves a lot to the imagination. Are they taking turns felching her? Are there any new orifices to penetrate resulting from the fall? Inquiring minds like Lakitu want to know.

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The WHOLE troops?

Trolling Facebook is like ripping off WalMart. Way too easy, and you look like a lazy douche when you get caught.

Wut do you liek to drink?

Screech and Rick Astley just wanted to go on as washed-up has-beens from another era, happy with an occasional VH1 "Where are They Now" segment, but you bastards wouldn't leave them alone. You and your damn Legion have to dredge them through a million dumb iterations so that media critics and Critical Studies PhD students at Oberlin can jack off to their own brilliance when they discuss the relevant features of the post-structuralist, participant-reflexive media-space. Leave Britney Alone.

Va te faire foutre.

Maybe I'm thinking too much, but did Air Bud burn down his dog house, file a fraudulent insurance claim and then get whacked by a goon Siamese cat from Lady and the Tramp? F*cking Disney bastards.

What I want to know is, how long have you been sitting on this? Absolutely awesome. Nice edge burn and lip movements.

Alert the internets. DarthWang has put out contracts on the lives of Patrick Stewart and Sean Connery. And don't give me that, "I was just saying if they die, you f*cking retard." I know how to read between lines.

Pretentious Dadaist Crap. Just the sort of thing I'm proud to help promote.

I googled "Johnny Quest gif format" and your statement came up third, so it must be true!

Do you have what it takes to be an artist? Call now and we'll send you a free art test! It's fun and easy.

The U of C recently purchased the building that houses the Chicago Theological Seminary. They're kicking out the seminary, a long-time breeding ground for left-leaning clergymen (The Reverend Jesse Jackson's an alum) and turning it into "The Milton Friedman Institute," an intellectual home for Chicago School free-marketeers consolidated into a single space much like Stanford's "Hoover Institute." LOL.

Cite your sources properly. Don't you know we have standards and practices around here? lol.

Joe Camel, motherf*cker.

You're not my n*gg*, whore.

I tried this Secrete thing and it just made my sheets sticky. F*ckin' thing, sucks.

I cast C*ck of the Infinite on my nine thousand penises before I stick them all through every one of O's orifices at once.

should be HOC at the end, but that doesn't change the facts. Donatello's down in Guantanello is still the 20th hijacker.

RWTCNTGHAC. Wait, I see WTC in there. MUTANT TURTLES DID 9/11!!!

who's alt are you anyway? I like your comment history. If you're going to pretend to be new, you might want to be a bit more subtle.

F*ggy short film with poorly implied narrative. 10,000 redo of a dead fad. Why did you even bother? Fail. (Hey, you invoke inkdrinker, you deal with the consequences.)

Um, it's cool and all, but don't take this the wrong way, completely gay.

Ha ha, the trolling commenter got deleted, and these response now make no sense out of context. Yeah Bob, I've been pretty busy, but I'll return at some point with something.

I am the operator of my pocket calculator.

I can't think of another B-list celebrity I'd rather get stalked by than Scott Bakula.

Awesome, Bob.

The part in the quotation marks was something I posted in response to one of X2's sites implying that the KKK should kill an apparently gay YTMNDer. It was kind of a throwaway insult post on my part for a dumb hate-mongering site. For some reason, X2 saw fit to respond to that comment here with his senseless rant. I found it all very amusing.