That story was f*cking epic. Truly literary genius. The morale of the story is, whenever there's trouble (i.e. zombies), there will always be a weapon either attached to a wall or buried half an inch below the ground, and the way to pick up chicks is to save them from said zombies. Hell, you don't even need to say anything to them, they'll just take off their braw and have sex with you on a tombstone. 5/5

DAMN IT, NICK! You didn't censor my goddamn Email!

Good god. For one thing, yes, it's a game. Second, he is NOT freaking Gordon.

:o you stole that joke from Clover, didn't you?

Yeah, you only have 20 minutes to dodge that knife.

D: NOOO! NOT THE MULLET DUDE! YOU BASTARD!

+3 for FMJ, +2 for IE

KILLING SPREE!

+5 for Saddler getting totally BURNED

Those bastards at Blizzard...

>=D

+5 for anti-Paris Hilton. Song is from Requiem for a Dream, or something.

Interesting, Shads. So very, very interesting...

RE4 + MGS = total win

Jesus H. Christ, you have scorched my eyes beyond repair

Ok, what the hell is PBF?

That is really f*cked up.

Oh, duh. But still, why not someone cool like The Fear?

Nice, but what is that being held by you (or whoever made the screenshot), it looks like you're holding a tazer.

Niiiice, what map is that?

*bows down* I am not worthy! I am not worthy!

Haha, that's cool. Though in pictures like these I can't help but feel sorry for the fat guy who gets embarressed.

Ha, nice.

Haha, that's good, especially for a first YTMND (better then my first)

Holy sh*t that's disturbing.

How do you pose ragdolls in Doom 3? Is there some kind of Doom version of Garry's mod?

Cool. I'm guessing that song's called Sergeant Grumbles?

I.... I don't get it.... :/

Oh... he does.... (I watched the movie again) Ok, scratch my last post.

That was so f*cking funny, but in my opinion it should have been called "Metal Gear Pope" or something. Still, 5/5 (god, I'm going to hell)