crunchyfrog234's recent comments:

February 6th, 2009
Of course. What he's saying is, "If you were my 'bitch' (ie. wife or girlfriend), I would happily pay for your food. However, since you are not, you, sir, must purchase your own damn fries." (Note that I'm assuming he's speaking to a man in the quote)
January 21st, 2009
Damn, I'd hate to see what he does if they flunk.
October 11th, 2008
At first, I actually thought the sound clip was real. You have a good newscaster voice, if that's actually you talking.
October 7th, 2008
Actually, his birthday was yesterday. He's mad because they forgot about it, and he got really sad.
August 23rd, 2008
On on the site ?Joker's epic maneuver
The Joker is not a good magician. Everyone knows it's not enough to make something disappear; you have to bring it back.
Ron Perlman actually did play the voice of Clayface on the Batman cartoon.
August 23rd, 2007
Okay, I was originally going to give a 4, but then I read the site description and changed it to a 5. My favorite part is the laughing in time with the music at the end.
August 15th, 2007
I'm actually more interested in seeing what happens when you press "bake time."
August 11th, 2007
On on the site ?Johnny Cage triumphs.
On the one hand, I want to give you credit for blowing up that god damn cat. On the other hand, you still used that god damn cat, and I hate that god damn cat so much.
You had to put in that f*cking cat.
On on the site ?Jimmy Gets Accepted
I was afraid this was going to turn into NEDM, then you pulled Quantum Leap out of nowhere and restored some of my faith in humanity.
On on the site ?Batman Kills Kids
Yeah, that kid was probably the dumbest part of an otherwise awesome movie. 5 for Batman nonchalantly tossing live explosives to children.
June 20th, 2007
As far as the ears go, I kind of like having just Jon there because it makes it a little less obvious what's happening, so there's the opportunity to have that brief moment of "Wait, what? Ohhh....."
June 20th, 2007
Fixed sound
June 17th, 2007
My favorite part is Malcolm's reaction to Blood Sucking Lawyer, and then Lawyer's ridiculous face after biting Malcolm.
On on the site ?Spoiler T-Shirt
What is "the villagers sacrifice the policeman" from?
January 8th, 2007
"I'd've just put the box down and ran for it." That's what the guy does, actually.
January 5th, 2007
On on the site ?Beware the Bloop
I've heard that, but apparently no known cephalopods have the kind of respiratory apparatus necessary to generate a sound that loud.
January 5th, 2007
Also, "Iff'n you ain't the grand-daddy of all liars."
January 5th, 2007
Has anyone else seen The Big Country? Because I think some of the quotes, for instance "Teach your grandmother to suck eggs" and "I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me" are taken from that movie. Not that that's a bad thing, because it's an awesome movie.
October 1st, 2006
On on the site ?Johnny Cash is EMO!
If anyone is emo because of this song, it's Trent Reznor. Johnny Cash was not emo. He had more talent and sheer awesomeness in one drop of sweat than all emo bands ever. Combined. And that includes bands that haven't been formed yet.
August 24th, 2006
Poor guy
August 24th, 2006
On on the site ?lol, intercourse
"lol. sounds like a marching army tho." I thought it kind of did, too. And given the position Ronald's arm is already in, I think the next logical step is to make marching Nazi Ronald.
August 24th, 2006
I love Tim Curry going "Captain!"
August 24th, 2006
On on the site ?Howie is Disturbed?!
I noticed that while watching The Aristocrats.
August 24th, 2006
"NEDM isn't funny anymore" Was it ever?
August 23rd, 2006
Captain Jack is so good at DDR he doesn't even need to look at the screen.
August 22nd, 2006
That quote is from Episode 5
August 22nd, 2006
On on the site ?Myspace Jedi Genocide
It should be "I am the senate."
August 21st, 2006
"Make him smash into not go through it" Or get turned into a charred corpse