we'll always have paris

so i made a big mistake, try to see it once my wayaaayayayayyyyy

verily

remember that time you tried to drill a hole in your head?

eject, as there is plenty of oxygen to breathe in the outer space of a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

no really, this site changed my life. thanks, bud select

just...yes

yes, of course!

hilarity ensued

the song alone gave me a boner, but not in the metacognitive sense

the highest quality of all sites

verily, and such

grandpa mac had alzheimers, and was moody. sometimes he would pet max the dog, but sometimes he would smack max the dog. the day i first saw this, grandpa smacked max in the head. then he looked at me and laughed, having very little awareness of his own actions.

sites like this make rooting for the bengals worthwhile

Davey was on his feet before he saw the signal for the touchdown, knowing that this was his only chance for glory. No time to quibble, no time to wait.

money in the bank, shorty what you drank

verily, i encouage this site

"crumbing" - the act of eating toast over someone's head, causing crumbs to fall in and around their domepiece

i inadvertently learned how to do the twist. and somewhere along the line...I FELL IN LOVE

this cab has a dent in it

i once heard a high school band perform this song. they called down the thunder and YES, i got it

per jimmy eat world: "sweetness"

time and space are intertwined. think of a tablecloth. objects in the tablecloth, like galaxies and stars and planets, create obstructions - or indentations, more accurately - in the fabric of spacetime. large obstructions that "bend" spacetime can even bend light. if an obstruction is massive enough to "bend" light to the point of "breaking," then you've got yourself a black hole, partner.

remembered this in the shower this morning. hot water stimulates my neurons in frightful ways