Xenu's recent comments:

March 21st, 2007
I just shat on a pillow. On my rock pillow in my eternal prison of course but nonetheless. Incredibleousousous
June 29th, 2006
I have a better choice after watching this video: Freeing me.
June 14th, 2006
MY SOLDIERS!!! DESTROY MY PRISON AND SET ME FREE!!!
June 14th, 2006
I XENU, DEMAND MY MYSTERY SONG BE PLAYED!
June 14th, 2006
If Jesus needs and ally, tell him to give me a call.
June 13th, 2006
Looks like a blockbuster too me.
June 13th, 2006
On on the site ?Xenu Ends it All...
Suicide is for the weak.
June 13th, 2006
On on the site ?Xenu, Xenu
I like bunnies.
June 13th, 2006
On on the site ?Xenu is...
Ah I remember recording that song. I invented the word wigger after hanging out with those three.
June 12th, 2006
They need more money so that they can get a charger for this so-called "eternal battery." It's getting weaker .
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?Xenu's Livejournal
GO TO MY SITE AND HELP ME GET FREED!
June 12th, 2006
That reminds of my little hijinks when I was younger. Oh the days.
June 12th, 2006
I am not a jerk I was merely worried about the population of my 143 planets and decided to take action. That was all. NOW FREE ME!
June 12th, 2006
That looks nasty.
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?lol scientology
THATS MY SPACE PLANE!!!
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?
That song is quite melodic. Tom came bye and played it for me. Stephanie is quite the looker too.
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?WTF? Scientology??
Xenu approves the use of Cartman.
June 12th, 2006
That was a good show. Especially when they were talking while under the influence of marijuana. Incredible drug that green leaf is.
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?Scientology is Smart
That is some entertaining silly talk.
June 12th, 2006
I want him to be my assistant when I get freed from this prison. I shall call him, Kif.
June 12th, 2006
Hey, while you guys are up in that Death thingy. Can you guys look for me on Google Earth and destroy this barrier? It's really starting to piss me off.
June 12th, 2006
That was interesting.
June 12th, 2006
I remember that day. GIVE IT BACK WIGGER!
June 12th, 2006
Not only shall I punish them, I'll trap them in a room FULL OF CANDY. TAKE IT WEAK MINDED ONES!
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?Artie.
Someone locate that man, and tell him to free me from this mountain prison.
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?How Scientology Works
Bullsh*t + Tom Cruise - Xenu = Bullsh*t.
June 12th, 2006
IF TOM LOVED ME HE WOULD SAVE ME FROM THIS f*ckING MOUNTAIN PRISON
June 12th, 2006
OH SNAP!
June 12th, 2006
Kick some *ss Sean, Kick some Tom Cruise ass. God if I have to see Risky Business again in here I'm going to kill myself.
June 12th, 2006
On on the site ?FREE XENU!
Thank god they gave me internet in here. I'm not sure where I am, but I think I saw some arab guy talking about jihad or something, silly religion. FREE ME!