Wurglemorts' recent comments:

January 1st, 2008
May we all take a moment to realize the sheer genius behind this fright. It's strangely symbolic that the way you actually beat both the baboon and the screamer, is by closing the window. Not in the image, but in the browser itself. It could be said that the only reason the baboon gets through is because we keep the window open, and thus let it in...
February 6th, 2007
Fievt. The ultimate in gr8 justice.
February 2nd, 2007
I see a template fad in the making... Win!
February 1st, 2007
Some of us like our hive of scum and villainy. So there.
January 31st, 2007
On on the site ?Vista VS OSX
"looks like microsoft learned to copy paste lol" Which is horribly ironic, since Apple Computer introduced the clipboard, cut, copy, and paste in the first place. They're copying the company's tech, using the company's tech!
January 31st, 2007
On on the site ?Vista and Leopard
Faux-Aaron, not true. The Widgets float around freely in dashboard, true, but you choose them from a list at the bottom of the screen, which becomes nothing more than a little expanding + button in the bottom left of the screen.
January 28th, 2007
On on the site ?Marathon
Durandal and Tycho are good friends of mine. Classic Mac gaming for the absolute win. This series made Doom look like friggin' Pong. Go to http://trilogyrelease.bungie.org/ for total win.
January 14th, 2007
That was honestly friggin creepy. The bricks. I shat them.
January 14th, 2007
Bad shop-job, and bad sound edit. Epic fail.
January 12th, 2007
NSFW was applied to it due to "politically incorrect content". I know that several other "secret nazi" sites have been killed because they were deemed offensive.
January 11th, 2007
"Whatcha gonna do brother??!" Probably become an hero. *loses ipod, looks for gun*
January 11th, 2007
Seriously. I've lost all my hope for the future of video games. First the Kenner Investments lawsuit against the gaming big three, and now this.
December 11th, 2006
Would that be over 9000 then? Looks like the dialer from Stargate. Amirite?
December 11th, 2006
*Has a wii, is getting an xbox 360 next year* I'm sorry; the whole "physical interaction" concept is good fun, but the 128 MB 'Hollywood' graphics card just doesn't cut it in the slightest against the other next-gen consoles. The wii is fun and all, but hasn't evolved to the point that I'm even willing to call it close to next-gen in its technology. It's using nearly the identical chipset that was used for the PS2, for crying out loud. I'll be getting an xbox 360 next year to compensate. I like graphics.
December 11th, 2006
Naw, nobody's pen0r is that jagged around the base. Its Godzilla sitting on a skyscraper. Still buttsecks though.
December 11th, 2006
On on the site ?
Five because you have every fact perfectly straight and did a damn fine job of putting it all together. But anyways, we all know that Santa's sleigh does not travel by conventional methods. Rather, utilizing the extreme cold at the North Pole to his advantage, Santa has perfected a method by which the bioelectric energy from running reindeer can actually fold space-time not only onto itself, but through, allowing him to exist in more than one place at once. In physics, he technically never even leaves home.
December 11th, 2006
On on the site ?
Five because you have every fact perfectly straight and did a damn fine job of putting it all together. But anyways, we all know that Santa's sleigh does not travel by conventional methods. Rather, utilizing the extreme cold at the North Pole to his advantage, Santa has perfected a method by which the bioelectric energy from running reindeer can actually fold space-time not only onto itself, but through, allowing him to exist in more than one place at once. In physics, he technically never even leaves home.
December 10th, 2006
I'm surprised she doesn't bust out into a long-winded tirade about "Enemies of God include: Superman (he's not human and therefore not a son of God), any scientist (they teach that we can leave our God-given earth if we want to), any fiction writer (nuff said), etc."
December 10th, 2006
Besides, the fact that they are integrated as changing billboards and such is pretty cool if you ask me, especially since once they turn them on, I can finally take a pack of C4 to a fifty-foot tall picture of "The King". Tried that once in real life. City planning comission didn't like me very much...
December 10th, 2006
What this is, first of all, is not Spyware. It's Adware. Secondly, it's not like some massive banner ad pops up in the middle of the game to sell you Viagra, or "Free Adult Singles!", or anything like that. Thirdly, unlike adware and spyware, Battlefield 2142 doesn't duplicate itself to every file folder on your computer and any other one you connect to. It doesn't self-replicate. Besides, you honestly see more advertising during a walk down the street, and you don't complain.
November 17th, 2006
Five'd because I work Loss Prevention as Best Buy and I see stuff like this happen every day. Though I don't work tomorrow (launch day/"armageddon"), I'd imagine that whoever will be watching the door will see some sort of sh*t go down.
November 5th, 2006
On on the site ?Lol nedm
So they let you out of your tightly sealed garbage can again? I think this calls promptly for a "LoOk At mE I'M An aTtEnTiOn WhOrE!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy-one!" One'd on account of and in accordance with how many balls you have.
November 3rd, 2006
Wait a second... Looks a little bit like a Mac there... a couple rounds of Bungie's Marathon trilogy perhaps then?
November 2nd, 2006
"...goddamn, PC rules!!" lol. I bet he carries around that friggin' Dell briefcase-sized laptop every day. To him this is tiny in comparison and therefore high-tech. Put the same setup (speedwise and compatibility-wise) into a laptop case less than an inch thick and with a higher res screen and then we're talking (Like the setup I have)! Can't fault on the ingenuity though. Cool case mod to say the least.
November 2nd, 2006
On on the site ?Why, Macbook...WHY?
Either someone has been handling cholocate, ass-fudge, rust, or a combination of the three. Always remember to clean regularily. Unless you have similar streaks on your car in which case I do not judge you. Your choice of bum-love against metal surfaces is completely voluntary.
November 2nd, 2006
I give you 2 stars. One because my Macbook Pro (on which I'm typing this) is running a full-fledged copy of Windows XP Pro just fine, and the second star just because the photo quality is good.
October 28th, 2006
On on the site ?Set Phasers to ROCK!
Set a course for the "Halloffame" system, warp factor five. Make it so. ...also c*cks.
October 3rd, 2006
On on the site ?Vista and Leopard
I still can't get over how golden it was when Apple's lead Mac OS X developer came out on stage just to pick apart every copied feature of Windows Vista. That and the video where Steve Balmer is demonstrating the "new" and "revolutionary" features of Vista, and some guy dubbed Mr. Balmer's voice over top of a video capture of himself (the creator) operating in Mac OS X, duplicating every feature Balmer mentions, on a system already nearly two years old.
October 3rd, 2006
Fived for recognition of the best in the business. Perhaps one day, Bill Gates will pass away, and someone else will rise to power within Microsoft and they'll realize they were better off when they were developing software specifically for Apple.
October 3rd, 2006
On on the site ?
"uber-leet XP copies?" Let's consider which system was released first, shall we? And may I ask, where is that Vista system I've heard so much about? Still in beta? What's that, it gets pushed back a little more each time Apple has a conference too? So sad...