best f*cking show ever

I took one of those babies back in danang, my leg had to be amputated, but I rose above it.

this is the worst piece of sh*t that i have ever seen. anyone that gives this a five needs to be raped repeatedly.

what a dick.

transformers ftw

oh my god win!

get aids

crappy synth rock ftw!

"If I'm not back in five minutes, do me a favore... call HQ, tell them to go to the volcano, i'm sooo sorry

while both hosts were fantastic, i honestly liked Joel better. But the series never lost steam even without him. 5'd.

Robert Altman needs adding

i lawled

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded and she will give you head.

Donald Trump is c*ckbag, but this was true pwnage

*begins slow clap*

quit acting like the guy's a hero. A stand up comic should know how to handle hecklers.

you're all just mad cause he owned you. I say kudos to him for making so many people reveal their true dumbass-ness.

Holy Crap! I see that every time i go down to Cleveland