When I had to get my special vegetarian meals bussed in while I was at summer camp, I should've just told the other kids I was just a DIFFERENT kind of carnivore. That would've stopped them from pelting me with pinecones in the back I bet.
If you were born in the late 1400's, you would rival Michelangelo. If you were born in the late 1800's, you would have surpassed Hitler. If you were born in the late 1900's, you would dominate an obscure website devoted to posting pictures or animated gifs of things with audio that was hilariously appropriate. 5 stars.
"Coming" alludes to death, "pores" alludes to romantic relationships, and "skin" alludes to "sisters or female cousins". WWF is Shakespearian in regard to literary prose and metaphor.
I just pictured the total annihilation of the human race. Then I pictured aliens finding the one remaing trace of our species: this site. The aliens would likely be intrigued.
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