Cute, original and slightly profane. Ordinary such efforts merit a 4 in my book. But the seedling of Vote5tmndism must be uprooted before it comes to deadly blossom. I must downvote this site for the continuance of ethical voting and fadding policies.

Very nice twist. I love how the tools he gets have nothing to do with the nazi bookburning.

I probably should have gotten rid of the watermarks and all, but I'm just such a darned noob photoshopping that crab in frame by frame was work enough for me.

I actually, honest-to-God, "QQ'd". This story made me cry with sad. Just a little. Maybe just mist up a bit. It must have been the music. Very well done. The YTMND, not the story... that could use an editor.