This is win. Absolutely great.

Hehe, this is why I don't watch any "political" news shows other than The Daily Show/Colbert Report. Alternative comment: Win.

That was... wow... I don't really know what to put here since that was so great. Dang true. Uh... yeah...

Excellently well done, you clearly took your time on this. For a while, I was suspecting this was fake/satire, but you even put in very credible sources. (well, aside from the wikipedia one, but at least it wasn't crediting the wikipedia /page/, just the sources used on it) You, sir, have won the debate which I didn't know existed.