Lulz: No less than two years ago, Hal claimed his mother died. This was during a donation drive, because Hal is an unemployed sack of sh*t who relies on income from his listeners.

Some "Defenders of the Internet" YTMND turns out to be. Anonymous has been at this for days. Why can't you do sh*t like this? GET WITH THE TIMES YTMND

All I had left in Paypal then. Sorreh O_O

I'm gonna be honest, dude. This was very funny. Why don't you stick to making stuff like this instead?

*sniff*

Syncan is sexy O_O

I for one welcome our new Google overlords

..that.. looks.. so.. CUTE

Also consider yourself sponsored

....Oh.. that.. is.. so... good. And morons; he did not 'own' the original YTMND. This is however beyond the scope of your understanding, because parody is something alien to you.

...have my babies ^^

Hehe, awesome. Actually you get to use the browser for free entirely if you download it before July 2007.

Failed, because no atheist kills people because they are an atheist. This is because there are no atheist holy scriptures (because *tadadum* atheism is not a religion) that tell them to. HOWEVER, religious holy scriptures repeatedly make references to killing people who aren't like you, and this has led to a frightening number of death. Besides, you chose to substitute 'christians' with 'catholics' in this YTMND, because you know exactly how high that number would be.

I just realized that all of Whetstone's YTMNDs are now rivaling the "I love pills and Kelsey" YTMND in the 'sponsored YTMND with lowest rating ever' category. The difference is that the Kelsey one actually made me laugh (once), whereas all this does is make me want to give Max 2000 bucks if he promises to use it to hire someone to kill Whetstone.

Wuv you Max ^^

This is a very good idea. I don't think the 'affluent' will control YTMND because all they can do with that money is more exposition on the main page, in one area. By sponsoring, they may actually cause their rating to go down. How much money they have does not determine the final rating of their YTMND. In the end, what this feature would do is give Max a ton of money, and keep YTMND alive. Isn't that the best thing ever? ^^

Max, I request a feature that allows a user to donate money towards hiring an assassin to kill annoying idiots like Whetstone.

I cried Good job ^^

I require some pea-ness =/

Paint-text is a bit annoying, but 5 nonetheless. Thank you for not including a life-changing message in this YTMND ^_^

There's a thought indeed. Stop using the internet. Also stop eating cheeseburgers. The bible prohibits that sh*t.

I feel happy when I realize only 28% of the population is christian where I live, and probably only 10% of THOSE are like you.

Let me base my vote on the quality of this YTMND, rather than my 'religious standpoint'. 1

So basically the point the original YTMND flew completely over your head... right? What colour is the sky in your world? I'd like to know.

You sicken me

You do however get a five for reminding me of "The Unknown Creature".

It's a dog. He's probably standing up to try and catch a bug it saw. My dog does this all the time.

You fail for not knowing who Jerry Jackson is

Note to self: using statistics from a fictional source will really piss off people who believe the fictional source contains TEH TRUTH

I will only accept this apology if I receive said 'love'. Meet me behind the post office at 11