611...come ON guys, can't you do better than this?

This is genius! Have a well earned win

Meh, he doesn't actually call it a bigfoot...he seems too rational for a funny call.

Un-friggin-belivable...have a win.

This is PASTA!!!

That's awesome.

I laughed, I cried, I fav'd.

Not bad for a first try...like they said, you need to be more, well, dramatic. Too monotone; don't be afraid to ham it up when doing a dramatic reading (and chuckling or laughing is out; try re-reading it aloud over and over till it isn't funny anymore). Damnation, though, this girl is just so stupid, the content makes up for it...nice work overall for a first time.

Awesomeness.

Wait, this isn't original? Now I feel extra dirty...but I don't change my votes. Next time I'll just be more careful... Seriously, no one ever sent this to me back in the day...I uh, don't have friends.

4'd for cheating; sometimes you substituted more than just the word "pants". I know, I know, it was for the sake of grammar, but still...the best ones are the ones where you really did only substitute the word "pants"