It's very discouraging how little so many of the posters understand about government. They continually complain how corrupt the government is, then think the answer to this is /more government/, as if making it bigger is going to cure social problems. They think allowing for a freer, fairer market to provide for various services instead of having a large, wasteful central government equates to selfishness and hatred to those people a small minority of the people the forcibly taken money would have gone to.
"Has nobody ever seen Jurassic Park? All you have to do is listen to the guy
talk to figure out whats gonna happen. Still good though. -1 for n00bs who
don't pay attention" - Friend, it's been a very long time since many of us have seen Jurassic Park. The movie came out in 1993. It is now 2007. Yes, I realized what was going on... AFTER IT WAS TOO LATE!
You know.. Joel Godard is always hillariously funny on Conan. The expression of Joel in this just lends itself perfectly to this application and it kinda fits with the kind of stuff they might do with Joel in the show, because he's portrayed as one creepy character. I was going to give you a 4... THEN HE POPPED OUT AT ME! WHOA!
This is bad. Very very very bad. Perhaps it's funny if you don't shut it off in a desperate attempt to save your ears when that damn square wave pops up, but before that, it's crap. And you know, you're trying to make some statement about fads or something else, but, it's really just annoying crap. Given the choice being the most overused, overdone fad, and the absolute sh*t the "poland" YTMNDs tend to be, I'll take that incredibly overused, no longer in the least way funny fad over this.
You know, those of you screaming that the "poland" at the end is spitting in the FPA's face (As if anyone actually cares what you name your little disfunctional cult), you obviously deserve some spitting in your face. Especially after that disgusting other YTMND with the horrible distortion noise. You guys really need to stop making those "poland" YTMNDs.
Well, this is the site that was launched by a picture of Sean Connery repeatedly saying, "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!" So obviously, sound to go with pictures is key.
Am I the only one who thinks it's more likely these two cavemen were strangling each other to death? Probably over a tiny piece of meat smaller than a hotdog...
Damn. I always thought I was surrounded by little kids on YTMND, but I didn't expect to actually SEE them in motion. X.X Errr, all jokes aside, I guess the age comments are a little tasteless, it's just a bit shocking. It's kind of like... imagine if you're in a restraunt with your peers, and then you blink, and suddenly you're smack dab in the center of a middle school, surrounded by people ten years younger than you. It's like that, it's a little disconcerting. Also, you don't look 15 in the video. ;)
I'm guessing masturbate isn't anywhere on that list, huh? ... Hey, com'n, you'd at least probably not feel like doing anything for the rest of the day and put off suicide until tomorrow. ;)
Oh com'n. Stop with the silly "raiding" over something like your silly line not getting picked. Let's at least pretend to act like mature adults for a little while. I mean, I'm getting tired of people cringing or shuddering when I say I like YTMND. Let's just stick to more worthwhile pursuits, like making Sean Connery fart putting happy cat's face on everything known to man.
Well obviously someone who can actually make decisions there decided that it wasn't worth the money to pay an actor to say "Do a barrel roll." and then pay to have it distributed over phone networks as a ringtone just to make YTMNDers who are pranking the site feel better. You know, like how you and I aren't taking phone messages for "Prince Albert". ;)
Do a barrel roll didn't win for an obvious reason: The director is not going to tell his investors that he put a dumb line, any dumb line, into their big expensive movie on a fan vote. Besides, after the first YTMNDs were posted on this I took a look and at the actual contest and it rather clearly states fan votes wouldn't pick the winner and that something like "Do a barrel roll" would be disqualified in the first place. ;)
Interesting to listen to and certainly rather funny to point out on this site. Unfortunately I cannot give you a five, but here is a four for taking the time to find this amusing phrase.
I remember that show when I was a kid. I seem to remember it having fairly decent action sequences. The two toys for it were pretty good quality too IIRC.
Cut the guy a break, it's just the one phrase he's hosting. If he had done a snapshot instead of the funny loop and put a bit of text up there it'd be classic YTMND. He just wanted to get his expression as he said the line, that's all.
And the Apolistic church line is refering to how Catholics hold Peter to be the first pope. Since Protestants don't believe in the in the Pope's authority they wouldn't agree with that line. Oh, and also, about Nazis, well, there's a reason Nazi belt buckles had, "God is with us" printed on them. ;)
"Why are you singling out Protestants? Be it Protestant,
Catholic, or Orthodox, we all believe in the one true God, the Holy Trinity and the Apolistic Church, and stand together, along with the rest ofhumanity." No, no quoting the Nicen creed. It's said every Catholic mass for a reason, because it's what that sec believes in. The origianl church split into Eastern Orthodox and Catholic over the issue of the trinity. (Eastern Orthodox doesn't believe in the trinity as the other branches do, IIRC.)
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