Borked's recent comments:

December 1st, 2006
On on the site ?GHOST RIDE THE WHIP
5, because he died.
August 14th, 2006
It's got Myspace Mobile! I can cry about my life, make suicide blogs, and have older men stalk me on the go!
July 29th, 2006
Yeah, too bad that all of the sites listing lyrics contain a large amount of incorrect information. This includes ohhla.
July 27th, 2006
On on the site ?(nsfw) She sucks !
minute man? lol sucks. 5'd for BJ on a kid's ride though... mmm blowing his load with kiddies around...
June 14th, 2006
On on the site ?Elaine likes it rough
That's the artist and track name above. Oh yeah, 5'd for music and the image made me chuckle.
June 14th, 2006
On on the site ?Elaine likes it rough
Tech N9ne - Psycho Bitch
June 12th, 2006
Stupid Scientologist lawyers
June 10th, 2006
To sum up what I just said, I have no problem with immigrants. I have a problem with ILLEGAL immigrants. They are all breaking OUR laws (the word "illegal" is even in the phrase). Plain and simple. We need reform.
June 10th, 2006
So many people come into our country undocumented. They don't know our laws, don't pay taxes usually, and could even be criminals. They need to be documented. And why hire me when they can hire an illegal for $3? To say Americans don't want to work is a lie. Codeblue probably doesn't even work. It's not that we don't want to work, it's that we don't want to work for $2 an hour JUST TO COMPETE WITH IMMIGRANTS AND NOT MAKE END'S MEET. This is why some go on welfare. You "make" more on welfare...
May 1st, 2006
On on the site ?She's a lucky carrot.
Random, but since it's your first YTMND, I'll give you 5. Besides, you always make me cum really hard so that's an automatic 5 you naughty little girl you
March 25th, 2006
I'm a Christian. Not a fundamentalist Christian. Fundamentalist Christians believe everything in the Bible. I think they're just stories to live by. Fundmentalist Christians and Scientologists can suck my dick for being so f*cking stupid. 5'd
March 12th, 2006
Seized indeed, Mini Hitler, seized indeed...
February 25th, 2006
On on the site ?(nsfw) The Waiting
So true. Oh, the good old days when I had the internet... now I'm reduced to using my girlfriend's computer. I'd trade her in for more porn anyday!
February 25th, 2006
4 for making me want to crush children with heavy machinery
February 25th, 2006
Summary of Comments: "MASH is teh ghey." "Rap blows men all day long." "I don't like it because the gun isn't actually a glock." My response: It kicks *ss and you all know it, f*gs :P
February 12th, 2006
Haha. f*ck those PC Islamic *ssholes rioting right now. They can't handle a cartoon? Try having a couple of towers downed in a cowardly terrorist attack. They have zero tolerance so f*ck em. Kill 'em all :D
December 29th, 2005
LOL it never happened
December 21st, 2005
On on the site ?The Price is WoW
While I do like WoW, I find WoW related YTMNDs to be generally... retarded. Where's the funny? Oh, and people like skullwolf wish they were cool enough to stop downvoting, get off their ass, get a job, and actually BUY a video game :P
December 21st, 2005
Only going to 4 this one. They aren't ugly (even though Paris is way too skinny - I like 'em to look older than preteens), but they are both stupid as f*ck.
December 20th, 2005
That's hilarious! (yet so horrible)
December 13th, 2005
You just made me laugh until I cried. 5'd
December 5th, 2005
Christopher Walken is my hero
December 3rd, 2005
Oh, I've heard of depression. Are you the kind of idiot that believes nobody should die, everyone is smart, and we are all super duper special? Do you pop pills when some dude cuts you off because you can't handle your sh*t? Go hang yourself please :D
December 3rd, 2005
Kid doesn't know that you should probably go through puberty first before expecting to get laid. Even then it's not hard - all the young girls are caught up in experimenting and being rebellious whores.
December 2nd, 2005
I bet my life is ten times tougher than that pussy's. Emos need not be weak f*gs who take sh*t for granted.
December 1st, 2005
On on the site ?Ex Gon' Give It To Ya
I've got one acronym for ya: OMFG! What makes it even better is that I work for FedEx :P
November 8th, 2005
On on the site ?One Dead Ragnaros
Not such a good YTMND, but don't knock the game because you're too young to hold a job and mommy and daddy refuse to pay.
October 30th, 2005
Paris is such a dumb bitch that I just want to boot her in the face... after she's done blowing me.
October 30th, 2005
FLAWLESS VICTORY
October 30th, 2005
What? Why is this not safe for work? Does PETA run YTMND now?