What is Half-Life?
Created on: June 28th, 2005
What is Half-Life?
In case you're wondering about the answer, it is the time it takes for half the atoms in a radioactive substance to disintegrate.

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July 2nd, 2005
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I hate this site, i hate this fad. 666 666 666 666 666
July 2nd, 2005
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I'm a fad whore, and even I don't like this fad all that much. But this one is WIN. So there.
July 2nd, 2005
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I down voted it because you said you would kill me... YOUR A f*ckING CUM DUMPSTER!
July 2nd, 2005
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What is the person who ate all the donuts?
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Why do people always think the source content is important? Even if you don't like half-life, this is still funny.
July 2nd, 2005
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hahahaha NICE
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XDDDDDDDD
July 2nd, 2005
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Owns. All.
July 2nd, 2005
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it would be a five if the annoying sounds were not over powering the song, still good though
July 2nd, 2005
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So. Awesome. 5.
July 2nd, 2005
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ahahha hl =
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5. How did you make this?!
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I love the part where you dumbasses spend your time commenting on a ytmnd that you don't even like, and bitching because everyone else does. Sorry, but your 1/5 isn't going to do sh*t, and nobody wants to hear you cry about it.
July 2nd, 2005
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what kind of a f*ggy human down votes!?!
July 2nd, 2005
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awesome. you got some talent.
July 2nd, 2005
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wins
July 3rd, 2005
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The image is 100% pure awesome
July 3rd, 2005
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W00T. Nicely done. Wish Valve made there sounds better quality.
July 3rd, 2005
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not funny at all.
July 3rd, 2005
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Splitter, tell me which one of yours: (http://www.ytmnd.com/users/profile/25310) is better than this.. None.
July 3rd, 2005
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Ok...the words make absolutely no sense togeather and ruins the entire ytmnd. 3 for effort. Take the voices out and you will have a 4 from me
July 3rd, 2005
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ROFL
July 3rd, 2005
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this is one of the best sites i've seen. i love it, my friends love it, everyone who loves half life cant help but love it. great work
July 3rd, 2005
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forgot to add the rating
July 3rd, 2005
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forget the bad comments, You took two great things and fused into one even greater thing, nice work man
July 3rd, 2005
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They're waiting for you gordon... in the TEST.. CHAMBER...
July 4th, 2005
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Great idea.
July 4th, 2005
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as much as half life sucks this is cool
July 4th, 2005
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Dude, WIN. The solider in the background was priceless. XD "*ssholeS!"
July 4th, 2005
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I liked it, but the donut line sucks and doesnt flow.
July 4th, 2005
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Great image. Fantastic. You win an internets purely for that alone. :3
July 4th, 2005
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The soldiers owned. They're voices were bad-friggin'-ass. Too bad we didn't get to hear them talk like that in OPFOR.
July 4th, 2005
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win
July 4th, 2005
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HAHAH. WIN.
July 4th, 2005
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Uh, I dunno about you, but looking over Omega1's latest votes, he's been UPvoting, if anything. Sooo... STHU.
July 4th, 2005
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mmmm doh-nuts
July 5th, 2005
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Brilliant.
July 5th, 2005
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http://roxburytoon.ytmnd.com/
July 5th, 2005
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It's annoying but innovative
July 5th, 2005
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This is gay
July 6th, 2005
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Hm.
July 6th, 2005
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lol
July 6th, 2005
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f*cking awesome, reminds me of the 'jeff' comics ^^
July 6th, 2005
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This does not deserve anything lower than a 5/5.
July 6th, 2005
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Best. Ytmnd. EVAR.
July 6th, 2005
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mah penis itches
July 6th, 2005
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4/5, fix the sound!
July 6th, 2005
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Screw these jackasses, the sound is bloody awesome. Great job!
July 7th, 2005
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Winner for winning so much win.
July 8th, 2005
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teheheheh one of the best!
July 8th, 2005
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OMFG this never gets old I LOVE IT
July 8th, 2005
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Not a big fan of the added sounds.
July 8th, 2005
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very nicely done.
July 8th, 2005
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Oh my gawd, Thats just to hilarious XD. Deffinitly one of my favorites.
July 9th, 2005
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yes
July 9th, 2005
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Wow, as usual, YTMND shows the retarded extremist underbelly of the web. How many people on this list vote only 1 or 5? (bzzkt)
July 9th, 2005
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sucky
July 9th, 2005
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Some of the noises are ear splitting, and my volume isn't even that high up.
July 10th, 2005
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Trendwhore + bad sound = 2/5
July 10th, 2005
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Heh, nicely done.
July 10th, 2005
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You gain woot-level. UPVOTE Oh, and if you downvote this because your NES phuck is better, NES love SUCKS! WTF DO YOU GUYS SEE IN IT?
July 10th, 2005
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nedz mor gaoste
July 10th, 2005
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http://www.blingo.com/friends?ref=zDrFwJx7WU6R38deEzkYVVL5gho
July 10th, 2005
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best half-life pun ive ev0r seen i love half-life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 11th, 2005
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I like the people who are like, "half life suckz so this suckz lolz". I actually really enjoy both the gif and the sound, and it's a perfect fad site, sticking to the barebones of the original, and adding a lot of creativity.
July 11th, 2005
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Haha awesome, I want the mp3
July 11th, 2005
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5.
July 12th, 2005
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@$$Holes! I love it
July 12th, 2005
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Lol funny I love this!
July 13th, 2005
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I would give it a 6/5 if not for the added sound effects. So I guess I'll just have to give it 5 for now...
July 13th, 2005
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Nice!
July 13th, 2005
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http://whatisemotion.ytmnd.com/
July 13th, 2005
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BASTARD! Time to choose... DAHH DAHH OH MY GOD! Shut up. Do you know who ate all the donuts? *sshole!
July 13th, 2005
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This is crap.
July 14th, 2005
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amazing!
July 14th, 2005
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DAARGH! DAARGH! Oh my God!
July 15th, 2005
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The only people (mostly) who don't like this are people who haven't played/ don't like HL but even they SHOULD appreciate the greatness of this!
July 15th, 2005
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Lol it was funny... but you could make a whole song not just that repeating
July 15th, 2005
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That was funny but please make a whole song
July 15th, 2005
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GREAT!!!
July 16th, 2005
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Brilliance!!!! "Dar-dar-dar!!!"
July 17th, 2005
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good thing I don't have the right sound plugin. HAH.
July 17th, 2005
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So well done. 5/5
July 17th, 2005
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HAHAHA Very funny!!!
July 17th, 2005
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As the old ancients once said; "best ever".
July 18th, 2005
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AWESOME
July 19th, 2005
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Nice flash, but wheres that background music from?
July 19th, 2005
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The sound is great, what are you people complaining about? A++++++ would watch again for absolutely no reason!
July 20th, 2005
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good graphics.
July 20th, 2005
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The win!
July 22nd, 2005
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Where can I download the whole mp3 of this song? Or is there one? I assumed you ripped it from somewhere but I tried Googling "What is Love, Half-Life" and didn't get anything.
July 22nd, 2005
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Whoever downvotes this obviously has an obscured view of what "quality" is. I mean, look at inkdrinker's sites.
July 22nd, 2005
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"Where can I download the whole mp3 of this song?" Sorry, I didn't create a whole song for this. I just threw in some HL quotes over a loop of What is Love?
July 23rd, 2005
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Insert random praise.
July 24th, 2005
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sure thing willis, I'll do it for you ;) "Willis(*****) you should get a award for this, even my dog laughed" and now my own: this is possibly THE best YTMND ever. well done :)
July 24th, 2005
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The guy who looks like frankenstien is probably the one who ate all the doughnuts.
July 24th, 2005
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how come the scientest gets so many lines? everyone else gets one and he gets like 8 back to back
July 24th, 2005
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Bastards! Time to choose.ARR ARR! OH MY GOD! Shut up! Do you know who ate all the donuts? *ssholeS.
July 25th, 2005
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Great work! Awesome.
July 26th, 2005
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one of my favorites of all time
July 27th, 2005
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Great idea, so funny
July 28th, 2005
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OMG ROFL!!!11
July 28th, 2005
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THIS IS GAY YOU SUCK DIE
July 29th, 2005
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Nice attempt - poor execution.
July 29th, 2005
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Holy crap, that owns
July 29th, 2005
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Hahha, that was great.
July 30th, 2005
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WINNAR!
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psml ! HEHe i mean hhahahah ! MJ Suckors As you gay leet people say it http://dontbeamerican.ytmnd.com Copy and paste thaat ! its Anti-Americanism!
July 31st, 2005
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Clever.
July 31st, 2005
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The gif rules. Overuse of samples in the music deducts one star.
July 31st, 2005
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The gif makes an awesome parody.
July 31st, 2005
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hahah great sound
August 1st, 2005
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Brilliance in a box. X3
August 1st, 2005
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NOT FUNNY
August 2nd, 2005
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my fav 'what is ...' ytmnd.
August 2nd, 2005
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The hotness
August 2nd, 2005
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It's So Funny, I Could Hear It Over And Over, I Laugh All The Time!!!!
August 2nd, 2005
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For some reason it's mesmerizing.
August 3rd, 2005
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I can actually picture this happening in-game. 5'ed for including the dialog into the song.
August 4th, 2005
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The gif alone makes up for anything bad I could say about the sound. Excellent work.
August 4th, 2005
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++ for half-life, -- for downvoting *ssholes!
August 4th, 2005
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Still funny.
August 4th, 2005
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Good image and concept.
August 5th, 2005
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For the game that still kicks halos*sseven today!! 5/5
August 6th, 2005
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definately the best site around..watch a few loops everyday
August 6th, 2005
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wth?
August 7th, 2005
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Great stuff - a well earned 5. Don't know how anyone could rate this a 1 they must be mentally challenged!
August 7th, 2005
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good stuff!
August 8th, 2005
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A-Z2 and the other 1'ers are retarded, gtfo the intertron, 5'd
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I love half-life, I love you for making this
August 10th, 2005
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Heart
August 11th, 2005
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So awesome. So incredibly awesome in fact, I stole the .wav and converted it to a MMF for my Samsung E317... Best ringtone EVER.
August 11th, 2005
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LOL NICE, get new sound.
August 12th, 2005
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You. Win. 6/5
August 13th, 2005
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Anybody who gives less then a 4=Joke Account.
August 13th, 2005
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This will, forever, be my favorite ytmnd.
August 13th, 2005
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This is pretty classic.
August 13th, 2005
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Awesome! =)
August 14th, 2005
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Okay, everyone, for the last time, there is nothing wrong with the sound. NOTHING. The quality is bad because it's from the orginal half-life.
August 14th, 2005
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Hahaahaha, this one is the one that made aware of YTMND's existence
August 14th, 2005
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that image is hilarious, but like everyone else says, the sound is agonizing
August 18th, 2005
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*KRRSSH*ASSSHOLES*
August 19th, 2005
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absolutely one of the coolest YTMND's out there! great job dude
August 19th, 2005
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I swear if I keep listing to this I think I'm gonna explode 5/5
August 19th, 2005
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This is hands down the best YTMND ever made. That and http://kittys.ytmnd.com
August 20th, 2005
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hilarious
August 21st, 2005
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Great great stuff. I don't know why people get such a hardon downvoting fad sites regardless of the effort put into it
August 21st, 2005
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please dont let this get to the front page...
August 22nd, 2005
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Nicly done! Btw, there's bad sound qualaty because that's acually how the sound was in the game.
August 22nd, 2005
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Brilliantly done!
August 23rd, 2005
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WTF are they saying?
August 23rd, 2005
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yeah, it may be a fad, but this is the best version probably ever. long live hl1.
August 24th, 2005
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lmao thats was good that would of took some time
August 25th, 2005
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This is absolutely fantastic.
August 28th, 2005
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make one for half life 2, and I'll send you chocoalte. very nice.
August 29th, 2005
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XD
August 31st, 2005
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YOU WIN THE INTERNET2
August 31st, 2005
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HL1 Rules!!!!!!
August 31st, 2005
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HL1 will live forever
September 1st, 2005
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THe best image i never see
September 2nd, 2005
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*bows down* I am not worthy! I am not worthy!
September 2nd, 2005
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you ate all my donuts >:(
September 4th, 2005
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This had me laughing for days, i love the sound and the pic! great job!
September 6th, 2005
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Not funny.
September 7th, 2005
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Winner.
September 9th, 2005
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The best YTMND I've seen. I can listen to it for hours on end while web surfing. Something hypnotically great about it.
September 11th, 2005
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HL + Roxbury = win
September 12th, 2005
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Dude I never even played Half Life and thought this was hilarious. I listened to it all night long. Thanks for the laugh! 10 stars!!
September 14th, 2005
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yhey
September 18th, 2005
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not too much comedy, lots of work...and about 10x better than most of the garbage on here.
September 18th, 2005
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Can listen hours to it. 5/5
September 19th, 2005
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because of the word "life", it gave me the idea for mine: http://whatiswakinglife.ytmnd.com
September 20th, 2005
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I love Half Life. This gets good votes.
September 23rd, 2005
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Good job, not really funny though.
September 23rd, 2005
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LOL
September 24th, 2005
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Sound isn't that great, but the actual image makes it awesome.
September 25th, 2005
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PS - I ate all the donuts. PWNED.
September 28th, 2005
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seriously, this is my favorite ytmnd. awesome
September 30th, 2005
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nice job 4/5
October 1st, 2005
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So, you got G-Man, Adrien, Barney, and Dr. Kleiner? Sweet.
October 1st, 2005
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Heh this made my day
October 2nd, 2005
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Fan-friggin'-tastic! Excellent animation, audio timing, and play on a fad - definetily a fiver!
October 4th, 2005
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I could listen to it all day, nicce job on the gif
October 7th, 2005
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Awesome man! That's one you can just leave on.
October 8th, 2005
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teh sh*t
October 8th, 2005
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HAHHA MAN THATS FUCING HILLARIOUS!
October 8th, 2005
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http://smellslikenirvana.ytmnd.com/
October 10th, 2005
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HL for the win.
October 10th, 2005
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This is one of my favorite YTMNDs ever. Very well done!
October 14th, 2005
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LOL that's awesome! It's even in time :D 5!
October 14th, 2005
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ROLFLOL best ONE!!!!!
October 15th, 2005
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groovy
October 15th, 2005
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LOL! 8D
October 16th, 2005
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Not bad, not bad at all. :D
October 18th, 2005
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gross.
October 20th, 2005
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BAS-TARD! mumble-mumble DAR-DAR OHMY-GOD shut-up do you know who ate all the donuts HHHHHHHHHHHH-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
October 25th, 2005
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Automatic 5 for Half-Life
October 25th, 2005
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Very Nice ^_^
October 29th, 2005
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5 Stars - Kicks Butt
October 31st, 2005
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awesome.
November 1st, 2005
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Average.
November 6th, 2005
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It's alright. A tribute to Picard: http://picardmemory.ytmnd.com
November 10th, 2005
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November 12th, 2005
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AWSOME
November 14th, 2005
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I laugh.
November 15th, 2005
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lol! The sound is annoying as hell (change it!!) but the image is great! Good job (but take the advice of practically everyone and change that danm sound!)
November 17th, 2005
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WIN
November 23rd, 2005
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Haha! I'm a major fan of HalfLife. I love this... have had the page open all night. It's safe to say I'm addicted.
November 23rd, 2005
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OMG! I love it!
November 25th, 2005
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I luV it
November 25th, 2005
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Great, but needs traditional What is Love.
November 27th, 2005
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Audioslave39: 5 for effort, -2 for me not laughing. You put 2 stars in your rating....learn some math. Anywayz....pretty funny stuff :D
November 27th, 2005
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DARR DARR
November 27th, 2005
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*ssh*les ate all the donuts? LMAO. 5!
November 28th, 2005
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Half-life was a great game when it first came out. Very original, i like it.
November 29th, 2005
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This is one of my all-time favorites.
November 30th, 2005
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another one of my faves! DAR DAR!!!
November 30th, 2005
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Very nice, just change the sound. Still givin ya a 5
December 2nd, 2005
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it dosent loop well
December 3rd, 2005
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what does it say after "bastards"?
December 4th, 2005
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what the hell is in the background on a bike?
December 4th, 2005
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Definitely one of the best of the 'What is...' fad.
December 4th, 2005
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lol excellent
December 4th, 2005
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hahahahaa classic, simply classic!
December 4th, 2005
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Laugh! Really good YTMND!
December 5th, 2005
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teh bestest
December 5th, 2005
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5
December 7th, 2005
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Best ytmnd song and background ever + best game ever=best ytmnd ever !
December 8th, 2005
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Too bad HL is first person, because having Gordon Freeman in there would've made it 6 stars. Which don't exsist. But you get my drift. ;)
December 12th, 2005
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Awesome, I love it man.
December 12th, 2005
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BEST EVER. sldghas;fhlsdhflasdsdgdfhfhg
December 13th, 2005
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Ah, Retro.
December 13th, 2005
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B*stard! (Whats he saying here?) DARR DARR! Oh my god! Shut up, do you know who ate all the donuts? *SSHOLES!
December 17th, 2005
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Ya Boi!!
December 18th, 2005
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I wish I made this one. I love it.
December 21st, 2005
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DOUCHE!
December 21st, 2005
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It's wonderful http://doyouwant.ytmnd.com
December 23rd, 2005
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wtf with bzktt ? he wants so attention or what ? seriously nice ytmnd , the graphic is well done enough , first time I saw it I tought you made a map and put all those in a car with some events that makes them doing that , but then I saw you said it was p
December 23rd, 2005
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ah no more room :( ...it was photoshoped and then I was sad , well not that much because it's very well done , and in addition , the audio is really funny , when you heard those quotes in the game , aahh ... that awakes old memories , ima play HL yay :D
December 28th, 2005
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This makes me so happy.
December 28th, 2005
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A half-life is for all the atoms, not half of them.
December 30th, 2005
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Bastard - Time to Choose - Dar dar - oh my god! - shut up - do you know who ate all the donuts? - *ssholes!
January 1st, 2006
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5-win
January 1st, 2006
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I'm pretty sure the first sound clip is "BACK SEAT!!" Well, it makes sense, anyway.
January 1st, 2006
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Pure pwnage.
January 3rd, 2006
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VEry well done sound! very funny!
January 8th, 2006
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I've never played Half-Life, yet this cracks me up everytime. Good show.
January 9th, 2006
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+5 for Intant ytmnd Classic.
January 10th, 2006
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I love this site
January 10th, 2006
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Excellent!
January 10th, 2006
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brilliant.
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