Don Lafontaine: Safety Not Guaranteed
Created on: October 31st, 2007
Don Lafontaine: Safety Not Guaranteed
This is a clip of Don Lafontaine(the movie trailer guy) saying the Safety Not Guaranteed ad. Most of you won't listen to me, but please don't flood Lafontaine's inbox with requests, he sent this to me as a favor, don't make him regret indulging a fan.

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992 http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/146859
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November 1st, 2007
(7)
5 just because of this c*nt's 1.
November 2nd, 2007
(4)
But I bet Ebaum will steal it... hoho!
November 3rd, 2007
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facepalm.jpg
November 6th, 2007
(1)
notagainpicard.jpg
November 1st, 2007
(1)
This f'kn ROCKS! Typically the guy charges a ton of money to do just a ten second spot, so getting this as a favor is considered very lucky. Congrats!
November 1st, 2007
(0)
November 1st, 2007
(0)
Oh my god.
November 1st, 2007
(0)
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice lucky lucky u
November 1st, 2007
(0)
Wow, very lucky he said that for you.
November 2nd, 2007
(-1)
Needs a better image, and some additional background music, and then i'll vote 10.
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
I don't f*cking believe it
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
ha ha holy crap
November 2nd, 2007
(2)
WOW, that's fantastic, this needs Push it to the Limit though, either you do it, or someone else do it, or else I will, and I probably won't for about 4 months
(0)
GO BLACKADDER CALL ME SOMETIME SO I CAN KILL YOU
November 2nd, 2007
(5)
If someone could get this guy to say "horsedick" I'd be soooooooo happy.
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
I love you and all you stand for in this presentation.
November 2nd, 2007
(1)
In a World, where Laughter was King...
November 2nd, 2007
(3)
In a world where both our cars were totally underwater...
November 2nd, 2007
(1)
Holy crap. That's just brilliant. That guy is completely awesome for doing that for you. Truly a historic YTMND...the first one to be celebrity sponsored.
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
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I think this is pretty lame since you got the chance to get his voice, but chose a sh*tty thing for him to say.
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
sweet.
November 2nd, 2007
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Are you God? Can you tell my sister to give me head just one time?
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
AMAZING!!!
November 2nd, 2007
(6)
I bet Don Lafontaine gets a bunch of 12-year-old jizzrags emailing to ask him to say things like "do a barrel roll" now.
November 2nd, 2007
(1)
This is made of win and secks.
November 2nd, 2007
(1)
HOW THE F*CK DID YOU GET THIS???????
November 5th, 2007
(2)
Simple Explanation: Rim-Job.
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
We really need to email Sean Connory and get him to say ytmnd/ptkfgs/yesyes/heh.
November 2nd, 2007
(8)
Why? He's already been recorded saying those things.
November 2nd, 2007
(2)
You're the man now, Don.
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
For every 5 this site DOESN'T get, God rapes your mother.
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
please, think of the mothers...
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
Win
November 2nd, 2007
(-3)
Wonder how much you paid him..
November 2nd, 2007
(2)
I've already stated a few times that he did this absolutely free. He's pretty awesome.
November 2nd, 2007
(1)
November 2nd, 2007
(-2)
Strangely, it's a lot less funny when he reads it...
November 2nd, 2007
(0)
Super special awesome!
November 2nd, 2007
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http://asacoon.ytmnd.com/
November 2nd, 2007
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http://asacoon.ytmnd.com/
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
That's amazing. Well done
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
Fav'd for the class you showed in your description, asking us not to flood this guy.
November 3rd, 2007
(-3)
i hate that guy
November 4th, 2007
(1)
I hate you.
(1)
It's... just... bzuh!
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
Lol, the guy that created this site, blackadders2, also has the guy who narrates mythbusters saying another ytmnd fad.
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
Indeed I do. I just have to wonder who you are, since there are only a few people who know that :)
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
Blackadder2, I know cause I visit teh forum that you posted it on.
November 3rd, 2007
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Oh and just for your lame smart *ss 'comeback', you can expect a flood of 1s on your other sites as well. I was giving honest feedback, not downvoting.
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
IN A WORLD. . . WHERE THE LAUGHTER WAS DYING. . . ONE NERD ROSE UP TO LEAD THE REST TO LOLZ. . . NOW. . . MORE... THAN EVER
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
I wonder if Don Lafontaine visits YTMND?
November 3rd, 2007
(2)
I hope so, and if so, I hope he gets a kick outta this.
November 6th, 2007
(-1)
IM DANE COOK BTW
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
I like it alot... but right after he reads it.. you should hit the PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT button.. I will 5... but i want the music for the effect afterwards...
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
Seconded! Plus, the site name's beginning could be changed to LAFONTMND!
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
HE MUST REPRODUCE! HE MUST HAVE A SON TO CARRY ON HIS LEGACY!
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
Holy sh*t.
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
Hell yes. I can't believe the man with the manliest voice in the world did this for you.
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
Epiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic
November 3rd, 2007
(-1)
holy sh*t
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
So you took a classic YTMND and dubbed it over with the badest *ss voice of the 21st century............5'd and Fav'd my good man. Also generic movie trailer voice
November 3rd, 2007
(-1)
Epic win beyond measure.
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
LoL I love how many featured douche bags are getting a vagina ache over this.
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
Their vajay-jays are painin'
November 3rd, 2007
(-1)
Freakin awesome.
November 3rd, 2007
(1)
Not that funny. Still, well done getting Lafontaine to contribute to this. That's seriously impressive.
November 3rd, 2007
(-3)
old fad is old
November 6th, 2007
(0)
lulz
November 3rd, 2007
(-1)
Flawless. ^_^
November 4th, 2007
(0)
God bless that guy!
November 4th, 2007
(-5)
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honestly, i dont care if president bush reads the constitution with sh*tty grammar, it wont make a warrantable ytmnd.
November 4th, 2007
(0)
The fact that he took time from his doubtlessly busy schedule to record this shows how awesome Don LaFontaine is. What a guy.
November 4th, 2007
(3)
It's cool that Don Lafontaine said this, but still....4.65? This is three-years old and taken from The Tonight Show.
November 4th, 2007
(-2)
...HUH?
November 4th, 2007
(2)
The article was first mentioned on Jay Leno's headline segment years ago.
November 4th, 2007
(-2)
Which made it LESS funny, right?
November 4th, 2007
(0)
What, Don Lafontaine saying this exact clip with this sound quality? Dubious at best. Provide a link or something.
November 4th, 2007
(0)
yeah, the actual article is three years old, but Don Lafontaine saying isn't, so . . . why downvote it? It's like saying a cover of a song from the 70's sucks because the song was written in the 70's.
November 5th, 2007
(-1)
Your logic sucks, hank.
November 7th, 2007
(0)
AS DOES YOUR MOM, HANK
November 7th, 2007
(0)
...WHOSE MOM SUCKS TOM HANKS?
November 4th, 2007
(0)
epic ytmnd
November 4th, 2007
(0)
Add the Scarface music and I'll fave this. But you still get a five!
November 4th, 2007
(-2)
POINT OF A YTMND IS NOT TO BE CRATIVE SURPRISING OR ANY OF THAT IT IS EITHER TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OR GIVE YOU A GOOD FEELLING, THIS DOS NOT DO THAT
November 5th, 2007
(1)
Looks like the majority of people disagree with you, but you're quite entitled to your own opinion.
November 5th, 2007
(0)
The point of a comment is to make a relevant, intelligent, legible statement. You did not do that.
November 4th, 2007
(0)
ZOMG,
November 4th, 2007
(0)
5 for Win.
November 5th, 2007
(0)
<3
November 5th, 2007
(0)
classic fad that needs to come back
November 6th, 2007
(0)
http://marstimetraveler.ytmnd.com/
November 6th, 2007
(1)
Clearly, the time traveler went to the future, got a spaceship, took the spaceship back in time and used it to chisel his likeness in mars as a monument to his secret tampering with time!
November 6th, 2007
(0)
he only did it once before
November 6th, 2007
(0)
Rated five for hillarious content.
November 6th, 2007
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
November 6th, 2007
(0)
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
November 6th, 2007
(0)
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 6th, 2007
(-2)
Boo! He read it wrong! He said "you'll get paid after we return" instead of "you'll get paid after we get back" :-(
November 7th, 2007
(0)
And?
November 8th, 2007
(0)
He's a movie trailer guy. Movie trailers say "return" all the time. They never say "get back". Must have been a reflex to say it that way.
(0)
its like saying you meet the hottest girl in the world and she is 2 inches shorter than you wanted her to be
November 6th, 2007
(0)
Woot!
November 6th, 2007
(0)
Omfg, you ftw! Not to bug you, but how do you know him?
November 6th, 2007
(0)
5'd for having the balls to ask every semi-famous guy to do a YTMND reference.
November 6th, 2007
(0)
You made a perfect site. Well done, keep up the great work!
November 6th, 2007
(0)
HOLY SH*T
November 7th, 2007
(0)
hof
November 7th, 2007
(0)
Jealousy is a love machine called Korf41
November 7th, 2007
(0)
funny, but I reckon it's a hoax :P
November 7th, 2007
(0)
jackpot.
November 7th, 2007
(0)
And is the other voice PACARD?
November 8th, 2007
(0)
That is so awesome.
November 8th, 2007
(0)
Beyond f*cking epic. You, sir, have won the internet. Max, HOF it.
November 8th, 2007
(0)
Also Korf, FOAD. Famous movie guy reading internet meme = (funny + awesome)Č, deal with it and gb2gaia f*g. Also c*cks.
November 8th, 2007
(0)
Good but not...great.....AWW WHO AM I KIDDING....This is friggin AWESOME!
November 8th, 2007
(0)
Dude if you're going to have him voice this over, have him say the WHOLE GOD DAMN THING!!!!
November 8th, 2007
(0)
5'd
November 8th, 2007
(1)
Nice, needs a little dramatic music and a fitting image like a photoshopped movie poster though.
November 8th, 2007
(0)
Haha how did you get this?
November 8th, 2007
(0)
PLEASE F*CKING MAKE A MOVIE TRAILER OUT OF THISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 8th, 2007
(0)
wow this is amazing
November 9th, 2007
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Seriously, I don't know why a reputable voice guy like Don Lafontaine would waste time in giving you a voice over for something as droll as this even if you are a fan. You expect me to believe he sifted through all his e-mails and said "Wow, this guy likes my work! He's asking me for a voice over for a whack job's classified ad asking for assistance in time travel? How can I turn this down?!" Despite all of that, based on an original YTMND fad or not, this is retarded and extremely unfunny.
November 9th, 2007
(0)
H-O-L-Y F#@K!
November 12th, 2007
(1)
Amazing. The only thing that could be better is Christopher Walken reading it. *hint hint*
(0)
yeah
November 12th, 2007
(1)
Logged in just to 5 this.
November 12th, 2007
(0)
fix'd
November 14th, 2007
(0)
AweSoMe
November 21st, 2007
(0)
I-I-I-INSTA FIVE!!!
November 24th, 2007
(-1)
heh
November 26th, 2007
(0)
Oh my goood...I laughed harder than I have every before on a ytmnd
December 1st, 2007
(0)
You should add "Push It To The Limit" for maximum 5 star win.
January 8th, 2008
(0)
This made me happy. :)
January 30th, 2008
(0)
:-)>
March 28th, 2008
(0)
He said "after we return" instead of "after we get back".
April 8th, 2008
(1)
d00d. You win. You beat the end boss of Teh Intarwebz. 5'd to a bloody pulp.
September 1st, 2008
(3)
this is great and: RIP :<
September 2nd, 2008
(6)
Rest in peace, Don...
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Well said.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Don was the man.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP drama man
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
It's not going to be the same without him.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP Don LaFontaine
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
No one will ever take Don's place. Ever. R.I.P.
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
2008-08-19 07:34:09 wisdumcube I have a somewhat unrelated question that spontaneously came to me: who will do the movie trailer announcer voices when the movie trailer announcer guys die? +3 [reply] [+|-] Jinx'd
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
WHAT?! HE DIED?! HOLY F***! RIP =(
September 2nd, 2008
(5)
RIP Don, I guess safety wasn't guaranteed.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP man..
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP. :(
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP Don :(
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Good night, sweet prince, and flocks of angels sing thee to thy rest.
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
RIP
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
he died today right?
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
fail
September 2nd, 2008
(5)
Only death is guaranteed.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Only Pablo Francisco comes remotely close to his voice.....R.I.P Mr. LaFontaine.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Oh my God. I saw that he died and I about wanted to cry. This guy was easily one of the best humans ever.
September 2nd, 2008
(-1)
thats so ballin
September 2nd, 2008
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HE DEASD!
September 2nd, 2008
(2)
No, he died.
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
that's pretty f*cking fantastic
September 2nd, 2008
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WHY DO MY COMMENTS KEEP GETTING DOWNVOTED!!!???
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
In project YTMND, his name was Don LaFontaine. HIS NAME WAS DON LAFONTAINE.
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
HIS NAME WAS DON LAFONTAINE.
September 2nd, 2008
(3)
HIS NAME WAS DON LAFONTAINE
September 3rd, 2008
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HIS NAME WAS DON LAFONTAINE
September 3rd, 2008
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HIS NAME WAS DON LAFONTAINE
September 17th, 2008
(0)
You sure about that?
September 17th, 2008
(0)
HIS NAME WAS INDEED DON LAFONTAINE
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
HOLY SH*T.
September 2nd, 2008
(4)
RIP Don :( I told him time travel had it's terrible side effects.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
::sniff: Don L. :(
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP Don
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
RIP
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
See you on the other side Don..........
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
GOOD LORD NO
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Good by Don, this YTMND will live on as nearly as epic as your voice!
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
NEVER FORGET
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Dude ... this is epic.
September 2nd, 2008
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this is not funny....
September 2nd, 2008
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Old fad is ooooooooooold
September 2nd, 2008
(35)
Hall of famed.
September 2nd, 2008
(2)
as it should
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
legendary!
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
An ultimate tribute. First site since WDSTW to get HOF (not counting the rest of NeoMatrixClt's sites)?
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
HOLY F*CK! AWESOME!!!
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Awesome.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
awesome indeed
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
For great justice.
September 4th, 2008
(1)
None worthier. Thanks, Max.
September 23rd, 2008
(2)
If only I had seen this site earlier, before he passed on. I would have asked Don Lafontaine to do the voiceover for the "Gay Plaza /Lawd have Mercy"site
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
rip buddy thanks for the memories
September 2nd, 2008
(19)
I just read the news, this blows. He was an awesome dude for doing this for me. RIP, Don.
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
RIP
September 2nd, 2008
(3)
Hall of Fame FTW.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Good thing you had Don do this for you... he died yesterday. He really is someone who'll be missed!
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
Rest in peace, Don. Rest in peace. You were just too damn good for this world.
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
Interesting how YTMND is the way I've learned of his death. This was his gift to us. The world will surely be less without him.
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
RIP
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Don supported the YTMND cause... http://tmntsafteynotgaranteed.ytmnd.com/
September 3rd, 2008
(3)
RIP Don, I wish I could have guaranteed your safety.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
rip
September 3rd, 2008
(3)
This is kind've heart breaking to look at now. I obviously never knew LaFontaine, but as a YTMND fan, he always seemed so godly to me for actually doing this. It's so absolutely cool. Now it's just sad, like we lost a great human being. I don't know that participating in the creation of a YTMND when you have a life with bigger fish to fry makes you a great human being, but I've decided I'm going to think that anyway.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Well spoken
September 3rd, 2008
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Nice job and how much did you pay him?
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
R.I.P.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
I remember this. Good idea whoever sponsored this. It's so sad to listen to him now but he'll forever live on through the push it to the limit fad. RIP Time traveler. Never stop pushing it to the limit.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
R.I.P.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
RIP Mr. Lafontaine. :(
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Good night, sweet prince.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
rip
September 4th, 2008
(0)
Wait... he died? Damn. :(
September 4th, 2008
(3)
Yep. His last words probably sounded kick-ass.
September 4th, 2008
(-1)
how did you get his voice??!!!!
September 4th, 2008
(1)
Now previews are not worth watching anymore without him.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
Oh wow, I love you.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
Jesus Christ... I just stumbled across this a few minutes ago and I PLOO'd orange juice over my screen.
September 5th, 2008
(1)
Bad ass. He was a true legend.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
My ears just came.
September 6th, 2008
(0)
R.I.P. Don, movie trailers will never be quite as epic without you.
September 6th, 2008
(0)
Lafontaine is such a house.
September 6th, 2008
(0)
I can't believe I voted on this but never posted a comment, RIP Don
September 7th, 2008
(0)
This is impressive.
September 7th, 2008
(1)
Movie trailers are gonna suck a lot more now without this epic voice in em now.
September 8th, 2008
(0)
i miss the movie trailer guy
October 13th, 2008
(0)
This is made with epic and win.
May 7th, 2009
(1)
the nerds hating this are just jealous that they didn't come up with this first and also their own sites suck ass.
November 30th, 2009
(1)
December 24th, 2009
(1)
Wow, I haven't been to YTMND in forever. Coming back to this site made me sad...
January 17th, 2010
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The site would have been a little better if you'd never come here in the first place.
(2)
"In a world where time travel is possible, safety is not guaranteed."
August 30th, 2010
(-1)
I don't care if that voice is really Don Lafontaine, this sounds so cool!
May 14th, 2012
(0)
It's so awesome that you got the trailer guy to read this. Incredible
(0)
RIP don :(
November 30th, 2013
(1)
5.
April 22nd, 2017
(1)
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June 22nd, 2018
(0)
I came back to relive my glory meme days. Thank you for being here.
July 9th, 2018
(0)
Hello Whang! Bonk Bonk, Hate Monger, Rihards RoĆŸÄns, DylanDaPickle, Big Daddy [OFFICIAL], raven lord, dank boi, and Hate Monger again.This is 2LiveGoon here letting you all know this is legit. This is the earliest instance of LaFontaine himself reading the ad. I can even provide the original audio if desired.
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