Microsoft Sam "iPhone Killer" (Steve Jobs Diss)
Created on: June 25th, 2007
Microsoft Sam comes hardcore out the gate dropping rhymes that chump Steve Jobs can't handle.
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Macs are fun to use, but, their lack of programs, and the sh*tty way of life they provoke, and the fact that the hardcore users that use them are part of a 'mac cult' Its f*cking stupid, so, main reason I hate macs...And, since they start having windows programs and such, they will start getting viruses developed for them, so just be warned.
Yes, i made the rap and I know I'm not the best MC, either. It was just a joke. I came up with the idea sometime around 6/23 because I had been hearing so much about the iPhone on G4 and I saw a site where Microsoft Sam narrated Tupac lyrics. I couldn't come up with anything until I watched Degrassi the Sunday after. It put me in an agressive and comical mood and the lyrics just came. I wrote iPhone killer in about 10 minutes. I made the music last year. Put it together in 4 hrs on 6/25 and Voila.
I think macs need to have their little emo balls drop before they try to compete in the big leagues of computer hardware.
And to the dude who posted this from his Iphone, I posted this from a PALM PILOT with windows freaking CE. It's no big accomplishment!
I mean, why spend near to a thousand dollars on a damn phone when you could just buy a PC? They cost only like 200 these days even with all the perks put in. Mac users just don't know how to shop for computers, so they pick the shiniest prettiest one.
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