The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
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Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.

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5,798 http://www.urlesque.com/2009/10/15/best-ytmnd-single-serving-sit
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December 11th, 2006
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holy f*ck make it leave
December 11th, 2006
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D-D-D-Downvote
December 11th, 2006
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enough is enough!!!!
December 11th, 2006
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Not just "funny", but "funnunny."
December 11th, 2006
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die die die die die die die die die die
December 11th, 2006
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Yawn.
December 11th, 2006
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Yawn.
December 11th, 2006
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:(
December 11th, 2006
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N_I_G_G_E_R_C_O_C_K N_I_G_G_E_R_C_O_C_K N_I_G_G_E_R_C_O_C_K
December 11th, 2006
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This chick linked me here today. Then I explained to her what YTMND was.
December 11th, 2006
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Sphonix you could have so much fun with this. Now that it is getting over 110,000 views a day, just for one day switch up the picture to a horse dick or something like that. Or one of those POLEND VOTE 5 sites. Or since I bet people look at this while their at the office, change it to some porn. Garrented to get at least a few people fired eachday. Think of the possibilities Sphonix!
December 12th, 2006
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http://vote5polandmachine.ytmnsfw.com/
December 12th, 2006
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I actually stopped frequenting this site because I expect this to be up every day. This needs to die - I'm sick and tired of it, and obviously everyone else is. Maybe if this sh*t wasn't marked as number 1 every day I'd come back more often.
December 12th, 2006
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L337master5000 is on to something...
December 12th, 2006
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Is this supposed to be funny? It's sh*t.
December 12th, 2006
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to many peeps link to this over 4 fakin million views almost
December 12th, 2006
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please please please go AWAY!
December 12th, 2006
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There is nothing better than reading these comments. lol, f*gs
December 12th, 2006
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Instead of just downvoting this, send around a chainletter with a link to the blueball machine
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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This isn't even funny and took no effort.
December 12th, 2006
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No matter how much we complain... How much we bitch... How much we boycot this ytmnd... Nothing is going to be done, just give it up and let it die. It cant live forever.
December 12th, 2006
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best thing for max to do is let the site gather as much traffic as it can until it kinda dies, then delete it completely like it never existed.
December 12th, 2006
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The time is drawing nigh... this YTMND is now #2 viewed all time. Once it reaches #1, I will have the power to rise from the darkest depths of hell and rule the world with my boyfriend Saddam. MWAHAHAHAH!!!!
December 12th, 2006
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Almost 4,000,000. Scores going down, views going up
December 12th, 2006
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Will this ever get off top 15?!!
December 12th, 2006
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DELETE THIS MOTHERF*CKING SITE
December 12th, 2006
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http://beerdrink.ytmnd.com/
December 12th, 2006
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f*ck you.
December 12th, 2006
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TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME
December 12th, 2006
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"Sphonix you could have so much fun with this. Now that it is getting over 110,000 views a day, just for one day switch up the picture to a horse dick or something like that. Or one of those POLEND VOTE 5 sites. Or since I bet people look at this while their at the office, change it to some porn. Garrented to get at least a few people fired eachday. Think of the possibilities Sphonix!"
December 12th, 2006
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"Sphonix you could have so much fun with this. Now that it is getting over 110,000 views a day, just for one day switch up the picture to a horse dick or something like that. Or one of those POLEND VOTE 5 sites. Or since I bet people look at this while their at the office, change it to some porn. Garrented to get at least a few people fired eachday. Think of the possibilities Sphonix!"
December 12th, 2006
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"Sphonix you could have so much fun with this. Now that it is getting over 110,000 views a day, just for one day switch up the picture to a horse dick or something like that. Or one of those POLEND VOTE 5 sites. Or since I bet people look at this while their at the office, change it to some porn. Garrented to get at least a few people fired eachday. Think of the possibilities Sphonix!"
December 12th, 2006
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Sphonix is a f*ggot he would never do that.
December 12th, 2006
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"Sphonix you could have so much fun with this. Now that it is getting over 110,000 views a day, just for one day switch up the picture to a horse dick or something like that. Or one of those POLEND VOTE 5 sites. Or since I bet people look at this while their at the office, change it to some porn. Garrented to get at least a few people fired eachday. Think of the possibilities Sphonix!"
December 12th, 2006
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"Sphonix you could have so much fun with this. Now that it is getting over 110,000 views a day, just for one day switch up the picture to a horse dick or something like that. Or one of those POLEND VOTE 5 sites. Or since I bet people look at this while their at the office, change it to some porn. Garrented to get at least a few people fired eachday. Think of the possibilities Sphonix!"
December 12th, 2006
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Refrain: We're all living in America, America is wunderbar. We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. Wenn getanzt wird, will ich führen, auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht, lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren, Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht. Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen, die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen, Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus, Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus. We're all living in America... Ich kenne Schritte, die sehr nützen, und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen, und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss, weiß noch nicht, dass er tanzen muss! Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen, ich werde Euch die Richtung zeigen, nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus, und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus. Refrain: We're all living in America, America is wunderbar. We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. We're all living in America, Coca-Cola, Wonderbra, We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. This is not a love song, this is not a love song. I don't sing my mother tong
December 12th, 2006
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Hey guys, maybe if you whine harder it'll go away. ...okay, it won't, but it's really funny. Keep whining plz?
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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just f*cking die plz
December 12th, 2006
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DELETE THIS MOTHERF*CKING SITE
December 12th, 2006
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2006-12-12 10:53:35 chickencheese Instead of just downvoting this, send around a chainletter with a link to the blueball machine
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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...Goddamn. You're not the man now, dog.
December 12th, 2006
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TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME!
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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Next stop 5 million views.
December 12th, 2006
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4600 votes, and 1100 Fav's? so 1/4 voters favorited this? impossible
December 12th, 2006
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GTFO
December 12th, 2006
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Picture, Sound, Text. A singular focus not a f*ggy short film.
December 12th, 2006
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Delete and resubmit
December 12th, 2006
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man o man is there some f*ggots in the house
December 12th, 2006
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The worst and most hated YTMND of all time to ever be on the top 15 will be most viewed YTMND by Christmas. The only reason it deservers to be on the hall of fame is for it's hatred.
December 12th, 2006
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Yeah there is some huge f*cking f*ggots here. All the people who gave it a rating higher than a 1.
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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Thanks to this dumb site, Ted Stevens got yet another internet sent by his staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday late yesterday.
December 13th, 2006
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your all gooks
December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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sh*t
December 13th, 2006
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http://f*cksphonix.ytmnd.com/ I put just about as much effort into this as you apparently did here.
December 13th, 2006
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why doesn't somone just use hax and fix this? I know that SOMEONE can do that.
December 13th, 2006
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4 mil! it will pass blue ball @ christmas
December 13th, 2006
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Send around a chainletter linking to blue ball machine to counter this crap!
December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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Go away!
December 13th, 2006
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"This is how you conduct a prank phone call." no.
December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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We have reached 4 million views
December 13th, 2006
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Over 4,000,000
December 13th, 2006
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I actually heard this on the radio a while ago.. i believe it was on The Bob and Tom show on 101.1 the fox..
December 13th, 2006
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The 21st or 22 it will pass blue ball. I seriously think this is unfair, blue ball I checked links found on google and is 20,500, the sites it's been linked on I've never heard before, yet I've heard a lot of links that the telemarketer has been found on, I seriously think this is a dumb ytmnd, sure there are other dumb ones, but the very first ytmnd I ever had seen was blue ball, and I'm sure for a lot of people it may be the same, this isn't a ytmnd made for laughs as much as it is for views.
December 13th, 2006
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sure blue ball has had hate in it's comments but not to the extremities as telemarketer has, blue ball, in my opnion is a very symbolic gesture to ytmnd, many ytmnders, and most of them that belong to ytmnd and dont just create an account because they like this, feel that this shouldn't pass blue ball and I feel the same way, the links found on google were posted for blue ball much slower than that of HTPATM. 20,500 in about a years time and this at 40,500 in about 2 months. Does that seem fair to you?
December 13th, 2006
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die mother f*cker die.
December 13th, 2006
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In 8 or 9 days it will undoubtedly pass blue ball machine, nothing to do but wait... Sadly as it sounds...
December 13th, 2006
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IT'S OVER 4 MILLION!!
December 13th, 2006
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DOWN WITH BLUEBALL!
December 13th, 2006
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 13th, 2006
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PM M ME FOR VIEW HACKS, BE PARTY OF YTMND HISTORY!!
December 13th, 2006
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"the very first ytmnd I ever had seen was blue ball," christ.... do you know how hypocritical you sound?? go back 2 wherever you came from....
December 13th, 2006
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A NEW YTMND ORDER
December 13th, 2006
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This is YTMND
December 13th, 2006
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f*ck u
December 13th, 2006
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this is proof rednecks still walk the earth.
December 13th, 2006
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1'd for the admitting of viewhax...
December 13th, 2006
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KILL THIS YTMND!
December 13th, 2006
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Happy Holidays!
December 13th, 2006
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GET THIS BULLSH*T OFF MY INTERNETS. NOW.
December 13th, 2006
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THIS DOES NOT DESERVE TOP VIEWED. POLENDIZE AND THEN DELETE.
December 13th, 2006
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stern ruelz
December 13th, 2006
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gay
December 13th, 2006
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haha, this is great. I've never seen a bigger collection of retards than the guys downvoting a pointless flash animation on a pointless website. The fact that so many people would waste their time on this instead of doing something even mildly entertaining like play World of Warcraft, shows how screwed up internet kiddies are nowadays. 5'd to piss em all off....
December 13th, 2006
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Flash animation? It's a gif.
December 13th, 2006
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view hax ftw
December 13th, 2006
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Hi, I'm senatorjohnmccain, and I disapprove this message.
December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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?
December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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6 more days bitches
December 13th, 2006
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I go away and you sh*tc*cks let a piece of trash like this get 4 stars and 4 million views.
December 13th, 2006
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Why would Max delete this when it brings so much traffic to the site? That being said, delete plz.
December 13th, 2006
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Mexican midget?
December 13th, 2006
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Anyone notice Ytmnd has been a lot slower lately, or is that just me?
December 13th, 2006
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boring
December 13th, 2006
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=(
December 13th, 2006
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"I go away and you sh*tc*cks let a piece of trash like this get 4 stars and 4 million views."- Blame it on the f*cking chain e-mail,not even a YTMND can be #1 for 2 months now.
December 13th, 2006
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XD
December 14th, 2006
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If only YTMNDs could commit suicide...
December 14th, 2006
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WHY THE HELL IS THIS STILL IN THE TOP SPOT?
December 14th, 2006
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End this.
December 14th, 2006
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How to prank a telemarketer will break the top viewed. it will win. who are you to judge?
December 14th, 2006
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everyone hates you
December 14th, 2006
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Ok, that's it. I just heard my mother listen to this in the livingroom. Vote is now changed to 1.
December 14th, 2006
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I know all YTMND's doesn't have to be original material, but to have the views spammed up this high, take up space annoyingly, and getting into the other categories just makes it plain suck. Please remove or delete this YTMND.
December 14th, 2006
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You know it's really funny. The first few hundred responses are mostly favorable. Sure there were a few downvoters, but you had a quality YTMND. At this point, no one likes you. NO ONE.
December 14th, 2006
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HOW TO PRANK A TELEMARKETERRRRRRRR HOW TO PRANK A TElEMARKETERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!! INSANE HILARIOUS FUNNY L@@K L@@K L@@K HILARIOUS SIMPLE MINDED SEDATIVE YEAAAAA!!!!1!!!! HOW TO PRANK A TELEMARKETER!!!!!!!!!!!!! EBAUMS HILARIOUS INSANE NUMB THE PAIN OF LIFE WITH STUPIDITY
December 14th, 2006
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Just based on it's views, I see hall of fame...
December 14th, 2006
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ITS GOING TO BE THE TOP VIEWED SITE ON YTMND EVER. STOP IT. DELETE THE SITE.
December 14th, 2006
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GTFO.
December 14th, 2006
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WOW U NUBS ARE RETARDED, OF COURSE PEOPLE LIKE HIM, ALL THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER, FFS JUST GTFO OF YTMND ALREADY
December 14th, 2006
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lol @ how all but a few notably ghey exceptions, this site was downvoted by noobs with none of their own sites, i mean seriously no one cares about top viewed besides narvs...
December 14th, 2006
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vcbndfjt
December 14th, 2006
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ok originally I fived this but this is ridiculous how many votes this is getting; already 9,000? At 8am in the morning? Are you f*cking kidding me? THIS long after its been made? I don't think so. gtfo it was pretty good the first time I heard it, but still it wasn't amazing. It's no blue ball factory thats for sure :3
December 14th, 2006
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December 14th, 2006
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Still funny. Don't delete this, it's hilarious to see the whiners.
December 14th, 2006
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December 14th, 2006
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To all you people who are pissed at all the views: This site was linked by the Washington Post AND Reuters, so blame them. Check here- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ytmnd
December 14th, 2006
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Needs more advertising. Let's pay YTMND's bills for the next year or so off this mediocre page, k?
December 14th, 2006
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December 14th, 2006
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Gtfo here now. I hate this site. It shouldn't have so many god damn views.
December 14th, 2006
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GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE HAVE THE COURTESY TO DELETE THIS MADNESS!!!!??!?!!?!? THIS DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THE #1 VIEWED SITE!!! IT IS NOT A "PURE" YTMND!!! GTFO!!!!!! IT MADE ITS VIEWS OFF OF THE UNWELCOMED OUTSIDERS. IF YOU WANT TOP VIEWED, GET THE VIEWS OFF THE REGULARS, THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE AT YTMND. You're not even getting proportionate comments and votes to your views!!! JUST DELETE THIS!!!!!
December 14th, 2006
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GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE HAVE THE COURTESY TO DELETE THIS MADNESS!!!!??!?!!?!? THIS DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THE #1 VIEWED SITE!!! IT IS NOT A "PURE" YTMND!!! GTFO!!!!!! IT MADE ITS VIEWS OFF OF THE UNWELCOMED OUTSIDERS. IF YOU WANT TOP VIEWED, GET THE VIEWS OFF THE REGULARS, THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE AT YTMND. You're not even getting proportionate comments and votes to your views!!! JUST DELETE THIS!!!!!
December 14th, 2006
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GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE HAVE THE COURTESY TO DELETE THIS MADNESS!!!!??!?!!?!? THIS DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THE #1 VIEWED SITE!!! IT IS NOT A "PURE" YTMND!!! GTFO!!!!!! IT MADE ITS VIEWS OFF OF THE UNWELCOMED OUTSIDERS. IF YOU WANT TOP VIEWED, GET THE VIEWS OFF THE REGULARS, THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE AT YTMND. You're not even getting proportionate comments and votes to your views!!! JUST DELETE THIS!!!!!
December 14th, 2006
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Saw it the first time and that was more than enough.
December 14th, 2006
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You're the telemarketer now dog! YTTND!
December 14th, 2006
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I bet every one of you crying f*cks is under 17. If you don't like it, don't click on it! STFU and GTFO!
December 14th, 2006
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No. Totally not Number 1.
December 14th, 2006
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"the very first ytmnd I ever had seen was blue ball," christ.... do you know how hypocritical you sound?? go back 2 wherever you came from" Hey dumb ass, do you even know what a hypocrit is? That's the first YTMND I had ever come across of, how can I be contradicting myself there, f*cking stupid people...
December 14th, 2006
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Get off the front page kthnx
December 14th, 2006
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LOL MAX HALL OF FAMED THIS CUZ OF ALL U CRYING BITCHES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
December 14th, 2006
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How to Prank a Telemarketer-By James Joyner-My wife forwarded me this one: How to prank a Telemarketer. I’ve seen this kind of thing before but this fellow, Tom Mabe, is more creative than most.-How to prank a telemarketer-by Volker Weber-Make sure you put down that coffee cup before listening. Consider yourself warned.-Mick Hartley-Politics and Culture-A telemarketer gets more than he bargained for... (via Secular Blasphemy)-funny-How to prank a Telemarketer -From SDFLKJ- Barcepundit (English edition)-Tues
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I wish I could give you extra stars for pissing off so many people.
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"lol @ how all but a few notably ghey exceptions, this site was downvoted by noobs with none of their own sites, i mean seriously no one cares about top viewed besides narvs..."- You're a 2006er who upvotes crap and downvote classic YTMND's. Wonder who's the narv now?
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Instead of just downvoting this, send around a chainletter to blue ball machine.
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Not to mention stealing the NEDM vids,like a parasite.
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how the f*ck did thid get over 4 million views in the 1/32 time of blue ball jesus why would people veiw this so many times its only funny the first tim you watch it
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Classics are teh best. I've liked them since the beginning. THIS, however... just get a prank phone call and put it with some written text... Is this what this site is turning into?
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This is some bullsh*t, Charles.
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viewhack, please leave us
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in English language versions of the franchise, it used to be “Gotta catch ’em all!”, although it is now no longer officially used except in the spin-off series Pokémon Chronicles. The concept of the Pokémon saga stems from the hobby of insect collecting, a popular pastime which Pokémon's creator Satoshi Tajiri had enjoyed as a child. Tajiri’s formula took off in Japan and was adapted (and translated) in 1998 for the American market, with the release of Pokémon Red and Blue. These games allowed players to
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Beauty and the Beach" is banned worldwide outside of Asia, that is, in all countries that receive the series from 4Kids Entertainment. It is the 18th episode of the original Japanese series, titled "Holiday at Apaculo". On June 24, 2000, a newly produced English-language version of the episode aired on Kids' WB! as "Beauty and the Beach". Promoted as a "lost episode" special presentation, it has only received one rerun and has not yet been shown elsewhere or released on DVD or VHS. In this episode, the female characters all enter a beauty contest. Team Rocket also enters, with James donning an inflatable suit with huge, exaggerated breasts. As one scene of the episode was about James showing off his artificial cleavage for humorous effect, this scene was removed from the English-language version when it finally aired. The episode's title is a play off of the 1991 Disney film Beauty and the Beast. [edit] Tentacool & Tentacruel Tentacruel around some destroyed buildings."Tentacool & Tentacruel" h
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Electric Soldier Porygon" (ã§ã‚“ã®ã†ã›ã‚“ã—ãƒãƒªã‚´ãƒ³, DennÅ Senshi Porigon?) was aired in Japan on December 16, 1997, around 18:30 Japanese time (09:30 UTC), and became infamous for causing a number of epileptic seizures in young viewers. It is now banned worldwide, including Japan. About 20 minutes into the episode "DennÅ Senshi Porygon", there was a scene in which Pikachu stops some rockets with his lightning attack, resulting in a huge explosion that flashed red and blue lights. Although there were similar parts in the episode with red and blue flashes, this scene was extremely intense, with blinks at a rate of about 12 Hz for approximately 4 seconds in almost full screen, and then for 2 seconds outright fullscreen. At this point, viewers started to complain of blurred vision, headaches, dizziness and nausea, actual cases of the motif of harmful sensation. A few people even had seizures, blindness, convulsions and lost consciousnes
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Jynx's thirteen second appearance in "All Things Bright and Beautifly" was also removed in the English series. The Jynx Erika owns in "Mean With Envy" and "Pacifidlog Jam" marks the first appearance of Jynx in purple. Jynx can still be seen in its old color, in some Pikachu's Jukebox songs & in Pokemon Stadium. The scenes are taken from Holiday Hi-Jynx. However, Jynx can still be seen in her original black color in the episode "Princess Vs. Princess" as a Pokémon Doll and "The Mandarin Island Miss-match", who Prima of the Elite Four owns one. [edit] The Ice Cave! "The Ice Cave!", which would have been part of Pokémon: Master Quest, was skipped over by 4Kids Entertainment and hence never shown outside of Asia. It was the first widespread ban of a Pokémon episode in four years. This episode, much like Holiday Hi-Jynx (although that episode was only removed from rotation in one country) was also banned because of the appearance of controversial character Jynx. When the episode was first skipped over, it
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Hi-Jynx", an episode which was already "out of order" due to being pushed back after the show's hiatus following the "seizure incident" (above), aired on North American television several times but is no longer part of the rotation in that region. When "Holiday Hi-Jynx" aired on Kids WB it was usually around Christmas time along with "Snow Way Out". The episode garnered controversy because of Jynx's original appearance. Her dark skin, exaggerated lips, and light hair, more than likely inspired by Yama-uba, are strikingly similar to performers in blackface, and the racially-charged image drew a great deal of criticism. This criticism became very public after Carole Boston Weatherford published an article in Black World Today about Jynx's appearance.[2] Since the incident, Jynx has been modified to have purple skin, but even in other episodes before the change took effect any appearances have often been cut out of the show.[citation needed] The episode continues to air elsewhere around the world and is also
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^ “Pokemon (sic) Franchise Approaches 150 Million Games Sold”, PR Newswire. URL accessed on April 19, 2006. ^ "The Ultimate Game Freak: Interview with Satoshi Tajiri”, TimeAsia (Waybacked). ^ "Pokemon USA Moves Licensing In-House", Gamasutra. ^ Behrens, Matt (2006-12-01). Nintendo sales through end of November revealed. N-Sider. N-Sider Media. Retrieved on 2006-12-01. ^ MacDonald, Mark; Brokaw, Brian; Arnold; J. Douglas; Elies, Mark. Pokémon Trainer's Guide. Sandwich Islands Publishing, 1999. ISBN 0-439-15404-9. (pg73) ^ thepikaclub.com. New Pokémon information thepikaclub.com.. URL Accessed July 21, 2006. ^ "Cubed3 Pokémon Battle Revolution Confirmed for Wii" Cubed3.com. URL Accessed June 7, 2006. ^ Super Smash Bros. Product Information Amazon.co.uk URL Accessed April 19, 2006. ^ Super Smash Bros. Melee Unlockable character guide Nintendo.com. URL Accessed April 19, 2006. ^ “Guides:Super Smash Bros. Melee,” IGN.com. URL accessed on December 29, 2005. ^ Super Smash Bros. Brawl screensho
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we laugh has been the subject of serious academic study, examples being: Henri Bergson, in his book Le rire (Laughter, 1901), suggests that laughter evolved to make social life possible for human beings. Sigmund Freud's "Jokes and Their Relationship to the Unconscious". Arthur Koestler, in The Act of Creation (1964), analyzes humor and compares it to other creative activities, such as literature and science. Marvin Minsky in Society of Mind (1986). Marvin Minsky suggests that laughter has a specific function related to the human brain. In his opinion jokes and laughter are mechanisms for the brain to learn nonsense. For that reason, he argues, jokes are usually not as funny when you hear them repeatedly. Edward de Bono in "The Mechanism of the Mind" (1969) and "I am Right, You are Wrong" (1990). Edward de Bono suggests that the mind is a pattern matching machine, and that it works by recognizing stories and behavior and putting them into familiar patterns. When a familiar connection is disrupte
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Sennett occasionally experimented with color and was the first to get a talkie short subject on the market in 1928. In 1932 he was nominated for the Academy Award for Live Action Short Film in the comedy division for producing The Loud Mouth and won in the novelty division for Wrestling Swordfish. Less successful films such as Hypnotized (with blackface comedians Mack and Moran) were produced in the early 1930s near the end of his career, when he sold his catalog of films to Warner Brothers. As moviegoers' tastes changed, Warner used these for occasional stock footage but eventually destroyed them to save storage space. As a result many Sennett films, especially those from his most productive and creative period, no longer exist. Due to heavy losses in the 1929 stock market crash, distribution problems, changes in public taste and the advent of sound films, Sennett was forced into bankruptcy in November 1933. He went into semi-retirement two years later at the age of 55, having produced more than a thousan
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When a technically-good joke is referred changing it with paraphrasing, it is not laughable anymore; this is because the paraphrase, changing some term or moving it within the sentence, breaks the joke mechanism (its vividness, brevity and rhythm), and its power and effectiveness are lost. Douglas Adams described sentences where the joke word is the final word as "comically weighted." This saves the "payoff" until the last possible moment, allowing the expectation for surprise to reach its highest point, while the mind is more firmly rooted in the pattern established by the rest of the sentence. [citation needed] [edit] Why do we laugh (model of appreciation) No satisfactory theory of laughter that explains why humans laugh has yet gained wide acceptance. Some of the prominent explanations (that is a humor appreciation model) comes from part of the ideas contained in the psychology essay Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious, by Sigmund Freud (1905) [4]. According to Freud's operational desc
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[edit] Styles The question / answer joke, sometimes posed as a common riddle, has a supposedly straight question and an answer which is twisted for humorous effect; puns are often employed. Of this type are knock-knock joke, lightbulb joke, the many variations on "why did the chicken cross the road?", and the class of "What's the difference between..." joke, where the punch line is often a pun or a spoonerism linking two apparently entirely unconnected concepts. Some jokes require a double act, where one respondent (usually the straight man) can be relied on to give the correct response to the person telling the joke. This is more common in performance than informal joke-telling. A shaggy dog story is an extremely long and involved joke with a weak or completely nonexistent punchline. The humor lies in building up the audience's anticipation and then letting them down completely. The longer the story can continue without the audience realising it is a joke, and not a serious anecdote, the more successf
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DDB:dynB From GO wiki Jump to: navigation, search Dictyostelium discoideum dynB:dynactin 50 kDa subunit, dynamitin Synonyms:Ddp50, DCTN2, p50 dynB on dictyBase [edit]GO terms GO:0005813_!_centrosome (C) TAS [1] GO:0005869_!_dynactin_complex (C) IEA with/from InterPro:IPR006996 [2] GO:0007017_!_microtubule-based_proDDB:dynB From GO wiki Jump to: navigation, search Dictyostelium discoideum dynB:dynactin 50 kDa subunit, dynamitin Synonyms:Ddp50, DCTN2, p50 dynB on dictyBase [edit]GO
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headache (medically known as cephalalgia, sometimes spelled as cephalgia) is a condition of pain in the head; sometimes neck or upper back pain may also be interpreted as a headache. It ranks amongst the most common local pain complaints. Headaches have a wide variety of causes, ranging from eye strain, sinusitis and tension to life-threatening conditions such as encephalitis, meningitis, cerebral aneurysms and brain tumors (although up to 99% of headaches have a benign cause and do not warrant further
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The brain itself is not sensitive to pain, because it lacks pain-sensitive nerve fibers. Several areas of the head can hurt, including a network of nerves which extends over the scalp and certain nerves in the face, mouth, and throat. The meninges and the blood vessels do have pain perception. Headache often results from traction to or irritation of the meninges and blood vessels. The muscles of the head may similarly be sensitive to pain. [edit] Types There are five types of headache: vascular, myogenic (muscle tension), cervicogenic, traction, and inflammatory. Vascular The most common type of vascular headache is migraine. Migraine headaches are usually characterized by severe pain on one or both sides of the head, an upset stomach, and, at times, disturbed vision. It is more common in women. After migraine, the most common type of vascular headache is the "toxic" headache produced by fever. Other kinds of vascular headaches include cluster headaches, which cause repeated episodes of intense p
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While statistically headaches are most likely to be harmless and self-limiting, some specific headache syndromes may demand specific treatment or may be warning signals of more serious disorders. Some headache subtypes are characterized by a specific pattern of symptoms, and no further testing may be necessary, while others may prompt further diagnostic tests. Headache associated with specific symptoms may warrant urgent medical attention, particularly sudden, severe headache or sudden headache associated with a stiff neck; headaches associated with fever, convulsions, or accompanied by confusion or loss of consciousness; headaches following a blow to the head, or associated with pain in the eye or ear; persistent headache in a person with no previous history of headaches; and recurring headache in children. The most important step in diagnosing a headache is for the physician to take a careful history and to examine the patient. In the majority of cases the diagnosis will be tension headache or migrain
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Migraine's secondary characteristics are inconsistent. Triggers precipitating a particular episode of migraine vary widely. The simplest treatment, applying warm/hot water or cold water soaked cloths to the affected area of head, is contradictory — hot or cold can either increase or decrease pain, though it is consistent in the same patient.[2] A particular migraine rescue drug may sometimes work and sometimes not work in the same patient. Some migraine types don't have pain or don't occur in the head. Available evidence suggests that migraine pain is one symptom of several to many disorders of the serotonergic control system, a dual hormone-neurotransmitter with numerous types of receptors. Two disorders, classic migraine with aura (MA, STG) common migraine without aura (MO, STG), are currently proved to be genetic.[3] Additional migraine types are suspected and could be proved to be genetic. Migraine understood as several or many disorders could explain the inconsistencies, especially if a single patient
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For the 20-30%[4][5] of migraineurs who suffer migraine with aura, the migraine aura is comprised of focal neurological phenomena that precedes or accompany the attack. They appear gradually over 5 to 20 minutes and generally last less than 60 minutes. The headache phase of the migraine attack usually begins within 60 minutes of the end of the aura phase, but it is sometimes delayed up to several hours, and it can be missing entirely. Symptoms of migraine aura can be visual, sensory, or motor in nature.[6] Visual aura is the most common of the neurological events. There is a disturbance of vision consisting usually of unformed flashes of white or rarely of multicolored lights (photopsia) or forma­tions of dazzling zigzag lines (arranged like the battlements of a castle, hence the term fortification spec­tra or teichopsia). Some patients complain of blurred or shimmering or cloudy vision, as though they were look­ing through thick or smoked glass, or, in some cases, tunnel vision. The somatosensory aura of
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[edit] Pain phase The typical migraine headache is unilateral, throbbing, moderate to severe and can be aggravated by physical activity. Not all of these features are necessary. The pain may be bilateral at the onset or start on one side and become generalized, usually alternates sides from one attack to the next. The onset is usually gradual. The pain peaks and then subsides, and usually lasts between 4 and 72 hours in adults and 1 to 48 hours in children. The frequency of attacks is extremely variable, from a few in a lifetime to several times a week, and the average migraineur experiences from one to three headaches a month. The head pain varies greatly in intensity. The pain of migraine is invariably accompanied by other features. Anorexia is common, and nausea occurs in almost 90 percent of patients, while vomiting occurs in about one third of patients. Many patients experience sensory hyperexcitability manifested by photophobia, phonophobia, osmophobia and seek a dark and quiet room. Blurred vision, na
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might result and that the occurrence of migraines might end if the hole were blocked. Several clinical trials are currently under way in an effort to determine if a causal link between PFO and migraine can be found. Early speculation as to this relationship has centered on the idea that the lungs detoxify blood as it passes through. The PFO allows blood to go directly from the right side of the heart to the left without passing through the lungs. Migraine headaches can be a symptom of Hypothyroidism. [edit] Types [edit] Migraine without aura This is the most commonly seen form of migraine; patients who primarily suffer from migraine without aura may also have attacks of migraine with aura. According to the International Classification of Headache Disorders[8] it is a recurrent headache disorder manifesting in attacks lasting 4-72 hours. Typical characteristics of the headache are unilateral location, pulsating quality, moderate or severe intensity, aggravation by routine physical activity and asso
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i sure do love titties! anybody else? titties?
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In 2005, authors who reviewed the medical literature[33] found that the available information about dietary trigger factors relies mostly on the subjective assessments of patients. Some suspected dietary trigger factors appear to genuinely promote or precipitate migraine episodes, but many other suspected dietary triggers have never been demonstrated to trigger migraines. The review authors found that alcohol, caffeine withdrawal, and missing meals are the most important dietary migraine precipitants. The authors say dehydration deserves more attention, and that some patients are sensitive to red wine. The authors found little or no demonstrated evidence that notorious suspected triggers chocolate, cheese, or that histamine, tyramine, nitrates, or nitrites normally present in foods trigger headaches. The artificial sweetener aspartame (NutraSweet®) has not been shown to trigger headache, but in a large and definitive study monosodium glutamate (MSG) in large doses (2.5 grams) was associated with adverse sympt
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Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis for satisfactory sexual intercourse regardless of the capability of ejaculation. There are various underlying causes, such as diabetes, many of which are medically reversible. The causes of erectile dysfunction may be physiological or psychological. Psychological impotence can often be helped by almost anything that the patient believes in; there is a very strong p
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You can support Wikipedia and the Wikimedia Foundation by making a tax-deductible donation. Erectile dysfunction From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Impotence of organic origin Classifications and external resources ICD-10 N48.4 ICD-9 607.84 Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis for satisfactory sexual intercourse regardless of the capability of ejaculation. Ther
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Penile erection is managed by two different mechanisms. The first one is the reflex erection, which is achieved by directly touching the penile shaft. The second is the psychogenic erection, which is achieved by erotic stimuli. The former uses the peripheral nerves and the lower parts of the spinal cord, whereas the latter uses the limbic system of the brain. In both conditions an intact neural system is required for a successful and complete erection. Stimulation of penile shaft by the nervous system leads to the secretion of nitric oxide (NO), which causes the relaxation of smooth muscles of corpora cavernosa (the main erectile tissue of penis), and subsequently penile erection. Additionally, adequate levels of testosterone (produced by the testes) and an intact pituitary gland are required for the development of a healthy male erectile system. As can be understood from the mechanisms of a normal erection, impotence may develop due to hormonal deficiency, disorders of the neural system, lack of adequate pen
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reatment depends on the cause. Testosterone supplements may be used for cases due to hormonal deficiency. However, the cause is more usually lack of adequate penile blood supply as a result of damage to inner walls of blood vessels. This damage is more frequent in older men, and often associated with disease, in particular diabetes. Treatments (with the exception of testosterone supplementation, where effective) work on a temporary basis: they enable an erection to be attained and maintained long enough for intercourse, but do not permanently improve the underlying condition. ED can in many cases be treated by drugs taken orally, injected, or as penile suppositories. These drugs increase the efficacy of NO, which dilates the blood vessels of corpora cavernosa. When oral drugs or suppositories fail, injections (e.g. of apomorphine) into the erectile tissue of the penile shaft may work. When pharmacological methods fail, a purpose-designed external vacuum pump can be used to attain erection, with a sep
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Vacuum pump An external vacuum pump will produce an engorged penis with success approaching 90%; a penis ring will maintain this state, although it should be removed after not more than 30 minutes. The erection is not as rigid or hard as a natural erection; drugs or injections, when they work, may be preferable. Various studies show the degree of satisfaction of users and their partners to be vary variable, even when drugs and injections do not work; in one study, about 20% of men who tried a (high-priced) pump decided to proceed to purchase one. Other studies show higher percentages of satisfied users. In some cases frequent use of a vacuum pump can eventually improve the degree of erection attainable without use of the pump. Claims of cheap "penis pumps" to permanently increase maximum penis size should be viewed with caution, however. Some vacuum pumps, such as Osbon ErecAid, are sold at a higher price with 100% refund within 90 days to dissatisfied users, with a somewhat lower price with 50% refund
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Ginseng A double-blind study appears to show evidence that ginseng is better than placebo:[1] see the ginseng article for more details. Enzyte Enzyte is a product that has been advertised by saturation coverage on television channels such as CourtTV. However, the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) about Enzyte for deceptive advertising. It is manufactured by Berkeley Nutritionals, which is alleged to be the subject of an investigation by the Attorney General of Ohio and the defendant in class-action lawsuits. Enzyte is a supplement that claims to increase the male libido or frequency of erections of the penis. Commercials for Enzyte are shown regularly on television. These commercials feature a man named Bob who never stops smiling, apparently because he had taken Enzyte and improved the size of his sex organs. The commercials are riddled with symbolic phallic imagery, e.g. golf clubs, remarkably tall glasses of iced tea, and
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"GET THIS TO MOST COMMENTED EVER" lol!
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Sphonix will go to cyber-hell if this surpasses Blue Ball Machine as most viewed YTMND ever.
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I've never one'd a site before.
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3.91. penwt.
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STOP BEING AN *SSH*LE, *SSH*LE!
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brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before this so you better be ready for a brazilian kiss or two. brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before this so you better be ready for a brazilian kiss or two. brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before
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brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before this so you better be ready for a brazilian kiss or two. brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before this so you better be ready for a brazilian kiss or two. brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before
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brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before this so you better be ready for a brazilian kiss or two. brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before this so you better be ready for a brazilian kiss or two. brazilian kiss: Putting your face into your partner's *ss while they take a fart during sex. I just ate a whole can of beans before
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dumb
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wtf ftw
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I bought one of his CD's a few years ago, he comes up with some pretty funny stuff to prank these guys.
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Instead of just downvoting this, send around a chainletter linking to blue ball machine.
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look at all the pussies here on ytmnd. complaining about there site
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please just DIE ALREADY!!! jesus christ, this ytmnd was ok last month but come on
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Too...many...views...but it is good.
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go away.
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Stop the mass-viewing!!!
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WILMAR, MN- In what has been called an 'idiotic' and 'senseless' move, 6-year-old Wilmar resident Hayden Morrison has drowned in a pond. Morrison's mother, Sandy Tucker, in an emotional press conference this morning, described exactly what happened leading up to Morrison's ridiculously stupid death. "We went for a walk in the park, like we do every Saturday," described Tucker, "we were feeding the ducks at the pond, when my friend from work, Corinne, walks by, so she stops to talk. Suddenly, we heard a splash, and there was Hayden, floating face down in the middle of the pond." Tucker and her friend rushed to save Morrison, but by the time they had fished him out with big sticks, he had died. "How retarded is this kid?," inquired Wilmar Sheriff Lou Asche at this morning's press conference, "I mean, how did the kid go from being alive and well to floating face down in a duck pond?- The pond was only four inches deep! How the hell did he drown in four inches of water?" A report released today sh
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shows that this kind of death is not uncommon. An accident in Redmond, WA, last month, resulted in some stupid kid drowning in a puddle, two inches deep. Another incident in Beaumont, TX, saw a 10-year-old boy drown while showering. "He picked a hell of a time to die," said the father of Morrison, Tony Morrison, "it's almost Christmas. I had got his presents already. Now I have to go back and return them. Some I bought months ago, so I'm over the 30-day return limit. Do I look like I want store credit?"
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saying nay to the nay sayers
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Views Today: 106,031 Views Yesterday: 106,031 is this significant?
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DELETE IT ALREADY F*G
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Who is left on the Internet that HASN'T seen this for it to still be getting 100,000 + views a day? Give me a f*cking break.
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I don't hate this because of Blue Ball. It's somewhat funny, but honestly, I really think the whole thing was staged and that lessens my enjoyment greatly of it. The prank was not handled with subtlety or tact and that means the guy was either entirely brain damaged to the extreme or in on it. I'll give it a 3. That said this is bringing a lot of people to YTMND which is good for everyone. So STFU about it replacing the top slots.
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die mothaf*cka die still fool
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please delete this crap
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Make it stop......MAKE IT STOP!!!
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please stop it. please. before it's too late
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Whats the big deal anyway? who cares if this ytmnd get more views then blue ball machine? whats the big sh*t?
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Because it's linked to about 50,000 different sites. Sorta like how Ebaum gets all his hits. Steals sh*t, posts them everywhere, and waits for hits.
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Saw this quite a while ago with my old account. As it is now deleted, well, I think you deserve another five.
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LOL OMG I AM LAUGHING MY *SS OFF!!! AWESOME DUDE AWESOME
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Instead of just downvoting this, send around a chainletter linking to blue ball machine.
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PEOPLE THIS YTMND HAS TO MANY VIEWS IT CANNOT BE DELETED BECAUSE ITS LOCKED, AFTER 100,000 VIEWS MAX KEEPS THIS YTMND LOCKED, SO F*CKING FACE IT, IT CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM YTMND!
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this site doesnt deserve that many views.... he didnt do sh*t, and why is this so damn popular? Its not THAT good....
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Made me laugh, so 5
December 15th, 2006
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look out blue ball machine
December 15th, 2006
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NO matter how many times I stab it, it won't die!!!
December 15th, 2006
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Friggin love it- as for the downvoters on this site (as well as all sites), ehem: may you die through various forms of torture...
December 15th, 2006
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By the way: sorry, I meant to give you a five, but I accidentally hit four (and it's irreversible).
December 15th, 2006
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same old sh*t. still on ytmnd
December 15th, 2006
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Do yourself a favor and delete this. It's gone on long enough.
December 15th, 2006
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What are you doing? Stop it.
December 15th, 2006
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1'nd for great justice
December 15th, 2006
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"PEOPLE THIS YTMND HAS TO MANY VIEWS IT CANNOT BE DELETED BECAUSE ITS LOCKED, AFTER 100,000 VIEWS MAX KEEPS THIS YTMND LOCKED, SO F*CKING FACE IT, IT CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM YTMND!" -I don't think the creator of a site would be stupid enough to not have the ability to unlock something...
December 15th, 2006
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BTW is there any reason why the past two days it's always been ending at 106,031?
December 15th, 2006
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Please, someone hack this site. It needs to happen. If some asswipe can hack Dr. Dre ft. Cosby back when it was low security, surely someone can find a way around the system for this one. Come on Comrades! The Party is not pleased.
December 15th, 2006
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Stolen bullsh*t from some gay radio show.
December 15th, 2006
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Instead of just downvoting this, send around a chainletter linking to blue ball machine.
December 15th, 2006
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December 15th, 2006
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1156 favorites. rofl
December 15th, 2006
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THis is the Barry Bonds of YTMND.
December 15th, 2006
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=/
December 15th, 2006
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DIE
December 15th, 2006
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I wouldn't call Blue Ball Machine a pure YTMND either. That doesn't mean it isn't good, however.
December 15th, 2006
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NSFW
December 16th, 2006
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/spit
December 16th, 2006
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not the place for this
December 16th, 2006
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November 12th, 2008
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December 16th, 2006
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needs more nedm
December 16th, 2006
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needs more nedm brian peppers raping stephanie lazy town f*ggot goatse f*ggots
December 16th, 2006
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1'd for not knowing when the f*ck to die. It was a good YTMND, but seriously folks. Two months in the top daily viewed? This isn't that good. Nothing is.
December 16th, 2006
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POLAND IT.
December 16th, 2006
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Sphonix, you've had your fun. Delete this.