Timeless Romance Epic
Created on: August 8th, 2006
Timeless Romance Epic
I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.

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August 8th, 2006
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5'd for the NEDM at the end
August 8th, 2006
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Y?? for the love of..... NEDM!!1 FTW good sir, ftw..... "whimper"
August 8th, 2006
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*sob*
August 8th, 2006
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I think the end would have been funnier if (instead of 'boy-y?') you had the audio and visual of "What the f*ck!? I didn't expect that!?!" From the flash Metal Gear Awesome. Seen here > http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/297383
August 8th, 2006
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Easily the longest YTMND ever made, but actually interesting even though it's slow-paced and makes fun of myspace. Such a combination is surely once in a lifetime. 3 stars
August 8th, 2006
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+5 for your hard work. -1 for being anticlimatic. -1 for being too long.
August 8th, 2006
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-5 for lack of NEDM +5 for Lost Soundtrack. I can't wait for the movie! lolz
August 8th, 2006
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y??
August 8th, 2006
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brilliance
August 8th, 2006
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you sir get a 5!
August 8th, 2006
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WEFSADFSDFDSF
August 8th, 2006
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well, that was total mindf*ck.
August 8th, 2006
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If this is real, I'm gonna cry, if this is a fake, I'm going all NEDM with my cat!
August 8th, 2006
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Because it came from myspace, it gets a 1. Yes I have a heart of stone, but it is only a story.
August 8th, 2006
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the boy LEFT right after the nurse told him to leave because visiting hours were over. I don't think he loved her
August 8th, 2006
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I LOL'd
August 8th, 2006
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btw, hellmouth, you dumbass, he's making fun of it. Jesus christ some people are dumb
August 8th, 2006
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also, he didn't write himself, I've gotten this story about 30 times through myspace bulletins
August 8th, 2006
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Interesting read but I kinda got pissed when the frame flashed by at what the boy's note said. Missed it.
August 8th, 2006
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lol nedm
August 8th, 2006
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Y?? Easily more EPIC than NOOOOO! Your commentary and music make the story almost seem decent, until the girl grows super powers and decides to speak through her iron lung.
August 8th, 2006
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It is obvious they have gone through more pain than any other 13 year olds ever have, ever.
August 8th, 2006
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I laughed about the humorous presentation, but when I thought about it, thats an oddly touching and sad story. Emo through and through, but in a slightly less bad way than usual.
August 9th, 2006
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lol NEDM
August 9th, 2006
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dat wuz ezlee da most romantik fing ive evar red Your commentary cracked me up. 5'd
August 9th, 2006
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happycat lol
August 9th, 2006
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Proof that string instruments in a minor key and the right storyteller can make the worst story better.
August 9th, 2006
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Touching. Truly touching. *Applause* :P
August 9th, 2006
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Is this real? Also myspace bashing isn't cool. Human emotions are nothing to laugh about. For Shame, for shame...
August 9th, 2006
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^^oh yes that story really touches emotions. Especially at the end of the bulliten when it says "If you don't repost this, you will die of cancer in 3 weeks just as the girl did"
August 10th, 2006
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I watched the whole thing so it must have been good.
August 10th, 2006
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Literary gold!
August 10th, 2006
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y??
August 10th, 2006
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Perfection!
August 10th, 2006
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i hate myspace bullitens
August 10th, 2006
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NEDM y??
August 11th, 2006
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Amazing
August 11th, 2006
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HAHAHA NEDM
August 11th, 2006
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y?? ;_;
August 11th, 2006
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I lost all composure when NEDM popped up. It was the last I expected, I lol'd all over my chair.
August 11th, 2006
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Best. Story. Ever.
August 11th, 2006
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My GF got a blood clot from out of no where and became brain dead. She died the next day when they took her off life support. What I wouldnt give for one last conversation.. Oh yeah, Myspace is gay.
August 11th, 2006
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I like how she is still be able to talk even while on life support. Which makes it even worse, what hospital would purposely end someones life who was able to still think and talk. y??
August 11th, 2006
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All it needs now is a dramatic reading.
August 11th, 2006
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This was garbage. I was hoping for a screamer or something.
August 11th, 2006
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NEDM
August 11th, 2006
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The happy ending makes it win. Two dumbasses dead. Nice! LOLZ...
August 11th, 2006
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D:
August 11th, 2006
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Great work. Reminds me of that "leetspeak" Romeo and Juliet flash animation.
August 11th, 2006
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ROFL, that is one funny story. I have three letters for ya.......EMO! Trying to make other people sad only works on those of us with souls.
August 11th, 2006
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anyone think I should try and make a short film out of this for youtube? let me know. PM or something.
August 12th, 2006
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JESUS F*CK THAT WAS SO LONG.
August 12th, 2006
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Masterful, truly spectacular.
August 12th, 2006
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I think my favorite part of the story is how the nurse hangs up on the boy... because thats proper protocal, and then takes her off life support...despite her ability to talk, think, and most importantly love... the nurse was Dr. Kevorkian right?
August 12th, 2006
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By the way, I though this high comedy was hilarious.
August 13th, 2006
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I think I got this same bulletin... I was like "that's some fast acting cancer." I love what you did with this though. Keep it up.
August 13th, 2006
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BRAVO!
August 13th, 2006
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Such a sad story but... get over it! NEDM!
August 14th, 2006
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lmfao, good sense of humor. I like your style, 5*.
August 14th, 2006
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Wow! This was almost as epic asd Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle!
August 14th, 2006
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Y??
August 15th, 2006
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Ok, I was shown where the NEDM logo is. Therefore I will change my 2 to a 5.
August 15th, 2006
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y??
August 15th, 2006
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It made me cry a little, my copy of season 1 of Full House on DVD went through similiar problems... Is like to talk about it
August 15th, 2006
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;_;
August 15th, 2006
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Thanks for wasteing 5 minutes of my life precious moments i couldve had watching a good ytmnd.
August 16th, 2006
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lol the ending threw me off... are you an emo, or emo hater?... it had best be the latter. >:0
August 16th, 2006
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Wall of text
August 16th, 2006
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SARCASM DETECTED!
August 16th, 2006
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fived for cancer killing her in 3 weeks
August 16th, 2006
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*cries* Truly brilliant....this will make the best seller list in no time...Anyway, i do hope this ytmnd makes the top list sometimes soon because its pretty awesome lol
August 16th, 2006
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Incredible. The greatest thing which I have ever seen with these eyes.
August 16th, 2006
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expected some Kassius-style noise at some point
August 16th, 2006
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best ever!
August 16th, 2006
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Girl...? Girl?? GIRL!! GIIIRRRLLL!!! Y? Y did it have to end this way? Y?? Y?? Y?? NOOOOOOOOO!
August 16th, 2006
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SHEER BRILLIANCE!!
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This DID need to be an NEDM...
August 16th, 2006
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This altogether made me feel sad, happy, funny, laugh, and amazed. 5 stars for 5 different feelings. YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!
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Perfect subtle NEDM at the end, and great commentary. The sad piano music made it a five.
August 16th, 2006
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Brilliance.
August 16th, 2006
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August 17th, 2006
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TOTAL F*CKING CHEESE
August 17th, 2006
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Vote of 1. This is easily the worst YTMND I have ever seen, and cannot believe I watched the whole thing hoping for some glimmer of entertainment out of it. After the 3 minutes or so of wasted life I was greeted by a lame and glib reference to the use of a Y and dual question marks. Die.
August 18th, 2006
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LMFAO! i f*cking love this ytmnd, it brings me to tears every time i watch it, the best thing about it is that your actually right, you also forgot to mention the beat changes in the conversation to highten the mode of romance!
August 18th, 2006
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I like how this wasn't based on a fad.
August 18th, 2006
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Genious Genious Genious!
August 19th, 2006
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lolz... I also think that "Y??" Is one of the most remakable quotes ever. Its even better than the well known "O RLY", and even better than "STFU". Magnificent. You have to repost that YTMND as a bulletin, or you will have 5 years of bad luck...lolz
August 19th, 2006
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you son of a bitch. I kept waiting, saying "dear god, plz let there be some nedm joke or something" but it kept going until the VERY F*CKING END. And then I saw the damn head. Stupid f*ggy short film for the NEDM win.... I hate you
August 20th, 2006
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LOL and I like the happy cat in the corner great minds think alike I suppose lol
August 20th, 2006
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Y??
August 20th, 2006
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I love u!!!!!!!!!11!1
August 20th, 2006
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No, really. Bravo.
August 20th, 2006
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ROFL@EMOS
August 20th, 2006
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Y??
August 20th, 2006
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also c*cks
August 20th, 2006
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*one single tear*
August 20th, 2006
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Lol
August 21st, 2006
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emo kid
August 21st, 2006
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Haha
August 21st, 2006
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I don't think i've laughed this hard in my life. Well done sir.
August 22nd, 2006
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really, really boring.
August 22nd, 2006
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I F*CKING FEEL LIKE PUNCHING SOMETHING!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! WHAT THE F*CK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
August 22nd, 2006
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I cried. I laughed. I pooped a little.
August 22nd, 2006
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Y??
August 22nd, 2006
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By the way, this is 10 times funnier when played with Katamari music in the background. It makes the story even sh*ttier.
August 22nd, 2006
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BRILLIANT
August 22nd, 2006
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y??
August 23rd, 2006
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pee, that is all
August 24th, 2006
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5'd. Y?? Seriously, this is the best thing since "No john..you ARE the demons!!!!"
August 24th, 2006
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Dude, I love these. They're well thought out, hilarious, brillian.
August 24th, 2006
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yeah....the story was crap but the music....PURE GENUIS
August 24th, 2006
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The best part of it was the chapter titles...can i have the link of this to make fun of the author?
August 24th, 2006
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Y Question Mark Question Mark for great Emotional Skillz. It's like MST3k for Sh*tty writing!
August 25th, 2006
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I cant tell if this is a gay slideshow or a joke site making fun of gay slideshows... either way: 1.
August 25th, 2006
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I am touched in the ways of a roman priest.
August 26th, 2006
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Wow this actually made me feel sad(meaning i watched the whole thing!) until i saw it... NEDM!!! Clearly a novel for the ages!
August 27th, 2006
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lol, emo
August 27th, 2006
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i can't believe i watched that whole thing
August 27th, 2006
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at first i was loling because of teh drama. then i put myself into the situation with my gf, and after i finished my 3rd beer i now want to cry. NEDM was a nice touch tho, i wish u woulda added the music to make it more powerful; hes kinda jut in the corner
August 27th, 2006
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Wow. This was a joke, but still it tugged at my heartstrings...with chatroom grammar.
August 27th, 2006
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Spellcheck, assclown.
August 28th, 2006
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Funny that such a thing came from myspace. Nice touch with the Happycat.
August 30th, 2006
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masterful... epic... also c*cks
August 30th, 2006
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Two emos down and only one bullet spent. Talk about a bargain!
August 31st, 2006
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y??
August 31st, 2006
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I LOVE IT! oh wait, that should be "i luv it!!!"
August 31st, 2006
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...... f*cking chain letters, I remember this when I had myspace.. which is about a year ago.
September 1st, 2006
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spelling mistake, chapter 3, hiding is hidind
September 1st, 2006
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Y??
September 1st, 2006
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I HATED IT but was forced to watch the whole thing so I guess u got me... :(
September 2nd, 2006
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NEDM made me vote :P
September 3rd, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 3rd, 2006
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They should have sent a poet :'-(
September 4th, 2006
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lawl
September 4th, 2006
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n*gg* stole my bike!
September 6th, 2006
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You are a sick f*ck, i bet u burn animals.
September 7th, 2006
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Sniff... Shakespeare couldn't have said it better. Magnificent!
September 7th, 2006
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although I want the 5 minutes of my life back, i'll 5 it.
September 7th, 2006
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that was sad, then NEDM showed up and I got happy agian
September 8th, 2006
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MySpace, to put it plainly, sucks donkey balls.
September 8th, 2006
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That was profoundly deeper than many of the YTMNDS here. I applaud your use of wit and sarcasm. I was expecting a trap, but this YTMND pulls through.
September 10th, 2006
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hahaha! she finds she has cancer and dies within a month??
September 10th, 2006
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sounds like something some trashy, hopless whore would post in a bulletin...
September 10th, 2006
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Dear sir, thou art win.
September 10th, 2006
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LOL its so funny because its so patheic
September 10th, 2006
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Funny, Compelling, Thorough Well developed plot, and it made me cry. Brilliant.
September 10th, 2006
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Hillaweeus!
September 10th, 2006
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/sob lol
September 10th, 2006
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Best commentary EVER
September 12th, 2006
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I was practically SCREAMING NEDM at the end! Thank you, sir! You deliver, and therefore, you win. Also c*cks.
September 13th, 2006
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ROFL! I LOVE YOU XD!
September 13th, 2006
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Perfection. Absolute Perfection.
September 15th, 2006
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Were it that I had the passion and brilliance to write such as this, why, I would fill the whole world with my love! A timeless piece of literature for the ages! (also, c*cks)
September 17th, 2006
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DAMMIT you wasted so much of my time. I actually read all that sh*t! You *ssh*l*e!
September 17th, 2006
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I was wondering if there would be an "also c*cks" at the end, but NEDM does the trick. Anyway, the story is BRILLIANT! Thank you so much. ;'(
September 20th, 2006
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NEDM!
September 20th, 2006
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This would be a pretty good story if it were written properly and not a series of poorly written dialogue. It's a start for a myspace noob.
September 20th, 2006
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+4 for longest ytmnd ever
September 22nd, 2006
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You suck.You really suck. You Really REALY suck. My dad died because of cancer, and..That..That just makes me sick.
September 23rd, 2006
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I lol'd
September 25th, 2006
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Love is a sham brought up by the government.
September 27th, 2006
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zomg myspace bullitins rawk man jeez
September 29th, 2006
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
October 12th, 2006
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I was snorting and chuckling all the way through, but, my God, when you paused and zoomed in on the "y??" I fell out of my f*cking chair. Win.
October 22nd, 2006
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lol, what gay emo f*g wrote that?
October 22nd, 2006
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I actually, honest-to-God, "QQ'd". This story made me cry with sad. Just a little. Maybe just mist up a bit. It must have been the music. Very well done. The YTMND, not the story... that could use an editor.
October 29th, 2006
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Yu f*g lol. Well whatever. NEDM kitty "wtf'd" me good job lol
November 9th, 2006
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"y??" such love, such caring! I was in tears!
November 10th, 2006
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My whole family sat and watched this. We were all moved. Y??
November 14th, 2006
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This ytmnd is still the best
November 15th, 2006
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hahah
November 16th, 2006
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lol, myspace
November 18th, 2006
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lol but way too f*cking long=4
December 3rd, 2006
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i laughed...is that bad????nice commentary
December 6th, 2006
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This made me cry
December 9th, 2006
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The fact that you were able to keep us sitting through it for that long deserves five stars on its own.
December 23rd, 2006
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nice. fifen =D
January 1st, 2007
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So disrespectful... nerd
January 14th, 2007
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Wow, man. Good stuff. You clearly know what you're talking about when it comes to... um... well, everything, really. I was actually kind of expecting an NEDM at the 'buildup' scene; interesting that you had a Happycat cameo at the end...
January 19th, 2007
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you have a way with words, but then again you were working with some great source material. Where exactly did that come from?
January 20th, 2007
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Very nice. Though, the effect is slightly ruined when you are using mediocre spelling and grammar to criticize the poor spelling and grammar of the original author.
January 21st, 2007
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Y??
January 21st, 2007
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DEAR GOD Y??
January 21st, 2007
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Y?? Easily best ytmnd around lawl! ^use of internet slang emphasizing familiarity, brilliant work.
January 21st, 2007
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rofl that was great
January 21st, 2007
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Extremely well done and put together. I was expecting a joke beyond the joke somewhere but it never came. Well done!
January 22nd, 2007
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aww. that was perfect. But i burst out laughing at "y??" that was like a comical romance scene...you know where you cry but then laugh at something and it just makes it worse cos the next scene is even more sad
January 24th, 2007
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F*CKING. AMAZING.
January 28th, 2007
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y?? if she was on life support....she would be brain dead, and couln't have talked... therefore some dumbass emo or a girl with an annoyingly passion for made up love stories myspaced this. DAMNIT (5'ed though)
January 30th, 2007
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I couldn't wait to go through it all... sad...
January 30th, 2007
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Y??
February 2nd, 2007
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y??
February 14th, 2007
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Sheer Brilliance
February 14th, 2007
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Glorious, my good sir. A five for you!
February 14th, 2007
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FTW 5'D
February 14th, 2007
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f*cken 11 year olds lol 5 NEDM
February 14th, 2007
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ahh f*ck heres your 5
February 18th, 2007
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Thats both funny and sad... I like how you make fun of the text -- Y??
February 19th, 2007
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Omfg Srsly I roflmaool'd 3 times! JOO ARE WINNER OF WINRARS GOOD SIRS *SIR. YEY
February 19th, 2007
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"i cant believe she didnt think id take a bullet for her! ill show her.." BLAM
February 20th, 2007
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I love it! Nice reference to Maddox.
February 20th, 2007
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rele?
February 21st, 2007
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Y??
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I cried.
March 13th, 2007
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Still my favorite YTMND of all time.
March 17th, 2007
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awsome
March 21st, 2007
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the text moves by too fast..i had to view this 20 times to read all the text.
March 23rd, 2007
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This was awesome. hahahha. i don't think I've laughed that hard over something in a while.
March 24th, 2007
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omg lmfao
March 29th, 2007
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F*cking win.
April 1st, 2007
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random NEDM? wow. now THAT is what tolkien was missing.
April 2nd, 2007
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That was pretty darn funny! I've seen this type of thing online... it's incredible that these people write these things out in such a format! Ingenious analysis. You could be an english major. Y??
April 5th, 2007
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5 XERATH DOES NOT LIE!
April 10th, 2007
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*fap fap fap*
April 24th, 2007
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Everyone who downvoted this because they have no conceptualization of satire, need to be strangled to death.
May 1st, 2007
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Wow, I laughed, I cried then I laughed some more. 5 and Fav!
May 12th, 2007
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I...words...just take your five.
May 12th, 2007
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You, sir, are a freakin' genius.
May 19th, 2007
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*Standing ovation*
June 1st, 2007
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God damn it briliantly sad... F*CK U... now im emo ///.-... WHY DID U DO THAT TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!?!??!?!?!??!//1/1/1/1elevenslash WHYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lol great flash made me feel like sh*t*
June 3rd, 2007
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All sarcasm aside, despite the crappy writing by the original "author", I must admit that the last line about the boy shooting himeslf to fulfill his promise to take a bullet for the girl was actually pretty good. Still, the thing as a whole did still suck.
July 27th, 2007
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True.
June 18th, 2007
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I love the hidden NEDM
June 25th, 2007
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I'm gonna suck yo dick.
June 26th, 2007
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5'd
July 17th, 2007
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so sad...
July 27th, 2007
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Every so often a YTMND comes along that changes lives. Thank you for gracing us with this.
July 27th, 2007
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DIE MUTHAR F*CKAR
July 30th, 2007
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epic lol
August 7th, 2007
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Y????
August 30th, 2007
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GREATEST. STORY. EVER.
December 17th, 2007
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Win.
March 16th, 2008
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you are bringing the awesome
April 6th, 2008
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I am crying. Tears of laughter. XDD That was beautiful. ;D
August 28th, 2008
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when it got to "young man visiting hours are over" I heaved a little...
January 6th, 2009
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Um, wtf. I was waiting for NEDM.
November 10th, 2009
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This was beautiful. It almost brought a tear to me eye at the end. *sob*...*sniff*. Anyways... 5 to whoever tosses in NEDM/spanishinquisition/ACKBAR (halfway through) etc etc. lololololololololoolollololololololololololololololololololol
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