Incredible Exploits of Nothing
Created on: July 30th, 2006
Incredible Exploits of Nothing
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August 1st, 2006
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God is false.
August 1st, 2006
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And te 'Magical space wizard' theory is so much more plausible.
August 1st, 2006
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I registered just so i could one star your site.
August 1st, 2006
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Too much making fun of athiesm. "By chance, of course"
August 1st, 2006
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First of all, the earth has been around for 5 billion years. Not zillions. Second, things don't "decide" to evolve. It's a natural process, just as gravity and can be clearly explained with total facts. Third, I ask that you stop seeing things in black and white. The whole "by chance, o rly?" theory is flawed beyond belief. Intelligent design IS NOT the only way this universe may have formed, (cont'd...)
August 1st, 2006
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but had anything gone differently (by chance, oooh) then that would be the norm and it would seem that this alternate universe was intelligently designed. It's like rolling a die, and after getting a 4 deciding that god made you roll it, likewise if you got a 3 or anything else. I could go on, but you're probably not considering the truth as a possibility anyway.
August 1st, 2006
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Ok, I just have to say this. As for the whole "something from nothing" deal, you should have no problem with it. You believe in the incredible as a way of life, why have a problem with one thing beyond present man's thinking? Just because we haven't the proper methods to determine the beginning of matter (or if there ever really was nothing) doesn't mean you and the other religious people do have those methods. YOU're not even trying to know the truth. Ok, now I'm done talking.
August 1st, 2006
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Dolphins are mammals, NOT fish.
August 1st, 2006
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^ my thoughts exactly. I would give it a two for effort, but it took to long to load.
August 1st, 2006
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I realize that it was from something quoted, and you didn't write it... but it's likely the most egotistical and innacurate view of creation possible. Assuming that human life is too perfect to have happened by chance is egotistical in that it assumes that is the most perfect of all possible combinations of carbon-based life, which is absolutely ludicrous to assume.
August 1st, 2006
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lol, 1'd. you should try some fact checking man
August 1st, 2006
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our God limited our brain's limitations of our understanding universe and how we were created, and this is very apparent as I read all of these comments. good stuff
August 1st, 2006
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sorry typo i must correct: "our God limited our brain's understanding"
August 1st, 2006
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what Nandrattle said.
August 1st, 2006
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lol, religious disaprouval. Also, nice song.
August 1st, 2006
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awesome job. So great to see the atheists get so offended and paranoid almost lol. it's very ironic how many of them act. the end up being more dogmatic and militand than any christian. they faily to realized atheism can be treated as a religioun itself. many are also stuck in this time warp where they think the battlefield is god vs. science. whereas nowadays its way diff. tons and tons of scientists laugh at evolution now, and embrace creationism.
August 1st, 2006
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5 by chance
August 1st, 2006
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I give this a five, because it wins. It's interesting that people can not believe in God, but have unwielding faith in something far more farfetched: Coincidence.
August 1st, 2006
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Nevermind....
August 1st, 2006
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It's only a coincidence if you presuppose the existence of a God who has the freedom to (or not to) choose to create. On the other hand, if you accept at the outset that what happened *actually happened*, then there are no odds to beat. You work backwards and find the simplest explanation.
August 1st, 2006
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You sir, are a f*cking idiot. Read a grad-level physics text before you say you know sh*t about the big band, the creation of matter and atoms, the formation of galaxies.
August 1st, 2006
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Please note that the Big Bang is in fact the accepted scientific theory supported by Stephen Hawking, the greatest physicist who ever lived, read his book.
August 1st, 2006
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I enjoyed this
August 1st, 2006
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lightning you say? what about hte molten f*cking lava under the surface of the earth? what about the cracks at the bottom of the ocean where super-heated water and steam is churning around. yea lets forget about those sources of life. you religious f*ck ^^
August 1st, 2006
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Let us put forth that God exists. Here we must be explicit in what existence is, for if existence is defined as that which is cause to effect then be it God or physics, their being now equivalent, our world is evidence enough, for if God is but the force that drives the world forward, that which decides what shall or shall not be, then we see only need of a system, that which once sought by religion but is now the goal of science.
August 1st, 2006
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At one time science was but an explanation of that which we see, but theoretical physics have allowed us to investigate all of that which can exist, and so it has become what religion once was. But let us say further, that this system is the creation of God, we now having attributed God an intelligence and capability, that something should be created not simply because it must, rather because it was decided.
August 1st, 2006
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Now we have existence of a God with intelligence and so now we must question what this intelligence is, or more precisely its extent, using we humans, made in God's image, as a model for study. We know as humans that we can only create that which is allowable by our system, therefore it would seem reasonable to say that our system must therefore be allowable within the system by which God creates.
August 1st, 2006
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This implies that our system exists within the system of God as some aspect. There are two methods for creation, though both rely on exploitation of system. One is with intent and the other is of course by accident.
August 1st, 2006
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If we say that God exists as intelligent we must then say that we are created by intent, otherwise we find ourselves again created by the system in which God exists rather than by God itself, and we have returned to our beginnings. So far we have drawn that God is an intelligent being within a system that allows for our creation and existence. So now we must ask what extent of intelligence God must have, for creation with intent requires knowledge of what is to be created.
August 1st, 2006
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5d for raising all these hackes, without ever directly mentioning any kind of god. Assume FTL!!!
August 1st, 2006
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One cannot invent the microwave oven without knowledge of the inner workings of both microwaves and electricity, and so it can be seen that God could not create our system without intimate knowledge of its workings, to be more precise, everything that is possible could only be possible if it were conceived of by that which created it. Therefore our entire system must exist as some aspect of knowledge of its creator.
August 1st, 2006
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If we were to say that our system is comprised of ALL of the knowledge of God then we have found a predicament, and that is that one cannot have complete knowledge of oneself within one's system.
August 1st, 2006
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That is, if God is all that we are and God's existence is all and only what we are, then we should find God in a predicament much like our own as put forth by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in physics, or the notion that one can see the world only through one's eyes and thus can only be understood as one has experienced, unable to experience all at once.
August 1st, 2006
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We are allowed here to cease in our inquiry, for if we accept that God's knowledge is of our system, the very system by which God exists, then again we find ourselves where we began with God simply being the force which brings the future, incapable of choice. Let us continue though as allow God to exist within a system. So we must accept that this system is beyond that which we know with our entire system being only one aspect, this aspect that God has chosen for our existence.
August 1st, 2006
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Again it becomes simple for in this allowance we have said that God is beyond comprehension, this being limited to that in which we exist, our not being able to create anything, in thought or reality, outside that which is allowable by our system. Therefore a full understanding of God is futile, and what is more, pointless, for it does not apply to that which is our existence. So we have come once again to where we have begun.
August 1st, 2006
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God is everything but nothing to be understood, or God is nothing but everything to be understood. Force or being, it does not matter, for our world remains unchanged, and so too do we.
August 1st, 2006
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ok
August 1st, 2006
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holy sh*t this comment page is packed with tl;dr
August 1st, 2006
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by which I mean... 1st!!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2006
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also: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=agnostic
August 1st, 2006
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The author of this apparently has no understanding of evolution or the Big Bang. I find it unnecessary to go into the details here; it would take too long and he can look them up for himself.
August 1st, 2006
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Your grasp of the basic principles of biology is weak. F. See me after class. http://www.talkorigins.org/
August 1st, 2006
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I will pay to un-sponsor this rancid piece of crap. I though that YTMND was above this junk. Fisher and Dobzhansky see us through this. Amen.
August 1st, 2006
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The entire premise of intelligent design: "Hey! There are some unknowns in this theory so that maxes us de facto correct! Also, COCKS!"
August 1st, 2006
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Big Bang? O RLY?
August 1st, 2006
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When you consider there are around 10^24 planets, and only one has life... you might say it had to happen somewhere, dude.
August 1st, 2006
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P.S.: Don't you think the idea of life borne out of an ancient and perfect natural system is far more beautiful than the idea of a Grand Being molding beings like a child playing with clay? (walker percy)
August 1st, 2006
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Evolution? R U SHUR?
August 1st, 2006
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hard to believe some ppl can blatently post that they would believe evolution even though there isnt even a smidgen of proof to the theory and nothing evolves these days either....
August 1st, 2006
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hard to believe some ppl can blatently post that they would believe christianity even though there isnt even a smidgen of proof to the theory and god doesn't flood things or turn people into pillars of salt these days either. (Though seriously, if you really want to look it up there's heaps of evidence in fossils, vestidgel organs, etc. For a theory to displace it it will have to provide it's own evidence for it rather than trying to poke holes in evolution.)
August 1st, 2006
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That's because evolution takes many millions of years, genius. And even then, things do evolve. Just think about how viruses develop immunity to anti-biotics. ( At lewast I THINK that's evolution. Not sure though. Would have to look it up.)
August 1st, 2006
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You can't have "theosophism" without "sophism", and you can't have asinine New Age ideas in a YTMND without getting downvoted for being an asshat.
August 1st, 2006
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get an education
August 1st, 2006
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get this sh*t off my internets.
August 1st, 2006
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I'm agnostic.
August 1st, 2006
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Oh, like the Douglas Adams story where the puddle thinks proudly about how perfectly this ditch in the ground is, and how the perfection of this ditch to fit the puddle's shape is the sign that this puddle is chosen and has a soul. The puddle continues thinking along these lines until it dries up.
August 2nd, 2006
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Well-made point! Too bad most are hypocritically-lame enough to stop for a moment and actually think about it all.
August 2nd, 2006
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There's supposed to be a negative word in there... "Too bad most people are too lame to stop and think" is what was meant to be implied! :P
August 2nd, 2006
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1 even though great music it completely discounts science, logic, reason, proof, and anything else that modern society values as objective ans testable. If you are such a conservative douche or find the notion that God does not exist appauling then take comfort in the fact that nothing in science can ever prove that any form of higher diety does not exist and it is the fundamental nature of any or all dieties that exist not to reveal themselves to us. better luck next time
August 2nd, 2006
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i didnt bother to read through the entire page full of comments, although by now i hope youve realized ytmnd isnt necessarily the best place to be preaching to people. i mean look at us. we love satan. spurp
August 2nd, 2006
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Why does everything HAVE to have a beginning? What if the universe has ALWAYS existed. In the world that humans can see, everything is finite....but the universe is so far beyond our comprehension, who are we to say it EVER begun.
August 2nd, 2006
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worst $176.79 you ever spent. you know nothing about everything, just like everyone else.
August 2nd, 2006
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the bible - 80+ gospels destroyed that play up Jesus as a mortal, his divinity elected 400 years after his death. Christians dont know sh*t about the history of their own religion, and you lecture us about SCIENCE?
August 2nd, 2006
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You are aware of the doctrine of creation ex nihlo and that you too posit an uncaused cause.
August 2nd, 2006
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Well yes but there must be either an uncaused cause or a series of infinite causes and neither is apprehendable to us. Infinite regress seems to preclude the progression of time and the start of action, a beginning seems to imply an uncaused cause even if a deity is posited as the uncaused caused. If you wish to call god the uncaused cause you've done nothing to solve the problem.
August 2nd, 2006
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what i especially hate about christianity is that evidence against evolution = evidence that Creationism thus must be right. you know is a vast vast universe guys, ever consider maybe everyone is full of sh*t?
August 2nd, 2006
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Needs more NEDM, then I vote
August 2nd, 2006
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actually, someone just needs to make an Exploits of NEDM YTMND
August 2nd, 2006
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That tune should be on YTMND 13. "THIS IS WHAT ATHEĎSTS ACTAULLY BELIEVE" Lol, this practically proves genesis wrong, even if it's a little off.
August 2nd, 2006
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Atheism For Life Dawg
August 2nd, 2006
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Christian propanganda
August 2nd, 2006
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Lol, Primitive Thinking
August 2nd, 2006
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"Well yes but there must be either an uncaused cause or a series of infinite causes" impossible, that would mean an infinite amount of time would have to have passed before now to occur making now impossible to happen
August 2nd, 2006
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Peterguy I encourage you to seek the advice of Stephen Hawking and a Breif history of time. Maybe even talk to him yourself about your ytmnd.
August 2nd, 2006
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cut the last image frame for 5+fav. also cocks. beautifull YTMND anyways. WAY too objective, but im fine with objectivity untill "life"
August 2nd, 2006
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I hate religion and I only follow facts and science, but you can't know the birth of the universe...it will most likely never be known. God is a concept created to fill in the things people can't understand. Religious people are always falling back on religion when they don't understand or can't cope with something. It comes from natural fear of starnge or different things, thankfully some people are smart enough to look beyond religion and are able to cope with the unknown, and would rather learn than hide
August 2nd, 2006
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Besides.......YTMND is for entertainment dumbass.
August 2nd, 2006
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And the somethings asked, "Wait. Who made the inventor, then?" And then they sent Peterguy to some bio 101 classes as he obviously has little to no understanding of how evolution works, and that his Lamarkian understadning of it makes no sense.
August 2nd, 2006
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1'ed for the hippy christian crap.
August 2nd, 2006
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man, i was all "i'm going to read the comments so i can post something different!" and then it's all "ARGUE ARGUE ARGUE" and so i'm all "f*ck it." Also cocks.
August 2nd, 2006
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Hey noobs, take this brawl off of YTMND. This kind of discussion belongs elsewhere. Go find yourselves a nice forum and duke it out.
August 2nd, 2006
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reeeeeeeee religion reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
August 2nd, 2006
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I just took away your 5 for sponsering your own site
August 2nd, 2006
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This blows. At least do some research before attempting to call bullsh*t on all the thousands of scientists who dedicated their lives to figure all this out.
August 2nd, 2006
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whoa... dropped to a 2 for spending 160 more dollars on it. it's nothing that special, so it signals to me that you must in some way take some aspects of it more seriously and/or literally than i thought, my 5 was for the feeling i got from it at the end that "lol, we're all hilarious morons who have no idea what's going on". i'm still loling at the bitter atheist accuracy police more than peterguy though.
August 2nd, 2006
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You lost me after the first 10 seconds. And I usually like science, too.
August 2nd, 2006
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there is no god
August 2nd, 2006
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Nice choice in music; That's about it. The amazing inaccuracies of that video made me sick; I won't go into details, it's all been said already a dozen times... but can I suggest you go back to school/college/uni ASAP and learn this for yourself, instead of spouting generic propaganda you got off some ID site?
August 2nd, 2006
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+5 for no NEDM
August 2nd, 2006
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Come on, lemme hear you say it, just once: Evolution is only a theory. No, not that, the other thing: The universe must have been intelligently de- WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
August 2nd, 2006
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wtb NEDM
August 2nd, 2006
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While I can't speak for anyone else, what bothers me about this is that someone can make a clever (but unscientific) argument for believing in a higher power that ends up causing unfounded doubt in established scientific areas. I have no problems letting people believe what they want, but in America this sort of view has been falsely taken as science and threatens the integrity of our education system.
August 2nd, 2006
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Peterguy's off his f*cking rocker.
August 2nd, 2006
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If anyone is truly interested in these topics, I'd urge you to visit http://talkorigins.org/ - or for a creationist equivalent, http://icr.org/
August 2nd, 2006
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Who spent $150+ on this instead of giving their money to people dying of aids? You are a good christian, this is what it's all about!
August 2nd, 2006
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+5 for being well made -3 for suggesting I am not here on earth by some wild chance.
August 2nd, 2006
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Fallacious. First step: Disprove conservation of matter. Second Step: Assert that something can come from nothing. Until then, You're stuck on Step One.
August 2nd, 2006
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i thought it was gonna morph into an NEDM thing. i waited so long...
August 2nd, 2006
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What the hell were you thinking when you spent $176.79 on such a poor YTMND?
August 2nd, 2006
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Increadable misunderstanding of science, unwillingness to do your research and mind-boggling myopia FTL.
August 2nd, 2006
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Rawr, the Atheist monster makes your dirty religious money worthless.
August 2nd, 2006
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what a bunch of crap, i was actually looking forward to hearing the NEDM song at the end of this one, but no, you were serious, and put a biblical quote at the end. die.
August 2nd, 2006
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LOL there is no God ^_^
August 2nd, 2006
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5 for pissing everyone off
August 2nd, 2006
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I sympathize with you, if I were mislead about origins of life and the universe from a young age, I would probably be a creationist too. You're propagating misinformation now though, so 1.
August 2nd, 2006
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5 for pissing off so many people. I personally don't believe in any of that Christian stuff, but hey, whatever floats your boat, eh?
August 2nd, 2006
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kirk cameron is that you?
August 2nd, 2006
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Just by chance you get a 1.
August 2nd, 2006
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It's amazing what misleading oversimplification and human pride can accomplish; good job parroting somebody else's propaganda.
August 2nd, 2006
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Wow.. get a life dude. Thank of all the things you could have bought with $176.
August 2nd, 2006
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I'll disprove one of Peterguy's "logical" statements: "Also, dont give the universe is eternal and so is matter argument cuz if the universe is eternal then now could never happen. That would mean that there would be an infinite amount of time before now, making now, impossible to happen, but it is happening, right now." There is a point on a timeline with infinite time before and after. Nothing illogical there.
August 2nd, 2006
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Oh, and this one: " Matter cannon [sic] not be creater [sic] nor destroyed right? If this is true then there is nothing in this universe that can create more matter, which means something that is not made of matter had to make matter." If you assert that matter can neither be created nor destroyed, then you assert that not even god could create nor destroy matter. After that you stipulate "in this universe" which means that you assume that somehow God doesn't exist in this universe? I'll accept that!
August 2nd, 2006
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"my friend anthony who was crippled and could barely walk after being prayd for was literally doing laps around the dormatory. One girl her leg was shorter then the other (it was born that way) her leg literally grea 2/3inches during prayer, now she can walk fine" This proves that prayer and healing are correlated, not causally related. You're going to need a randomly selected group and a control group and run a regression to make any scientific claims.
August 2nd, 2006
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boo too much happenstance! hooray creationism!
August 2nd, 2006
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ALLAH IS NOT PLEASED! There will surely be riots in saudi arabia, you freakin' heretic.
August 2nd, 2006
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You are a brave soul to put this on the godless internet. I salute you.
August 2nd, 2006
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FSM is spiritual and physical and beyond description, so yes FSM is not matter. He can take the form of matter if He chooses but He is not actual matter. That is my belief. I believe FSM created the world, and FSM is not God. Why should I believe you? You're just ignorant of the true creator, FSM, and if you dressed in full pirate regalia you wouldn't need to have legs of equal length because you'd have a peg leg. Have faith in FSM, heathen.
August 2nd, 2006
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the greatest power of religion is allowing people to make their own decision. This site deserved a 5, but the last 15 seconds ruined it completely. The last frame attacked everything that's not christianity, and in MY religion, that's wrong.
August 2nd, 2006
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wtf fish to birds? LOSE! But +10 for laughing at religion
August 2nd, 2006
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Religious propaganda ftl
August 2nd, 2006
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it's highly inaccurate and hugely biased. however, i'll give a +2 for the effort of the creator at least taking the effort to attempt to understand the views of his opponents :)
August 2nd, 2006
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p.s. "birds became animals"? i think they were already animals in the first place :)
August 2nd, 2006
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3'd. -4 for horrible blazing innaccuracy about evolutionary theory, +2 for the creationism. I'm an agnostic, and considder creationism more likely than evolution - not certain, but more likely.
August 2nd, 2006
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Great Job on this YTMND! Best one to date!
August 2nd, 2006
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Still makes more sense than creationism.
August 2nd, 2006
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So many people decided to block their ears and call it 'propaganda' that it's plain sad.
August 2nd, 2006
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I randomly selected a rating - dear me, 1'd. How bout that...
August 2nd, 2006
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I was all set to 5 and fav this until the end came around.
August 2nd, 2006
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BTW this did not happen by chance. Amphibians were developed before birds, as they have the required function for both land and water environments. Like I said those that are "Hardcore" Atheists are no better than the Religous extremists that made you hate religion....Honestly, STFU and this will die on it's own.
August 2nd, 2006
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On a final note, many organisms probably died trying to get out of the water, if millions of them try to get out of the water there is bound to be one that can live...
August 2nd, 2006
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5'd cuz it was a great ytmnd. Apparently the rules of YTMND have changed and downvoters can judge the quality based on what they agree with. Sad.
August 2nd, 2006
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shut up you religious sheep
August 2nd, 2006
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hmm, +1 for religious bravery, +1 for music, +1 for everyone ganging against you, -2 for lackluster execution.
August 2nd, 2006
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I'm not atheistic or anything, but I do find it funny that someone who is, in all rights and purposes, religous not only visiting ytnmd.com several times, but creating at least one site. As a holy person, you're supposed to AVOID anything that is not of your god. This makes you a poor Christian(from my guess). If I wanted to be bombarded with propaganda, I'd go to a church. Not ytmnd. With that said, I give you a 3 for creativity and stones.
August 2nd, 2006
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Well when you put it that way, you're an idiot. You're right though, the universe is way too complicated for us to understand. Let's just throw our hands up and say that some big guy did everything by hand (also out of nothing), that way we don't have to think so hard anymore. Also, you're right that Christianity is the only true religion, and god damned all other stupid humans to eternal hellfire. Is it all making sense now people?
August 2nd, 2006
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great ytmnd. But in the words of M.C Hawking: "f*ck the Creationists"
August 2nd, 2006
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i give you a one because firstly, you completely ignore string theory and the theory of multipile branes colliding and creating matter. Second you infer that fish evolded into birds which is completely off base. Dinosaurs evolved into the birds we know today. Learn some science, moron.
August 2nd, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
August 2nd, 2006
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OMG SECRET CREATIONIST YTMND!
August 2nd, 2006
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Don't you love how the people on both sides of this argument always instantly assume the opponent's argument is pure unthinking bias, without even investigating the other side's arguement? On BOTH SIDES. This is why these topics always get locked on every forum.
August 2nd, 2006
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Also see my previous comment, "3'd. -4 for horrible blazing innaccuracy about evolutionary theory, +2 for the creationism. I'm an agnostic, and considder creationism more likely than evolution - not certain, but more likely." Just so you know that wasnt the first comment I had made.
August 2nd, 2006
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"worst $176.79 you ever spent. you know nothing about everything, just like everyone else." QFT.
August 2nd, 2006
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+3 for well made and mildly enjoyable...-2 for knowing nothing about science and sublte religiousnessicty
August 2nd, 2006
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Done well. This YTMND wins the "Coo" award
August 2nd, 2006
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blowing all your money to sponsor a sh*tty site: 176.79$. Me downviting you because youre a complete and utter retard sheep f*cker: priceless.
August 2nd, 2006
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http://scytmnd.ytmnd.com And yes, you're still and idiot.
August 2nd, 2006
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"As a holy person, you're supposed to AVOID anything that is not of your god." Jesus spent all His time with sinners. I hope I need not say more. "If you're such a good Christian you should have given the money to someone who REALLY needs it." You need God, you need it.
August 2nd, 2006
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Aegis-sigeA: I've been through the creationist argument. I realized it was crap when I was five years old in Sunday School, and it's still crap now.
August 2nd, 2006
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If you'd like me to respond to youe argument. PM me your argument and I will write you back (as I get to yours). I am not going to reply to every single argument posted cuz that would take to long.
August 2nd, 2006
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I'm giving you a 5, not because your YTMND is cool, (but it was, i lol'd d:) but because I have never seen so many people complain on YTMND, on one submission. You sir, win teh internets.
August 2nd, 2006
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I saw where this was going right away when everything was explained as "by chance". Yes, by chance, there is no science behind the happenings, but be my guest and believe whatever makes you happy.
August 2nd, 2006
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While science can explain the scientific processes up to the beginning of the universe (as we know it) in theory, it doesn't answer the question of "who wrote the rules?" But Jesus didn't have sh*t to do with creation. In fact, once upon a time Christianity was viewed as a cult as dangerous and as weird as Scientology. I'm willing to accept "god" as the answer to who wrote the rules, but attacking scientific processes and suggesting purpose for existence are things you should not arrogantly assume to know.
August 2nd, 2006
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More useless Christian bullsh*t. 1'd for your childish clinging to the belief of a benevolent creator, and your donating to your own awful site.
August 2nd, 2006
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"It’s funny when someone puts forth a different theory than evolution, it causes so much hate. Those who are the most insecure in their beliefs always scream the loudest. " Let's just say I think most of us hear a lot more from the religious side. Stop saying, "I like how everyone is getting so offended, lol". People aren't getting offended, they are simply declaring this invalid and unfactual! If someone made a ytmnd that started saying blatant lies about Max Goldberg everyone would correct it.
August 2nd, 2006
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IF YOU THIS THIS SITE IS sh*t, NSFW IT .
August 2nd, 2006
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Animals can't just decide to become other animals. That is not how evolution works.
August 2nd, 2006
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Heh, these downvoter are hilarious.
August 2nd, 2006
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soon religion will kill us all
August 2nd, 2006
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Why would God go to the bother of making us in his image and giving us free will and the ability to learn if that knowledge didn't faithfully describe His creation? Aren't those who insist evolution couldn't possibly exist essentially limiting God's power?
August 2nd, 2006
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DOWNVOTERS UNITE!!
August 2nd, 2006
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Creating a Short Film YTMND: Some Time Paying To Sponsor the YTMND:176.79 Trying To Witness to The most stubborn set or people on the internets: Priceless.
August 2nd, 2006
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Birds only come after fish in the bible. but, seriously. Everyone here needs to have their souls saved and EMBRACE THE NOODLY APPENDAGE OF THE FSM.
August 2nd, 2006
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Trying to push intelligent design on ytmnd users. Cute. I really like how religous nutjobs such as yourself ignore the "known" and push "the unknown." I mean, just because we do not totally understand time and space, means that it was created by a higher being, right? I hope you get sodimized.
August 2nd, 2006
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God bless you Peterguy.
August 2nd, 2006
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Fail, downvoted.
August 2nd, 2006
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If Earth was the center of the universe and there were no planets outside of our solar system, like early Christians believed, the odds of life being formed by environmental conditions would have been astronomically small. However, when you take the scale of our universe into consideration, formation life isn’t a matter of probability; it’s a matter of inevitability. Intelligent design is NOT Science. There is no part of the scientific process wherein a researcher says “This is too complex, must be God
August 2nd, 2006
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Insulted by max ftl.
August 2nd, 2006
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If I can help get Peterguy to blow all his money keeping YTMND running for his "message", more power to it! (And my 1 was for a YTMND that ignores the fact that humans invented religion, a few billion years too late to have any of it actually create the universe.)
August 2nd, 2006
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Here's a quote: Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe? The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing? -- STEPHEN HAWKING Discuss.
August 2nd, 2006
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lol overreacting downvoters
August 2nd, 2006
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Lol, anyone who doesn't five this is going to Hell.
August 2nd, 2006
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Guess what? You get a one for being horribly hilarious.
August 2nd, 2006
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There is no hell. Or heaven.
August 2nd, 2006
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1'D FOR BIBLE-THUMPING.
August 2nd, 2006
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Ignore the rest of the dipsh*ts that posted their inane, illogical opinions on here. 5'd for being my hero.
August 2nd, 2006
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well I liked it a lot. a five for you.
August 2nd, 2006
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Dear Christianity - why do I know more about you than your followers? why do i know about Constantine's unification of Christ and paganism, the election of deity, the random decsion of the Assumption of Mary, the purging of the Dead Sea Scrolls, the creation of the word 'heretic' and the true meaning of the word 'sunday'? if your followers could just read one book I'd be so very much happier. Yours truly, MasterSitsu.
August 2nd, 2006
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I use your bible to wipe peterguy.
August 2nd, 2006
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i mean, wow, Christians cant even handle that several religions with the exact same story - Dionysus, Attis, Oriris, Mithra, all pre-date christ with the same Dec 25 birthdate.
August 2nd, 2006
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lol, pseudo religion.
August 2nd, 2006
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I love how all the athiest posts on here completely fail to defend their position.
August 2nd, 2006
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i dont think so pal. if you take two seconds of your time to do a search, you'll see Christianity is an unoriginal theft of other deity stories. Jesus may very well have been real, and a revolutionary at that. but his deity was decided by m en, with the parts that made him human cast aside and burned. And despite historical data, everything from this to dinosaurs is greeted with fingers in the ears from Christians, who like Scientologists are conditioned to not listen to anything contradictory.
August 2nd, 2006
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"I am highly amused at how offended everyone is."
August 2nd, 2006
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Five because people can joke about whatever they want, but suggesting God exists is unaccetpable... Grow up.
August 2nd, 2006
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Um fish didn't evolve into birds.
August 2nd, 2006
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Win
August 2nd, 2006
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You have the evolution of things completely wrong *insert Lex Luthor sound here*. In my humble opinion you should spend more time doing research (ie. reading any standard public college Biology textbook specifically Zoology). After doing the research you should carefully compare and weigh what is said in each book on the origin and evolution of life. Remember both books were written by human hands. Let logic and reason prevail. If nothing else, at least get the details right before you make any conclusions.
August 2nd, 2006
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Also, Dec 25th was chosen as a celebration because it used to be a pagan holiday celebrating the solstice. Did you know that Presidet's day isn't actually celebrated on the birthdate of a president? GASP! Revolt!
August 2nd, 2006
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But 1'd still, because birds didn't come around until much later. Fish --> something close to amphibians, not birds. Birds are relatively new having evolved from dinosaurs.
August 2nd, 2006
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So... creationist propaganda, then?
August 2nd, 2006
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Lol, intelligent design.
August 2nd, 2006
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I was ready to 5 this, then I saw the religious stuffz at the end.
August 2nd, 2006
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Sitsu, Catholicism != Christianity.
August 2nd, 2006
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Here is the most salient word you need to understand Peterguy. Anthropomorphism. an·thro·po·mor·phism n.= Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to inanimate objects, animals, or natural phenomena. That is all, good luck on your epic quest for "truth".
August 2nd, 2006
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*sigh* I fear for the day that people don't question anything given to them and believe everything they're told. Oh wait, that day is here. At least you're thought-provoking, even if the majority of people are only provoked enough to insult you instead of considering what you have to say. I'm not here to say whether that God exists or not, I'm here to tell everyone to consider both possibilities.
August 2nd, 2006
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Alright...let's say I buy your belief that everything was created by "Something". I guess the next logical question then is what created that "Something"? I mean if it's a thing, it has to be created by something right? Or maybe the arguement is it was created by nothing? So in reality, both theories fail due to the same flaw, yours just has one more step before the flaw, and less physical evidence to support it. Good game.
August 2nd, 2006
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You say its strange for nothing to turn into something, but isnt that exactly what almost all gods of religion have done? How does a nothing, even turn into a god? Its possible that after billions of years, something very simple, after so many events and changes occuring, it can become something complicated. What im talking about is the universe. Yes its possible there is a god that started the universe, but its much more likely that there is another explanation, since,"What created god?"
August 2nd, 2006
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1 for no funny. THIS IS YTMND, FGS!
August 2nd, 2006
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The fact that "god" still plays such a prominent role in humanity only shows how primitive we still are. Man created gods--when did it get to be the other way around?
August 2nd, 2006
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five, for making somthing new.
August 2nd, 2006
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1 for the fish
August 2nd, 2006
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everyone is an atheist about 99% of all religions throughout human history. Some of us are just go that 1% further, not arrogant enough to thing that in this vast universe we managed to figure it all out.
August 2nd, 2006
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If he didn't "exclude stuff" then this ytmnd could, quite possibly, be 2 gigs. It doesn't have to be perfect. He explained what he thought in a simple way. Sponsoring a YTMND is to benefit the server and Max not just to get your YTMND seen. Wouldn't you rather sponsor your own YTMND as opposed to someone you don't know. Chill out people. You don't have to take everything so seriously.
August 2nd, 2006
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5'd for all the people flaming you, makes me laugh how sometimes they're more annoying than the people that are religious
August 2nd, 2006
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5 for audio
August 2nd, 2006
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lol, Human Being Somethings. 5 stars just by chance.
August 2nd, 2006
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Well, it's wrong, it's misguided, and it's religiously offensive, but it's very well done.
August 2nd, 2006
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Lol, illogical
August 2nd, 2006
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1'd for hideous scientific inaccuracy. even if it wasnt, i'd still 1 it for being not funny at all
August 2nd, 2006
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Atoms formed on their own free will? DNA structures were struck into that existance on the first try, rather than it happening millions of times and EVENTUALLY forming? The birds just appeared and found that the air was fine to breathe, rather than evolving to that point? The world is a beautiful place, rather than us feeling that way because we live here? If the constants were different, we wouldn't be different? Please, think for yourself.
August 2nd, 2006
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it's not about God vs. Science. (I myslef am a Christian and firmly believe in evolution) It's about stupid people vs. smart people.
August 2nd, 2006
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It was funny until I read that you actually think this heap of sh*t is true... you, sir, are an idiot.
August 2nd, 2006
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So instead of the glorious gift of chance that is your amazingly unlikely birth into this (as this YTMND states) beautiful, even more unlikely world.. it's just a magic trick preformed by "Someone"? 2'd, would have been a 1 if you had crappy music. Take your rhetoric elsewhere.
August 2nd, 2006
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i dont want to hear your gay *ss beliefs you f*cking c*nt
August 2nd, 2006
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LOL RELIGIOUS PROPAGANDA ON YTMND
August 2nd, 2006
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1'd and NWS'd
August 2nd, 2006
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Way to make ytmnd a religious debating area. -1 for religious rambling, -1 for not knowing anything about evolution, -2 for sarcastic sentences about the theory and not respecting other people's views, closed minded prick. Gj.
August 2nd, 2006
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Here's the one star I give you for cool music. >_>
August 2nd, 2006
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nvm, LOL -__- I fail.
August 2nd, 2006
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Creationalist bullsh*t. Seriously people there isn't even NEDM here. I hope you die and go to no where. I hope you live till the ripe old age of 85, and then on your deathbed 3 or 4 gay stockbrokers disembowel you with a cheap set of dull cooking knives.
August 2nd, 2006
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how about, the universe is so infinetly massive, that we're the 1 in a billion chance. Stop beign scared of death you pussy. Go get a degree in science, then start preaching.
August 2nd, 2006
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What a f*cktard. He donates $186 to keep this POS creationist YTMND on top. NEDM.
August 2nd, 2006
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just by chance? do you have any idea how big the universe is? go back to sunday school loser.
August 2nd, 2006
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That's it. Anyone who fives this gets all their YTMNDs 1'd. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
August 2nd, 2006
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stupid
August 2nd, 2006
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maybe one day, people will realize that you dont have to chose one or the other, science or god. i suggest reading the book angels and demons...very good.
August 2nd, 2006
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GOD DAMNIT THIS YTMND MAKES ME WANT TO BECOME A SCIENTIST
August 2nd, 2006
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internets and religions don't fit together! so gtfo
August 2nd, 2006
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There you have it, this guy just proved god exists as much as dolphins are fish.
August 2nd, 2006
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Nothing justifies downvoting Ogrok, not even creationist ytmnds.
August 2nd, 2006
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really cool.
August 2nd, 2006
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Those who are this uninformed amaze me. The lack of sheer logic is about as obvious as the sheer ignorance.
August 2nd, 2006
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Congrats on making a power point presentation about this. Really funny and creative. f*ck off.
August 2nd, 2006
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Quite possibly the worst YTMND to ever be sponsored. And yes I know riding spinnas was sponsored.
August 2nd, 2006
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*shrug* if peterguy wants to spend about $160 dollars to keep this propaganda ytmnd(which users obviously are not falling for) on the front page let him.
August 2nd, 2006
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Some people never grow up, and learn the truth. They like to believe in storybooks, and falsities. And thus Scientology was created.
August 2nd, 2006
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Jeeezz..... I'm soo sick of these 'Learning is Fun!!' YTMNDs in the first place, but then this one is just an arguement waiting to happen (or did just happen). Besides, why does everyone have to be soo opinionated and argue this to death to begin with? Is that going to solve anything? If we discover the cause of existence beyond a shadow of a doubt will that even change anything?
August 2nd, 2006
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1'ed for bad theology, bad science, bad logic, bad philosophy, bad art, bad music, bad mathematics, and bad rhetoric.
August 2nd, 2006
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So why are we finding dinosaur fossils? Also, bad music and bad pictures.
August 2nd, 2006
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This has got to be the greatist flame war ever. This is better then that giant PS3/Xbox360 flamefest.
August 2nd, 2006
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Lame attempt at trying to bore us to death with something most of us already know is no justification for paying 177 bucks for this piece of sh*t.
August 2nd, 2006
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Oh my god it's a f*ggy short film on intelligent design -_-
August 2nd, 2006
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Inaccurate, unfunny, I support your religious beliefs but this is certainly not the forum for the sharing of these ideas. Also unbelievable that you spent $180 on this.
August 2nd, 2006
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mel gibson would love this sh*t.
August 2nd, 2006
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hahahaha he spent 180$ on it
August 2nd, 2006
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Dolphins can ejaculate with the force of a fire hydrant.
August 2nd, 2006
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evolution is one of the more believable theories out there.
August 2nd, 2006
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1'd for ridiculous donation
August 2nd, 2006
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I hate the fact that everyone who fives this site claims that the people who 1 it are atheist. I am Catholic, have been forever, yet I do not follow the Faith blindly. There is such thing as evolution, and most likely the big bang holds true. However divine influence can not be entirely ruled out because we DONT KNOW.
August 2nd, 2006
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No, you fail. The Bible is NOT a document you can refer to to prove something. It's a f*cking story, get it?
August 2nd, 2006
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its great how everyones offended by this. and its only a point of view. jesus can eat sh*t.
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