Shame on Picard
Created on: July 25th, 2006
Shame on Picard
Picard doing his late night duty. What better to go with his tea?!

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Heh... tea.
July 27th, 2006
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lol at least he turned it off before she showed off her boobs, so he's not a total perv lol
July 27th, 2006
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Freaking Hilarious. Where'd you get the footage??
July 27th, 2006
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http://totallycrap.com/index.php/comments/822/
July 27th, 2006
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lol
July 27th, 2006
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We have the #1 YTMND of all time here.
July 27th, 2006
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why did he turn off the computer, what he does'nt like nipples
July 27th, 2006
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Hilarious stuff.
July 27th, 2006
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Screw all you 1 voters!
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fap fap
July 27th, 2006
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OMG WIN
July 27th, 2006
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Great YTMND but that girl is ugly.
July 27th, 2006
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Ok so the original uncut video for the girl in this ytmnd has finally been discovered: http://rapidshare.de/files/1347439/TC_Webcam_Honey_-_eager_to_please.wmv.html You pervs that want to see the full Monty can check out that link. BTW, its not hosted by me lol.
July 27th, 2006
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yay i'm not a pedo i'm 14 noobs
July 27th, 2006
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Hahahha, brilliant!
July 27th, 2006
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I watched the full video, you can see a guy sitting on a couch in the background near the end lol.
July 27th, 2006
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the random guy in the source video is a total anti-boner.
July 27th, 2006
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some one must make a ytmnd about the random guy
July 27th, 2006
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XD
July 27th, 2006
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eh
July 27th, 2006
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not the same w/ out picard or marvin gaye... she needs shoe on head
July 27th, 2006
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i was talking about the source vid, and yeah, random guy on couch is omgwtfbbq?
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thanks for the video link Ginsain. shes hot lol.
July 27th, 2006
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LMAO!
July 28th, 2006
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woot
July 28th, 2006
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"the random guy in the source video is a total anti-boner." comment gave you a 5 :D
July 28th, 2006
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meh big deal she get naked ive seen better( great ytmnd tho)
July 28th, 2006
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Is he original Shame Picard ever coming out?
July 28th, 2006
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5 - British stiff upper lip ftw. Looks like it wasn't the only thing stiff either.
July 28th, 2006
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Just so, so good.
July 28th, 2006
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Oh also the only thing that I think would make it funnier is if it cuts to someone opening the door so Picard has a reason for closing the screen and inconspicously sipping his tea.
July 28th, 2006
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July 28th, 2006
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:D
July 28th, 2006
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Hahahahahahahh! Fav! "I fapped, both for hot girl and for Picard." Eeew man...
July 28th, 2006
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LOL brilliant!
July 28th, 2006
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This deserves to be #1 and I will fight BY GOD.
July 28th, 2006
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btw put up the nsfw version of ytmnsfw plz.
July 28th, 2006
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4. You will recieve the other star onece you send me the entire file. Not Picard. :)
July 28th, 2006
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HAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOT COFFEEEEEEEEEE
July 28th, 2006
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5 gold internets
July 28th, 2006
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Picard HAS class!
July 28th, 2006
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this is just... the best on thy internets! MEDIVAL
July 28th, 2006
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So funny
July 28th, 2006
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lol goodone!
July 28th, 2006
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God I love this YTMND, enough that I felt the need to make a second comment. Absolutely perfect.
July 28th, 2006
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The dude in the background, playing playstation while his sister(?) gets busy with herself is f*cking comedy.
July 28th, 2006
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Nice update to the site
July 28th, 2006
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You now get a 5 for uploading the naked chick. ~fap fap fap~
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this is great but it just works so much better when nws, i know you can't help it and kudos to you
July 28th, 2006
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So Good.
July 28th, 2006
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"Boobs covered up by two happy cat's" don't be an idiot. She doesn't have any and furthermore adding NEDM will this.
July 28th, 2006
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It's a classy ytmnd, but I might've just burst out laughing if two happy cat faces appeared covering her tits.
July 28th, 2006
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First off, if anyone thinks that girl is hot, you're a dumbass. But I think I understand why it's called "Shame on Picard." Not because he's looking at just porn (mind you, underage porn since she's like 16 or 17 in this), but the girl is fugly and he's still enjoying it. I felt the shame too. Watched the full vid, and was shamed to notice I had a bit of a chub, even though she's downright dog ugly. Guys will bone anything. Just ask your wang. 5'd for great understanding.
July 28th, 2006
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By the way, this video is hosted on rapidshare, but I think I remember finding a link to it from the NSFW section of totallycrap.com.
July 28th, 2006
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EPIC PICARD MANEUVER!!!!!
July 28th, 2006
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OMG BEST YTMND EVER
July 28th, 2006
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Bah, the best part of the rapidshare video was the guy sitting there like nothing was happening, this is far better: http://209.67.60.145/1/jersey-girl-nightvision.wmv
July 28th, 2006
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For those who watched the full vid: near the end, theres a guy in the background on the couch playing PS2 or something not even giving a fug that this girl is rubbin snatch 10 feet away. WTH!?
July 28th, 2006
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The orignal was better
July 28th, 2006
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The Source Vid is Funny as hell..
July 28th, 2006
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marvin gaye = 5
July 28th, 2006
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ROFL
July 28th, 2006
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Brilliant..one of those YTMND's anyone can laugh at, even if they've never been to YTMND..fantastic job
July 28th, 2006
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Two!
July 28th, 2006
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heh - i like when he mouths '2'
July 28th, 2006
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July 28th, 2006
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perect
July 28th, 2006
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lol i love the look on his face when she raises her foot
July 28th, 2006
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impressive
July 28th, 2006
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Wonder how many people saw that and at the end went "WTF!"
July 28th, 2006
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Five'd for porn in the comments.
July 28th, 2006
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lol, he closed it on the titty show :O
July 28th, 2006
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I'm getting too paranoid... I was thinking she was gonna open her bra, and then "NEDM" with Happycat over her nipples. 5'd
July 28th, 2006
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*****If you watch it twice, on the second time, Picard says 'Suga' and it syncs PERFECTLY with the lyrics. Give it a try!!
July 28th, 2006
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5 but I wanted to see the random dude and have Picard's expression.
July 28th, 2006
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In the rapidshare movie, is that Fragmaster in the background?!
July 28th, 2006
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wow!
July 28th, 2006
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Not much to say here!
July 28th, 2006
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Picard's facial expressions are funny as hell, excellent YTMND dude
July 28th, 2006
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It's not very good. But I guess it's not bad either
July 28th, 2006
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i only wish i could give this 10 stars
July 28th, 2006
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this made me lol
July 28th, 2006
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lol I went to highschool with that girl. no joke.
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That chick's hot. There's another video (no nudity, sorry) of her on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7aHe3lvCwA So her name's Marinda? Miss M? I think the big question is, where can I see more of her? There's got to be more of these videos somewhere. Anyone?
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no joke or joke? ask her why there is no sound for us.
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this chick is gonna be YTMND-famous like the n64 kid if we can find out more of her lol
July 28th, 2006
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very very well put together
July 28th, 2006
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f*cking awesome.
July 29th, 2006
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Awesome.
July 29th, 2006
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all of you ytmnd f*ggots who keep voting this nws are f*cking gay. get f*cking laid you f*ggots
July 29th, 2006
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lose
July 29th, 2006
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Picard's facial expressions were too good. 5'd. Ha ha.
July 29th, 2006
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why the hell is it nsfw again?
July 29th, 2006
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oh my god that was so funny
July 29th, 2006
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Blame adverb for NSFW'ing it. He's the loser who can't even handle a swear like sh*t.
July 29th, 2006
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I don't remember that scene in Nemesis, awesome job.
July 29th, 2006
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Gold
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yep, she is hawt XD man, i downloaded the source, WTF!?!??! why is that guy not caring?
July 29th, 2006
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That girl has a 'butter face' Everything about her is good but her face.
July 29th, 2006
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Clever, good editing. But in all seriousness, that girl & her striptease are laughably pathetic (*holds up 2 fingers* LOL I HAEV 2 BOOBS ^_^V) Some people (read: teens) just should not be allowed to act sexy.
July 29th, 2006
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Loved it, if you liked this check out http://goforsoda.ytmnd.com/
July 29th, 2006
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5 for no nudity and gettin me horney
July 29th, 2006
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Two.
July 29th, 2006
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-2 for no boobs >:(
July 29th, 2006
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THIS IS TEH 1337
July 29th, 2006
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LOL HES PEDOFILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
July 29th, 2006
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How is he a pedo? Nice job by the way.
July 29th, 2006
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wow, thats so funny that i didnt laugh
July 29th, 2006
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Set Phazers on *FAP*
July 29th, 2006
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I just wish you didn't cut the opening guitar riff, now that I think about it. feels really unnatural.
July 30th, 2006
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I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANT MY AIR SNARES!
July 30th, 2006
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Brilliant.
July 30th, 2006
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I've seen the uncut. You are now 5'd. :)
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Shame on Picard indeed
July 30th, 2006
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I fail to see the lulz.
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lol, f*g
July 30th, 2006
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"two"
July 30th, 2006
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Cool video, thanks for link to original webcam vid!
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needs a punchline.
July 30th, 2006
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This is a pretty good YTMND. Though, IMO, it would have been better if you had made Happy Cat heads appear where her boobs were and then turned this into NEDM.
July 30th, 2006
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+5
July 30th, 2006
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PERVERT PICARD!!
July 30th, 2006
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Wow...that was absolutely brilliant...
July 30th, 2006
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Wow, excellent choice of picard expressions. Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner. 5'd
July 30th, 2006
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ROFLMFAO!!!!
July 30th, 2006
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Picard is the man. lol, Earl Grey
July 30th, 2006
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Where is this Miranda video?
July 30th, 2006
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put shoe on head....i wonder how many times thats been said...
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LMAO
July 30th, 2006
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you win. period
July 30th, 2006
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Who is that girl. lol
July 30th, 2006
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ftw
July 31st, 2006
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LOL!!!!!! win!
July 31st, 2006
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This thing would be a 10 if you could finish with Picard saying "What a slut."
July 31st, 2006
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Picard so wants to " engage " I just know it.
July 31st, 2006
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Nice job keeping it work safe.
July 31st, 2006
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QG27G720U&NR LMFAO found that while looking at her other video on youtube "beat that pussy"
July 31st, 2006
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if for whatever reason i see this episode on tv ill literally rofl
July 31st, 2006
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I was 5ing this at "Two"... but the guy on the couch at the end of the source video is one of the most hillarious things I've ever seen in my life. It too deserves a 5.
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That sound makes my ears bleed, but at least it's sfw.
July 31st, 2006
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Quite good
July 31st, 2006
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genius
July 31st, 2006
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I just love his facial expressions
July 31st, 2006
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You are the overlord of the internets.
July 31st, 2006
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that made me lawl.
July 31st, 2006
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LOL at Picard sipping his tea at the end.
July 31st, 2006
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5 for facial expressions
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That's some good stuff.
July 31st, 2006
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DAMMIT YOU RUINE DIT
July 31st, 2006
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this owns
July 31st, 2006
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omg one in the top 10 that actually made me lol!
July 31st, 2006
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f*ck yes.
July 31st, 2006
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picard HAS class!
July 31st, 2006
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best ever
July 31st, 2006
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Picard is amazing.He can run a ship filled with thousands of crew members and their families,deal with people's social problems,solve a time paradox,battle the borg,and still manage to get some in the end.
July 31st, 2006
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lol, comedic timing.
July 31st, 2006
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the ending is tops
July 31st, 2006
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omg this makes me laugh so f*ckin hard!! good f*ckin job, Ginsain
July 31st, 2006
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I found the video guys: http://www.totallycrap.com/comments/webcam_honey1/
July 31st, 2006
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lol upvote.
July 31st, 2006
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picard nooooooooooo
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Nice YTMND but giving three for no full ending but +1 cause Endokun gave full video lawl.NEED MORE OF HER!!!
July 31st, 2006
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PEANUTS!
July 31st, 2006
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Yes Picard! Yes!
July 31st, 2006
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Quality.
July 31st, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! NICE!
July 31st, 2006
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Wooooot finally saw full version. You are the MAN now dog.. Hooray for showing her foot! ^_^
July 31st, 2006
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Everytime I see this it gets better, the facial expressions are great! FAV'd!
July 31st, 2006
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Good ytmnd. That chick is mediocre at beast though. Specially when you f*ck model bitches like I do. WHAT THE f*ck!
August 1st, 2006
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lol, 2 minutes into the video there some dude in the background- he's just sitting therre watching TV! What is he gay (no that there's anything wrong with that)?
August 1st, 2006
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Picard has no class
August 1st, 2006
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He's human just like the rest of us.
August 2nd, 2006
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two
August 2nd, 2006
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QFT "I fapped, both for hot girl and for Picard."
August 2nd, 2006
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A winner is you! Dag, tho... where can I get unedited footage of her? Best... edit... evar...
August 3rd, 2006
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Why isn't Miranda a fad? Great by the way!!
August 3rd, 2006
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this is amazing
August 3rd, 2006
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I would have let her open her bra, to reveal Happy cat, *NEDM song plays*
August 4th, 2006
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She has TWO boobs, count em, TWO
August 5th, 2006
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Flawless Victory.
August 7th, 2006
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catching up on my voting now that I can again! I haven't been able to vote since early June
August 7th, 2006
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Oh god Oh god This is... classic... Oh god XD
August 8th, 2006
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two!
August 8th, 2006
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Put phaser on head.
August 9th, 2006
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Welcome to the top 5.
August 9th, 2006
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"two"
August 9th, 2006
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Rated way too high.
August 9th, 2006
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I disagree with Spotz, this is gold
August 9th, 2006
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loved it
August 10th, 2006
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Oh snap! Really awesome dude :D
August 10th, 2006
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heh
August 12th, 2006
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Hope he resets Safari when he's done.
August 12th, 2006
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WOOP
August 12th, 2006
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You win rolfchopper.
August 12th, 2006
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Amazing! :D
August 13th, 2006
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August 13th, 2006
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Should of kept lookin Picard lol! fave'd and 5'd
August 14th, 2006
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awesome facial expressions
August 14th, 2006
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o picard
August 14th, 2006
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incredable!!!!
August 15th, 2006
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I had gag myself to keep from waking up my whole house laughing. 5.
August 15th, 2006
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August 15th, 2006
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ROFL perfect!
August 15th, 2006
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roflmao
August 15th, 2006
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ROFL!
August 15th, 2006
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haha
August 15th, 2006
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ok and well made...i just dont find it that funny...
August 15th, 2006
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Classy. Original. Groovy music. You win.
August 15th, 2006
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Hall of Fame please. better than cuppycakes.
August 15th, 2006
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WANT DIRTEE VERSIONN NOW!!!!
August 15th, 2006
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That's good stuff! lol!
August 15th, 2006
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MOAR
August 15th, 2006
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am I mad or was there a ytmnd just like this, but at the end it cuts off as shes about to take her bra off and picard screams "noooooo!" or something?
August 15th, 2006
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no boobiez?
August 15th, 2006
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the facial expressions match perfectly
August 15th, 2006
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tea... earl grey... HAWT!
August 15th, 2006
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you win, please keep going :)
August 15th, 2006
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hahahaha nice facial expression work, plus I'd tap
August 15th, 2006
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I wanted boobs......
August 15th, 2006
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SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!SHOE ON HEAD!!!
August 15th, 2006
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yay
August 15th, 2006
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to the best ytmnd in the galaxy!
August 15th, 2006
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dirty ol' captain
August 16th, 2006
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it was wonderful i loved it
August 16th, 2006
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he should have watched it all....but yah...yummy ^_^ also fap fap fap
August 16th, 2006
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the facial expressions are perfect, the amount of girl we see is perfect, the tea is perfect.
August 16th, 2006
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Jesus, that girl was f*cking ugly. Good ytmnd though, I REALLY suggest you change the chick though.
August 17th, 2006
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"Two". XD Win sauce, a la mode. KUGWT.
August 17th, 2006
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I love this one. Great job! On a side note: that girl is NOT ugly to the commenter above me!
August 17th, 2006
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Funny sh*t
August 17th, 2006
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WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 17th, 2006
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August 17th, 2006
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Hahahaha.... Awesome. Perfectly blended, like... Like... Like something well blended.
August 18th, 2006
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Max will delete your YTMND account if you dont send this to 3000 people within the next SHAMEFUL minute.
August 18th, 2006
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lol
August 18th, 2006
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How Max's self account deletion is as bugged and flawed as his IP tracker in the forums. :goodone: max!
August 18th, 2006
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Noooooooo Picard is pervie T_T That's not cooool. Good edit together though. And funny. But nooooooooo!!!!! T_T_T_T_T_T
August 18th, 2006
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Great!
August 18th, 2006
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Shame on Picard for not watching all of it. :P
August 18th, 2006
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Again this is probably one of the best YTMNDs made to date.
August 18th, 2006
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That NEEDS to be number 1, its too good. All other top15's have been sh*t today, thats the only good one.
August 18th, 2006
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Hahaha the tea scene made me laugh hard! its like....tea bitch!
August 18th, 2006
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Picard calms his boner with a nice cup of Earl Grey.
August 18th, 2006
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His facial expressions are perfect.
August 18th, 2006
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August 18th, 2006
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5, this one made me LOL
August 18th, 2006
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Picard has some class. 5'd
August 18th, 2006
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Haha nice edit ;D
August 18th, 2006
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Holy sh*t yes.
August 18th, 2006
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lolz, the expressions on his face go in sooo well..
August 18th, 2006
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Lol, look at all the horny 30 year old losers fiving this.
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