The Ultimate Bedside Surprise
Created on: June 12th, 2006
The Ultimate Bedside Surprise
How it would actually happen in real life. Chances are high that the deranged serial killer behind the mask would stab you in the eyeball with a needle a few seconds later.

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June 13th, 2006
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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reminds me of the King Is Hiding In Your Car one I made a while back.... XD great job man!!!!
June 13th, 2006
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FTW
June 13th, 2006
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scared the za za za za za out of me 5
June 13th, 2006
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dude, laughed my *ss off when i saw it. awsome!
June 13th, 2006
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5'd! Bring back the king!
June 13th, 2006
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i wonder how drunk you'd have to be the night before to wake up with him...
June 13th, 2006
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5'd for The King!
June 13th, 2006
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lollercoaster
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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GO KING GO
June 13th, 2006
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I never really liked this fad, but this YTMND was awesome
June 13th, 2006
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and I was expecting this to be a Stephanie ytmnd. WAKE UP WITH THE KING
June 13th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t, The KIng! 5'd.
June 13th, 2006
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unexpected, f*cking win!
June 13th, 2006
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I
June 13th, 2006
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WHAAAAAAA! hahahahahahahaaaahahahahaaa..
June 13th, 2006
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Where is your god now?
June 13th, 2006
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You did it locutus.You did it.
June 13th, 2006
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old, but a winnar.
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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YES
June 13th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, that scared the crap out of me, and made me laugh my *ss off. GOOD JOB!
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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Awesome!
June 13th, 2006
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eh...
June 13th, 2006
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The king is sleeping with our men and breeding with our women.
June 13th, 2006
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Just got back from Burger King, oh yeahhhhh.
June 13th, 2006
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-1 Just because i like the NEDM one better
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ROFL
June 13th, 2006
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NEDM and this rule.
June 13th, 2006
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nice.
June 13th, 2006
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dws (down with scientology) up w/ anything else good, yes?
June 13th, 2006
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Bow down to the, bow down to the king!
June 13th, 2006
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O...m...f...g....This sir gets you one 5 and one million high 5s.
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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Good, but someone should make one but with Lex Luthor screaming wrong. I'd 5 it...
June 13th, 2006
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Awesome, and it made my son scream in fear, excellent.
June 13th, 2006
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Not bad...
June 13th, 2006
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I'm gonna have nightmares now.
June 13th, 2006
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WHERE IS YOUR KING NOW?
June 13th, 2006
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LMAO
June 13th, 2006
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Someone else watched that movie besides me?
June 13th, 2006
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OBEY THE KING
June 13th, 2006
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At first i was all like OH SHIZZY and then i was all LOL
June 13th, 2006
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No hit sry
June 13th, 2006
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yeah 5 stars for PoD clip alone...the King helps of course.
June 13th, 2006
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omg so funny dude!
June 13th, 2006
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Waaaaaaaaaaaa, I don't want this top 5. Waaaaaaaaaa!
June 13th, 2006
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LOL XD
June 13th, 2006
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Suprise! You slept with the king last night.
June 13th, 2006
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what movie ist his from
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This scared the sh*t out of me
June 14th, 2006
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LMFAO
June 14th, 2006
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Good stuff
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I knew it! I knew it was gonna be the king! Love the description.
June 14th, 2006
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June 14th, 2006
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lmao 5 just cause its the king XD
June 14th, 2006
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Anyone know where I can get the original of this?
June 14th, 2006
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...I think I peed a little.
June 14th, 2006
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lol King
June 14th, 2006
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WAKE UP WITH THE f*ckING KING, BITCH!
June 14th, 2006
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BK delivers?
June 14th, 2006
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Lol.
June 14th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA
June 14th, 2006
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God DAMN I hate that guy :|
June 14th, 2006
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I like it.
June 14th, 2006
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hahah xD add brian peppers plox
June 14th, 2006
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0wn3d
June 14th, 2006
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Delicious.
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n*gg* better run...
June 14th, 2006
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There are comics about this somewhere...found it! 5'd. http://www.yirmumah.djcoffman.com/archives.php?date=20050530
June 14th, 2006
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7000 STARS!
June 14th, 2006
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rofl
June 14th, 2006
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lol
June 14th, 2006
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disturbing...i like it
June 14th, 2006
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King FTW! Do I smell a new fad coming on...?
June 14th, 2006
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What move is this from? also, 5
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lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz
June 14th, 2006
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OMG, this made me laugh more than any other YTMND, YOU WIN, GOODDAY SIR!
June 14th, 2006
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This wins. Seriously.
June 14th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER!
June 14th, 2006
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OH my... that was hilarious.
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The King's totally in bed with a sweats man. XD
June 14th, 2006
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Wake up with the King.
June 14th, 2006
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funneh!
June 14th, 2006
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XD funny
June 14th, 2006
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Not very original, but i'll give you a 3 because im feeling generous
June 14th, 2006
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Great, now I'm off to have nightmares.
June 14th, 2006
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This site is made of win.
June 14th, 2006
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lol -- great photoshop
June 14th, 2006
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YOU WIN THE INTERNETZ!
June 14th, 2006
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lol originality
June 14th, 2006
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I CANT DESCRIBE THE LOLAGE!!!
June 14th, 2006
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f'in creepy!
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It is green.
June 14th, 2006
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bow down to your king
June 15th, 2006
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Wake up every morning with the King! At Burger King!
June 15th, 2006
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ROFLWMPO
June 15th, 2006
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http://crazysurprise.ytmnd.com/
June 15th, 2006
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The king is supposed to make people happy...
June 15th, 2006
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Burger King NOOOOO
June 15th, 2006
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Wake up with the King :P.
June 15th, 2006
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
June 15th, 2006
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this is awesome. lmao
June 15th, 2006
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bang this is the best one ftw
June 15th, 2006
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The King is an automatic 5.
June 15th, 2006
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Yes! The King returns.
June 15th, 2006
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Five for Prince Of Darkness ...what a kick *ss movie.
June 15th, 2006
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WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
June 15th, 2006
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The King is prolly the scariest mascot of all time.
June 15th, 2006
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Where is his God now? In his Boxers, Thats where. And In mine..That scared the sh*t out of me. o_o
June 15th, 2006
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very nice
June 15th, 2006
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I wouldn't be surprised if that was an actual BK commercial knowing them.
June 15th, 2006
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Bah, rate right you stupid thing
June 15th, 2006
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Oh great. He gives me enough nightmares as is, now this site will haunt me for ages.
June 15th, 2006
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LOL
June 15th, 2006
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I lol'd
June 15th, 2006
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Best bed-side surprise of them all. It ends here.
June 15th, 2006
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kick ass
June 15th, 2006
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Congratulations. You win. I haven't actually laughed that hard at at YTMND since Tom Cruise killed Oprah!
June 15th, 2006
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You don't have to worry about having "burger king" in the keywords spoiling the surprise, I saw it coming the moment I saw this YTMND's name.
June 15th, 2006
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f*cking king
June 15th, 2006
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June 15th, 2006
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YESSS
June 15th, 2006
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ROFLMFAO... f*ckin scary
June 15th, 2006
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I thought it was a porno clip at first.
June 15th, 2006
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Hahahahaha... too good.
June 15th, 2006
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yay
June 16th, 2006
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Anything with the king...... 5
June 16th, 2006
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That genuinely scared me. Kick ass!
June 16th, 2006
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My god.. this is the only site in the top 5 that isn't related to Scientology. I feel cornered for some reason.
June 16th, 2006
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Is there a reason I should reward this site for repeating the same idea that went in the commercials?
June 16th, 2006
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Because it's NOT the same idea?
June 16th, 2006
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June 16th, 2006
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June 16th, 2006
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What movie is this from... i dont remember this scene at all... and yes i know the king is not supposed to be in it.. but which movie is this scene from... do you have the original? i would like to see the actual thing that scares him lol.
June 16th, 2006
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LOL I was actually scared for a second.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for Prince of Darkness.
June 16th, 2006
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I always thought that commercial was creepy. Nice work :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koyY9Aw8fV0 - Yeah. Your idea is fresh and new.
June 16th, 2006
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Thats pro (H)
June 16th, 2006
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Nice.
June 16th, 2006
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"Yeah. Your idea is fresh and new." It is somewhat, actually. Waking up to the king and reacting REALISTICA- Ah, hell, why am I arguing with you? you don't get it. discussion over.
June 16th, 2006
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well put
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I like it, King sites make me lol. And I wish someone would post the an unedited gif of this since I've never seen the movie and I'm too much of a pussy to go rent it. :(
June 16th, 2006
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ILL GIVE YU A 5 K?
June 16th, 2006
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5d b/c its not gay scientology
June 16th, 2006
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i'd pee myself
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June 16th, 2006
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Hehe... Just when people thought they were safe from The King.
June 17th, 2006
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OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING AS I TYPE THIS
June 17th, 2006
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I had my sounds on HIGH. :(
June 17th, 2006
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June 17th, 2006
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King me!
June 17th, 2006
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f*cking hells yeah Hahahaha!!!
June 17th, 2006
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I put a high-color unedited gif at agent.anderson.1.vg/files/unedited_POD.gif
June 17th, 2006
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pure gold
June 17th, 2006
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Wake up... with the King!
June 17th, 2006
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Wake up... with the King!!
June 17th, 2006
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Nice. 5'd for the king.
June 17th, 2006
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I
June 17th, 2006
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Awesome.
June 17th, 2006
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I predicted what would happen but this is f*cking awesome
June 17th, 2006
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Thats sum funni sh*t
June 17th, 2006
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This is Rogan, and I approve of this message.
June 17th, 2006
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Heh.
June 18th, 2006
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Lol awsome
June 18th, 2006
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5 since people are jealous therefore downvoting. Who cares about fad, it made me laugh.
June 18th, 2006
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fear the King: he knows when you are sleeping...he knows when you're awake...
June 18th, 2006
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nice work
June 18th, 2006
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hehhehehh
June 18th, 2006
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This is made of all sorts of win.
June 18th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA *wheeze cough cough*
June 18th, 2006
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wake up with the king
June 18th, 2006
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Iknow howyou feel >.>
June 18th, 2006
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5
June 18th, 2006
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this is the best ever.
June 18th, 2006
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Holy CRAP. That would scare me too if I was sleeping next to the Burger King.
June 18th, 2006
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I LOL'd!
June 18th, 2006
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Wake up with the king.
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rofl, that would scare the balls off a monkey
June 19th, 2006
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jesus mothertittyf*cking christasaurus rex....
June 19th, 2006
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June 19th, 2006
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OMFG
June 19th, 2006
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someone should do a Lex Luthor of that
June 19th, 2006
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wake up with the king
June 19th, 2006
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loltastic
June 19th, 2006
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Its been awile since there was a really funny king ytmnd. Good job
June 19th, 2006
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That was just hilarious. Anything these days involving the King is automatically comedy gold.
June 19th, 2006
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June 19th, 2006
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XD Amazing.
June 19th, 2006
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wow thats awesome! whats the original pic look like? im scared!
June 19th, 2006
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Wake up with the King!
June 19th, 2006
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One of the few YTMNDs that I can show to anyone and guarantee that they're going to find it hilarious. Awesome work Locutus.
June 19th, 2006
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LOL nice one!
June 19th, 2006
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WIN
June 19th, 2006
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this is something those *ssholes at BK would totally do....
June 19th, 2006
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well that was unexpected, but funny as hell
June 19th, 2006
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WAKE UP WITH THE KING!!!
June 20th, 2006
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Haha, was scared.
June 20th, 2006
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AAAHHHH!!! There should more of the guy's reaction, and louder audio for a more startling impact (MASSIVE damage)
June 20th, 2006
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LMFAO!!! this is wut i thought wen I first that commercial
June 20th, 2006
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June 20th, 2006
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Default: 2 Image: +1 Sound: +1 Comedy: +2 | You win, good day sir.
June 20th, 2006
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+1 because it's by the one and only creator of "BR w/out Honour or Humanity" = 5 ;) Mainly cos I never really got the whole King thing.
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http://idontlikefingersupmybutt.ytmnsfw.com/
June 20th, 2006
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brilliant!
June 20th, 2006
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BAHAHAHAHAHA that is AWESOME SO TRUE
June 20th, 2006
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It just can't get any better.
June 20th, 2006
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Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!
June 21st, 2006
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First YTMND that I actually laughed at in a long time. Thank you.
June 21st, 2006
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OH NOES !!112 THE KING IN YOUR BED !113²~
June 21st, 2006
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king always wins
June 21st, 2006
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You could totally see it coming... but hilarious anyway
June 21st, 2006
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great work
June 21st, 2006
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funufnfunufnufnufnfun
June 21st, 2006
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I'm Batman
June 22nd, 2006
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http://cosbeesvsdancers.ytmnd.com/
June 22nd, 2006
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Hail to the King.
June 22nd, 2006
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LOL. I f*ckING HATE THE KING.
June 22nd, 2006
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOWWWWW!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!??!??
June 22nd, 2006
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I lol'd
June 22nd, 2006
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You know what I like, good day sir.
June 22nd, 2006
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haha that's funny.... but i never saw the movie, what's he really looking at? a corpse or something?
June 23rd, 2006
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Greatness
June 23rd, 2006
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Why have I not fived this yet?
June 23rd, 2006
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Wake up with the King, lol
June 23rd, 2006
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XD surprised me too.
June 23rd, 2006
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I'd scream, too. Brian peppers version would be great.
June 23rd, 2006
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mut mill macking stfu lordxar it was hilarious
June 23rd, 2006
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hahahah i fell out of chair laughing
June 23rd, 2006
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Awesome as for your description, yes, I can see reading in the news a serial killer in The King outfit.
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It made me jump >.
June 24th, 2006
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did burger king sponsor this? i hope so...
June 24th, 2006
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Burger king,king is very scary. I lol'd
June 24th, 2006
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I love you.
June 24th, 2006
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King is nws. Neither is sweaty man.
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oh my God i laughed so hard my sides hurt like Hell....
June 24th, 2006
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greatest ytmnd ever
June 25th, 2006
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Excellent. The King sure gets around...
June 25th, 2006
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I'm scared to sleep... the king might get me.
June 26th, 2006
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LMFAO
June 26th, 2006
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lolz
June 26th, 2006
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it's alright, nothing earth shattering though
June 26th, 2006
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OMGROFL!
June 26th, 2006
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Ahhh Burger King Guy!1!1
June 26th, 2006
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Great, I laughed too hard and couldn't breathe!
June 26th, 2006
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My vote was deleted every time a day passed. 1'd for that.
June 26th, 2006
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You one me for something that isn't my problem? That's like 1'ing my site because McDonalds screwed up your value meal order.
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