America Vs. Canada
Created on: May 8th, 2006
America Vs. Canada
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<< 1 2 3 >>
YouWereMyBrother
May 8th, 2006
1:09:51 PM CDT
(0)
Maybe it isn't real...but it made me laugh. =)
Azure
May 8th, 2006
1:11:24 PM CDT
(0)
lol americans
alchymi
May 8th, 2006
1:12:07 PM CDT
(0)
"And we could make Canada the 51st state if it was worth the effort." Apparently it's not worth the effort to lose a little weight either eh fatties?
VenomHowell
May 8th, 2006
1:12:13 PM CDT
(0)
Night-Hawk, you forgot Talking With Americans, one of the funniest specials of all time.
Night-Hawk
May 8th, 2006
1:14:11 PM CDT
(0)
OMG YES, there are so many shows that prove just how dumb they really are, rofl
SinisterCRX
May 8th, 2006
1:15:57 PM CDT
(0)
Yes, because we are all unintelligent creatures who sleep with our mothers and sisters, drink beer all day and never made it past the 6th grade.
Night-Hawk
May 8th, 2006
1:16:41 PM CDT
(0)
^ so the truth comes out . . . ^
Carltheshivan
May 8th, 2006
1:20:10 PM CDT
(0)
so old that it gets a one.
Godfather
May 8th, 2006
1:21:55 PM CDT
(0)
Irrevelant, unoriginal, and overrated, just like Canada.
nelsonlaugh
May 8th, 2006
1:22:14 PM CDT
(0)
This is old, and Canada sucks. End of story.
SeANMcBAY
May 8th, 2006
1:26:49 PM CDT
(0)
Stupid Canadians should have moved their f*cking lighthouse. f*ck Canada.
westifer
May 8th, 2006
1:27:34 PM CDT
(0)
Oh man, very funny
RussianSub
May 8th, 2006
1:28:17 PM CDT
(0)
This sucked so bad I gave ALL your sites a 1.
YMTND
May 8th, 2006
1:29:55 PM CDT
(0)
Oh Canada. You guys are so silly.
Tarx
May 8th, 2006
1:30:29 PM CDT
(0)
omg 5 for the comments about whos better than each other! oh and the joke too. seems like the comments here are all like "Whos cock is the biggest" if they keep this up you may have a top 5.
Adrnshw6
May 8th, 2006
1:31:14 PM CDT
(0)
Old as hell and proven fake.
Dux00rs
May 8th, 2006
1:32:40 PM CDT
(0)
extremely old, even if new, it's not ytmnd material it's friggin text, what's next? Written jokes as slideshows?
astromonkey
May 8th, 2006
1:33:04 PM CDT
(0)
not impressed
arojust
May 8th, 2006
1:33:25 PM CDT
(0)
Not only is this .gif stolen, but it's as old as my grandma.
KwaiChangCaine
May 8th, 2006
1:33:38 PM CDT
(0)
americans are stupid
Kyojiro
May 8th, 2006
1:34:16 PM CDT
(0)
Old as the internet itself.
bahama-llama
May 8th, 2006
1:35:54 PM CDT
(0)
slow down the text when there is more reading.
MuToiDMaN
May 8th, 2006
1:42:35 PM CDT
(0)
urban legend :|
Tooooon
May 8th, 2006
1:43:30 PM CDT
(0)
America still sucks, even if this is fake. Sooo 5! :D
Gunnanator
May 8th, 2006
1:43:31 PM CDT
(0)
It was stollen from reader's digest and it wasn't American's vs. Canadians... f*ckin' liar.
The-Watchman
May 8th, 2006
1:50:51 PM CDT
(0)
Old joke, but still a pretty funny one. Oh, and Canada>America
Cerryl-Bastil
May 8th, 2006
1:52:07 PM CDT
(0)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Azoruk
May 8th, 2006
1:54:56 PM CDT
(0)
LOL @ people who downvote for it being fake. Of course it's fake you morons. Stop being so offended.
MegaBUD
May 8th, 2006
1:54:57 PM CDT
(0)
CANADA > USA
B5200
May 8th, 2006
1:55:24 PM CDT
(0)
Teh canadians should have said it was a damn light house.
Elfanor2
May 8th, 2006
1:58:59 PM CDT
(0)
Second to last one goes to fast and this is really old
cheese8214
May 8th, 2006
1:59:22 PM CDT
(0)
So f*cking old
DDM
May 8th, 2006
1:59:45 PM CDT
(0)
Old, but good.
mcconnact
May 8th, 2006
2:00:05 PM CDT
(0)
rofl, notice how most of the americans bitch and say its fake and down vote it. lol canada owns
JeremyElliott
May 8th, 2006
2:00:21 PM CDT
(0)
5/5.
cheesechimp
May 8th, 2006
2:01:15 PM CDT
(0)
heard the joke before, don't believe that it really happened.
Foxblade
May 8th, 2006
2:02:04 PM CDT
(0)
Fake
alholm2000
May 8th, 2006
2:05:48 PM CDT
(0)
It is thought that this joke was first told by the single-cell organisms from which we evolved. How they knew about America, Canada, and the naval details is still one of mankind's greatest mysteries.
Swish
May 8th, 2006
2:07:57 PM CDT
(0)
freaking old, not did you only succeed in making the text quality absolute sh*t, but the background even made it more unreadable, that piece of sh*t overused epic music doesn't make it any better
FamilyValuePack
May 8th, 2006
2:08:18 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, not real. And canada sucks.
cambot
May 8th, 2006
2:09:27 PM CDT
(0)
Nice to see The Simpsons make the number one spot. And a season 15 episode at that.
Iarheer
May 8th, 2006
2:11:29 PM CDT
(0)
Canada sucks.
cambot
May 8th, 2006
2:13:09 PM CDT
(0)
Oh wait... i was thinking of that bit where the american and canadian ships fight in the niagra falls. My wrong.
unimportant
May 8th, 2006
2:13:12 PM CDT
(0)
i'd give you points for lol country battle, but this is old and dumb etc.
thanatogenos
May 8th, 2006
2:14:23 PM CDT
(0)
... very old. Not even a YTMNDinization can make this funny again.
Woohoo5241
May 8th, 2006
2:14:26 PM CDT
(0)
This is a very old urban legend. This is one of it's many incarnations. I didn't vote, but I'm surprised it hasn't been one'd into oblivion.
DaveKap
May 8th, 2006
2:15:35 PM CDT
(0)
old, fake, stupid, viewhacked
RegBarc
May 8th, 2006
2:15:49 PM CDT
(0)
Wow. Stupid. 1.
turbosc20
May 8th, 2006
2:18:39 PM CDT
(0)
This is gay... Like Canada and all the other euro trash talkers.
Grayfox354
May 8th, 2006
2:18:42 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, lighthouse anyone?
KaneRobot
May 8th, 2006
2:19:29 PM CDT
(0)
Add fake as a keyword for +1
th3-l33t-hax0r
May 8th, 2006
2:20:11 PM CDT
(0)
OWNED
zkilla
May 8th, 2006
2:21:17 PM CDT
(0)
-1 cuz old'd
Psycho-Hippo
May 8th, 2006
2:21:58 PM CDT
(0)
lol difert contreez r stewpide
NewdNewb
May 8th, 2006
2:27:53 PM CDT
(0)
so old
Cinematic
May 8th, 2006
2:29:26 PM CDT
(0)
CANADA IS DUMB AMERICA IS DUMB GO BRITAIN!!!!!!1
badg3r
May 8th, 2006
2:30:53 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for America is the stupidest slab of land in the world. gg on the second Bush term ya f*ckin losers
Copet
May 8th, 2006
2:30:55 PM CDT
(0)
lol
CriticalMechanism
May 8th, 2006
2:31:59 PM CDT
(0)
That is old. Made me laugh a bit.
kuntakinte
May 8th, 2006
2:34:58 PM CDT
(0)
and canada is the one decrimilizing marijuana
failsafe321
May 8th, 2006
2:35:42 PM CDT
(0)
pwned
allamerican
May 8th, 2006
2:35:42 PM CDT
(0)
Americans don't have to be smart, we've got the nukes *ssholes!
ninian947
May 8th, 2006
2:42:21 PM CDT
(0)
too old, 2
spongebolton
May 8th, 2006
2:44:05 PM CDT
(0)
the carbon-14 dating for that joke is due back next week.
YourMaster
May 8th, 2006
2:46:05 PM CDT
(0)
Even though my roommate tells me it's an old internet joke, and the scopes link says it's false, this is the fist time i've seen it, and it made me laugh.
axis133
May 8th, 2006
2:46:42 PM CDT
(0)
An oldie but a goodie.
The1337Dude
May 8th, 2006
2:48:48 PM CDT
(0)
Go Canada!
funkmound
May 8th, 2006
2:48:50 PM CDT
(0)
LIGHTHOUSE
esc861
May 8th, 2006
2:49:37 PM CDT
(0)
first time on the internet? Also fake
unrealert
May 8th, 2006
2:50:18 PM CDT
(0)
lol
gyller
May 8th, 2006
2:50:57 PM CDT
(0)
Kinda off funny how this is kinda bad made but still all outside countries vote 5 and all Americans 1. Ahaha, 5'd.
Confucius
May 8th, 2006
2:51:48 PM CDT
(0)
As old as this is, watching people piss their pants over whose country is better deserves a higher rating on its own.
Kanadwen
May 8th, 2006
2:53:39 PM CDT
(0)
USA getting pwned, 5 lol
Zalien
May 8th, 2006
2:56:37 PM CDT
(0)
old
Kacen
May 8th, 2006
2:56:55 PM CDT
(0)
Funny, even though its a hoax. XD
dewfreakii
May 8th, 2006
2:58:28 PM CDT
(0)
two things I hate: an old as shˇt joke that someone finds funny being turned into a YTMND, and someone using the f*cking preloader when THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO F*CKING REASON FOR IT!
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
2:58:56 PM CDT
(0)
AMERICA IS NOT A SUPERPOWER http://www.vdare.com/roberts/060424_america.htm
TempestWales
May 8th, 2006
2:58:57 PM CDT
(0)
5'D because its funnier than most recent content. Even if it is old and untrue its very funny. Also could have been any two countries.
DeeJay
May 8th, 2006
2:59:45 PM CDT
(0)
lol
dewfreakii
May 8th, 2006
3:00:10 PM CDT
(0)
I was even waiting for some twist at the end to see if I should give this anything but a 1... it's even super-recycled music... why is this #1? *shakes head and sighs*
TehFunksta
May 8th, 2006
3:03:21 PM CDT
(0)
Americans fail. Even though I'm American.
F3nyx
May 8th, 2006
3:06:36 PM CDT
(0)
f*ckin old and it's pretty goddamn worthless in text
NSAScoot
May 8th, 2006
3:06:46 PM CDT
(0)
HAHA ANTI AMERICANISM IS SO HARDCORE
Logan-Payne
May 8th, 2006
3:08:46 PM CDT
(0)
No points because joke is OLD
Koders
May 8th, 2006
3:08:56 PM CDT
(0)
slow it down f*g + old
Death-Incarnate
May 8th, 2006
3:09:14 PM CDT
(0)
I laugh at all of the Americans who hate America because crappy protest bands tell them to. Foreigners can keep their opinion though, because they actually probably have a political opinion based on fact.
ashpoop
May 8th, 2006
3:11:31 PM CDT
(0)
Its kinda funny,but I'm just waiting for all the euros to go 'OMG AMERICA IS SO STUPID.WE ARE EUROPEAN AND HAVE NO DUMB PEOPLE IN ANY OF OUR COUNTRIES LOL'
DemonSpawn77
May 8th, 2006
3:12:24 PM CDT
(0)
Idiots...
DarkOwl
May 8th, 2006
3:14:38 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for fake, but still funny as hell.
the-ytmnd-knight
May 8th, 2006
3:15:16 PM CDT
(0)
the light house would own that little dinky ship
jimtownresident
May 8th, 2006
3:15:35 PM CDT
(0)
Fake
Big-SciZot
May 8th, 2006
3:19:22 PM CDT
(0)
THETEXKISTOOf*ckINGFAST
DanTheMan101
May 8th, 2006
3:21:45 PM CDT
(0)
WIN
kmalley
May 8th, 2006
3:22:06 PM CDT
(0)
I get this bullsh*t spam crap in email, now on YTMND too, and you fools make it #1????!!
ghosttown80
May 8th, 2006
3:22:23 PM CDT
(0)
SO f*ckING OLD.
Beamoflaser
May 8th, 2006
3:22:35 PM CDT
(0)
america sucks, canada sucks, the UK sucks, australia sucks, germany sucks, russia sucks, china sucks, japan sucks, india sucks, france sucks, spain sucks, vietnam sucks, the philippines suck, the congo sucks, brasil sucks, korea sucks, mexico sucks, puert
Beamoflaser
May 8th, 2006
3:23:41 PM CDT
(0)
big hairy *ss wangs
NibblerJr
May 8th, 2006
3:24:47 PM CDT
(0)
America, f*ck yeah!
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
3:25:26 PM CDT
(0)
Love all the Americans who try to deflect the focus from their rotten, degenerate nation onto other nations, just because those nations are perceptive enough to SEE that America is rotten and degenerate.
Cullivan
May 8th, 2006
3:27:59 PM CDT
(0)
god that is so embarrasing
A-Z2
May 8th, 2006
3:28:51 PM CDT
(0)
Canada needs to learn to build lighthouses away from America.
St00pidman
May 8th, 2006
3:29:37 PM CDT
(0)
OH NOES!
Twist96
May 8th, 2006
3:30:06 PM CDT
(0)
Ha ha
TwistedHumour
May 8th, 2006
3:31:09 PM CDT
(0)
I'm canadian and i found htis hillarious, yu al need to lighten up.
SinisterCinnamon
May 8th, 2006
3:31:24 PM CDT
(0)
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
3:33:08 PM CDT
(0)
AMERICA IS NOT A SUPERPOWER http://www.vdare.com/roberts/060424_america.htm
lalala1087
May 8th, 2006
3:36:20 PM CDT
(0)
Seen this before.
Bravot
May 8th, 2006
3:39:12 PM CDT
(0)
http://candavsamericapwned.ytmnd.com/ Still funny,though.
nab
May 8th, 2006
3:44:00 PM CDT
(0)
OMGWTFBBQSAWCE, funny, deserves a 5
clemsonwill04
May 8th, 2006
3:44:59 PM CDT
(0)
old old old
uhavsoj
May 8th, 2006
3:45:05 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for all these stupid crying American's comments.
Hedge
May 8th, 2006
3:45:53 PM CDT
(0)
Unoriginal and horrible.
lolzazlol
May 8th, 2006
3:47:13 PM CDT
(0)
this is stupid. old old old sigh
Fintron
May 8th, 2006
3:50:38 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
Adrenachrome
May 8th, 2006
3:53:03 PM CDT
(0)
hoax
BuzzPower
May 8th, 2006
3:53:33 PM CDT
(0)
Old as hell
FunkyM
May 8th, 2006
3:56:34 PM CDT
(0)
Foived cuz yow yenks cor tek a joke! I loffed out loud!
Xanatos
May 8th, 2006
3:57:29 PM CDT
(0)
lol
jcraig1701
May 8th, 2006
3:59:05 PM CDT
(0)
whether real or not, who cares, it was funny.
SpACatta
May 8th, 2006
3:59:26 PM CDT
(0)
This is bullsh*t, by the way: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
GoldDean
May 8th, 2006
4:01:19 PM CDT
(0)
owned
TomatoCannon
May 8th, 2006
4:01:30 PM CDT
(0)
This joke doesn't qualify to be on ytmnd.
Ophidios
May 8th, 2006
4:04:07 PM CDT
(0)
1'd because it wasn't an actual conversation. And it wasn't Canadians, either. It was from a TV commercial.
fender
May 8th, 2006
4:04:09 PM CDT
(0)
Fake so 1
Arcania
May 8th, 2006
4:04:51 PM CDT
(0)
Americans: Lighten up! Who care's if it's a joke? Or is it too close to the truth? And lighthouse would pwn US Navy.
Dreadling
May 8th, 2006
4:08:44 PM CDT
(0)
Wow... Americans are f*cking retarded, as usual. Someone shoot me.
Regulas021
May 8th, 2006
4:08:47 PM CDT
(0)
Inopia your a f***ing retard.
t-wiz
May 8th, 2006
4:09:28 PM CDT
(0)
5'd to counteract yanks who can't take a joke... wait a minute... who else was it that couldn't take a joke
Food-Nipple-Grunt
May 8th, 2006
4:11:34 PM CDT
(0)
NICE
DarkMeasures
May 8th, 2006
4:13:58 PM CDT
(0)
It's real. I read it in a bathroom reader.
SnakeX06
May 8th, 2006
4:19:26 PM CDT
(0)
-3 because this is OLD. But then again, I was looking for this joke a while ago, so I guess I'll give you a 2 instead of a 1. ;)
Dancing-is-Forbidden
May 8th, 2006
4:21:36 PM CDT
(0)
america...pwned?
Shatner3
May 8th, 2006
4:26:12 PM CDT
(0)
fake
darkcross
May 8th, 2006
4:26:18 PM CDT
(0)
HAHA, OWNED. Go Canada.
bigandrew5000
May 8th, 2006
4:27:05 PM CDT
(0)
hahuauha its old but welcome!! I bet many americans will proudly downvote you tough hahuahuaha! Eggysrun -> the music FITS PERFECTLY from where im looking haha! xD GOLD!! 5!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!! :D
ASFalcon13
May 8th, 2006
4:27:16 PM CDT
(0)
Old as all f*ck, but whatever. YOu can watch a video version (starring the USS Montana) here: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/33678/u_s_s_montana?filters=5
jpeg87
May 8th, 2006
4:28:09 PM CDT
(0)
Canada also beat USA in 2002 LOL
SelsiuS
May 8th, 2006
4:29:46 PM CDT
(0)
Rated 5 because I love the stupidity and ignorance of my people.
CosmosTheMouse
May 8th, 2006
4:37:59 PM CDT
(0)
yay for old internet jokes
Moonshadow101
May 8th, 2006
4:40:13 PM CDT
(0)
Older than... Hinduism.
boykicksgirl
May 8th, 2006
4:41:32 PM CDT
(0)
It's amazing how gullible people are.
lessthan3
May 8th, 2006
4:43:42 PM CDT
(0)
my mother lives in a canadian lighthouse, my father owns a lighthouse in canada
TheT
May 8th, 2006
4:46:13 PM CDT
(0)
1 for trying to pass it off as real and because you can't read the friggin' text on the panel with the ship background.
blizzard
May 8th, 2006
4:46:37 PM CDT
(0)
so old
ashpoop
May 8th, 2006
4:47:11 PM CDT
(0)
Pfft.If any of you see this as a sign of stupidity,you don't know true power.The fact that we have the ability to force pieces of Earth to move with our might is power in its ultimate form.
silverfirex
May 8th, 2006
4:47:50 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO CANADA PWNS!!!!
NESer
May 8th, 2006
4:49:20 PM CDT
(0)
Old, and fake. Also canada sucks.
polisharmyftw
May 8th, 2006
4:55:19 PM CDT
(0)
Downvoters unite! Canada ftw!
MidEastBeastL337
May 8th, 2006
4:55:24 PM CDT
(0)
Your freaking lighthouse should not be in our way.
UncleJimbo827
May 8th, 2006
5:01:03 PM CDT
(0)
Not only ancient, but fake. Failure.
Booomba
May 8th, 2006
5:01:15 PM CDT
(0)
hey you stole this from that irish commercial
SovietRussia
May 8th, 2006
5:02:53 PM CDT
(0)
You know what? All the dickhead Eurotrash and Canadian scum posting here slamming America have caused me to downgrade this to a 1. Eat sh*t and die, you pussies.
teeth
May 8th, 2006
5:03:54 PM CDT
(0)
"It's not real. It's a made-up joke. You're a moron. Canadians are stupid and gullible. Plus it's older than f*ck. You fail the internet." ogm, r we rlly? i hop u rnt foolign me caz, i'm liek relly gulable LOL!!1 :;P;;P:P
johnbobby
May 8th, 2006
5:08:47 PM CDT
(0)
Old
Aturaten
May 8th, 2006
5:09:12 PM CDT
(0)
Yes, Canada is a stupid country, stupid enough to beat America in it's war games 4 years in a row. Stupid enough not to spark what will probably be world war 3. Stupid enough to be loved by the majority of the world. Also, we are on top and bigger. If thi
windows95
May 8th, 2006
5:09:38 PM CDT
(0)
Fake but funny.
DoctorJuice
May 8th, 2006
5:10:24 PM CDT
(0)
Fission Mailed. We now return to The Red Green Show.
Symbolite
May 8th, 2006
5:10:41 PM CDT
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I literally burst out laughing on the end there, but please add like a second onto the frame with litle text, and for that one huge thing of text make it stay up at least 3-4 second longer. i had to watch the thing 3 times to read it all.
Krakko
May 8th, 2006
5:13:12 PM CDT
(0)
americans are so stupid
nick8030
May 8th, 2006
5:13:27 PM CDT
(0)
Canada sucks my f*cking balls. Go f*ck a tree you stupid f*cks.
REforever101
May 8th, 2006
5:14:52 PM CDT
(0)
ha ha ha ha ha ha
toiletduck122
May 8th, 2006
5:15:55 PM CDT
(0)
Way to rip off a beer commercial.
Robodeathclock
May 8th, 2006
5:16:44 PM CDT
(0)
its good to be a newfoundlander :)
dfdf1213
May 8th, 2006
5:16:58 PM CDT
(0)
i'm not bothered that its fake, just by the fact that its so old
CaptainRescue
May 8th, 2006
5:17:12 PM CDT
(0)
Good call, lighthouse. Canada to the rescue!
Booomba
May 8th, 2006
5:17:14 PM CDT
(0)
http://www.bofunk.com/video/986/uss_montana.html
Storm
May 8th, 2006
5:17:59 PM CDT
(0)
I saw that joke coming from a mile off, but pretty funny.
corytheboyd
May 8th, 2006
5:19:26 PM CDT
(0)
make it slower.
Vincent-Valentine
May 8th, 2006
5:20:11 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, very awesome.
Xioyux
May 8th, 2006
5:20:28 PM CDT
(0)
LIGHTHOUSE LOL
MessedRocker
May 8th, 2006
5:25:29 PM CDT
(0)
Help me! I've been taken hostage by mooninites! Send me a package of Doritos!
id01
May 8th, 2006
5:26:03 PM CDT
(0)
old.
bass31
May 8th, 2006
5:28:09 PM CDT
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lol good find
Sheniva
May 8th, 2006
5:30:38 PM CDT
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GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
forty4
May 8th, 2006
5:31:55 PM CDT
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I've seen so many versions of this that I don't know which one is the original.
Kenji-Saito
May 8th, 2006
5:33:59 PM CDT
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LOL
machchunk
May 8th, 2006
5:35:44 PM CDT
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Ummmm....I've never seen it before. I don't get why you guys are saying it's old.
eviscero
May 8th, 2006
5:39:16 PM CDT
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lold...fake...lame
DioBrando
May 8th, 2006
5:40:41 PM CDT
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5'd for America being stupid.
RubilacEx
May 8th, 2006
5:41:56 PM CDT
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SO old. SO fake. SO unfunny.
Seifer100
May 8th, 2006
5:42:16 PM CDT
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Haha, stupid yankees.
Skorpius
May 8th, 2006
5:42:31 PM CDT
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These comments shred any hope I had for the rest of the world.
MrDeodorant
May 8th, 2006
5:44:57 PM CDT
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One more piece of evidence as to why Canada is better than America. As if we needed even more proof.
Godlay
May 8th, 2006
5:46:07 PM CDT
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Lol thats fake, I saw that somewhere else as British and Irish..... America > Canada anyday... GG Eskimoz!
jesusbonehead
May 8th, 2006
5:46:16 PM CDT
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U R B A N M Y T H N E V E R H A P P E N E D google for proof. still funny
vinnyq
May 8th, 2006
5:47:19 PM CDT
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lmao were the land of freedom but also the most stupidest f*cks ever
quetzal215
May 8th, 2006
5:47:44 PM CDT
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The only people dumb enough to believe that this is real are Canadian.
MrFizzy
May 8th, 2006
5:51:16 PM CDT
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It doesn't have to be real to be funny...
N3k74r
May 8th, 2006
5:53:22 PM CDT
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I thought this was funny, and I'm an American.
Krall
May 8th, 2006
5:55:36 PM CDT
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Pretty funny
Blue-Fox
May 8th, 2006
5:55:50 PM CDT
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5 for amesomeness and canadian nationality
LtShadows
May 8th, 2006
5:56:22 PM CDT
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1: Old... really old. 2: Proven to be a hoax.
cmatt42
May 8th, 2006
5:58:12 PM CDT
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Linux, man.
TimberWolf
May 8th, 2006
6:03:45 PM CDT
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It's a fake but funny.
earth-b0und-misfit
May 8th, 2006
6:05:52 PM CDT
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In the business, we refer to this as "kick ass".
MaDaXXe
May 8th, 2006
6:06:55 PM CDT
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OMFG This best be real!
way21337
May 8th, 2006
6:09:34 PM CDT
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Canada owned us. :(
syko
May 8th, 2006
6:13:49 PM CDT
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syko
May 8th, 2006
6:14:59 PM CDT
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Get the f*ck off my Interwebs. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
dcmm
May 8th, 2006
6:18:06 PM CDT
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I read it for two seconds before I realized I'd read it a hundred times
Dave221
May 8th, 2006
6:19:15 PM CDT
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Canada > USA except for your military. please dont invade.
vera
May 8th, 2006
6:21:55 PM CDT
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canada ftw
Lycanthrope
May 8th, 2006
6:22:25 PM CDT
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I'm Canadian and proud, but not an elitist prick.
Teh-Ravage
May 8th, 2006
6:24:38 PM CDT
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heard it before, but new to ytmnd
Iroquois
May 8th, 2006
6:25:52 PM CDT
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Excelent my friend! The sound goes right along with it.
Adverb
May 8th, 2006
6:26:16 PM CDT
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You know what? This counts as stolen. Do you know what that means? It means OFF DA TOP 15 WIF YOU, BRO
VinDiesal
May 8th, 2006
6:26:53 PM CDT
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Old and fake
Shieftain
May 8th, 2006
6:28:07 PM CDT
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OMG, is this for real?!
DonkeyKong96
May 8th, 2006
6:41:28 PM CDT
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Its ok fellow Americans, this is not real. But what will really happen is in about 15 years Quebec will join the U.S. Then Canada will have nothing else to laugh about, because all of its economy will plunge to the ground, and the U.S. people will just tu
DonkeyKong96
May 8th, 2006
6:43:52 PM CDT
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rn their heads, and watch Canada fall apart :( Im sorry to say, but Canada ftl.
elChe
May 8th, 2006
6:59:41 PM CDT
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FALSE! USS Lincoln has served in the pacific fleet since 1990. Pwnt.
Speth
May 8th, 2006
7:02:45 PM CDT
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yeah, we would probably attack the light house anyways, lol
BioHazard
May 8th, 2006
7:07:28 PM CDT
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Couldn't a US Carrier Fleet obliterate the everliving sh*t out of some old stone lightouse? GTFO.
elChe
May 8th, 2006
7:11:01 PM CDT
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Donkeykong96, you're an idiot. The seperatist movement has been falling out of favour since the early 90's. Not to mention that right now, Alberta, BC, and Ontario are the big revenue-generators. Not to mentiona that traditionally, Quebec has been one of
CaptainPeepers
May 8th, 2006
7:11:15 PM CDT
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It's a joke, not an actual recording.
elChe
May 8th, 2006
7:12:21 PM CDT
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...one of our poorer provinces
Fret
May 8th, 2006
7:39:53 PM CDT
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oh no
Krakko
May 8th, 2006
7:51:23 PM CDT
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haha... this got voted NSFW cause it sucked so much
mayunholdup
May 8th, 2006
8:01:52 PM CDT
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Why is this made ytmnsfw?
Murmandamus
May 8th, 2006
8:16:00 PM CDT
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The canadian navy would consist of one lighthouse
BlueberryPoptart
May 8th, 2006
8:51:14 PM CDT
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just old.
SonnyResetti
May 8th, 2006
9:15:54 PM CDT
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NOW you know why I like to give the impression of not bieng American
helotx
May 8th, 2006
9:21:30 PM CDT
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lol victory
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:31:35 PM CDT
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thedeveloper, please consider investing in brain surgery, if your inept healthcare system offers it. Reversing the names on the "transcript" and saying it's true because you say so is all kinds of stupid.
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:34:07 PM CDT
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PS: For all the boastful Americans who believe the illusion of military supremacy your government gives you entitles you to some adolescent arrogange -
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:35:23 PM CDT
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America Is No Superpower By Paul Craig Roberts Is the United States a superpower? I think not. Consider these facts: The financial position of the US has declined dramatically. The US is heavily indebted, both government and consumers. The US tra
aaronak
May 8th, 2006
9:35:36 PM CDT
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http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm kthxdie
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:36:26 PM CDT
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trade deficit both in absolute size and as a percentage of GDP is unprecedented, reaching more than $800 billion in 2005 and accumulating to $4.5 trillion since 1990. With US job growth falling behind population growth and with no growth in consumer real
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:37:38 PM CDT
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incomes, the US economy is driven by expanding consumer debt. Saving rates are low or negative. The federal budget is deep in the red, adding to America’s dependency on debt. The US cannot even go to war unless foreigners are willing to finance it.
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:39:42 PM CDT
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Our biggest bankers are China and Japan, both of whom could cause the US serious financial problems if they wished. A country whose financial affairs are in the hands of foreigners is not a superpower. The US is heavily dependent on imports for manufac
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:41:19 PM CDT
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The US is heavily dependent on imports for manufactured goods, including advanced technology products. In 2005 US dependency (in dollar amounts) on imported manufactured goods was twice as large as US dependency on imported oil. In the 21st century the US
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:42:35 PM CDT
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has experienced a rapid increase in dependency on imports of advanced technology products. A country dependent on foreigners for manufactures and advanced technology products is not a superpower. Because of jobs offshoring and illegal immigration, US c
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:44:51 PM CDT
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consumers create jobs for foreigners, not for Americans. Bureau of Labor Statistics jobs reports document the loss of manufacturing jobs and the inability of the US economy to create jobs in categories other than domestic “hands on” services. According to
darkkaizer
May 8th, 2006
9:45:55 PM CDT
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^ We get it already, go find someone who cares
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:45:55 PM CDT
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to a March 2006 report from the Center for Immigration Studies, most of these jobs are going to immigrants: “Between March 2000 and March 2005 only 9 percent of the net increase in jobs for adults (18 to 64) went to natives. This is striking because nat
swantz
May 8th, 2006
9:46:58 PM CDT
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I lol'd pretty good at that. Plus I'm an American Hillbilly, and I find this amusing.
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:47:25 PM CDT
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darkkaizer: so you not caring makes it allllll go away? Either admit America is falling apart and isn't NEARLY the big screaming deal it's opulent, ignorant citizens would have us believe it is, or deal with it, dumbf*ck.
darkkaizer
May 8th, 2006
9:48:29 PM CDT
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When did I agree or disagree with you? I just said shut the f*ck up. lol
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:48:30 PM CDT
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natives accounted for 61 percent of the net increase in the overall size of the 18 to 64 year old population.” A country that cannot create jobs for its native born population is not a superpower. In an interview in the April 17 Manufacturing & Tech
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:49:30 PM CDT
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darkkaizer: so what, you were just being whiny and demanding that I indulge your id for no good reason?
Chiefofdeath
May 8th, 2006
9:49:58 PM CDT
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Pfft you're f*cking gay dude (chor)
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:50:36 PM CDT
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Technology News, former TCI and Global Crossing CEO Leo Hindery said that the incentives of globalization have disconnected US corporations from US interests. “No economy,” Hindery said, “can survive the offshoring of both manufacturing and services concu
darkkaizer
May 8th, 2006
9:51:44 PM CDT
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You're just going on and on and assuming that everyone who sees this cares about your opinion. Guess what? Not everything is how you see it and hardly anyone really cares about what you have to say just because you're saying it. Now go find a nice corner
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:52:05 PM CDT
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Chiefofdeath: I get it, reality hasn't been kind to America and it's a bummer. If you're going to insult me, at least be a little more creative than the "omg gay" routine.
darkkaizer
May 8th, 2006
9:53:11 PM CDT
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- and cry for mommy, because it's obviously past your bedtime.
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:53:25 PM CDT
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darkkaizer: Who's stating any "opinions"? These are hard FACTS. Accept them or f*ck off.
Chiefofdeath
May 8th, 2006
9:53:37 PM CDT
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Why? Its the internet. If you can blab on and on about useless information that wont change anyones mind why cant i call you gay?
darkkaizer
May 8th, 2006
9:54:28 PM CDT
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Getting angry over nothing? Go to bed.
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:56:09 PM CDT
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darkkaizer: Again, who's getting angry? I'm sure you must take comfort in projecting unflattering mental images of me, but unless you can actually prove that I'm angry, then take your non sequitur infantile bullsh*t somewhere where it'll be heeded.
Chiefofdeath
May 8th, 2006
9:57:02 PM CDT
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"darkkaizer: so you not caring makes it allllll go away? Either admit America is falling apart and isn't NEARLY the big screaming deal it's opulent, ignorant citizens would have us believe it is, or deal with it, dumbf*ck." Thats an opinion.. Oh wait ma
Choronzon
May 8th, 2006
9:57:31 PM CDT
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concurrently. In fact, no society can even take excessive offshoring of manufacturing alone.” According to Hindery, offshoring serves the short-term interests of shareholders and executive pay at the long-term expense of US economic strength. Hindery n
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