Hail To The Chief
Created on: January 12th, 2006
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Kennedy Assassination Heil To The Chief. Updated! Now twice as offensive.

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January 19th, 2006
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Kinda funny, not really. A good idea. I LOL at the ppl flipping out though. And for having the balls to post Kennedy assassination video I'll probably 4 this next time I'm not on firefox...otherwise known as never.
January 19th, 2006
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This is another instance of the comments being 50 times better than the ytmnd. JFK gets his dick blown by Marilyn Monroe and encourages the space program then is considered a hero for getting himself shot. I consider him a hero too, but just for the Mon
January 19th, 2006
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but just for the Monroe affair.
January 19th, 2006
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January 19th, 2006
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lol
January 20th, 2006
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why the f*ck is this sponsored... better why was it even created
January 20th, 2006
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2006-01-17 21:03:46 jp2m5 0 stars And also, Its not offensive because I know your trying to piss people off. You can only be offensive if you honestly enjoyed those two events. LOOK AT THE OTHER COMMENTS AND THEN THINK AGAIN IF SOMEONE GOT OFFE
January 20th, 2006
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lo f*cking l. more like twice as hiliarious
January 20th, 2006
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Stupid
January 20th, 2006
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boring.
January 20th, 2006
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As a ytmnd this isn't that great, but 5 for the comments you are getting! Ok so far you are a: f*g,towelhead,canadian,arab,frenchman,pinko,commie, and you havea small penis. Wow get stupid people mad and they sure will say the weirdest contradictory thing
January 20th, 2006
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not funny, not meaningful, not pr0n. this doesn't belong here.
January 20th, 2006
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kinda sitty production values... but moronic-offense at it's best.
January 20th, 2006
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Hahaha, look at all of the little kids go with their rebellious comments. I bet they feel real special saying you have a "small penis".
January 20th, 2006
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PARROTS GO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
January 20th, 2006
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f*cking brilliant.
January 20th, 2006
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I made an account just to tell you that I hope you die a slow, horrible death.
January 21st, 2006
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update was brilliant, still 5
January 21st, 2006
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It's pretty lame, but I like the 'BOOM HEADSHOT' comments.
January 21st, 2006
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dude....no
January 21st, 2006
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delete this bs.
January 21st, 2006
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http://backandleft.ytmnd.com/ ;)
January 21st, 2006
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lol! this owns!
January 21st, 2006
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9/11 jokes arent too early but JFK still is. In another 50 years I'll 5 this.
January 21st, 2006
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ALL YOUR 5 ARE BELONG TO ME
January 21st, 2006
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i didn't need to see that
January 21st, 2006
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List the trolling organizations you belong to, please.
January 21st, 2006
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This is the worst thing I ever seen @_@
January 21st, 2006
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I don't belong to any organisations :P I'd like to join GNAA one day but I can't stand /.
January 21st, 2006
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BOOM HEADSHOT TO THE TOWERS!!
January 22nd, 2006
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Unfunny, kinda sick really
January 22nd, 2006
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5 becuase im china
January 22nd, 2006
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This has worse taste the the 9/11 one because this invloves both...
January 22nd, 2006
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Too Soon?
January 22nd, 2006
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lol controversy
January 22nd, 2006
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ROFL SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
January 22nd, 2006
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Even when pushing away all of my personal morals I still do not find this funny.
January 22nd, 2006
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Bullsh*t.
January 22nd, 2006
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Upgraded to 5 for getting everyone to PMS over this.
January 22nd, 2006
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WTF you dumbass!?
January 22nd, 2006
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This bitch thinks thousands of people dying is something to joke about appearently. Well you need to BURN IN HELL!
January 22nd, 2006
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1'd because this is sick, also for the little f*ckers out there who think death is cool.
January 22nd, 2006
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5 thumbs up
January 22nd, 2006
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I LOVE THIS IT MADE ME LAUGH. DARK HUMOR IS THE RICHEST AND MOST FLAVORFUL KIND. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS WONDERFUL YTMND, IT IS VERY FUNNY.
January 22nd, 2006
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News flash: Even the second gunman on the grass knoll thinks you're a dick for making this.
January 23rd, 2006
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LOL Mr-Shroom.
January 23rd, 2006
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January 23rd, 2006
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5'd just for everyones bitching.
January 23rd, 2006
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"Back and to the left" for the f*cking win.
January 23rd, 2006
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It's boring unless you add "boom headshot!"
January 23rd, 2006
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Quit possibley the most offensive thing i have ever seen. But the shock value = more then 1
January 23rd, 2006
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Anyone that said JFK was our greatest president needs to take a US history class or be shot in the head...Like JFK.
January 23rd, 2006
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The internet is serious business. How many bullets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know but I can tell you how many it takes to kill JFK.
January 23rd, 2006
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The country learned a valuable lesson from JFK. Peace start-----dead.
January 24th, 2006
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...
January 24th, 2006
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This makes me laugh uncontrollably and I'm probably going to hell for it
January 24th, 2006
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i was expecting radiohead parody
January 24th, 2006
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The only thing that could make this more offensive is if the person holding the gun was jesus.
January 24th, 2006
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Hmmm... on one hand, this wasn't funny. On the other hand, you managed to get overly sensitive people butthurt... 5!
January 24th, 2006
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5'd for originality/riots this will soon incite.
January 24th, 2006
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No... just no.
January 24th, 2006
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lol, tragedy
January 25th, 2006
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lol offensiveness
January 25th, 2006
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OK, you've added humor in the form of ludicrous. It's not TOTALLY just to anger people anymore.
January 25th, 2006
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What the hell is wrong with you?
January 25th, 2006
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Also, why won't it let me vote one on this?
January 25th, 2006
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5 for aztlan.
January 26th, 2006
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You must be Osama, right? Burn in hell.
January 26th, 2006
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ROFL @ all the idiot brainwashed Republican kids ITT
January 26th, 2006
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Donate more to bump that stupid non-soup thing off.
January 26th, 2006
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It's sick. I laughed. There sure are a lot of hypocrites out there. Make pages that are racist, misogynistic, ageist, xenophobic, you name it... but gee golly! you can't make fun out of JFK or 9/11. Get real.
January 26th, 2006
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The Dealy Lama find this amusing.
January 26th, 2006
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Shhhh, don't tell crunkcloud that JFK was a Democrat. ;)
January 26th, 2006
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Too stupid to be offensive or amusing. BLNT.
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f*ck you.
January 27th, 2006
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+1000
January 27th, 2006
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also needs more cowbell
January 27th, 2006
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dude...lame
January 28th, 2006
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this sucks
January 28th, 2006
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go to hell you unpatriotic son of a bitch
January 28th, 2006
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Uhh yeah because him being a democrat has everything to do with the fact that the only people who get butthurt at this ytmnd are republican conservative rich kid *ssholes..
January 28th, 2006
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and also how do you know the creator is even american, think about that before calling him 'unPATRIOTIC'.. oh wait i forgot america = the world
January 28th, 2006
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5'd just to spite all the uppity f*ggots getting outraged about this.
January 28th, 2006
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Ugh, sick.
January 29th, 2006
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This sucks. You suck. People who think sh*t's funny because it offends people suck.
January 29th, 2006
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f*ck u and your 139.87
January 29th, 2006
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Sick. Whoever made this must be one disturbed individual, and you have my pity.
January 29th, 2006
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BOOM! THIS SUCKS!
January 30th, 2006
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UI have never laughed this hard at a YTMND except the George Costanza nipples thing.
January 30th, 2006
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really bad site, but you donated alot so 4
January 30th, 2006
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After adding the WTC part this is no longer distasteful. It's funny. And with that my vote is now a 5 and I made a tribute to this site. http://hailtothechuckjfk.ytmnd.com/
January 30th, 2006
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I wish this site could be deleted forever, you sick bastard.
January 30th, 2006
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5 for all the outrage you landed. Get a grip, people.
January 30th, 2006
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lol, conspiracies! The angry comments make it all the more hilarious
January 30th, 2006
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thats f*cked up
January 31st, 2006
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^ To make it even more offensive.
January 31st, 2006
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5'd for pissing of homosexual yanks
January 31st, 2006
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f*ckin' JFK's brain... I knew that son of a bitch did it. Peoples reactions are hilarious. Put some eyeliner and simple plan in the background and they laugh thier asses off, but noooooooo. Thanks for donating to site :D
January 31st, 2006
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5'd for all the sentimental pussies who think this is tasteless. Plz include Nick Berg beheading K ?
January 31st, 2006
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real tastless
January 31st, 2006
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lol this is f*cked up
January 31st, 2006
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I logged in to 1 this I mean WTF?
January 31st, 2006
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I think this site takes it things way too far. Extremely distasteful and not even that creative.
January 31st, 2006
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ooo... Ouch! I'm afraid you lose, good day sir!
February 1st, 2006
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hicksxonerated
February 2nd, 2006
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BOOM HEADSHOT!
February 2nd, 2006
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who the hell sponsors thsi sh*t
February 2nd, 2006
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I love the fact that the only two ytmnd's you have deal with kennedy.
February 2nd, 2006
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you lose
February 2nd, 2006
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lol america sux
February 2nd, 2006
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this site is a waste of space
February 2nd, 2006
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Go to hell.
February 2nd, 2006
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possibly the most offensive ytmnd ever. also 5'd for jewish influence.
February 2nd, 2006
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Haha! He got owned by Oswald.
February 2nd, 2006
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..no
February 2nd, 2006
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tasteless for me and im f*cking canadian
February 3rd, 2006
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nope
February 3rd, 2006
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Just plain wrong...he was a good man...
February 4th, 2006
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I lol'd
February 4th, 2006
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w o w...
February 4th, 2006
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YAY CONTROVERSY!
February 4th, 2006
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Freedom of speech, freedom of press!
February 4th, 2006
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Downvoting you because you suck.
February 4th, 2006
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It's funny because it's offensive. I love you, bear my children.
February 6th, 2006
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I'll bear your children if you'll cougar mine.
February 6th, 2006
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1'd, you moron. Nice sense of humor....on opposite day.
February 6th, 2006
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I find this neither funny nor offensive. What I do find funny, however, is all the people that DO find it offensive. 5 for offending people.
February 6th, 2006
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5, the Seinfeld reference is a nice touch.
February 7th, 2006
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:o...
February 7th, 2006
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America = the world? crunkcloud and every other American need to get over themselves. And i might have said who sponsors this stuff in the Chuck norris one, but its just Americans with their egos that bug me
February 7th, 2006
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1'd for retarded
February 7th, 2006
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eatsh*tanddie
February 7th, 2006
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this is just so tastless... I have to give it a 4
February 7th, 2006
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No no no, you sponsor the GOOD sites.
February 8th, 2006
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you ignorant piece of sh*t. i bet you're some damned illiterite 2.0 GPA piece of sh*t who doesnt even know what jfk did.
February 8th, 2006
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too soon?
February 8th, 2006
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f*cking distasteful. JFK was a damn good president. And there's no f*cking conspiracies, just a bunch of anti-american propagandists w/ too much free time.
February 8th, 2006
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I don't think you have the balls to make a YTMND of a burning Qaran or somebody defacating on Muhammad
February 9th, 2006
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What the f*ck man!
February 12th, 2006
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It's funny because he died!
February 17th, 2006
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He didn't die, he just went home man.
February 18th, 2006
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What's that pink thing supposed to be anyway?
February 19th, 2006
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You lose fcuckhole.
February 20th, 2006
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Awesome
February 21st, 2006
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I was going to 1 this, but you pissed off thousands of people, so 3.
May 13th, 2010
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lol, I was a moralfag back then.
February 21st, 2006
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Apparently, people can't laugh. Come on, this is hilarious. You guys are the same people who laugh at Brian Peppers' child molestation and racism. STFU n00bs, and learn that humor is humor.
February 21st, 2006
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People can't learn to laugh at a president being killed, yet can laugh at Jesus Christ in many forms being insulted. It's very interesting.
February 21st, 2006
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Extresmist of the Islam world also won't accept humor with their prophet, so they go around rioting. Americans don't riot about JFK.
February 21st, 2006
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Now, I found this kinda stupid actually. I seen the assasination many times, nothing new. I seen the WTC collaspe on television live with the rest of America. It's dumb, not funny nor offensive. :) I'll give it a 3..it's nuetral enough.
February 22nd, 2006
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Die in a fire.
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for comments
February 22nd, 2006
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This still sucks
February 22nd, 2006
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lame
February 22nd, 2006
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No
February 23rd, 2006
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wow, you're a terrible human being
February 23rd, 2006
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Why are the twin towers there?
February 27th, 2006
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This is definately work safe. Unless you work at a deeply patriotic workplace. Then your safety is not guaranteed.
February 27th, 2006
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jfk and regan and washington were 3 of the greatest presidents in history. i am pissed about this. but i wont lie, i did laugh at first. so 4'd
March 1st, 2006
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Where did you find the clips of JFK being shot and Twin Towers? O_o 3'd for making others pissed and this is pointless, lol.
March 6th, 2006
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Yeah, combining two of America's most tragic moments and putting audio too it is funny. Right. And muslim decapitations should have there own T.V network.
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Shock value only works when 3,000 innocent people didn't die.
March 11th, 2006
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The JFK scene was bad enough, but I think you crossed the line with the tower scene there.
March 13th, 2006
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This should be in Mod faves.
March 17th, 2006
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f*ck you i cant wait till you f*ckin burn in hell you son of a b*tch
March 18th, 2006
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Why the hell do people find death and murder and suicide and all of those things so funny? This is just depressing, despite whether the guy was one of the USA's most influencial people, or just some orphaned teenager who lost his parents to AIDS, or the
March 20th, 2006
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...sad emo kid who killed himself and let everyone know through myspace, or a group of complete failures at life known as the Spice Girls. It's just sad guys. Very sad.
March 21st, 2006
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Yes so very sad. Go have a cry you f*ggot.
March 24th, 2006
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lol, terrorism
March 27th, 2006
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There is only one thing to describe the comments on this page...RAGED!
March 27th, 2006
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YOU'RE UNAMERICAN
March 30th, 2006
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booo.
April 2nd, 2006
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this deserves more angry comments :/
April 3rd, 2006
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1'd n*gg*.
April 4th, 2006
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1'd, this is coming from a non-American as well. Idiot.
April 14th, 2006
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Jesus christ. I'm only giving this a 3.
April 20th, 2006
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You all know that this douche is just pushing buttons...why do all of the good presidents get killed?
April 20th, 2006
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2 stars because no one has given it 2 stars
April 20th, 2006
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5 stars for ruining the day of 100 crybaby *ssholes.
April 20th, 2006
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also, its funny how people like Abel2 can give this 1 star and go off on a rampage, then turn around and give n*gg* stole my 9/11 3 out of 5.
April 20th, 2006
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f*ck AMERICA
April 21st, 2006
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you are a prick, and you should be reported to the feds for this kinda crap. not only are you downvoted but your sponsorship sucks. go home and die
April 21st, 2006
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goddamn its so offensive and funny!
April 21st, 2006
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is there any way you could possibly offend more people? i love you
April 21st, 2006
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5ed for daring to post smething this offensive
April 21st, 2006
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still stupid after the addition of the preloader
April 21st, 2006
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.....
April 21st, 2006
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one because someone commented saying boom headshot..
April 22nd, 2006
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What's funny is reading all the angry comments about this page; 5'd for irritating all those way too serious.
April 22nd, 2006
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I find this crap to be crap
April 22nd, 2006
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loser...
April 23rd, 2006
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addition of preloader make this even more useless and godly
April 23rd, 2006
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come back with dignity, that right there is the assassination of the greatest president ever
April 23rd, 2006
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What is it with *ssholes and the internet?
April 23rd, 2006
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greatest president ever??? did we forget about FDR? dumbass...
April 23rd, 2006
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racist
April 24th, 2006
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Needs to be deleted
April 24th, 2006
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Worst.Animation.Ever.
April 24th, 2006
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Tasteless as f*ck.
April 24th, 2006
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I like how people are pissed off because it makes fun of Kennedy but not because it makes fun of 9/11
April 24th, 2006
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he was killed by a heartless, now he will ... BECOME A HEARTLESS and his nobody will rule the world
April 25th, 2006
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thats just f*cked up
April 25th, 2006
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Does anyone have footage of Pearl Harbor? If so, please edit the WTC pieces falling on Pearl Harbor, just to piss off even more f*ckheads.
April 25th, 2006
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haha, calling someone un-American on the internet. priceless.
April 25th, 2006
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Go f*ck yourself Canadian Bacon you piece of sh*t motherf*cking dick sucker. f*cking hockey loving son of a bitch!
April 25th, 2006
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that was just mean
April 26th, 2006
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I applaud your efforts, sir.
April 26th, 2006
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My God That Bastard. I can't beleave yu are such a f*cking *sshole
April 27th, 2006
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kill yourself. now, please.
April 27th, 2006
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This isn't really funny.
April 27th, 2006
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not funny
April 27th, 2006
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you are an idiot and this sucks but 2 just because ur my best friend in rl
April 27th, 2006
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Damn ni66a.
April 28th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t !!! KENNEDY'S BRAIN IS 911 !! 6 /5 !
April 28th, 2006
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OMG! Thats nuts lol
April 28th, 2006
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April 28th, 2006
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wow, f-ing whore. my aunt died on one of those plains. whoever made this needs to step back and check yourself. apparently you don't know what funny is Teknorat. your name is funny.
April 30th, 2006
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OMG i finally know the truth jfk was shot and his brain went flying for decades until it hit the wtf causing both towers to collapse!! i knew the planes were cg all along it looked too real
May 1st, 2006
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get rid of all the terrorist supporting sites like this, the person who makde it should be hung like the filthy immagrant he is. americans are the only people fit to run this world (except bush and clinton even though clinton was just being a normal guy)
May 2nd, 2006
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choke yourself
May 3rd, 2006
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Ya know, I"m a bush loving Republican, and I even think this is sad.
May 4th, 2006
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I say all who voted 5 deserve to have their sites downvoted.
May 4th, 2006
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Does Jim Jones and that other douchebag read YTMND now? $92.12 for this bullsh*t? Man, all of you must die. I'll check back in a week to make sure it's happened. Don't stall on it!
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Nice music... but the graphics never loaded.
May 5th, 2006
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its so damn offensive, but I lol-ed on accident, so i'm going to have to 5 it.
May 5th, 2006
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I laughed at it, but I can't say that's a good thing. I understand why people are offended by this.
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Cheap joke. At the expense of morality.
May 7th, 2006
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One of THE most offensive things I've ever seen in my life. Good work.
May 9th, 2006
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Five if you hadn't spent at least fifty bucks on it...
May 10th, 2006
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Indeed. The Ancient One shall be pleased.
May 11th, 2006
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i really dont get it 0_o
May 12th, 2006
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take that Kennedy, you douche bag
May 12th, 2006
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You combined two of America's greatest tragedies. This is funny how?
May 13th, 2006
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winrar is u
May 13th, 2006
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May 14th, 2006
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holy f*ck...
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what kind of attention whore must you be to make a site with this material, and then donate 50 bucks toward it?
May 15th, 2006
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tasteless, even for nsfw! /the cia did it //you already knew that
May 16th, 2006
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not offensive enough
May 18th, 2006
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You sponsored your own site??? Congratulations! You win the douchebag of the month award. Douchebag.
May 18th, 2006
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I hope you rot.
May 18th, 2006
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its a f*cking U.S. President you f*ggots. this isnt funny at all.
May 18th, 2006
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thats not cool,
May 19th, 2006
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Sick.
May 19th, 2006
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9/11 truth!
May 20th, 2006
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{{CSD}}
May 20th, 2006
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You've offended countless numbers of people, and for that, 5.
May 22nd, 2006
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I'm not gonna be one of these people that gets mad about this. It's not offensive....it's just moronic in every way. We are all now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul
May 23rd, 2006
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5'd just because the dude above me quoted "Billy Madison"
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Lets get Lee in here, see how funny it is to have YOUR head blown apart in front of your wife.
May 23rd, 2006
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youre so f*cking dumb
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