Myspace Suicide (Original/Unedited)
Created on: December 1st, 2005
Myspace Suicide (Original/Unedited)
The one that started the fad.--- Some kid posts a message on myspace telling everyone he's killing himself... His myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jloveb ...... His suicide bulletin:http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageI

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December 8th, 2005
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People who kill themselves are weak and should be made fun of. If you can't survive - GTFO of this world!
December 8th, 2005
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The MySpace emocide is losing its novelty. This is the fastest fad to ever come and go.
December 8th, 2005
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Personally, I believe this was a cry for attention - it usually is. But if you laugh at a loss of life, you're either extremely naive or you are unable to think clearly. Emos are f*gs, but show some f*cking maturity and decency.
December 8th, 2005
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Think it's sad he committed suicide? Think this is in bad taste? http://shutupwhiners.ytmnd.com
December 8th, 2005
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Social Darwinism at its best. Less resources wasted and more living space is always welcome.
December 8th, 2005
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haha! That kid's a loser. Emo kids can suck on my cock.
December 8th, 2005
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To Emo, although I never knew him, he has my symphitys (and I am sorry if I have misspelled the word). Although, who ever found this funny...is either 1) Retards, 2) Bullys, 3) Nerds with no Life and will use whatever means to make themselves popular,
December 8th, 2005
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4) People who don't give a s#!t about anyone, not even for they're loved ones. If there is any of the other kinds I've missed, the people who don't find sucide funny and are mature enough, may correct or add things to this comment.
December 8th, 2005
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The rest of the fad has produced some entertaining sites (such as the Hitler one), but the original is just in bad taste. 1'd
December 9th, 2005
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....1 because that was just cruel yes hes an emo but even if he commited suicide over nothing he probably felt a huge load of pain that practically no one can bear he was weak but ur even weaker by making a joke out of this
December 9th, 2005
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"Social Darwinism at its best." QFT Selfish people who commit suicide deserve their fate. BTW, this fad still sucks ass.
December 9th, 2005
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5'd i feel bad for poor josh im not tryin to say this is not funny im just tryin to say stop making fun of him suicide is a horrible thing even tho i never knew josh ill always stick up for the guy
December 9th, 2005
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owned, lol
December 9th, 2005
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not funny.
December 9th, 2005
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I PITY DA FOO' WHO KILLS DA OWN DUMB SELVES AND ADVERTISES IT IN PUBLIC SITES!!!111
December 10th, 2005
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I'm confused..I can't figure out which one is/was his girlfriend. None of them can spell...I guess they don't teach English at Capo High...
December 10th, 2005
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It amazing the amount of internet losers on this site. They say stupid **** thinking their funny. I don't really have any thing against emo's but it seems like everyone here who whines about them are jealous. Probably because they have girlfriends and s
December 10th, 2005
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pretty pathetic his friends think that he went to heaven after he KILLED HIMSELF...and also the fact they think he is somehow reading his myspace comments...
December 10th, 2005
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You just had to use that old overused sound didn't you...
December 11th, 2005
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al menos ha tenido cojones de matarse, yeah =) emo bueno el emo muerto!
December 11th, 2005
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My brother is probably going to turn into this: http://brotherxanga.ytmnd.com/
December 11th, 2005
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Only the secret nazi suicide is funny.
December 12th, 2005
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This comment caught my eye. Komodo ("Why the heck do people take suicide so much more seriously than other modes of dying?"): Beacuse it's preventible. "Other modes of dying" are tragic, yes, but they take much more luck to avoid. You also don't se
December 12th, 2005
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see people flaming about them.
December 12th, 2005
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Suicidal emo people don't go to heaven, THEY GO TO HELL.
December 12th, 2005
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Keyword abuse sucks and so do you.
December 13th, 2005
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That kid had a lot of hot chicks as friends. Why the hell'd he kill himself?
December 14th, 2005
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http://catssuicide.ytmnd.com
December 14th, 2005
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WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!?! THATS ON MY f*ckING STREET WHERE THAT KID LIVES!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG I NEVER KNEW THIS HAPPEND!?!? WTF, HONESTLY!!! THATS FAKE?!?!
December 15th, 2005
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is anyone this emo f*gs friend? you should post a comment laughing hysterically, it's not like he can delete it LOL
December 15th, 2005
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I'm pretty sure this is fake, considering his high school's website has nothing on there about his death and most schools would have some sort of information about the funeral arrangements and the wake on the website. Pretty much, this guy is an *sshol
December 15th, 2005
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Uhhhh......Yeah that's not...All that funny....
December 16th, 2005
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there are a lot of ppl here who think other ppl killing themselves is funny. i wonder how they'd feel if it was their friend or family? anyone who isn't a stuck-up, spoiled prick, and who's had any loss knows that death is NEVER funny. The only ppl mor
December 16th, 2005
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why did you f*g douchebags NSW this?
December 17th, 2005
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"Last Login: 12/12/2005" Yeah, he killed himself alright. And used his laptop to connect to myspace from his coffin.
December 18th, 2005
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LIAR! This site made dec 1 His last login was the 12
December 18th, 2005
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What Mansurus said.
December 20th, 2005
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Although I personally believe that it is in poor taste, I did see 1 point in all of this, The New Orleans jokes recieved little backlash, HUNDREDS DIED IN WAYS MORE HORRIBLE THAN THIS KID. Do not even attempt to say that was a joke, like the asshat who sa
December 20th, 2005
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who said n*gg* sites, and jews, and jesus are just jokes, they aren't jokes idiots, they're symbols of hate, and show how scummy human beings are, so just realize it, if your gonna be scummy know your being scummy, if not, don't pretend you aren't.
December 21st, 2005
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suicide is hilarious because it is the dumbest thing anyone can do. thank god for darwin's theory weeding out the ones too weak to live through problems.
December 21st, 2005
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LOSER.
December 21st, 2005
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Emo's who kill themselfs = waste of a life...and waste of money... if they didn't kill themselfs the money their parents spent wouldn't be wasted..but when emo's die, there goes all the money your parents used on you....
December 23rd, 2005
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December 23rd, 2005
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suicide is funny, get over it
December 25th, 2005
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who the hell is using his account now? why are there so much emos at myspace?
December 29th, 2005
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Classic
December 30th, 2005
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definitely a classic. you should win an award
December 31st, 2005
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from the looks of things his bleeding heart emo bastard friends came to downvote. 5! I'd give it more if it were possible.
January 1st, 2006
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I'm curious how he keeps signing in on his name, but is dead. It doesn't make sense to me.
January 1st, 2006
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so what you think you are cool huh making fun of the deceased ohhhh ya ur a cool guy and by that I am using sarcasm I dont know you and glad I dont ur a lil bitch you act like the guys friend but do the opposite when the time comes you say u respect him b
January 2nd, 2006
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http://joshballardsafetynotguaranteed.ytmnd.com/ http://medievalmyspaceemosuicide.ytmnd.com/ great fad but no one make anymore please LoL
January 3rd, 2006
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Seriously, sucide is nothing to laught at.
January 5th, 2006
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Well I'm glad so many of you think death is funny. Wait til it happens to someone you know and love.
January 6th, 2006
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January 9th, 2006
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LMAO!!!!!
January 10th, 2006
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Sad. :(
January 16th, 2006
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Lame. And Simple Plan isn't Emo, idiot.
January 17th, 2006
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He did commit suicide. Check the news. http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=3689853&ft=med He's dead.
January 22nd, 2006
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January 22nd, 2006
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1 for dead emo.
January 23rd, 2006
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5/5
January 31st, 2006
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"DUDE we should hack it and make a post say I'M BACK!!!" I believe that'salready been done. Check the Myspace.
February 3rd, 2006
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From a 4 to a 1 just for abusing keywords!
February 6th, 2006
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I just wanna scrape!
February 7th, 2006
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Who has his profile now? How did YTMND take it?
February 9th, 2006
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Hey guys? HE KILLED HIMSELF. That's not funny.
February 10th, 2006
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In case you didn't know, he really didn't die.
February 13th, 2006
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rofl my cousin lives in mission viejo
February 14th, 2006
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asdfasdf: Yes. He did. Read the news (well, not new any more). People don't kill themselves over social cliques. Stop saying this has anything to do with emo, cause it doesn't.
February 17th, 2006
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dude.. this isnt funny you fail at life
February 24th, 2006
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So what if the kid died? We're laughing at the YTMND, not some idiot's suicide.
March 6th, 2006
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What else is there to do but make fun of dead people, they are not that great for anythings else
March 7th, 2006
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While I personally dont like to make fun of people that die, this kid is a total f*ckin moron, and deserved it. Therefore, 5 stars.
March 8th, 2006
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i no that hes emo , and dpressed but why the f*ck wud u commit suicide...... well at least he was emo
March 12th, 2006
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to bad he really didnt kill himself.
March 21st, 2006
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emo = f*gs = hahahaha = suicide
March 22nd, 2006
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has anyone looked at his myspace lately? http://www.myspace.com/jloveb
March 22nd, 2006
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ROFFLE W0FFLE
March 25th, 2006
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Dammit, suicide is never funny, motherf*ckers. I'd vote -10 if I could.
April 5th, 2006
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emo piece of sh*t
April 17th, 2006
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emowned
April 20th, 2006
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i 5 this because this was teh fastest growing fad ive ever seen. in less than 24 hours after this there were hundreds of these
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FEC and Crusader Studios officially endorses Emo Suicide. They are worthless.
May 1st, 2006
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it's funny because he really did it. LOL
May 8th, 2006
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its still funny...
May 10th, 2006
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first to fav
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funny stuff xD
May 22nd, 2006
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The day I laughed at suicide. Thank you YTMND for setting me free.
June 16th, 2006
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Lol, pwnt!
June 20th, 2006
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Why even make this? You are rotten.
June 22nd, 2006
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You've lost two stars for abusing the keyword system, otherwise a 5. I'm glad the emo sh*tbag shot himself, and I hope all emo sh*tbags follow his example.
June 25th, 2006
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Not funny, but I give it 5. Why? Cause it's unapologetic.
June 25th, 2006
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And real, of course.
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NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC!
July 12th, 2006
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I don't care how disturbed someone is. If they think that suicide is rational, then let them do what they want. One less person to worry about.
July 12th, 2006
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The suicidal stage usually will end after high school, and this was the loss of someone who could have contributed to our society if he could have just got through another year or so. Suicide is not the answer he should have realized that by killing yourself, you hurt others. This page is not funny and anyone who laughs is Hitler butt buddy.
June 23rd, 2023
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wish i remembered my old password to change this from 1 to 5
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5/5 FOR DEAD EMOS!!!@!1!
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Sad..
July 18th, 2006
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-5 for myspace + 666 for suicide
July 19th, 2006
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I hate emo kids, but that was ridiculous. Suicide is serious. Try showing this site to his parents and relatives, I'm sure you'll get LOLs all around.
July 20th, 2006
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Suicide rocks! I'm sorry, but if you're stupid enough to publish your suicide letter on a myspace bulliten you deserve to have hundreds of YTMNDers make fun of you. For god sake, do it right keep it quiet!
July 23rd, 2006
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It has been a while since I have seen this particular ytmnd. I used to laugh my a$$ off but lately I have been very philosophical on the matter.---
July 23rd, 2006
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--- I think I will do some research on this topic now that I have had almost a year for everyone to come up with some solid data. also a cool thing I noticed, for the first week of december you can practically watch the timestamps count up minute by minute to the next day if you scroll fast. All these comments but only 11 favs as of now. that is a pity. I think I will add one more. XD
July 25th, 2006
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And the world is a better place
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ROFLCOPTERS
July 28th, 2006
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ownt.
July 29th, 2006
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2005-12-01 14:21:00 PMRG ^^^ Suicide is always funny, despite the fact that he's an emo.
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lollers
August 4th, 2006
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sad story
August 8th, 2006
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there's no reason for me to post a comment... BUT I WILL ANYWAY< BITCHES!
August 12th, 2006
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Idiotic music, apathetic to the subject matter, but still strangely worth a chuckle. 2.
August 16th, 2006
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He failed at life, but not at pwning himself. Well at least he did not f*ck that up and end up as a veggie. Look at http://www.mydeathspace.com Search: Josh Ballard
August 26th, 2006
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I'm sorry, that's just wrong.
August 26th, 2006
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why does anyone have sympathy for pussies that kill themselves? that kid has a camera phone anyway, which tells you he probably had a decent life.
August 29th, 2006
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Keyword spam. Naughty naughty.
September 1st, 2006
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What pussy uses a razor to kill themselves?
September 3rd, 2006
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Didn't bother to read the whole thing, but.. http://mydeathspace.com/deaths.aspx?ctl00_MainContent_Weblogs1_show=87fb6db4-dd9d-4a1c-bba6-8f9e44116fe2 ...Yeah.. =/
September 15th, 2006
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5'd for being the original in the emo fad
September 19th, 2006
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Okay, first of all, this kid wasn't an emo. There's a difference between depression and emo. I should know, I suffer from chronic depression sometimes, yet I'm the least emo one could get. Second, this kid seemed like a pretty good kid. Did anyone bother to read that posted article? Even lent money to other kids. Third, he shot himself. No slitting writsts or poision. God, some of you need to get a life.
September 19th, 2006
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LMFAO!
September 24th, 2006
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lol, myspace suicide
September 24th, 2006
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sounds a bit bad...but he is one of the few emo's who say they will commit suicide and actually follow through with the plan.
October 8th, 2006
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one less emo in the world
October 11th, 2006
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People die. Get over it. The fact that he did this on MySpace is the funny thing. GOD THIS IS AN OLD YTMND.
November 3rd, 2006
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:(
November 15th, 2006
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its sad that this kid's dead; hes cute
November 25th, 2006
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thats horrible. Let this be inspiration to people, to live their lives, and care for who dont want to anymore.
November 29th, 2006
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happy 1 year aniversery LOL
November 29th, 2006
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Wow! One year since "Could you do me a favoure?"!!! Lol!
December 4th, 2006
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1 year anniversary!
December 8th, 2006
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Quit taking this ytmnd seriously people. It's like 4chan. The bowels of "teh internets". A place where people mindlessly bash at unfortunate people or those that don't conform to hollywood standards. I say if you want to discuss suicide itself find another place to chat that has a more intelligent user base. lol amirite?
January 27th, 2007
(1)
thats fuucked up if only he had better social skills :-(
January 29th, 2007
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LOL! EMO SUICIDE
February 6th, 2007
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YEAH DIE!!! YEAH YEAH~!!!11 I HOPE HE HAS A SAtAN DICK IN HIS *SS AND DIES A SLOW DEATH LIKE THAT DUDE SUGGESTED FOR US TO DIE.* * YOU DIE ALL THE TIME IN HELL. EMOS GO TO HELL. YEAH
February 8th, 2007
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That's really creepy. And you guys, get hearts.
February 17th, 2007
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My god.... i knew him.... i really did and i just found out about this.... holy sh*t.
February 19th, 2007
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Not funny but why do i still like it?
February 21st, 2007
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5'd fav'd
April 11th, 2007
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I don't really think it's that funny, but it's provoked some great parodies, even if the fad refuses to die its natural death (or commit suicide)
April 11th, 2007
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More than 1 year passes, and this stands as the statue of sh*ttieness on ytmnd. SOmeone should 3500SQUAREWAVE all of these suicide sites and replace the image with goatse.
August 25th, 2007
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he got reincarnated as a 23 year old female? http://www.myspace.com/jloveb
September 22nd, 2007
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OWNED!
November 18th, 2007
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November 23rd, 2007
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February 14th, 2008
(-1)
How the f*ck is this funny?
July 7th, 2008
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i thought this was the funniest sh*t ever when i saw it the almost 3 years its been out for. i look at it now and im like god damn i was a piece of sh*t
August 26th, 2008
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I didn't think it was possible, but this got even funnier through the years.
September 18th, 2008
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def mai fav fad
October 18th, 2008
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This actually would be sort of sad if it weren't for all the lulz...................................................................................................................................................................................... ROFLMAO!!!
October 18th, 2008
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...
October 18th, 2008
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DivineDart sucks on mah ballz. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!
January 13th, 2010
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Why people find this funny is beyond me. I don't care if this is the internet. the whole An hero thing with the ipod is funny I guess, but not this. Suicide ain't funny. And I love it how all you guys think it's hilarious. once someone you know kills yourself, you won't laugh at all.
October 8th, 2010
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not cool
January 5th, 2014
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6.
July 1st, 2017
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The shit we found funny in 2005... this is one fad I certainly don't miss.
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