I'm gonna break away from the nonsensical descriptions and be serious for a change: fuck Phillip Phillips' "Home". The song's absolute bullshit, with two verses, separated by cheap "oooo"s and "aaaaaa"s. It's a cheap piece of shit designed to entertain people who have no musical taste, appealing to hipster douches who adopt a "let's all break away from the norm and eat organic food" mentality (which is ironic because it kind of IS in the mainstream). Phillip Phillips isn't the Citizen Kane of hipster-douche artists (that title goes to Plain White T's), but he deserves mention.