Nobody ever does.

you can't judge a website by its exponentially diminishing user base

When archeologists dig up the internets, they're gonna get to work creating fecal matter in their futuristic pantaloons

I vote 5

I just died a little bit in my underwear

tits, followed by GTFO

Let me know when you guys are dead so I can give myself a handjob.

life sucks, huh

What a dubiously diabolical device... *puts penis in it*

I can understand if you don't like fearcondom's brand of humor, but the typical whining Directory does pretty much without fail whenever fearcondom makes a site is far more annoying than fearcondom's sites could ever be. 3513 more fearcondom sites means 3513 more comments making Directory sound like the bitter teenager who's unpopular in high school. And pretending Directory's content earns him this "obscure, under-the-radar legend of a user" status is laughable.

Alex Trebek on acid? ANSWER.

"Festooned" was the codeword. Watch out people, Jim has been activated.

You know that song 'Time in a Bottle'? Well, I got time in a bottle.

I like the part where black man.

5'd for LD peek

f*ck me

They didn't play this sh*t, they played that cool sh*t.

C

I watched this on September 7th, 2008. I'm a true American patriot.

6th best site ever made

She should probably check her vagina for aids.

(eats unpopped kernels...waits for more popcorn)

I would prefer anal sex with Summer Glau. If that makes any sense.

FunFact #342: tkx7 was joking.

As a rule, I always think "cream" refers to jizz. War memories.

John Mahoney

The bird sh*ts sunny-side-up green eggs? I like it.

ytmnddashdotdashcom.ytmnd.com

STFU f*g, nice touch

I think I've seen higher, but http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/804595