Father‑McKenzie's recent comments:

March 26th, 2024
On on the site ?1994
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"EEEH!!" -Jim Carrey before giving his girlfriend cocaine and herpes
March 25th, 2024
I always naturally assumed all the [i]funny guys[/i] such as yourself were doin' great, but of course my assumptions about people are almost always wrong. I worry about all the old dudes on this site and I even lie awake wondering how they are (and even if they are alive or dead). Pull back the veneer of shitposting, shit-talking and loud noise jokes, and I myself have to admit I came here and found comfort and joy here in the first place mostly to escape my crushing boredom, loneliness and depression IRL. Visiting this nearly empty site almost 20 years later feels like a warm blanket of nostalgia. I always log on a couple times a week hoping to see some sites posted by the classic dudes, but I'm more often than not I'm disappointed to not see very many of the old names I loved in the Recently Created. I miss all the jokes, all the sites, all the funny guys. I guess we can thank max goldenstein for saving our lives. I owe him an apology for calling him a gay idiot.
On on the site ?just checkin in )
and applemilk1988 looking good
On on the site ?just checkin in )
all my ytmnd guys from 2006 still in school in their late 30s
February 28th, 2024
WTF this was one of my all time LCad faves as well.
February 28th, 2024
Also, I'm deleting all the sites where I was a cunt to Fourest because I was a retarded 19 year old at the time
February 28th, 2024
DIRECTORS CUT: Hold CTRL + roll the scroll wheel on your mouse up and down repeatedly for 5 minutes.
February 28th, 2024
ytmnd.com/assets
January 24th, 2024
Thank you.
January 23rd, 2024
On on the site ?Good Site Good
2024 good
September 22nd, 2023
that's a good cookie mix
September 22nd, 2023
On on the site ?GettingPumpt™
love getting pumbed!
September 8th, 2023
ytmnd is just rotting in a dumpster behind wendys, but we all just keep climbing back in to that dumpster
Thank you sir, you are watching father mckenzie ytmnds the correct way
On on the site ?PLAYOFFS IN CHICAGO
The dude never misses a 4/28 update. Doin' good, stay safe up there in Chicagoland my friend.
Now in my mid-30s and with a lot more life experience under my belt, I haven't changed my mind about the merits of preserving Braxton's legacy. I think about this shit a lot: The "drunk wife" series was pure art- a microcosm of what women and relationships are like: petty, world-ending arguments about fucking nothing. Yelling and screaming at the top of our lungs over fucking nothing. Raising our blood pressure and shortening our lives over fucking nothing. Braxton deciding to put this in ytmnd form is some real art house shit.
It's horrific and tragic that his kid grew up without a father, but Braxton's work on ytmnd was part of who he was, and if his kid ever discovers it, I think he'll see a side of his father he could actually be proud of in a weird way. He brought a smile to more than a few faces, and his digital legacy will prove it.
Most will stay, but not even Marvin himself is safe from the axe
Khan shack, chickenneedle 1-20, and Khadonna (Extended Mix) all made it to the lifeboats :)
I'm in the process of trimming down my site list from 1,067 to about 300, and alas, this is one of the sites that didn't make the cut. The F-M Downsizing Committee is firm but fair. The end goal is to make a definitive site list with only "The Good Shite."
Greatest DarthWang site ever LOL!
April 22nd, 2023
On on the site ?IncesTMND
still blast this motherfucker in my car in 2023 btw
April 16th, 2023
98% of my sites would get removed from youtube for either: racism, gore, homophobia, hardcore gay pornography... the list goes on.
the millennium collection
the correct thing to do
the best shit
February 15th, 2023
On on the site ?mik3m 2017 ytmnd site
UNDERRATED editorial in the description my man
February 15th, 2023
[i]Hey look, typical father-mckenzie sponsoring his own shit again[/i]... Oh wait someone [b]else [/b]threw money at his shit?? Hey thanks bro! Good times were had in late aughts, early 10s.
February 12th, 2023
32 cent super bowl ad