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Your nations shall BURN!!!
October 26th, 2015
The secret ingredient to Grandmas old fashioned fuck-butter!
Fire walk with me!
Kill the clown!
What kind of fucked up TACO is that monkey eating?
I knew this was Famery-Gai before I knew it was Famery-Gai!

Reply to max's comment on the news post Amazing Grace.
You should keep it open, but instead of t-shirts you should feature YTMND branded condoms! Just make sure to order plenty of xtra-smalls!!!
On on the news post Freebird.
A medieval meme made it to the front page of Reddit the other day. This comment summed it up perfectly:
February 2nd, 2014
Him died on Superbowl Groundhog Day. At least he got to do nude stuff with Marissa Tormei.
January 1st, 2014
On on the site ?R.I.P. Uncle Phil
He now sings with the angels, floating over pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes in the heavens. RIP Uncle Phil!
November 30th, 2013
What do ya hear, Starbuck?
November 30th, 2013
October 20th, 2013
Jeff Goldblum's Brother vs. Whipple Sideshitz. I demands it.
October 20th, 2013
Starcraft III: Rise of Kunis!!!
October 6th, 2013
Gonna give that lil dog DIABEETUS!
September 21st, 2013
On on the site ?Generation Y Pokemons
Damn good site my good man. Damn good site!
September 14th, 2013
On on the site ?spinal messiah
So much 1986.
September 14th, 2013
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September 7th, 2013
On on the site ?BATMAN 38 of 100
Appropriate. Question: did Apollo lube first?
August 31st, 2013
That was magical!!!
August 27th, 2013
Never thought I'd say it, but...I hope a sex tape never surfaces!
August 21st, 2013
On on the site ?Where is he?
Go into a KFC bathroom.
Turn out the lights.
Light a candle.
Say "Moon Man is Awesome! Kay Kay Kaaay!" 3 times into the mirror.
If the legend is correct, Moon Man will appear behind you, then shove a SHOPPING CART full of enraged howler monkeys up you ass! OLOLOLOLOL!
August 13th, 2013
On on the site ?I'm Bryan Sm1th3rs
LOL he dead.
Well, if Jim would keep his spooge rag under his bed and not use it in the kitchen he might have an easier time, now wouldn't he???
I would like to purchase some Arby's.
On on the site ?BATMAN 35 of 100
I remember this episode. Alfred is stricken with Alzheimer's and Robin has to stay behind to change his shit filled adult diapers. Very touching!
Sun-Maid Raisins??? You''re one of THEM!!! AAAAARGH!
On on the site ?Too Much Dr. Pepper