CaptainRescue's recent comments:

June 18th, 2013
On on the site ?Green Hill Zone
Lolwut?
June 18th, 2013
Well, yeah, that and he failed to deliver on his farting cats promise.
June 18th, 2013
On on the site ?
Listen you bastard, I came for a farting cat, I expected a farting cat, and there was no farting cat. YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BASTARD!
June 11th, 2013
On on the site ?Heartland Offensive
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Dammit, Kim Jong Un! Stop using your incredible powers to lay waste to us American scum!
April 23rd, 2012
Looks like this ranger...


...got it in the pink


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH!
April 23rd, 2012
On on the site ?CAPTCHA!
Someone's been on 4chan, recently...
November 26th, 2011
She said I should ride with you because it'd be good for you


SHE'S A BITCH!
September 25th, 2011
Sounds like a noteworthy maneuver, good sir.
September 25th, 2011
This is like all my worst memories from Basic and summer camp condensed into one horrible, horrible thing.
September 25th, 2011
I think he lost his goats.
September 25th, 2011
I KNEW she was a man!
September 25th, 2011
Yeah this is a good site... hey, what do you mean, "fuck you"?
September 3rd, 2011
That movie filled my head with as many good ideas as Home Alone when I was small.
July 31st, 2011
If there's one thing I hate in porn, it's when people are talking. Love that mute button!
July 31st, 2011
On on the site ?TIAPP
I wanna kiss you but your lips are VENOMOUS POIIIIIIISION! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH) YOUR POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS! POISON (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH) I DON'T WANNA BREAK DESE CHAINS!
April 12th, 2011
This may be hotter. Newman does have bigger tits, after all.
April 4th, 2011
I have to say, I'm impressed by that negro's fried chicken accuracy. He probably left a horrible tip, though...
June 25th, 2010
On on the site ?(nsfw) Kyo sucks cock
Eh... no
June 25th, 2010
So I see you've been on 4chan recently...
October 14th, 2009
I got flashbacks just watching this.
September 8th, 2009
On on the site ?revelation...
Mother of God...
My stance on Obama as a president notwithstanding, I really don't give a sh*t about your opinion.
I did. It was relieving and satisfying.
May he rest in peace.
On on the site ?
Baaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha!
I have nothing much to say, so whoopsy knickers.
On on the site ?i love you guys
You silly goose, that isn't ice cream, that's mayonnaise!
On on the site ?Royal Rainbow Stalin
Next up, reading rainbow Stalin