Anti‑Lurg's recent comments:

April 14th, 2011
On on the news post Duet in Stereo #1.
oooooooohhhhhh your sweet tears running down your acne face make me powerfull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2011
On on the site ?
Don't go shooting anybody because you feel insignificant loser.
January 12th, 2011
^Uses faggot alts to upvote faggot sites.
January 6th, 2011
Ben Simon is a pile of excrement.
December 24th, 2010
On on the site ?
you are going to die alone
December 24th, 2010
you are such a stupid faggot
December 24th, 2010
you are such a stupid faggot

ben simon likes +'ing his own comments
December 24th, 2010
On on the site ?
you are such a stupid faggot
December 24th, 2010
On on the site ?starcraft
you are such a stupid faggot
December 24th, 2010
you are such a stupid faggot
December 21st, 2010
On on the site ?Allen 9
I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree

Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity

????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen

And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do

I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met

That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest

Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do

I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you

There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards

There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts

There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail

But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)
December 21st, 2010
On on the site ?
I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree

Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity

????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen

And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do

I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met

That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest

Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do

I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you

There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards

There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts

There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail

But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)
December 21st, 2010
On on the site ?alt abuse
I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree

Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity

????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen

And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do

I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met

That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest

Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do

I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you

There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards

There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts

There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail

But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)
December 21st, 2010
On on the site ?kfc
I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree

Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity

????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen

And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do

I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met

That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest

Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do

I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you

There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards

There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts

There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail

But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)
December 21st, 2010
On on the site ?
I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree

Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity

????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen

And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do

I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met

That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest

Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do

I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you

There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards

There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts

There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail

But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)
December 21st, 2010
i did put misunderstood originally

i do not know how it got changed

ytmnd spell check or something
December 20th, 2010
ben simon thinks that he is some misunderstand savant

it is too bad that everybody knows he is just hopeless half-wit with a learning disability
December 20th, 2010
On on the site ?
ben simon thinks that he is some misunderstand savant

it is too bad that everybody knows he is just hopeless half-wit with a learning disability
December 20th, 2010
On on the site ?alt abuse
ben simon thinks that he is some misunderstand savant

it is too bad that everybody knows he is just hopeless half-wit with a learning disability
December 20th, 2010
On on the site ?ADVICE UMFULD SPEAKS
ben simon thinks that he is some misunderstand savant

it is too bad that everybody knows he is just hopeless half-wit with a learning disability
December 20th, 2010
ben simon thinks that he is some misunderstand savant

it is too bad that everybody knows he is just hopeless half-wit with a learning disability
December 20th, 2010
not only do you make zero clever, interesting, or funny sites you also create alts to (+) your comments and up vote your super shitty sites.

you are the lowest piece of shit on here and im glad that im here to tell you

you are a pathetic loser and you will never be happy

btw im contacting your poetry friends to tell them how much of a pathetic troll you

people need to know the real ben simon

the worse than umfuld ben simon

at least umfuld makes good sites

you are just pathetic waste
December 19th, 2010
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ben simon upvotes with his gay alts = pathetic loser
December 19th, 2010
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ben simon upvotes with his gay alts = pathetic loser
December 16th, 2010
go away you special needs fuck
December 16th, 2010
go away you special needs fuck
December 16th, 2010
go away you special needs fuck
December 10th, 2010
ben simon is a pile of human shit
November 29th, 2010
On on the site ?
are you being ironic?
November 29th, 2010
On on the site ?
is it the aspergers that makes you say such stupid things? or is the fact that you are a full retarded?