Steven Seagal: Badass Extraordinaire
Created on: March 31st, 2009
Steven Seagal: Badass Extraordinaire
what you see when he has chosen not to kill you

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March 31st, 2009
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March 31st, 2009
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March 31st, 2009
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a) Seagal is a badass boat passenger, it's true. and b) I hated catching those rabbits.
March 31st, 2009
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*watches people vote based on name*
March 31st, 2009
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heh
March 31st, 2009
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Why else do you think Chuck Norris is weak against oars?
March 31st, 2009
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I don't get it
March 31st, 2009
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think chuck norris jokes, except replace "chuck norris" with "steven seagal" and now it's magically funny again
March 31st, 2009
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...except there is also irony in seagal sitting in a dinky speedboat in a kimono.
April 1st, 2009
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I don't get Khan sites...
April 1st, 2009
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It's dorky and ironic. If Seagal's badassery is to believed, he would have killed someone for a yacht instead of such a demeaning means of transport. Also, a brutal killer like him would never wear the clothing of a pacifist if his movies made any sense.
April 2nd, 2009
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*instead of accepting
March 31st, 2009
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Oh, hes killing. And the boat is powered by his rage.
March 31st, 2009
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The boat is too small for his ego. Something's got to give.
March 31st, 2009
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Is that Kelly LeBrock at the helm?
March 31st, 2009
(1)
That's terrific.
March 31st, 2009
(1)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
March 31st, 2009
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This is from Indian Jones and the Last Crusade when they hire Seagal to go looking for the secret passage into the sewers and he had little time to prepare because he'd been up all night drinking old fashioneds at the Venice Best Western and so had to hire the first boat he came across which was a crappy speedboat and he's in his blue pajamas but he's hungover and isn't paying attention and drives right over the secret tunnels and the Nazis capture the last piece of the true cross and use it to win the war
April 1st, 2009
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you forgot polend
March 31st, 2009
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more like -_-
March 31st, 2009
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or like >_<
March 31st, 2009
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definitely just geeked out to this
March 31st, 2009
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5teven 5egal
April 1st, 2009
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Sh*t, the music made this YTMND.
April 17th, 2009
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hehe
May 9th, 2009
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The 1 star wasn't personal. Love your stuff.
May 15th, 2009
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Came back to fav this. Also , -_-
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LOLOLOL!!!!!!!