Shatner Tases Whomever He Wants
Created on: October 6th, 2007
Shatner Tases Whomever He Wants
Begging William Shatner not to tase you will do you no good.

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October 6th, 2007
(20)
THERE ARE, FOUR LIGHTS
October 6th, 2007
(1)
Someone is very confused.
October 6th, 2007
(3)
Did you just zap daddy?
October 6th, 2007
(3)
I'm not confused. Picard is hiding under the desk.
October 6th, 2007
(1)
That's, a negotiation!
(0)
IIIIIIIIIIIII'M PRICE NEGOTIATOOOOR!
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Did you say scombridae?
October 9th, 2007
(0)
Can you use it in a sentence please?
October 9th, 2007
(0)
downright excellent!
October 11th, 2007
(0)
your key word is ridiculous
October 6th, 2007
(0)
Brrrroooooaaaah Brroooooooaaaaahhhhhh Brooooaaahhh !
October 13th, 2007
(0)
5 for using "whom"
October 6th, 2007
(8)
Set tazers to KILL!
October 6th, 2007
(-1)
He's William Mutha-***ing Shatner, beeyotch!
October 6th, 2007
(-3)
F*CK YEAH!!!
October 6th, 2007
(0)
October 6th, 2007
(4)
Shatner. I'd taze Shatner.
October 9th, 2007
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I'd taze Ghandi.
October 6th, 2007
(0)
October 6th, 2007
(0)
the end makes this.
October 6th, 2007
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in other words just add dont taze me bro and one of the frames another second of delay.... I know who cares about how original or how much effort it takes but its hard to get around that
October 6th, 2007
(1)
BLACKWARGREYMON
October 7th, 2007
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METALGARURUMON
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F*CKINERDOMON
October 7th, 2007
(0)
MALOMYOTISMON
October 7th, 2007
(1)
OMNIMON!
October 9th, 2007
(-1)
COMMENTUPVOTEOMON
October 13th, 2007
(1)
BANDWAGGON
October 6th, 2007
(16)
DON'T PHASE ME BRO
October 9th, 2007
(0)
I'll phase you so hard you'll be taking a pinto around the Top Gear Test Track in under a minute! :O
October 13th, 2007
(0)
You Sir, are confused. I'm not the bumbaclut from Top Gear for wear the helmet constantly.
October 6th, 2007
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dtmb
October 6th, 2007
(0)
lol wow that was way good bro
October 6th, 2007
(0)
At first, I didn't recognize "Don't taze me, bro!", but on the second time through I did.
October 6th, 2007
(0)
pfftt, if kirk tazed that guy the taze would travel through his body so fast it would sear his balls ten years in the past eradicating the exitence of his daughter completely. But no, kirk was just a prick.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
This comment delivers.
October 7th, 2007
(-2)
actually i meant picard at the beginning...kirk's just an ass
October 6th, 2007
(0)
Whoa. I actually feel REALLY GOOD! Thanks, William Shatner!
(3)
He should've tazed the kid as well.
October 6th, 2007
(5)
5'd for the Star Trek music at the end
October 6th, 2007
(0)
don't tase me bro
October 6th, 2007
(0)
dtmb forever!!! i call for more dtmb!
October 6th, 2007
(0)
I see what you're trying to do but it's just a little off. I still laughed though
October 7th, 2007
(-1)
this site will be killed™
October 6th, 2007
(-1)
*Anal Detail Police Alert* That's a stun gun.
October 6th, 2007
(2)
lol, correct grammar in title
October 6th, 2007
(1)
haha, I was watching my INDIANS beat the Yankees again last night, and this commercial came on, and I told my bro that someone should make a YTMND with the DTMB audio file. Good Job
October 8th, 2007
(1)
Go Tribe!
October 9th, 2007
(1)
Go tribe! i was at the watch party @ jacobs field
October 6th, 2007
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Old news, needs more "OW! OW! OWWW"
October 6th, 2007
(0)
('_')
October 6th, 2007
(0)
should have included those aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ahhhhhhhhhhhhh for complete win.
October 6th, 2007
(2)
in the background noise as the kid is asking "did you just zap daddy?"
October 6th, 2007
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yea this sucks
October 6th, 2007
(0)
It's funny, but not haha funny to me. I hate giving a low score to such a well-done site, but it just didn't do it for me. Luckily it did it for everyone else though.
October 6th, 2007
(0)
Don't sprayz me bro!
October 6th, 2007
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Unrelentingly stupid.
October 6th, 2007
(2)
Battle music at the end makes it.
October 6th, 2007
(-1)
October 6th, 2007
(-1)
"the no no no, yes i did"would have been better, also you coulda put his face on ...maybe, i dont know
October 6th, 2007
(-1)
i wish he tazed the kid
October 6th, 2007
(0)
YES
October 6th, 2007
(0)
I don't like DTMB, but I can't NOT five SHATNER
October 6th, 2007
(-1)
DOn't TAZE me Br0! KHAAAAN KHAAAAN KHAAAAAAN KAHANNNNNNNNNN!!!
October 6th, 2007
(1)
The ending music makes a 5!
October 6th, 2007
(1)
This YTMND started off crazy and ends insane. A true classic.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
wow... this f*cking rocks..
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Awesome
October 7th, 2007
(3)
+5 for correct usage of "whom"
October 9th, 2007
(0)
+5 for grammer!
October 7th, 2007
(0)
They're both stubborn.
October 7th, 2007
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I did this already http://phase.ytmnd.com you ripped me off
October 7th, 2007
(0)
OK... best thing ever.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
I'm Shatner... bitch
October 7th, 2007
(0)
this one is good
October 7th, 2007
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Don't tase me, bro = 1 star
October 7th, 2007
(1)
some amazing editor should make him flip off the camera when he holds his hand up
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Yes
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Don't Tase Mebro!
October 7th, 2007
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Would've gotten a 5 if it wasn't for "Don't tase me bro"
October 7th, 2007
(0)
That was pretty average right up until the Star Trek fight music at the end!
October 7th, 2007
(0)
the "dont tase me bro" ruined it for me. without it. def 5
October 7th, 2007
(0)
5'd for Shatner
October 7th, 2007
(0)
DONT TASE ME BRO
October 7th, 2007
(0)
DON'T TAZE ME OMG OMG OMG OMG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Too funny.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
I'M WILLIAM SHATNER...DUN NUH DUH NUH DADADA
October 7th, 2007
(0)
RAWR!
October 7th, 2007
(-1)
Hope this show as a 5 - so much to five this one for - but the Star Trek at the end is the icing on the cake...:)
October 7th, 2007
(0)
I can't stop watching this...
October 7th, 2007
(1)
set phasers to tase.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
I'm changing my vote from 4 to 5.
October 8th, 2007
(0)
5 for the ending music
October 8th, 2007
(0)
instead of having the "oof" from the commercial, you should have the screams from the dtmb vid. in other news, this is the best dtmb site evar, 5.
October 8th, 2007
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those pigs overstepped their bounds and trampled all over that young man's first amendment right. this is a fact and not up for debate (doesn't stop retards from trying)...however, Shatner doesn't have to follow the rules of the proletariat, plebian, and the rest of us lowly creatures. HE'S THE CAPTAIN!
October 8th, 2007
(0)
hahaha
October 8th, 2007
(0)
DTMB!
October 8th, 2007
(0)
duh duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh DUH DUHDUH DUH DUH!!!
October 8th, 2007
(1)
Today is a good date to die.
October 8th, 2007
(0)
han solos cooler
October 8th, 2007
(0)
lmao!
October 8th, 2007
(0)
Nice man, keep it classy...
October 9th, 2007
(0)
I'm thinking you could probably safely lose the "Don't taze me, bro!" thing on this one. It's funny without it. This way, it just seems like fad whoring. Still, excellent idea.
October 9th, 2007
(0)
Add "OWWWWW!!!" for great justice (and 5)
October 9th, 2007
(0)
Priceline NEGOTIATOR! Bzzzt
October 9th, 2007
(0)
http://www.eplebnista.org/
October 9th, 2007
(1)
DON'T NECK PINCH ME BRO
October 9th, 2007
(0)
Well Done!!!
October 9th, 2007
(0)
he didn't thank him.
October 9th, 2007
(1)
"Did you just zap daddy?" ..... *(looks at kid in disgust) .............. "I'm William Shatner."
October 9th, 2007
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you guys are f*cking retarded this isnt even funny
October 9th, 2007
(3)
you retarded guys are funny this isnt even f*cking
October 9th, 2007
(0)
lol +1
October 10th, 2007
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This is stupid.
October 10th, 2007
(1)
BEST SITE EVER!
October 10th, 2007
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what the f*ck? This is stupid as hell
October 10th, 2007
(0)
Win.
October 10th, 2007
(-2)
October 11th, 2007
(0)
Shatner is a dick. But he is such an awesome dick.
October 11th, 2007
(0)
should have tased the kid
October 11th, 2007
(0)
haha
October 12th, 2007
(0)
it was fun
October 14th, 2007
(0)
it was win
October 14th, 2007
(0)
October 14th, 2007
(0)
lol
October 26th, 2007
(1)
He needs to negotiate me some plane tickets.
October 6th, 2008
(0)
1 year