Newman Faps Live on air
Created on: July 28th, 2007
Newman Faps Live on air
A reporter is heard masturbating furiously on air and proclaiming his secret, undying love of his rival station, channel 3.

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July 28th, 2007
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My Shoelace Blues I've tried and tried to tie you, shoe. I've never done it yet. A loop that flip-flops on the floor Is as close as I can get. I've practiced on spaghetti. I've practiced on the mop. I've practiced on my sister until she made me stop. So here's the loop again, shoe. I'll hold it with my thumb. I'll wrap the other end around... And yank it into bows. It's done!