SEXINESS PERSONIFIED (HOLY MOLY EPIC EDITION)
my gf captured this short clip of pacard walking around jamaica right before her camera blew up in a shower of green and yellow epic sparks and then pacard came over and touched it and we had an epic time

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May 31st, 2007
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Not funny, never was funny. Pacard is a complete circle jerk. Wouldn't it be nice if we only had to appease a small crowd with a lame inside joke to get recognition on YTMND? This kind of bullsh*t is why people write that YTMND is going under.
May 31st, 2007
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Someone should save everything blommer makes and resubmit it. It's a shame cause bloomer makes some of the best ytmnds around, well that is until he replaces them with picard crap.
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Hey can you make one with the original tune? I liked it better, but now it's gone!
May 31st, 2007
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TROPICAL NATION OF EPIC WIN
May 31st, 2007
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L2Music
May 31st, 2007
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Fav'd due to epicstravaganza.
May 31st, 2007
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another epic day on the top viewed
May 31st, 2007
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this is gaytarded
May 31st, 2007
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this site gets better and better, if not for its own intrinsic merit than for the splurge of drama about blommer and his 'fame-mongering', title-changing, clearly epic strategy. have fun!
May 31st, 2007
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FORGETTING AMAZING REMIX
May 31st, 2007
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I'm pretty sure this is one of the dumbest fads I've ever seen on YTMND.
June 1st, 2007
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Adding to my epic list of favorites. Congrats once again for Pacardin' the sh*t outta everyone. More please!
June 1st, 2007
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sure 5'd
June 1st, 2007
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I have only downvoted 2 sites and this is the second one. This is truly garbage.
June 2nd, 2007
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woohoo another day!
June 2nd, 2007
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Top Voat'd 2.89. That has to say something.
June 2nd, 2007
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Yes, it says that you kids downvote the best sites on YTMND.
June 2nd, 2007
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I only voted so low to make it Epicer.
June 2nd, 2007
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EPIC
June 2nd, 2007
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June 2nd, 2007
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talk about a u&c user. hu r u. I like ur stuf
June 2nd, 2007
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wow that hurt my ears
June 2nd, 2007
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i found it epic
June 2nd, 2007
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The original was funny in a stupid way... this is just downright stupid.
June 2nd, 2007
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Possibly the worst site to ever get in the top viewed.
June 2nd, 2007
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This sh*t sucks, why is it still on top viewed?? I'm calling a hack on this one. Either that or you're all just stupid.
June 2nd, 2007
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win
June 2nd, 2007
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epic remix of epic purprotions
June 2nd, 2007
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Ok...I listened to the whole thing and now see why this is funny. It has a purpose. At first I thought it was just a bunch of sh*tty notes tied together.
June 2nd, 2007
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remix is sh*t till the last quarter of it, then it pwns nubs
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Whats the deal with this fad lol
June 3rd, 2007
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It's essentially an "Emporer's new clothes"-type humor, apparently, similar to LUE's "Wicker Furniture" phenomenon
June 3rd, 2007
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i 1'd this awhile ago... but now since in drunk as f*ck i apprecitate this.... 5'd
June 3rd, 2007
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Simply EPIC
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awful
June 3rd, 2007
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bring back the original song plz
June 3rd, 2007
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these suck
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get this sh*t off top 15 kthx
June 3rd, 2007
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WTFTMND
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June 3rd, 2007
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#1 that is!
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I love you.
June 3rd, 2007
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another epic day on the top viewed
June 3rd, 2007
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I jus printed a picture out of patrick picard and sodomized my meatscicle to it. It was a fabulous day at the beach. Have another?
June 3rd, 2007
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We need more epic picard ytmnds like this! Lol at Descrption
June 3rd, 2007
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Two, and only for the music.
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Bullsh*t.
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Lame retarded bullsh*t.
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F*cking retarded.
June 3rd, 2007
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this fad is going to replace poland
June 3rd, 2007
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f*cking stupid as hell, i hope you get raped by a f*cking bull and then ill come over to jizz on your face and then epic sparks will be everywhere
June 3rd, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *chough chough*
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win.. remix is on my izune9000
June 4th, 2007
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I f*cking hate you
June 4th, 2007
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That s one more view for PACARD
June 4th, 2007
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sound no workie for me big sadness in my lyfe you f*cked up my epic picard experience
June 4th, 2007
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the music makes me lol
June 4th, 2007
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I think that my ears are bleeding.
June 4th, 2007
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I dare say epic.
June 4th, 2007
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Epicness this is an amazing site.
June 4th, 2007
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You've just been downvoted by an upvoter!
June 4th, 2007
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Epic
June 4th, 2007
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epic sh*t
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Your days are numbered sh*tsack.
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this is so gay......and thats how i like it
June 4th, 2007
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It's a shame when people dont realize epicness when it's staring them in the face : (
June 5th, 2007
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f*ck you all how is this bullsh*t piece of sh*t number 1 voted this week this is one of the worst unfunny ytmnd i ever seen whoever gave this a 5 should be sh*t on in there f*cking eye
June 5th, 2007
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The ending is the best.
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This is stupid. It's sites like this that are causing YTMND to stagnate.
June 5th, 2007
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lol @ epic remix
June 5th, 2007
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June 5th, 2007
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this needs more views.
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stupid and not funny
June 5th, 2007
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This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen, but it's so epic that I burst out laughing whenever I see it anyway.
June 5th, 2007
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Captain John-Luke Pacard, USS Enterprises!!11!!11SHIFT-ONE
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
June 6th, 2007
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F*ck off, TheManWithNoGirlfriend.
June 6th, 2007
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bloody jawesome
June 6th, 2007
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OH SWEET, OBSURE, VERY COMPLEX, AND POORLY MADE INSIDE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2007
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TUT TUT TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE
June 6th, 2007
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-4 for gayness
June 6th, 2007
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Ready to sponsor as soon as this falls off the front page.
June 6th, 2007
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No sound.
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fail.
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ah. the jamaica fad is gay. this ytmd sucks
June 7th, 2007
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FAIL
June 7th, 2007
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One day people will realize the 3picness behind this
June 14th, 2007
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probably the most epic thing ever
June 23rd, 2007
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this is awful
June 25th, 2007
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My penis got huge!!!
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Its funny cuz if you search for pacard and sort by views, since this is the highest viewed all the downvoters flock to it. the one below it has almost 5 stars :P
November 21st, 2007
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F*CKING EPIC
December 8th, 2007
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what is the remix supposed to be? i dont get it
June 23rd, 2009
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Oh it's Heart.
January 13th, 2008
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You know what they say... he's a magic man.
April 13th, 2008
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He is far more epic than the epicman himself
October 24th, 2008
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omg this makes me laugh uproariously upon revist
January 21st, 2018
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greatest audio ever.
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