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Created on: March 24th, 2007
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March 24th, 2007
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You Deserve 5 Stars! youdeservedpizzastars.ytmnd.com
March 24th, 2007
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indeed
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i think that can be very easily done
March 24th, 2007
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moah nekid pixplx
March 24th, 2007
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I see.
March 24th, 2007
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WE WANT TITTIES!
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
March 24th, 2007
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PHOTOSHOP TIME
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stop downvoting it, you bastards
March 24th, 2007
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A girl! A CUTE girl! Who'd a thunk?
March 24th, 2007
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WOAH, FRIENDLYNEIGHBORHOOD UPVOTED THAT GUY'S PIZZA
March 30th, 2007
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he want to cyber
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17%
March 24th, 2007
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I upvote and so should you.
March 24th, 2007
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100 votes for YTMND of my titties. =)
March 26th, 2007
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Really? I'm disgusted...yet curiosly intrigued...
March 26th, 2007
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woooooo
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So where are they?
March 27th, 2007
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Deliver, dammit! Tits or GTFO.
March 28th, 2007
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Only if you wear a skirt. And turn asian.
March 30th, 2007
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F*G
March 30th, 2007
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your all a bunch of f*gs
March 30th, 2007
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Max Tits! YOU OWE US ALL 8 TIMES OVER, MAX!!
March 31st, 2007
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max, i'm ashamed for you. you should be trying to be a positive role model.
April 1st, 2007
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"Deliver, dammit! Tits or GTFO." yeah Max, lets see your tits ya hottie!!!
April 2nd, 2007
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will sponsor.
April 3rd, 2007
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fu.ck off f.ag
April 5th, 2007
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WOOOOO TAKE IT OFF!!!
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max has descended from on high?
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I feel quite honored, max.
March 30th, 2007
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You feel honored now. Just wait until he delivers on that promise.
March 24th, 2007
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Yes.
March 24th, 2007
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I imagine max to to be reasonably fit, why not?
April 3rd, 2007
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There are less fat people on teh internets than people think! :D
March 24th, 2007
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bullsh*t. i don't believe it
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well give it a 5 and find out
March 24th, 2007
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upvoters ftl
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http://sweettooth.ytmnd.com/ more max goodness
March 24th, 2007
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you've upvoted me in the past so 5'd......i doubt thats you tho
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we've lost the up & coming!!! you bastards, do you hate titties? what the f*ck is the matter with you?
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no wait, its back on!
March 24th, 2007
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UPVOOOOOTE!
March 24th, 2007
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"you bastards, do you hate titties? what the f*ck is the matter with you?" Sir, you're addressing YTMND. This question needs not be asked.
March 24th, 2007
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To hell with the asian broad, I wanna see some max boobs!
March 24th, 2007
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will fav if max posts nudes
March 30th, 2007
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but if he overwrites this à la Beans and Cornbread I'll start burning kittens.
March 24th, 2007
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Needs moar tits.
March 24th, 2007
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upvoters unite
March 24th, 2007
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first of all, there is a small square of black in the bottom right corner obviously covering up some horrid disfigurement
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No disfigurement.... http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7121/004oi7no0.jpg
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so? titties!
March 29th, 2007
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you are correct LOL
March 24th, 2007
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ic...
March 24th, 2007
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http://bubbtothefuture.ytmnd.com/
March 24th, 2007
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I don't like asians, sorry.
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well your vote still contributes to the 100.
March 24th, 2007
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Another woman among us.
March 24th, 2007
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sure
March 24th, 2007
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I swear to god, gorilla nips and I'll cry. How can I not 5 Asian titties? Impossible.
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58%
March 24th, 2007
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i was the jokes, lol
March 24th, 2007
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show us your c*nt for a five
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This site will be killed, buried and resurrected on third day
March 24th, 2007
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5'd for YTMNDers who are chicks
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500 votes for that megatron. ;)
March 24th, 2007
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Shoe On Head! Also titties!
March 24th, 2007
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but where is lonelyneighbourhooddownvoter?
March 24th, 2007
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In Canada we don't get to vote.
March 24th, 2007
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F, People like you...
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500 votes, you say?
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how many votes will it take to get a picture of your dog?
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Doubt it will get there though.
March 24th, 2007
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Ugggh... why not
March 24th, 2007
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79. :D
March 24th, 2007
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WOMEN!? ON YTMND? BLASPHEMY!
March 24th, 2007
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Do it! Do it! Do it!
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it may not even get to 100
March 24th, 2007
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Has to be photoshopped.
March 24th, 2007
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100 votes for YTMND of my titties. =)
March 24th, 2007
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"will fav if max posts nudes" QFT
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89% this better happen
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Not shopped.... http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6016/ssl23548qx8.jpg
March 24th, 2007
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http://pirateazn.ytmnd.com/
March 24th, 2007
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"Not shopped.... http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6016/ssl23548qx8.jpg" I know, It's just usually the internet is one giant sausage fest
March 24th, 2007
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Not really. Pay attention more.
March 24th, 2007
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What's the site title going to be? :)
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maybe she likes her sausages festive
March 24th, 2007
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brave little toaster
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94%
March 24th, 2007
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97% This better happen
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98%!!
March 24th, 2007
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IT'S GOING DOWN 97%
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i kill you dead, Btape!
March 24th, 2007
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OMG 99!
March 24th, 2007
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woops vote got deleted.. lol
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its a conspiracy!
March 24th, 2007
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fine... 100th
March 24th, 2007
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and 101
March 24th, 2007
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lets keep it going to 500 :)
March 24th, 2007
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NOW!!!!!
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I deliver.
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BTape, yourgrandma, you both did the right thing
March 24th, 2007
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nosebleed lol
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now do it with your shoe on your head
March 24th, 2007
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IT TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK!
March 24th, 2007
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:D
March 24th, 2007
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your showing your tits.
March 24th, 2007
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Oh, ma-aax...
March 24th, 2007
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I was promised Max jugs!
March 24th, 2007
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Thank you for again reminding me that I'm a virgin. God damn you. But still... thanks. lol
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Go ahead and remove it, leave me to wonder why there happens to be 3000 sites worse than this.
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yes, now we need max titties
March 24th, 2007
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max better pay up
March 24th, 2007
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? Who said they were removing it? Dropkick them in the face. Immediately.
March 24th, 2007
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yatta!!!
March 24th, 2007
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I didn't think you would do it.
March 24th, 2007
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PUSS SHOT PL0X? lmao
March 24th, 2007
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we want asian pussy!
March 24th, 2007
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Yeah, right. I'm hip to this game.
March 24th, 2007
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I feel like creating 500 accounts myself at the moment! And this is so I don't feel to awkward among these other reviews: ZOMG TITS!
March 24th, 2007
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THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON YTMND
March 24th, 2007
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LIES! Don't ruin my fantasy of a hot naked and nerdy asian girl sitting by her screen!
March 24th, 2007
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I hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable or awkward but I did masturbate to your picture and I quite possibly will again.
March 24th, 2007
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To Schitthaus: Funny.. you're the first to actually admit it... Fine.. I did too..!
March 24th, 2007
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LoL stroke my upvote
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"I hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable or awkward but I did masturbate to your picture and I quite possibly will again."
March 24th, 2007
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ok...average-looking asian chick.
March 24th, 2007
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meh.
March 24th, 2007
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i approve this message.
March 24th, 2007
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It's a trap
March 24th, 2007
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i cant vote :(
March 24th, 2007
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5'd for good tummy, nice breasts following through, and upvoting.
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Max approves this message!!!! thats at least as good as 500 votes! make with next shot!
March 24th, 2007
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+5 for beauty.
March 24th, 2007
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titties are always a nice suprise.
March 24th, 2007
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HOORAY FOR UPVOTERS!!!
March 24th, 2007
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Wow, you actually did it. lol at this site being faved 8 times.
March 24th, 2007
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March 24th, 2007
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+1 to votes
March 24th, 2007
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oh there we go, IE did it
March 24th, 2007
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THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON YTMND
March 24th, 2007
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lie...
March 24th, 2007
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POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
March 24th, 2007
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all a bunch of chubby chasers. fat chicks suck
March 24th, 2007
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Just cause she's not anorexic she's chubby?
March 24th, 2007
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You just fell for the trap
March 24th, 2007
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Girls?! On the interwebs?! NO?!
March 24th, 2007
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Moar.
March 24th, 2007
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thought it was going to be a trap
March 24th, 2007
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i cant believe porn gets on up and coming on a regular basis now.
March 24th, 2007
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or not porn, but you know what i mean
March 24th, 2007
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You deserve 5 stars
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i dont think we are going to make it to 500
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Sad, I have a really good picture too.. =(
March 24th, 2007
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you need to put "500 for a little more" on the image so no one misses it
March 24th, 2007
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upvote for nudity
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I think...No, i'm pretty sure this makes you a vote whore.
March 24th, 2007
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hmmmmm
March 24th, 2007
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I refuse to accept your offer. Attention whores can all go to hell.
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You already did since you voted a 1, lol.
March 24th, 2007
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Really don't want to see that, or any more; but if you're going to be a camwhore for others I might as well contribute to the vote count.
March 24th, 2007
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do eet!
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Makes so much sense Jason..
March 24th, 2007
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the surprise, hidden penis.
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I think you'd like that too much. =)
March 24th, 2007
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Forget Sitsu & Syncan. You are by far my favorite ytmnd'er =) Also, 206.
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Great body. Please show more!
March 24th, 2007
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f*ck it, why not
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someone should sponser this and get it up top
March 25th, 2007
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Point? I can find boobs anywhere online. As a matter of fact, they often attack without warning.
March 25th, 2007
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I'm only upvoting this due to the excellent rendition of Requiem for a Dream. Honest.
March 25th, 2007
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no max titties :(
March 25th, 2007
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March 25th, 2007
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Today is a good day to have yellow fever. Which I do.
March 25th, 2007
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1. Fake tits 2. damn she's thick
March 25th, 2007
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she is a f*cking lard *ss rice picker...no
March 25th, 2007
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When I looked at that earlier, I dismissed it. However, now it's 3:00 AM and I can't say no to boobs.
March 25th, 2007
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How does things work?
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1. Real tits 2 I'm 115
April 6th, 2007
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Typo... 15. Jailbait, FTW!
March 25th, 2007
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she made another one!!!! http://omgagurl2.ytmnd.com/
March 25th, 2007
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5'd for you being hot
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19.
March 25th, 2007
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Nothing too new or interesting...=/
March 25th, 2007
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I bet your parents are VERY proud of you.
March 25th, 2007
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You certainly do "deliever." I just never ordered anything.
March 25th, 2007
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F*ck... why did I vote. I don't want to see your nasty gash.
March 25th, 2007
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Halfway there (about). BOOSH
March 25th, 2007
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I think you can delete votes via your profile.
March 25th, 2007
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I normally don't really vote, or anything really, but this is worth it.5 for joo.
March 25th, 2007
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Vote deleted cuz Max never showed his goods. Go back to /b/ camwhore, and stop ruining ytmnd.
March 25th, 2007
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MOAR
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we are halfway there!!!! way to go Arrowhead!
March 25th, 2007
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About 244 more. or whatever. i suck at math.
March 25th, 2007
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voting to see where this goes.
March 25th, 2007
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whoa whoa whoa.. hold on a minute there. are you trying to tell me this is you? pfffft. that's breaking the first 2 rules of the internets. 1) there are no girls on the internets and 2) THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS. ..especially ytmnd for that matter.
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listen to your friend Billy Zane, hes a cool guy
March 25th, 2007
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This is the kind of attention whoring I can stand behind, or infront of, or wherever she wants me to be.
March 25th, 2007
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If this becomes a fad...
March 25th, 2007
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cooke -Please god please
March 25th, 2007
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Not bad. What does 500 get us?
March 25th, 2007
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lol, 21 people have favd this now. "omg teh azn b00bz tat arn't anime!" Children are silly.
March 25th, 2007
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SUPRISE UPVOTE
March 25th, 2007
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is this really you?
March 25th, 2007
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I'll join the bandwagon since I'm a pervert and since you're an upvoter
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Yes it's really me, an earlier picture I took made proof of that. Either way, this really isn't to garner attention, it started off as a bet, and I'm not one to back down from a bet.
March 29th, 2007
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If by more you mean goatse count me out
April 4th, 2007
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if this turns into a tubgirl like photoshoot, i'll 5 it
March 25th, 2007
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......Why would you do this?
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FriendlyNeighborhoodUpvoter, will you marry me?
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What should I change the musc to, maybe epic manuever. =)
March 26th, 2007
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Change it to "surprise c*ckf*gs" also hold up a piece of paper that says "ytmnd" or something to prove that it's you and not some random pic.
March 30th, 2007
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"hold up a piece of paper that says "ytmnd" or something to prove that it's you and not some random pic." yes.
March 30th, 2007
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No class?
March 31st, 2007
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I meant the music, morons.
April 2nd, 2007
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Unless I see "YTMND" written in marker across youir vagina is didnt happen.
April 2nd, 2007
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you know, i dont really need proof, just pictures of pussy.
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No class all the way. (The music)
April 3rd, 2007
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no girls on the internet, etc
March 25th, 2007
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Noice
March 25th, 2007
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5 for hot asian chicks
March 25th, 2007
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You guys should thank me. This site would disappear off the front page in 26 votes.
March 25th, 2007
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Also Fourest, I decided to sponsor this instead of your site. :P
March 25th, 2007
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i vote best day ever
March 25th, 2007
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doktor leet is gettin laid'd
March 25th, 2007
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and also for being Dr-L337's hot asian chick =p
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hanktherapper GaryGB and ArrowHead have a special place in my heart
March 25th, 2007
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lol caught u.
March 25th, 2007
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BECAUSE I CAN. Also, g*y f*ckin' downvoters. >:0
March 25th, 2007
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My scopophilic drive is tingling
March 25th, 2007
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I've never seen a naked woman before, lol. Also a downvote goes toward the goal of 500, so don't think that is accomplishing anything.
March 25th, 2007
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Please don't change the music to Nightwish. Even though this music is overplayed, there are very few things worse than Nightwish.
March 25th, 2007
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BTW this is my girlfriend. this is not a joke.
March 25th, 2007
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Works for me :)
March 25th, 2007
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gunna change the music????????
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