Crazy telemarketer call
Created on: July 15th, 2006
Crazy telemarketer call
To clear up alot of questions of how I got this clip. My friend posted this clip on Livejournal on the 6th of July I don't know who she is, or her number sadly. However I have informed my friend about the success and he is passing the word to Alex's brot

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July 16th, 2006
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"Do you have a grandmother???"
July 16th, 2006
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Oh the more I listen to this the more golden gems I hear that are going to be in so many future ytmnds
July 16th, 2006
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that lady is a scientologist!!
July 16th, 2006
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Poor guy. I never thought I'd see the day when I felt sorry for a telemarketer.
July 16th, 2006
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This lady is living in a fantacy world
July 16th, 2006
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"she did mention being called every 15 minutes throughout the night. I think that would push anyone over the edge." I think she was BSing there.
July 16th, 2006
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Cause of death: phone ringing O.O? Sounds like a post hoc logical fallacy, and an idiot lady.
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That girl really needs therapy.
July 16th, 2006
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Has she ever heard of the Do Not Call list?
July 16th, 2006
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omg! get her number and user internet relay
July 16th, 2006
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he should have finished with... ''so ma'am how much ARE you paying for long distance calls?''
July 16th, 2006
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AWESOME YTMND!!!!!! That was soooo funny!!!11!
July 16th, 2006
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The world is full of crazy people. This call doesn't surprise me one bit. Surprised you all haven't heard this kind of crazy sooner.
July 16th, 2006
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Your friend's friend's brother is a terrorist and a Rapist. Also I am the king of the world and I will audit your taxes. Also people have died. Also best phone call ever.
July 16th, 2006
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YOU'RE A LYING CRUEL um.....A LYING CRUEL CRIMINAL
July 16th, 2006
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way to fake to be funny
July 16th, 2006
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I'm surprised this didn't make my ears bleed. What a f*ckin' crazy bitch. Too bad the quality is so low.
July 16th, 2006
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O....K. XD WTF, she called him racist even though he didn't say any racial slurs. lol
July 16th, 2006
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If I was him, I would have said "If people are 'dying' because other people call you, then that's your responsability. I'd suggest keeping a private line for such things." I mean, cellphone, LD walkie talkie, SOMETHING. Thats just her fault for being irresponsable. Who's the life destroyer now?
July 16th, 2006
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PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE MY ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL
July 16th, 2006
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"i'm getting a calm down" Wow, I want the number so badly, PLEASE!!!
July 16th, 2006
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This is hilarious
July 16th, 2006
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i love this/ i cant stop listening!
July 16th, 2006
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I work as a guard at a small business and you wouldn't believe the type of BS people come up with. On a few occasions people have told me I was breaking the law. One guy clamed I was camping on the property (that is illegal where I live BTW) one guy clamed it was illegal for the business to be closed for the 4th of july (same guy thought it was a government agency not a private business)
July 16th, 2006
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"You don't have to give me your last name, Alex? D:
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poor alex. I bet she has turettes. MATM. Mother's against Telemarketing.
July 16th, 2006
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I was just abused, I can call you whatever I want
July 16th, 2006
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imagine her reaction to internet realy chat
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Your taxes will be audited...wow, and I thought my customers were crazy!
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sorry, *tourettes
July 16th, 2006
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i guess she dosent know that he is just doing his job. if she wants to bitch at someone then she can bitch at his maniger and not him. that stupid mother f*cking dumb f*ck. people actuly get paied quite well to be a telimarkiter
July 16th, 2006
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Well, it's funny, but not a YTMND.
July 16th, 2006
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I am simply speechless... But I bet this shows up on eBaum's pretty soon if it isn't already.
July 16th, 2006
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^^popsman.. its picture-sound-text, of course it is a YTMND.
July 16th, 2006
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How odd.
July 16th, 2006
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AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Sounds like she needs an EMT
July 16th, 2006
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I have to be honest with you, I have been listening to this alot. I have never done that ... WOW... This woman are ... wow
July 16th, 2006
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Wow, this woman is NUTS
July 16th, 2006
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I'm not even kidding I would beat this woman till she stopped breathing, people that are this arrogant deserve to die.
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You're a rapist!
July 16th, 2006
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that woman on the phone sounded like she had a bit to much prozac.
July 16th, 2006
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this CANT be real...
July 16th, 2006
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Simply amazing.
July 16th, 2006
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This woman is f*cking batsh*t insane. I bet her "lawyer" is one of her multiple personalities and her mobile home is filled with cats
July 16th, 2006
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Got her number? Il give her a ring.
July 16th, 2006
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Three people died, litterly. NETM!!! Not Even Telemarketers
July 16th, 2006
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lol
July 16th, 2006
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Wow, she is PSYCHO.
July 16th, 2006
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That reminds me of the mom from Malcom In The Middle for some reason.
July 16th, 2006
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He keeps his cool, so he wins. Being illogical ftl. Telemarketing does not equal gang rape.
July 16th, 2006
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...also I heard a click
July 16th, 2006
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Comment #3: Crazy lady notwithstanding, what makes this certifiable comedy gold is the timid, calm tone of the telemarketer throughout the ordeal - he sounds adorable. (lol I'm a chick not gay)
July 16th, 2006
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I wonder why this has about 8000 more views than all of the other ones.
July 16th, 2006
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LOLLLL. I give this guy huge credit for being so calm.
July 16th, 2006
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5'd
July 16th, 2006
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As much as I hate telemarketers, this lady's insane. If say I got hit by a truck the same day a telemarketer called, the lady's logic would assume that I was killed by the telemarketer. You can't blame telemarketers if they piss you off and then you go do something stupid or dangerous.
July 16th, 2006
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i think her phone number should be given out ^_^
July 16th, 2006
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My God, that woman got owned on so many occasions.
July 16th, 2006
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I hate telemarketers but this was funny.
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Borderline much?
July 16th, 2006
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wow
July 16th, 2006
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YOU ARE A LIFE DESTROYER! Wow how did that woman get so crazy?
July 16th, 2006
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I love how the guy is just sitting there laughing at it...That was probably his best/funniest call all day...I would do the same thing..Listen to crazy people because you have to have some hilarity at work. lol
July 16th, 2006
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that was awesome
July 16th, 2006
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o god my appendix
July 16th, 2006
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Did you hear the click? .......I heard a click....
July 16th, 2006
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You called my number! *GASP* I love how whenever he makes a perfect counter point she sounds like a pteradactyl "WRAAAARRRRR"
July 16th, 2006
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WE NEED HER PHONE NUMBER!!!
July 16th, 2006
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Wow this woman needs something to do. Bake a cake!
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1
July 16th, 2006
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Why did I 2 star it earlier?
July 16th, 2006
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holy f*ck
July 16th, 2006
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YOU'RE A RAPIST!!!!!!!! A RAPIST!!!!!!!!! ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!!!!
July 16th, 2006
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HOW DARE YOU PLACE A TELEPHONE CALL!!!!!
July 16th, 2006
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I wonder how long it will be before embaums world steals this?
July 16th, 2006
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OH MY GOD!! That was THE funniest thing I've ever listened to! Such comedy potential! This is like "They're not CHRISTIAN" lady times a hundred. Yes, she is a raving lunatic that needs to be hospitalized for the sake of all mankind. I especially liked when she got so upset that she had to go into Turret's mode. If I had her as an EMT I would jump out the back of the ambulance. Haven't people heard of a thing called a CELL PHONE?!
July 16th, 2006
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My own crappy attempt at a remix: frontiertelemarketer.ytmnd.com
July 16th, 2006
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LONG but so f*cking worth it!
July 16th, 2006
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doesnt surprise me. where i work i get these f*cking psychos every day. they should be nuked.
July 16th, 2006
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Oh... my... God........ say hello to Cloudsong kid's mother
July 16th, 2006
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o_O
July 16th, 2006
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Telemarketers raped my girlfriend, and killed my mother.
July 16th, 2006
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What an empty life this lady must have. It's kind of sad, but only kind of; mostly it's hilarious. The best part is this actually made me feel BAD for telemarketers. I don't believe that has ever happened before.
July 16th, 2006
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5 for crazy *ss bitch lady
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your friend's friend's brother killed my aunt... and she was raped ro something too
July 16th, 2006
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Wait a sec! I just heard the part where she said that telemarketing is WORSE than GANGRAPE! AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
July 16th, 2006
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Someone needs to take some paxil.
July 16th, 2006
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WOW, HOLY sh*t.
July 16th, 2006
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someone stole her cloudsong.
July 16th, 2006
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A telemarketer were responsible for my dog's death...and President Lincoln.
July 16th, 2006
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*cough* Scientologist (auditing)
July 16th, 2006
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O_o o_O O_O O_o o_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 16th, 2006
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"I had a friend who was gangraped"
July 16th, 2006
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The scary part is that she’s still out there…somewhere…maybe even living next door to you!
July 16th, 2006
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This lady has NO Class.
July 16th, 2006
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i say we prank her.
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No wonder her apendix ruptured.
July 16th, 2006
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Well wait, if she's taking like 8 minutes to call this guy and complaining about how people can't call her for ambulances, what about the people who could have been trying to call her? gasp.
July 16th, 2006
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that bitch is f*cking crazy...telemarketer=terrioist?
July 16th, 2006
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What a fat c*nt.
July 16th, 2006
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Wow your friend is one calm guy.Wow.
July 16th, 2006
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telemarketers are annoying but not that bad
July 16th, 2006
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O my god I had I headache at the end :O but 5!!!
July 16th, 2006
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Hang up and call the cops perhaps?
July 16th, 2006
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Actually he probably didn't hang up because he thought this was too funny.
July 16th, 2006
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL, BANANA PHONE, BANANA PHONE.
July 16th, 2006
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lol
July 16th, 2006
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Did she believe any of thwat she was saying?
July 16th, 2006
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Perhaps... she had that planned for a while to do to the next telemarketer to call? Pranking telemarketers is fun.
July 16th, 2006
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July 16th, 2006
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damn
July 16th, 2006
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lmao, for the first time in my life I'm rooting for the telemarketer!
July 16th, 2006
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sigh...
July 16th, 2006
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This could be the next cloudsong
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wha- dude, if a telemarkter calls my house i just pick up and scream a 4chan meme. but alex id officaly cool for stay completely calm the whole time.
July 16th, 2006
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OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!
July 16th, 2006
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PROZAC
July 16th, 2006
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"my friend got gangraped cause of her telemarketers, you are a rapist!!!!!"
July 16th, 2006
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Good thing we have strong people like her to root out all those terrorists and rapists. lol, id've just given her my last name and told her to go ahead and see how far she gets.
July 16th, 2006
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1st class psychobabble. In it's prime.
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She sounds exactly like my aunt.
July 16th, 2006
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I hope she gets hit by a bus
July 16th, 2006
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Holy sh*t...
July 16th, 2006
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YOU..YOU RACIST..you life destroyer..you hurter..you hater
July 16th, 2006
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it was pretty funny
July 16th, 2006
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hilarious... probably fake though.
July 16th, 2006
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YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE ARE FIGHTING IN IRAQ
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well holy sh*t! she's freeeeeeking out! she probly just died of a ruptured appendix by going on that whole schpiel!
July 16th, 2006
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Oooohh man I think that lady died from a heart attack after that call. Oh well, another name for her list
July 16th, 2006
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You are a life destroyer, terrorist, rapist, dnuifasudaosdnfasodfn nasty nasty nasty nasty. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I hope that the woman finds out about this and someone films her reaction. I love seeing annoying bitches get shut down.
July 16th, 2006
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overall not an impressive YTMND, but that crazy woman. . .wtf?
July 16th, 2006
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I NEED THAT NUMBER. PLEASE, GIVE ME SA MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT THAT NUMBER AS POSSIBLE
July 16th, 2006
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She kinda reminds me of Don Vito when she shouts her garbled messages. Your friends friends brother struck gold man.
July 16th, 2006
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Alex is the f*cking man.
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That guy remained pretty calm through out that. :)
July 16th, 2006
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what an abusive...hooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
July 16th, 2006
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was she on something?
July 16th, 2006
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YOU CALLED MY NUMBER (dramatic gasp)
July 16th, 2006
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wow, erm, i hate using internet terms but that guy owned the lady. then again i suppose she did a right good job of owning herself, in her mad state
July 16th, 2006
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I like it but it doesn't deserve the top 5 so down it goes...
July 16th, 2006
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Hahahahaha. What the f*ck.
July 16th, 2006
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OMG alex is on valium lol
July 16th, 2006
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Gold
July 16th, 2006
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She's gotta have issues beyond telemarketing. She needs therapy.
July 16th, 2006
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*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!*
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Wow wtf lol
July 16th, 2006
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SO YOU DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE JUST LET IT RING!? YOU'RE AN ABUSING SON OF A BITCH!!!!
July 16th, 2006
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Haha thats f*cking kickass
July 16th, 2006
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SERIOUS BUSINESS
July 16th, 2006
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That bitch needs therapy.
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the guy who tooks this call has brass balls the size of church bells, i wouldnt of made it 3 mins into this conversation without laughing at her.
July 16th, 2006
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I love how he keeps his calm. Well done!
July 16th, 2006
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holy sh*t!! lolerskates
July 16th, 2006
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I'm going to join the bandwagon and 5 this!
July 16th, 2006
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I wish this was fake, but I know it's not. The internet needs a phone number.
July 16th, 2006
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i wonder if this is n64kids mom?!?!
July 16th, 2006
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I think she's a werewolf or something. AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
July 16th, 2006
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I liked it, but I downvoted it because your username is sephiroth112688. I have nothing but hate for Final Fantasy.
July 16th, 2006
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your friends friends brothers fathers former jailhouse cellmate? yeah I believe you..... hahah
July 16th, 2006
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Wow, people like this lady exist? I weep for my country.
July 16th, 2006
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Your wife will leave you, believe me.
July 16th, 2006
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^^ upvoted because Final Fantasy rules and FF7 is the best console game ever
July 16th, 2006
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AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Only in America could you find such stupidity.
July 16th, 2006
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Alex is so cool, his name is Ice.
July 16th, 2006
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She's creepy. I want to phone her ahahahahahahahh!
July 16th, 2006
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I would kick that woman in the face anytime.
July 16th, 2006
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i could listen to it forever! love it!
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I will AUDIT YOUR TAXES 4 LYFE!!111 1!111twentyseven!111
July 16th, 2006
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Audited!
July 16th, 2006
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that bitch is crazy  ( the girl) .. I almost felt bad for the telemarketer.. Almost.
July 16th, 2006
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another can b found here -->http://crazy2.ytmnd.com/
July 16th, 2006
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AHGHAGOUHAGHHGaHhA "People have miscarriages" 'I had a friend, she was gangraped!!" and this relates to telemarketing calls how?
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She sounds like pure evil. The bad quality makes this more awesome.
July 16th, 2006
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God i wanna smack her
July 16th, 2006
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telemarketing is nothing compared to spam.
July 16th, 2006
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Telemarketers suck but he was the coolest guy ever... HAHA He is a rapist!!! YOUR A RAPIST!!!
July 16th, 2006
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damn
July 16th, 2006
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Yeah, I kinda wish stuff like that would happen to me. What a f*cking psycho bitch!
July 16th, 2006
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my appendix just ruptured 5
July 16th, 2006
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She could've done more with five words: "Take me off the list."
July 16th, 2006
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she is quite sane.
July 16th, 2006
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I think its great where she just starts yelling incoherent sh*t just to interupt the dude. Kudos to him for handling it so well.
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Rage Against the Answering Machine
July 16th, 2006
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That dude owned her ass.
July 16th, 2006
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god reminds me why i stopped doing tech support
July 16th, 2006
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repost of this with a courtroom scene image = another 5
July 16th, 2006
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Holy sh*t. Wow. That was hilarious.
July 16th, 2006
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when a telemarketer calls, you dont swear at them, you ask them what company they are calling from. then you check to see if the company were involved in breaching the data protection act with your data. THEN YOU SUE THE MOTHER f*ckERS IF THEY DID you can probably get at least £/$/€10,000. Go easy on the caller, its not their fault that they called you, the number is dialed randomly on the list. That woman was wrong to shout and abuse that guy.
July 16th, 2006
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"You don't have to give out your last name alex?" " Not if I dont want to." "...YOU SON OF A MOTHER F*CK..."
July 16th, 2006
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http://jistofit.ytmnd.com/ Quick summary of the best parts that i made, if you dont want to sit through 8 minutes. =p
July 16th, 2006
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NASTY, NASTY, NASTY!!! xD lmao
July 16th, 2006
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this is my new FAVORITE ytmnd. Your friends friend is now indeed the man now dog.
July 16th, 2006
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This is simply amazing.
July 16th, 2006
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i had an appendix rupture because i take the phone too seriously
July 16th, 2006
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OK, there's pranking a telemarketer, and there's completely batsh*t psycho. One's funny and deserving, and the other is wrong and stupid and just as funny, for the other party.
July 16th, 2006
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Do you have anything to indicate the clip is yours before the internet steals it?
July 16th, 2006
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Great!!!
July 16th, 2006
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gold
July 16th, 2006
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http://ungodlytelemarketing.ytmnd.com
July 16th, 2006
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omg, great, just awesome.
July 16th, 2006
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"PEOPLE HAVE DIIIEEEEDDD because of telemarketers.." holy sh*t she makes telemarketers sound like Scientologists!
July 16th, 2006
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I'm a pretty laid back guy, but I would have snapped at that bitch. I would laughed in her face and then hung up the phone.
July 16th, 2006
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She mentioned that Alex and everyone he knew will be audited... does that make her a scientologist???!!!
July 16th, 2006
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This woman needs to f*cking get a job at the telephone and realise how hard it is.
July 16th, 2006
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what the f*ck....
July 16th, 2006
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you deserve every 5 known to man
July 16th, 2006
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o.O my God...
July 16th, 2006
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OMG!
July 16th, 2006
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someone find this bitch's number.
July 16th, 2006
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Telemarketing causes rape
July 16th, 2006
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Wow.
July 16th, 2006
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this makes me want to be a telemarketer
July 16th, 2006
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i heard him chuckle
July 16th, 2006
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Wow. Where does your friend's brother work?
July 16th, 2006
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that lady needs serious solitary confinement in a mental ward.Or a trancquilizer. whichever comes first.
July 16th, 2006
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If they ever do play this in court i want to be there!! 5'd!!! FTW!!!
July 16th, 2006
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Wow. Just wow.
July 16th, 2006
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You're a hater, you're a murderer, you're a life destroyer!!! ......*sniffle* TT^TT
July 16th, 2006
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wow
July 16th, 2006
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Woah, she's scary. Wonder what was wrong with her. She thinks that he will go insane because he needs to answer every call. I love when she gasps, so funny.
July 16th, 2006
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come on you internet nerds! get her number!
July 16th, 2006
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LOL, DUDE!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! THTS THE FUNNIEST THING EVA!!!!!!
July 16th, 2006
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"Your wife will leave you, believe me." "Oh, I'm not married." "..."
July 16th, 2006
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You are a rapist!
July 16th, 2006
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Oh my god, this is golden. That woman's going to have an aneurysm one day.
July 16th, 2006
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Great, a phone conversation between a seriously mentally ill woman and a sadist goading her on. That's entertainment.
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Can someone transcribe this? I have a lot of trouble listening to it in one solid chunk. It's SO LONG, the sound quality is so bad and she rants so quickly.
July 16th, 2006
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She compares a telemarketer to a rapist... This woman should be wearing a helmet at all times!!
July 16th, 2006
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5'd for pic
July 16th, 2006
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that woman is crazy dskgfkashfkjha
July 16th, 2006
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The sad thing is I had a caller similar to this once, the best thing you can do is keep on the phone as long as possible untill they explode.
July 16th, 2006
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he kept his cool the whole time. you have to wonder about these stupid people sometimes...
July 16th, 2006
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Double YOU TEE EFF!!
July 16th, 2006
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Shouldn't she be angrier at the phone company for selling her a traceable "unlisted" phone number?
July 16th, 2006
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My sister was raped and murdered by a gang of roving telemarketers you insensitive jerks
July 16th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t
July 16th, 2006
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That was greatest thing ever, i hope this makes it to the hall of fame. Good work! :]
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llawl
July 16th, 2006
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YOU ARE A TERRORIST.
July 16th, 2006
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woohooooo
July 16th, 2006
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...Oh my god. Oh. My. God. You sir, f*cking win the entire internet.
July 16th, 2006
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omg, this is the greatest thing I have ever heard. Here, take my wallet.
July 16th, 2006
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Telemarketers are just desperate people trying to get money to feed their families. the real jack asses are the people who HIRE them.. OH-- that ladys a crazy bitch
July 16th, 2006
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1 for claiming it's real.
July 16th, 2006
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lmfao.
July 16th, 2006
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PEOPLES APPENDIXES!!
July 16th, 2006
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haha i want to call this crazy bish
July 16th, 2006
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"You think you can just CALL people at their HOMES?!?" When did the scientologists get to her?
July 16th, 2006
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I couldnt stop laughing
July 16th, 2006
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While I've not been in telemarketing, I have worked in directory assistance...you live for calls like these, if only to break the monotony.
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