The un-funny truth (teksoqp was born here)
Created on: December 5th, 2006
The un-funny truth (teksoqp was born here)
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November 20th, 2006
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AHAHAH, YOU DIDN'T SAY TEH MAGIC WURD
November 20th, 2006
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
November 20th, 2006
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Wasn't impressed and random typing was a waste of time. Fifty years ago, you would have had a fork stuck up your ass.
November 20th, 2006
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It all makes sense now.
November 20th, 2006
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f a i l
November 20th, 2006
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rgua aurw ua rgw agur! ...check the letter just left of them XD
November 20th, 2006
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WTF?
November 20th, 2006
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nedm
November 20th, 2006
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Sh*t, NOW it makes sense!
November 20th, 2006
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WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF OMGWTFBBQ
November 20th, 2006
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yjsy ese [teeu gimmu
November 20th, 2006
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lolololololololol
November 20th, 2006
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I f*ckin' lol'd. gj.
November 20th, 2006
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teksoqp
November 20th, 2006
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This was sponsored? Awesome! (Not drunk this time)
November 20th, 2006
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Brilliant. It all makes sense. The two kinds of mustard spoke to me especially the bit about the old lady using one of each in an attempt to clean herself analy. But everyone knows the guy in the glasses did it. Quaskezbekezbers in the addition of teksoqp is the only way we are able to live sadly.
November 20th, 2006
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heh
November 20th, 2006
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TEKSOQP.... indeed.
November 20th, 2006
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omg...teksoqp...I can't believe this conspiracy! o_O It's all coming together now...the mustard....PYEK...SO DURNK....excellent research as well. But didn't you hear about the breaking news? aanecajevew;;enqicpattka;. ejaneiz, iewjqerl;aemamoc]eae) MUSTERD EN ORLY!? .........yet another case of teksoqp, right there.
November 20th, 2006
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I dont get it...
June 23rd, 2007
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PYEK
November 21st, 2006
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November 21st, 2006
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HHAHAHAHAUHAAUHAHU!
November 21st, 2006
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Tech So Quip
November 21st, 2006
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tecksokupuh
November 21st, 2006
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Only people of higher intellect can understand this
November 21st, 2006
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It's clear as mud.
November 21st, 2006
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HOLY HELL
November 21st, 2006
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funniest damn attack on a ytmnd fad i've seen.
November 21st, 2006
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wtf?
November 21st, 2006
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Who would of thought
November 21st, 2006
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yesss someone finally donated
November 21st, 2006
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khtr54v5y7tfuohjkb;76ygh
November 21st, 2006
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STATE-OF-MIND FTW!!! LETS TOUCH, SON!
November 21st, 2006
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teksoqp is back! also i used to confuse state of mind and smoothmedia. purely based on usernames.
November 21st, 2006
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lmfao
November 21st, 2006
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hahhahah helLOL i enjoyed that
November 21st, 2006
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Oh, you're right, that wasn't that funny..................
November 21st, 2006
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So totally random.
November 21st, 2006
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WTFXD
November 21st, 2006
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aaaaah.
November 21st, 2006
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I can't believe how funny this is.
November 21st, 2006
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Funny how the Seinfeld condiments were called racist...
November 21st, 2006
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Maybe i missed an earlier ytmnd or something, but i dont get this. While i may get called an idiot for this, would anyone kindly explain it to me please?
November 21st, 2006
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pepepppepepepeppeppeppeeepepepeep
November 21st, 2006
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Aaaaaaaaaa...
November 22nd, 2006
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Also, something
November 22nd, 2006
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Also, exactly.
November 22nd, 2006
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lol
November 22nd, 2006
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lol
November 22nd, 2006
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lol
November 22nd, 2006
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lol
November 22nd, 2006
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lol
November 22nd, 2006
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lol
November 22nd, 2006
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omg
November 22nd, 2006
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wtf
November 22nd, 2006
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bbq
November 22nd, 2006
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This isnt a fad.
November 22nd, 2006
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8 billion points!
November 22nd, 2006
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god (doesn't exist) hilarious.
November 22nd, 2006
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-2 cuz too many people only vote 1 or 5 and i want to be different.
November 22nd, 2006
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amazing. scared the sh*t out of me. now I know...
November 22nd, 2006
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Let's play a game. Where's the meth-head? It's kind of like where's waldo, except you search through these comments to find the user who uses meth. Good luck.
November 22nd, 2006
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FTW
November 22nd, 2006
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that was funny
November 22nd, 2006
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Absurdity for the win.
November 22nd, 2006
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Teksoqp.
November 22nd, 2006
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Hopefully the Scientology YTMND's will stop.
November 22nd, 2006
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Damn, racist Seinfeld! You're f*cking psychic!
November 22nd, 2006
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PYEK
November 22nd, 2006
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teksoqp is made of win.
November 22nd, 2006
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!! ALSO Teksopq
November 22nd, 2006
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opened my eyes
November 22nd, 2006
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This fails so much it fails at failing....
November 22nd, 2006
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oh my god...this changes EVERYTHING
November 22nd, 2006
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lol, right on!
November 22nd, 2006
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JFmcfhnbNfvjdxsjm0dxhjx0vhJKl;dvjm! (you scared me!) hFhjfeKDSG;'DFfjkdfstrg;lkFGDhj! (Thanks Man!)
November 22nd, 2006
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Extremely clear. Thanks for clearing it up.
November 22nd, 2006
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I LOL'D
November 22nd, 2006
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All of the words were gibberish and I couldn't understand what was going on. I don't understand the point you are trying to make. Maybe you should check these things before you post them. 1 star.
November 22nd, 2006
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I forget what this was called before.
November 22nd, 2006
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TEKSOQP!!
November 22nd, 2006
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If you don't understand: It's supposed to mimic (or could very well be) someone submitting a ytmnd while intoxicated. The humor is based off of this premise and the motif of random quips. The humor can also be found in the fact that the drunk author could have attempted to make a serious ytmnd, much like the "Unfunny Truth About..." ytmnd's, but was too drunk to complete it and was probably cracking up the whole time while he pieced random bits together in an attempt to mock them.
November 22nd, 2006
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I love you and I am a guy.
November 22nd, 2006
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It makes it all so clear.
November 22nd, 2006
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lol wtf? This totally makes sense.... XD
November 22nd, 2006
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Teksoqp = 5 and 3 quarter stars
November 22nd, 2006
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lawl
November 22nd, 2006
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kill yourself
November 22nd, 2006
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I really got a good laugh out of that. thank you XD also teksoqp
November 22nd, 2006
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I blame teksoqp.
November 22nd, 2006
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i didnt watch it all..... it was long.
November 22nd, 2006
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uhhhh... ok
November 22nd, 2006
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holy crap you didnt edit the racist seinfield thing in right?
November 22nd, 2006
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winwinwin
November 23rd, 2006
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I'm actually angry this is rated so high. lol.
November 23rd, 2006
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wow. thats nuts, youre psychic.
November 23rd, 2006
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bahaha 5'd im dying omg win!
November 23rd, 2006
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lol?
November 23rd, 2006
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i watched this drunk and it made sense. 5'd.
November 23rd, 2006
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This is one of the better sites I've seen in a while. 5 and fav. Also....tlkhnkn fgnnd gaag reut?
November 23rd, 2006
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BRILLIANT
November 23rd, 2006
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Greatness.
November 23rd, 2006
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Needs more teksoqp and geepeelunch
November 23rd, 2006
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1 star for sh*tness
November 23rd, 2006
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Wtf is teksoqp?
November 23rd, 2006
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Is.
November 23rd, 2006
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Wow. So you knew about his problem all along.
November 23rd, 2006
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PYEK
November 23rd, 2006
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Is that Rachel Dratch holding a giant papier-mâché corndog? 5'd for PYEK.
November 23rd, 2006
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did i mention that ever since i've seen this site ive been muttering "Turner with the Ts" when i get confused?
November 23rd, 2006
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forgot about polend?
November 23rd, 2006
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the big question here is... WHAT THE FU*K WAS THAT?! ... awesome that's what.
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp = ketchup
November 23rd, 2006
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TEKSOQP
November 23rd, 2006
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I just f*cking died.
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp!
November 23rd, 2006
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it's over nine thousand!
November 23rd, 2006
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no one spells ualuealuealeuale while drunk
November 23rd, 2006
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why do fgts actually sponser this sh*t
November 23rd, 2006
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This does not have the funny; at all.
November 23rd, 2006
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TEKSOQP.
November 23rd, 2006
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I'm crying.
November 23rd, 2006
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OMG! I'm not sure, but that orly guy kinda looks like Daniel Bernhardt. If so, mucho kudos to you man
November 23rd, 2006
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This doesnt mean anything! 5 Stars!
November 23rd, 2006
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dujreoj seriously duj-re-o-J no joke T's and in the Thouse
November 23rd, 2006
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Shockingly bad.
November 23rd, 2006
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you know your life is completely worthless if...when you get drunk, instead of wandering around city streets with friends singing "don't stop believing", you go home and sit by yourself making ytmnds.
November 23rd, 2006
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SO DURNK!! lmfao. i love it. "peepeepepeepepepepepepeeeeeeep?"
November 23rd, 2006
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OMG *cues math montage from A Beautiful Mind* I know the truth abouth KKKramer now!
November 23rd, 2006
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Teehee.
November 23rd, 2006
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TEKSOQP? O RLY?
November 23rd, 2006
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ololololol
November 23rd, 2006
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I've never been drunk before but I'm sure I'd be laughing my *ss off at this if I was
November 23rd, 2006
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lmao "pyek!?!?"
November 23rd, 2006
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I sure miss the Cowsills. That mini-skirted mama sure was sexy.
November 23rd, 2006
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brilliant
November 23rd, 2006
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Teksoqp ftw.
November 23rd, 2006
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS EXPLAIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teksoqp I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT I'M SO FEELING NOT DUMB MORE LIKE I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!! well not really
November 23rd, 2006
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how can sh*t like this be rewarded 4 stars? this is not even funny or intelligent. ytmnd users are f*cking idiots
November 23rd, 2006
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oh lol welld eserved 5, truth be heard!!!
November 23rd, 2006
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THE FUNNY THING IS, HE'S NOT EVEN RACIST its pretty freaky that your seinfeld mustard and ketchup containers were labeled racist with the whole KRAMER thing going on right now.
November 23rd, 2006
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asq**%? I UI III@%!! cF7!!! iomwtg?
November 23rd, 2006
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unfunny lol
November 23rd, 2006
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TEKSOQP best fad ever?
November 23rd, 2006
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would have been better if you could formulate funny sentences instead of mashing keys and hoping for a five.
November 23rd, 2006
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You were right, it wasn't funny.
November 23rd, 2006
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Awesome
November 23rd, 2006
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GHEYGHEYGHEYGHEYGHEY!
November 23rd, 2006
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hahahahaha
November 23rd, 2006
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My God... it's full of stars...
November 23rd, 2006
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turner with the t's?
November 23rd, 2006
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ur teh mang now dawg1
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp
November 23rd, 2006
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You're right, it is unfunny.
November 23rd, 2006
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This one ISN'T unfunny!
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp ftw
November 23rd, 2006
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ach, mein uber lulz!
November 23rd, 2006
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Wot?
November 23rd, 2006
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This is the only good Unfunny Truth YTMND.
November 23rd, 2006
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PEEPEEPEEPEEEEPPPPEEEEP?
November 23rd, 2006
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it all makes sense now
November 23rd, 2006
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logged in to 5 this is the funniest ytmnd ive ever seen in my life holy sh*t you are a golden god
November 23rd, 2006
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wait there it shoulda been 5
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp
November 23rd, 2006
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O.o
November 23rd, 2006
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w owip w opwieop iwodko wkqodiopw kqopk dopwk dpow kopwk okok okwoqwe pso pow asp iopidpwiq oi opsil klc;xk lwk osiop dkopsk. TEKSOQP. oiwope iopi ocko kw kzxlz; ,kopwk ok lkborio pkbopkropkpelplr opksf koqk ooskdpokwropek. TEKSOQP. 0oisxocioqwpi poick opko ko ck powoipoklck lek oeioq pk;lxc;lk l;klkl klw; ekq;wkl ;lsdkcl;,e kutiojvbnfjib utbe ibnajx bnjibesd iujbwjasbnd jwbejiqw btjn aksndkjsbdjwbn ajsbdjsbrf jawbnjk nbej tnke nrjkw byi jnji baisb rdijw rboetn bijb jqbe rjiwb rijsabd iwbeijwb. TEKSOQP.
November 23rd, 2006
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needs moar teksoqp...
November 23rd, 2006
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How could google do that??
November 23rd, 2006
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no
November 23rd, 2006
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I get it.... a parody of a parody blah blah blah.... this was a waste of time to view as im not 12yrs old and dont have a vagina.... good day...
November 23rd, 2006
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November 23rd, 2006
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this is not funny; this is penis. PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPEN
November 23rd, 2006
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IS.
November 23rd, 2006
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http://nmu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2208420603 facebook group about this
November 23rd, 2006
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they are right...this is unfunny
November 23rd, 2006
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This is the biggest wank I've wanked on wank.
November 23rd, 2006
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Nice nedm references..
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp
November 23rd, 2006
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That was the most retarded piece of trash to ever grace ytmnd.
November 23rd, 2006
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The f*ck??
November 23rd, 2006
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I have never spewed laughter as hard as I just did on a ytmnd. The best ever by country miles. You sir - are a genius. LMFAO
November 23rd, 2006
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I lol'd. A well deservied 5!
November 23rd, 2006
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horrible
November 23rd, 2006
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horribly awesome
November 23rd, 2006
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Well...good try I suppose.
November 23rd, 2006
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oh teksoqp!
November 23rd, 2006
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I laughed so, so hard at this.
November 23rd, 2006
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Went on too long.
November 23rd, 2006
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wgattdoi tiy neab tget dibt ttyyoe bibsebse?
November 23rd, 2006
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Digress.
November 23rd, 2006
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Moronic
November 23rd, 2006
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TEKSOQP
November 23rd, 2006
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JESUS CHRIST!! It all makes sense now!!
November 23rd, 2006
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I saw the NEDM reference in there!
November 23rd, 2006
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complete waste of time
November 23rd, 2006
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5'd because that's as high as I can make the stars go.
November 23rd, 2006
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Im so confused....I love random, but this? What the hell? I chuckled....?
November 23rd, 2006
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best "unfunny" ytmnd to date...
November 23rd, 2006
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state of mind for president
November 23rd, 2006
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I kinda hated this, until the end with the pointless zoom-ins with Teksoqp.
November 23rd, 2006
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I almost pissed my pants. Dooghhiiiiiiiiiiieehehahahahhahahahah
November 23rd, 2006
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You made history man. YOU. MADE. HISTORY. TODAY. in the intarweb. FAD OF THE YEAR!
November 23rd, 2006
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I use teksoqp. What's wrong with it?
November 23rd, 2006
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I lactually laughed
November 23rd, 2006
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You have my five sir.
November 23rd, 2006
(-1)
Just because a bunch of people upvote and sponsor you doesn't make you funny. It was unfunny, yes, but any idiot can randomly type text and slap a few pictures of actors from Seinfeld together.
November 23rd, 2006
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OMG ITS TRUE!!!!!!!
November 23rd, 2006
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wtf is this sh*t?
November 23rd, 2006
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I bid 5!
November 23rd, 2006
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1/5
November 23rd, 2006
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i don't get it
November 23rd, 2006
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i was going to comment saying teksoqp regardless. then it turned out to actually be teksoqp. WTF M8!
November 23rd, 2006
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sadop,las,saf
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp baby!
November 23rd, 2006
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NEED MOR TEKSOQP. BEST YTMND FAD EVAR
November 23rd, 2006
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Awesome
November 23rd, 2006
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There's some guy out there trying to decode all this.
November 23rd, 2006
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TESOQP!!!
November 23rd, 2006
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I DON"T UNDERSTAND IT!
November 23rd, 2006
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well that was f*cking stupid
November 23rd, 2006
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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!!!!!!!!??????? teksoqp
November 23rd, 2006
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self-defence forces self-defence forces TECH SOUP
November 23rd, 2006
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I loled.
November 23rd, 2006
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Great Scott!
November 23rd, 2006
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jood gokes.
November 23rd, 2006
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IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE NOW.
November 23rd, 2006
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mustard is the best
November 23rd, 2006
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fwhyoha dwat tisoo phunneyh!((9909
November 23rd, 2006
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http://teksoqpexplain.ytmnd.com/
November 23rd, 2006
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NAUSEA OH NAUSEA
November 23rd, 2006
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Sorry didn't like it.
November 23rd, 2006
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I came!
November 23rd, 2006
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Simply Horrifying... I never knew kramer was a thumb-sucker.
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp
November 23rd, 2006
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Anyone like to tell me why everyone else gets it and I don't. What is so funny about it
November 23rd, 2006
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And thus teksoqp was born!
November 23rd, 2006
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teksoqp
November 23rd, 2006
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Teksoqp.......EUREKA!!!
November 23rd, 2006
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mcase: http://teksoqpexplain.ytmnd.com/
November 23rd, 2006
(-1)
Yeah, neither does anyone else , because it's actually not funny.
November 23rd, 2006
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You win at life, good sir.
November 23rd, 2006
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All I have to say is: fgsfds
November 23rd, 2006
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needs something more than just copying the layout, I think.
November 23rd, 2006
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LOL, I understand now.
November 23rd, 2006
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DIVIDE BY ZERO?!
November 23rd, 2006
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awful
November 23rd, 2006
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lmfao
November 23rd, 2006
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OMG NEDM subliminal message
November 23rd, 2006
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I didn't lol, I roflmao'd.
November 23rd, 2006
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omfg it all makes sense
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