You're banned idiot!
Created on: March 27th, 2005
You're banned idiot!
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June 11th, 2006
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This is so gay, man.
June 12th, 2006
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+5 for the insanely awesome sound loop
June 13th, 2006
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ghey
June 14th, 2006
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Music goes so damn well, halarious
June 18th, 2006
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+5 for the sound
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ROFL!!
June 27th, 2006
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Hah!
June 28th, 2006
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lol, bannage
June 30th, 2006
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Hell yes!
June 30th, 2006
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awesome!
July 1st, 2006
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Fantastic.
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Default: 2 +1 for nice image, +1 for nice loop, +1 for humor || result: a nice shiny 5
July 2nd, 2006
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I love you.
July 3rd, 2006
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Quite possibly the best loop for a YTMND ever made, ever. I think I'm going to use it for banned IPs on my site. (Of course, I'll host all the files and link to this site's profile page.)
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b&
July 5th, 2006
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July 6th, 2006
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cool :)
July 7th, 2006
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1'd for self fav'd
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you have no chance to survive make your time
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5 simply for the fact that this is one of the many YTMNDs that can be used in other places on the interweb.
July 10th, 2006
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sucked....1'd
July 12th, 2006
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it works on so many levels...
July 12th, 2006
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I got pwnt by this too... lol. I acknowledge I did a naughty thing and deleted my site. Question, though... Will I be unable to make future ytmnds?
July 16th, 2006
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Best way to ban someone ever.
July 18th, 2006
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I like that max is understanding........now can i have my family back please? O_O
July 20th, 2006
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ray charles =D
July 21st, 2006
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wow!
July 22nd, 2006
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE
July 23rd, 2006
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truely epic
July 27th, 2006
(-1)
LOL, everyone in the universe will use this when they ban people now.
July 28th, 2006
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classico.
July 29th, 2006
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BEST SITE EVAR!
July 30th, 2006
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I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANT MY AIR SNARES!
July 30th, 2006
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PTKFGS! http://deniedptkfgs.ytmnd.com/
July 31st, 2006
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LMFAO!!! Max is the man now dog!
August 2nd, 2006
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I pray everyday I don't wind up here one day. :) Keep it WS y'all...
August 3rd, 2006
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you should make sexymofo be only able to see this...
August 3rd, 2006
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I'm using this on my forums.
August 4th, 2006
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how did you upvote your own site? THAT'S CHEATING
August 5th, 2006
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can you say sh*t on ytmnd? Isn't this technically ytmnsfw?
August 7th, 2006
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how did you 5 your own site?
August 10th, 2006
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He's Max, LOL.
August 11th, 2006
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lol, permabanned!
August 12th, 2006
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You're the handicap now, dog.
August 13th, 2006
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*claps*
August 15th, 2006
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"how did you upvote your own site? THAT'S CHEATING" He's the master of YTMND, he could make this site have a 12 if he wanted. Also, great loop.
August 15th, 2006
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Haha, I was wondering about that!
August 15th, 2006
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You should ban the downvoters on this, yep, I state the obvious.
August 16th, 2006
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SEAMLESS loop!!!
August 16th, 2006
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well played
August 18th, 2006
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el oh el.
August 19th, 2006
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MAX IS A GOON???
August 20th, 2006
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OUCH!!! I like that song...
August 20th, 2006
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you're the man now dawg!
August 20th, 2006
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ray charles is blind so i guess thats supposed to be funny
August 23rd, 2006
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lol
August 24th, 2006
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How do you people put the emphasis on this? "You can't see SH*T," or "You can't SEE sh*t."? I find the latter funnier.
August 25th, 2006
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i declare this the best ytmnd to grace the earth... even if its 10,000 years old.
August 25th, 2006
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Why don't these downvoting jackasses get it? "Hit, the road jack, *DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE*". Get it? DON'T YOU COME BACK? BANNED? DON'T YOU COME BACK? BANNED? NOT COMING BACK? BEING BANNED AND STUFF? MORONS? ADHD MUCH? Oh f*cking LORD!
August 25th, 2006
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top viewed? why hasnt this been HOF'd yet?
August 25th, 2006
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lol, blind cant c sh*t.
August 25th, 2006
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August 28th, 2006
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Best loop ever. 5 just for that.
August 29th, 2006
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hit the roooooad max
September 2nd, 2006
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! i dont get anything on this site lol they are all weird
September 2nd, 2006
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why is this in the top 15?
September 2nd, 2006
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I have a feeling a buch of people got hit with the B7 Express
September 2nd, 2006
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Classic.
September 2nd, 2006
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This is up on the top viewed again. A bunch of people got banned by Max. Or just one guy who is trying to flood the server.
September 2nd, 2006
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I should use this when I ban someone for breaking the word filter...
September 2nd, 2006
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Stop! B&hammer time.
September 4th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 5th, 2006
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idc if u started this site ur not good at making ytmnds
May 16th, 2007
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and you're not good at proper grammar.
September 6th, 2006
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^ My Greatness Bothers Him
September 8th, 2006
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LOL,ADMIN
September 9th, 2006
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ftw!
September 9th, 2006
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Perfect sound loop ^_^
September 9th, 2006
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:) yay
September 10th, 2006
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maaaaaaaaaaaaaax!
September 11th, 2006
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f*ggotry
September 12th, 2006
(1)
so this is what michael wolfson sees
September 12th, 2006
(0)
LMAO!!!!
September 14th, 2006
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lol
September 15th, 2006
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lol. 5'd and what-not
September 15th, 2006
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5'd for being max
July 4th, 2007
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SEE?! SEEEEEEE?!?! F*GGOTS F*GGOTS SUCKUPS!
September 18th, 2006
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lol
September 20th, 2006
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So Max, you finally decided to ban me, eh? Dang, it only took you about three weeks. I made over 200 alt accounts on this site (originally 126, but due to your crappy system, I was able to make more with different e-mails), and it took you THAT long to realize it? Ha. Just so you know, I don't plan on posting any more YTMNDs or casting any more votes, so you don't have to worry about that anymore. Oh yeah, I almost forgot: Have a nice day Maxie-boy. =D
September 20th, 2006
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I was well aware of all of your accounts as soon as you had more than three. Usually I like to let people get nice an comfortable before I delete all of their accounts, as if I delete them as they make them they just keep making them.
February 10th, 2011
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Engrish?
September 20th, 2006
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Wow, congrats on sounding condescending PS10-FINAL. You are a true genius! You made a bunch of different accounts on a web-site! Have you notified the Nobel Foundation about your astounding achievement?
September 21st, 2006
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Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.
September 21st, 2006
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Oh no we lost a waste of oxygen dmanit whatever will we do?
September 21st, 2006
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MAX what about school made accounts?
September 22nd, 2006
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not funny sucks old
September 23rd, 2006
(-1)
Or living on a campus? I don't want to have it were I am on campus and log onto the site and *wam* IP blocked and account destroyed.
September 26th, 2006
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Max you put up with so much crap from everyone, you deserve a cookie. FROM POLENDD
September 28th, 2006
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I love how you always take the time to loop your sounds.
September 29th, 2006
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I don't believe in donating money to the blind, they never get to see it anyway.
September 29th, 2006
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this was always good. I 5'd this like a year ago. I can't beleive how sexy that loop is.
October 2nd, 2006
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How do you like YOUR angus?
October 4th, 2006
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I should use this on someone who breaks the word filter....
October 4th, 2006
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Much better.
October 4th, 2006
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HE CAN'T SEE SH*T!
October 5th, 2006
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I'm not banned, but this is funny!
October 5th, 2006
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I'm actually directing banned members on my site to this page, I feel I should donate...
October 8th, 2006
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I never took the time to see why you made this site. Great idea.
October 10th, 2006
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only max can give his own site a 5
October 10th, 2006
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5
October 13th, 2006
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NO I JUST DONT F*CK WITH FAKE BITCH BITCHES, THANK YOU :)
October 22nd, 2006
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The fact that the sound loads and loops perfectly makes this 5-worthy, let alone the Ray Charles song. Deserved 10, but rounded for YTMND
October 23rd, 2006
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Awesome!
October 24th, 2006
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October 30th, 2006
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hit the road
November 5th, 2006
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you know if you really wanted to ban someone from a site, and you used this, its not really punishing them, its amusing them haha
November 7th, 2006
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What you say?!
November 12th, 2006
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lol, blind.
November 15th, 2006
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Perfect redirect for the damned. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 18th, 2006
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i can see that this is gay666
November 20th, 2006
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could be better
November 22nd, 2006
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negatory
November 22nd, 2006
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wonder if i'll get banned for downvoting this (lol, NARV)
November 23rd, 2006
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1 for self sponsorship..... i know you're "max" but come on dude, don't be such a jew. be jewish, but don't be too jewish, k
November 25th, 2006
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Suck it hard bitch.
November 25th, 2006
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Ah, yes. The very first site that took me to YTMND...http://forums.vugames.com/click.jspa?searchID=413055&messageID=227607
November 27th, 2006
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That's great. I hope I never have to see this.
December 8th, 2006
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wow this is stupid, someone banned just has to restart his modem, STUPID MAX
December 8th, 2006
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btw max u should get a gf instead of constantly surfing on that stupid site of yours
December 12th, 2006
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The loop is perfect. 5'd
December 21st, 2006
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Loop Skilz = 5'd
January 1st, 2007
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This song is now officially the theme for the blind
January 4th, 2007
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haha what you say?
January 11th, 2007
(0)
Now that is a loop.
February 11th, 2007
(0)
Usually I think this sort of thing is a piece of f*cking crap, but since you're Max, you get a 5!
February 11th, 2007
(3)
coolchick1794 is the Rosie O'Donald of YTMND
February 12th, 2007
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Can you ban smutsquirl please?
March 7th, 2007
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It's a work of art! Truly!
March 8th, 2007
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please ban some of these annoying people who 1 star ever site and have the same crappy comment that they post on every ytmnd theyre so damn annoying
March 19th, 2007
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coolchick1794, get your own opinions. 5'd because this is the banned page for YTMND, which makes it famous (or infamous depending on your point of view).
March 23rd, 2007
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I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WOLRDDDDDDDDD!!!!
March 30th, 2007
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LOL gumcounte
May 12th, 2007
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[reply]
May 25th, 2007
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May 25th, 2007
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Why am I banned? I didn't do anything against the TOS.
May 25th, 2007
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what a stupid *ssh*le.
May 25th, 2007
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lawl
May 25th, 2007
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Top viewed just because of Max's little prank.
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Charming.
May 25th, 2007
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Max, shouldn't you watch what you say about blind people? I mean, what if they see this? ^^
May 25th, 2007
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I see what you did there....because I'm not blind.
May 25th, 2007
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THIS WHOLE THING WAS A PLOT BY MAX TO GET HIS OWN SITE INTO THE #1 VIEWED OF THE DAY!!!!! also, self-sponsorship 20 buxs.
May 25th, 2007
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Yeah, he got our asses GOOD.
May 25th, 2007
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The irony here is delicious.
May 25th, 2007
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i was banned for like a couple hours along with all of my friends. i wonder what went down...
May 25th, 2007
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Pretty pissed to find myself banned. Of course, its IP, and that means sh*t. Even entire range ip bans.
May 25th, 2007
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At this rate, this site will pass HTPAT in no time!
May 25th, 2007
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Hi Max, nice to see you!
May 25th, 2007
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ALL HAIL EMPEROR MAX
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lol top viewed
May 25th, 2007
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Not cool, Max =( Downvoted...
May 25th, 2007
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Are you seriously mad at us Max? The wiki says: "The two most likely explanations are either malicious hackers trying for whatever reason to deface the site, or Max himself lashing out at the repetitiveness and general uncreativeness that he views as having taken over ytmnd."
May 25th, 2007
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that's pure speculation
May 25th, 2007
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upped from a 4 to a 5
May 25th, 2007
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ahahahhahhahaha, top viewed for the win
May 25th, 2007
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Good prank, Max! I did a double-take when I saw the "Top Viewed" tonight. :D
May 25th, 2007
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The Mad Scientists Union was here and stole Maxes diet pepsi
May 25th, 2007
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OH GOD I CAN'T FOREVER! GOD LIED TO ME!
May 25th, 2007
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I, Nitzwalsh, hereby offer Max a hearty man-hug, and soon, I will make a very special YTMNDief just for him. Seriously dude, we are but chimps throwing our fecees at a wall, and the stuff that clumps into amusing formations is what makes a good YTMND. I for one, have been weeding out my less popular sites (Anything with 5 votes and an average less than 2, 6 and less than 2.2, and so on, up to 11 votes and less than 3.2) , that I may offer only the finest in insipid mediocracy. Nitzwalsh
May 25th, 2007
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May 25th, 2007
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oh, no wonder 11k views.
May 25th, 2007
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Why was I seeing this last night with diet pepsi? :(
May 25th, 2007
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Max was on his drugs again?
May 25th, 2007
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I like being randomly banned
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ROFLCOPTER
May 25th, 2007
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lol wow...
May 25th, 2007
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Haha, looks like a bunch of people were banned today seeing as it's on top of most viewed.
May 25th, 2007
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Banned me last night. I was so heartbroken I went to play BF 2142 instead.
May 25th, 2007
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LOLOLOLOLOL JEWOWNED
May 25th, 2007
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if anyone else fav'd and sponsored their own site, they'd be ridiculed. -4. But I bend over to your manhood, +5000
May 25th, 2007
(1)
i was wondering why this got so many views today. looks like max did some banning.... i like how when you get banned it redirects you here. lol.
May 25th, 2007
(1)
Why did this rocket to topviewed?
May 25th, 2007
(1)
Everyone somehow got banned last night, and this is the page that banned users are forwarded to.
May 25th, 2007
(1)
epic
May 25th, 2007
(1)
hilarious.
May 25th, 2007
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Loops perfectly.
May 25th, 2007
(1)
was that prank a little b-day present for yourself or something? :P
May 25th, 2007
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Cool Idea Max. Props. But, now, how arey ou gonna fix the problem with this being the most viewed?
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Ebaums...FOR THE GREATEST JUSTICE EVER.
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Amen for this making a comeback.
May 26th, 2007
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What you say?!?!?!??!?!
May 26th, 2007
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Make that two loyal accounts.
May 30th, 2007
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I find it....unsettling that this is in the Top Viewed. At least by my reckoning.
June 3rd, 2007
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It wasn't until that I saw that gopher ytmnd thing that I realized that this was the redirect page for banned users. Now it makes sense and is funny :)
June 7th, 2007
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I had just got done watching Robot Chicken's - Ray's day out when I saw this on the list, talk about irony lol.
June 13th, 2007
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man i was creeped out when i saw it, then i learned everyone got banned lol
July 4th, 2007
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Ive read enough. Max, you stupid f*cking idiot, you are a failure. you make sh*tty sites and are proud because they are upvoted. Well they are upvoted because you are the creator and theyare just sucking up to you. well not me! Im not going to, bow down and kiss your shoes like these idiots! Max, the idiot creator of this site, EAT A BOWL OF DICK!
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If you hate max so much, why are you here?
July 8th, 2007
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Because i like to laugh at all the idiots ad the sucky ytmnds.
July 8th, 2007
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Well, actually, thats what I like to do, dont know about that *ssh*le.
July 4th, 2007
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See how anybody upvotes the f*ggot's comments? F*GGOT F*GGOT F*GGOT SUCK UPS SUCK UPS SUCK UPS BRING BACK SEXYMOFO.
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Ouch Max, That's really harsh!........... I like your thinking. :3
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3'd...i like the concept, but that's not what you see when you're banned...you are simply redirected to a page that says "This user has been scheduled for deletion." and the date of being added to the deletion queue, and date of the final deletion...well the date of the final deletion came and i didn't see this...but i was still unable to do anything.
September 3rd, 2007
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LOL GAY YTMND 1'D j/k 5
September 10th, 2007
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Max=5
October 17th, 2007
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lol, painstaking edit
October 27th, 2007
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:(
December 9th, 2007
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woops forgot to vote 5 for my favorite ytmnd of all time
February 9th, 2008
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Good stuff
October 9th, 2008
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1'd to counteract everyone to voted 5 just because it's max. yes i am sure that will work
December 7th, 2008
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damn i love yo, you're a n*gg*
February 7th, 2009
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full of win
June 21st, 2009
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butt
February 14th, 2010
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nice lol
June 25th, 2010
(3)
It's a good day when this is on top viewed.
March 12th, 2011
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no more no more no more nooo morreeeeee
March 16th, 2011
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Some guy and his 7000 alts couldn't log in today.
March 27th, 2011
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given whatever context, an audience will expect what they will expect. that doesn't mean the people who create the context need to limit themselves to what they believe the audience will expect.
April 9th, 2011
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test
April 9th, 2011
(-1)
Wow, I can post comments now! Also, if a new Hall of Fame is made, this should get put in it.
April 10th, 2011
(0)
Hit the road jack,
and don't you come back,
no alts, no alts, no alts, no alts
Hit the road jack and don't you come back no alts
April 10th, 2011
(-1)
[site patyourselfontheback:site]
April 15th, 2011
(0)
Tomorrow, this will have been the most viewed site for a full month, and probably by a wide margin. That cannot be a good thing.
February 8th, 2012
(2)
Why is this suddenly top viewed today?
February 25th, 2012
(0)
Hit the road jack!
September 13th, 2013
(1)
At least this ban is more suitable than Wikipedia's way of banning...
May 14th, 2014
(0)
I just can't get that song out of my head, lol! xD
February 7th, 2016
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Redirect traffic from reddit.com to either this or a "403 PUNCHING THE KEYS FORBIDDEN (FOR GOD'S SAKE)" YTMND. Reddit links are basically a method of viewhacking random obscure sites into the top 10.
January 7th, 2017
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