Chuck Norris Facts (Final)
Created on: March 15th, 2006
Chuck Norris Facts (Final)
Chuck Norris Facts #1 Facts aquired from... http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck

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March 16th, 2006
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is this joke old? or original?
March 16th, 2006
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an animated gif with only text? Put a little f*cking effort into it
March 16th, 2006
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All of the above is true, but still funny.
March 16th, 2006
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lol :(
March 16th, 2006
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This belongs in the Barrens Chat.
March 16th, 2006
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I heard about Chuck Norris on Attack Of The Show you guys he's like totally a funny webternet trend so I'm going to make a YTMND about it because it's very timely
March 16th, 2006
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No! This isn't funny anymore! It was funny the very first time, now it's old and annoying. Just stop. I used to like Chuck Norris before he became a fad. Now I hate him. I don't want to hate him. Please stop.
March 16th, 2006
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old
March 16th, 2006
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Sorry dude, funny as they are, you're beating a dead horse with a geriatric stick.
March 16th, 2006
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all your chuck are belong to us.
March 16th, 2006
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TO BILL BRASKY!
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. Sorry.
March 16th, 2006
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We've all heard the Chuck Norris jokes
March 16th, 2006
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The Chuck Norris stuff simply isn't funny.
March 16th, 2006
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Holy f*ck.....I wish I had given this a 2 originally so I could reduce my vote after this update. What do you think is original about repeating these jokes that we have heard already?
March 16th, 2006
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A riddle: can a fad lap itself?
March 16th, 2006
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I think the funny part of this is that it's in the top 15. The humor of that gives you an extra star. Another cool thing is it was like "Whoa, did I go back in time?" when I watched it. That reinforces your little extra star.
March 16th, 2006
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vin diesel
March 16th, 2006
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CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE SO FUNNY
March 16th, 2006
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really really tired of chuck norris jokes
March 16th, 2006
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beat that dead horse some more
March 16th, 2006
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March 16th, 2006
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not funny, but 3 for the braveheart joke
March 16th, 2006
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great to know this got in by merit of Chuck's name alone and not the quality.. probably will be the only top 15 rated under 2 by the end of the day..
March 16th, 2006
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more jokes equals more ones
March 16th, 2006
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i seriously liked it, not much graphic effort. But that you always see him looking at you like that and including the braveheart joke is a 5 for me.
March 16th, 2006
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f*ck Chuck
March 16th, 2006
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I'M ON THE INTERNET. I AM COOL FOR SAYING CHUCK NORRIS JOKES AGAIN AND AGAIN. I'M ON THE INTERNET. LOL.
March 16th, 2006
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i think this is FTW personally yer it may be old but a good ol chuck norris fact will always make me laugh
March 16th, 2006
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Nope.And I like Chuck Norris.
March 16th, 2006
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way too overdone
March 16th, 2006
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absolutely retarded old and not funny. when you read this go down the hall and kill yourself.
March 16th, 2006
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Wow, this is really fresh. I don't think I've ever seen a Chuck Norris facts ytmnd before! 6'd
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck Norris killed comedy.
March 16th, 2006
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is a crapstravaganza!
March 16th, 2006
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I kicked CHuck's cowboy *ss and he can't stand my 1!
March 16th, 2006
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chuck norris is a pussy. go ahead and bring it, chucky
March 16th, 2006
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Wow! These are TOTALLY original! Cool to see a YTMND that isn't part of a fad!
March 16th, 2006
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5'd for music
March 16th, 2006
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wow i can't believe how original all those "facts" were. u fail at life, try again please.
March 16th, 2006
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3 u only got 3 5's out of all these omments
March 16th, 2006
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Even though it's old, it's still kinda entertaining. But his pic between each... that's just annoying.
March 16th, 2006
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WHY. WON'T. THIS. FAD. DIE.
March 16th, 2006
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How 'bout you get back on WoW and talk about how cool chuck(lower case because no one cares about him.) is with your f*ggy geek friends?
March 16th, 2006
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gtfo please.
March 16th, 2006
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eddie stone can kick his arse
March 16th, 2006
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i was waiting or the h umor. this f*cking sucks. it used the worst chuck lines ever
March 16th, 2006
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Humour? originality? effort? Check - but not really
March 16th, 2006
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What's with all the whining about Chuck Norris jokes? 3'd.
March 16th, 2006
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A. chuck norris is overdone. B. These fact sites about him are overdone. C. you didnt even use original facts. D. no
March 16th, 2006
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hey, chuck norris! that's not old or overdone! 1'd
March 16th, 2006
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god, You WoW nerds need to get a life and stop jerking off to animations and worshipping chuck norris.
March 16th, 2006
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Please let this fad die. And next time you want to make a YTMND with no effort, just post a text link to the Chuck Norris fact page.
March 16th, 2006
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-4 for chuck norris
March 16th, 2006
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http://rumorsontheinnernets.ytmnd.com
March 16th, 2006
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lolz! how funny and original!
March 16th, 2006
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Make it stop Mommy.
March 16th, 2006
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get some better chuck jokes
March 16th, 2006
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"No! This isn't funny anymore! It was funny the very first time, now it's old and annoying. Just stop. I used to like Chuck Norris before he became a fad. Now I hate him. I don't want to hate him. Please stop."
March 16th, 2006
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wtf half of it is stolen, i mean COME ON, get another joke, there are 1002320301 CN facts, why would you want the most banal and old ones?
March 16th, 2006
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Funny and original. 5'd!
March 16th, 2006
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stupid
March 16th, 2006
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What happens if I 1 this site? Will Chuck Norris kick my *ss through my computer screen?
March 16th, 2006
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Stop making these, the "lol chuck norris is harcore" fad is stupid and people who perpetuate it are stupid.
March 16th, 2006
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hows this on the front page?
March 16th, 2006
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Wow.... just f*cking TERRIBLE. Get out. Unfunny and lame.
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck norris is a c*nt.
March 16th, 2006
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I'm pretty sure Ah-nold could beat down Chuck with ease. One look at the difference in sizes is all you need.
March 16th, 2006
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this deserves less than a 1
March 16th, 2006
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haha, you suck penis
March 16th, 2006
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GROOOAAAN
March 16th, 2006
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chuck norris jokes stopped being funny once I heard all the anime nerds at my school start telling them.
March 16th, 2006
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1 cause there arent enough. minimum 200 to get a 5.
March 16th, 2006
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i gave you a 2, only out of fear of swift retribution from chuck.
March 16th, 2006
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Sniff sniff....its soo true.
March 16th, 2006
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It's all right... But I've seen the website.
March 16th, 2006
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no. If I could take away other people's stars, I would. /part life
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck Norris facts are old. Why is this in the top 15?
March 16th, 2006
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Norris for life.
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You know, I don't think I'd even subject Barrens Chat to this.
March 16th, 2006
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Half of these are plagiarised Vin Diesel facts. Changing the name = INSTANT FAILURE.
March 16th, 2006
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I liked these facts better the first time when they were about Vin Diesel
March 16th, 2006
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I laugh at the blatant failure of YTMND's system.
March 16th, 2006
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This is one of the most hated YTMNDs ever.
March 16th, 2006
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chuck = queer
March 16th, 2006
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gtfo
March 16th, 2006
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haha. Chuck Norris.
March 16th, 2006
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Why make a YTMND when we can all just as easily go to Chucknorrisfacts.com? +2, even though it's been done a billion times, Chuck is God.
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck norris f*cking sucks
March 16th, 2006
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f*ck off
March 16th, 2006
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i hate this fad.
March 16th, 2006
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It's funny cuz it has teh chuck norris
March 16th, 2006
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1 for Chuck Norris Also plz gtfo you n****r cock sucking piece of sh*t
March 16th, 2006
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funny, but the facts u used werent my favorites
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck Norris rules and anyone who hates him is a wet-back, greasy ass, cock sucking, butt-wrenched, blood peeing, scabbed penised, anus born inbred.
March 16th, 2006
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Kelly Clarkson is tougher than Chuck Norris
March 16th, 2006
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1. This needs the "Chuck dresses up as Santa and kicks children" joke. And the Chuck Norris fad sucks. Except for the Santa joke.
March 16th, 2006
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WELCOME TO SIX MONTHS AGO
March 16th, 2006
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god damn this sh*t got old
March 16th, 2006
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Its funny because this isnt even funny as the site is like over a year old and Chuck Norris ones were lame to start with and then it should have ended when he found out about it and then it got to the real world which is f*cking gay and this is sh*t.
March 16th, 2006
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yah ok how is this top 15
March 16th, 2006
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I hate this ytmnd
March 16th, 2006
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3 for short length.
March 16th, 2006
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Fact: Chuck Norris isnt funny.
March 16th, 2006
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Thank you... for using other people's comedy to create a YTMND. They are funny, so I can't hate you too much.
March 16th, 2006
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Wow, look at all of these little kids and their attitudes.
March 16th, 2006
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ok, not funny anymore
March 16th, 2006
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(oh yeah, and bad spelling).
March 16th, 2006
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The Braveheart one was the only funny joke. The rest are horrible, there's way better Chuck Norris jokes out there, but they are getting old anyway
March 16th, 2006
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Um just stolen from the Chuck Norris facts website, and they're really not funny anymore.
March 16th, 2006
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f*ck chuck
March 16th, 2006
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old
March 16th, 2006
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Not really top five material. Chuck Norris jokes got old after everyone found out about them.
March 16th, 2006
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5'ed for the william wallace joke.
March 16th, 2006
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Oh god please someone end these gay facts
March 16th, 2006
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+2 for effort but chuck n. sucks. The a-team shall rule once again.
March 16th, 2006
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Oh, look, I 1'd a Chuck Norris site and am alive to post a derisive comment about it! This fad needs to die faster than the last remaining vestiges of his dignity and respect.
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck sucks ass. Vin Diesel facts were first, better, and all the chuck facts are just rewritten Vin facts.
March 16th, 2006
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It all came from an SNL skit, in my opinion. Gay.
March 16th, 2006
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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS IS OFFICIALLY OVER
March 16th, 2006
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Why the hell do you keep going back to the same Chuck image? Put different images in or have none at all.
March 16th, 2006
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Chuck Norris fails at life. Plus, these fads are old and uniorignal.
March 16th, 2006
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Dude, Troy Hurtubise can kick Chuck's ass. Look him up and you will see why.
March 16th, 2006
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doesnt even deserve a 1
March 16th, 2006
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if you love him so much then give him your anal virginity
March 16th, 2006
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ugh, can we just give the whole chuck thing a rest yet >_
March 16th, 2006
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Stolen jokes also = 1
March 16th, 2006
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the music is all it has going for it. This is a disgrace to chuck norris himself.
March 16th, 2006
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1'd for Chuck Norris
March 29th, 2006
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lololololololololololololololololol one.
March 31st, 2006
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Upvoted all of your sites. :)
March 31st, 2006
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You got upvoted by Mr. Upvoter! (bonus: ALL of your sites got upvoted)
July 28th, 2006
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why waste my time for some animated gif to go through them when i can just look at these old jokes on 1000 web sites?